₦airaland Forum

abobote:
Congrats victory

Though this year's Idol was very boring, the judges didn't do nice job this season

How did you come to that conclusion sir?
What makes it boring?
What are the issues you discovered.with the judges?

MrSinister:
They helped to fund the election, so they have a say.

The one that they funded in Kenya, what has been the results of their blowing hot and cold?

I would have expected them to sort out the election crises in Kenya first before raising the hopes of dreamers in Nigeria.

Abi, what do you think?

Rutherford2019:
The previous elections were different from this 2023s
In the previous elections it was obvious that the winner won the election but it was not free and fair e.g Obasanjo won in 2003,Yaradua won in 2007 and Buhari won in 2015
But in 2023 it's obvious that Tinubu didn't win, infact what inec have with them shows that he didn't win

One will always learn a new thing on Nairaland everyday.

Eskis sir,
What was the basis for declaring the former winners as winners and on what basis were the elections declared to be NOT free and fair?

What is the basis for saying that Tinubu did not win and the elections were NOT free and fair?

Semantics!

ebufa:
I wonder when these Obidients will realise that an electoral coup took place on the day of the presidential election! The cuopists are already in power,it will take a world power or a significantly strong local power to dislodge them! It is the long suffering masses of Yorubaland I pity! Look at Lagos after nearly 25 years of Tinubu political hegemony,tell me what magic he is going to perform in a more complex federal scene! I wish Tinubu ;uck,cos he is gonna need it! my own let him restructure the federation....like he advocated under NADECO!

So, it is only in Yorubaland that they have long suffering masses in the whole of Nigeria?

Good evening sir.

With all due respect his Excellency, no be today our politics " sunk".

It haf sunk so tey, sunk sef don sink.

Why always me?

Teaching someone else's 12. and 15 year old children sex education.

Next moment, you leave theory and go practicals.

samwillyco1:
Hmm, during my days at University, one female lecturer like that wanted me to marry her but I zoomed off.

Get in touch with Wale Adenuga production with this story.

It is time for this government to favor you.

No big deal.

That was what Macron did to his primary school teacher.

And all of a sudden, a new name has been added to the catalogue of satanic names enticing the Nigerian youth.

From COLORADO to LOUD to MPKUMIRIM and now LAUGHING GAS..

Instead of saying the banana is getting spoilt the society is busy saying it is only ripening.

Starhearts:
Pple should beware of diz number.
He called himself king Felix
He always claimed to have fixed odd on football betting.
Fooling pple to pay for games .

+234 812 455 3277

" He who does not take alcohol can never be drunk or be a drunkard".

I do not believe the guy call people randomly to sell fixed odds.
He goes after his clients who must have shown interest by one way or another.

All the same, thank you for informing Nigerians.

Millimann:
I watched the video.

No body part was removed.

So, Nigerians should give him an award.for that?

You can never stop to amaze others.

blacksam01:
i love her song "travel" the most....

dont know if thats the title sef...

sh talks about all thr language yrubes speak in Nigeria wen sh travels

If I am not mistaken, I think the title of that track is ONE KILOMETER.

Just like, for every kilometer, there is a new language.

Successlane:
While leaving your own region undeveloped !!!!!!!

Learn how not to give idiots the oxygen they madly desire.

Congratulations.for waking up.

Na sleep you dey.sleep before.

NOETHNICITY:
It’s a disgrace that Edo and to an extent Oyo generates more IGR than Anambra

It is not a question of disgrace.

It is a function of LEADERSHIP.

Please stop insulting Edo and Oyo states.

Reno Omokri and Asari Dokubo.

Just the ONLY two Nigerians that can insult "these people" without consequence.

If na Fani Kayode now, we for no hear word.

Just to confirm, this thread I bet, will not go pass 5 pages max.

Laughing gas in action.

Upcoming artiste at the age of 73.

julaion:
It is wonderful to know that someone will assume that a sentence that makes general reference to falling demons and Skull minners.oduduwa was a fallen demons that was cast out of heaven by angel Michael.....he later became ur god and Savior turning u all to skull minners

Incoherent blabbing........

julaion:
just like the children of a fallen demon always have their way in skull mining activities

It is wonderful to know that someone will assume that a sentence that makes general reference to thieves and forgers only refers to pioneers of skull mining with origin from Isiala Ngwa down to OKIJA with the final bus stop being at OTOKOTO bus stop.
Thank you for this new information.

PerfectStranger:
Real men know what they want and who they want to marry at the end of the day.

Exactly. They know who to take to Mama and who to take to the cleaners.

Thieves and certificate forgers always have their way with the law.

Just look for a lacuna and pronto, they are already at home drinking wine.

Make we advice you now and when the woman rub your head, you go confess say na Nairalanders advice you abi?

Carry your cross my brother. Na so Jesus carry hin own.

sonnie10:
Why is it that billionaires from SE are usually self made

The same reason why IFEANYI UBAH is running away from banks he is owing.

" We do not have a security problem in the South East".........Chief Emmanuel Iwuanyanwu; 7th July, 2023.

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ArewaNightmare:
NIGERIA'S FIRST EVER MINISTER OF BURIALS AND CONDOLENCE AFFAIRS 😆😆😆


BUHARI AND NORTHERNERS REALLY DEALT WITH THIS MUTULA

I agree with your first sentence 100 percent.

Just that he never condole whenever a pastor is killed in Benue or the North.

MrEgghead:
She can't escape that in UNIBEN Post UTME application not to talk of gaining admission into UNIBEN with the fake score. UNIBEN requires you to input your Jamb Reg No and your scores and other vital details will automatically be generated from JAMB portal. The same is applicable in most Federal Universities. It's only some Mushroom State and private institutions she can gave admission into with the fake score as some of them only require submission of the hard copies of UTME results.

Some of the people talking trash LIKE THE GUY you quoted are soooo ignorant of how admission and registration in Unis. work these days.

Nazgul:
Falsifying your jamb results is like digging a pit in front of your house. You'd end up falling inside it.

This is because, even if you successfully use the falsified results to gain admission, on or before your graduation, jamb would send your original results to your University along with your jamb reg number, which would be used for your NYSC.

So if it's discovered that your jamb result was Forged, you obviously cannot graduate and all your years of paying school fees and attending lectures would be a waste.

It makes no sense why people do it.

You can imagine the furore that would have erupted if the little rat had gain admission into UNILAG and when she is eventually rusticated by the school.

Perhaps, they would have told us it was because UNILAG NEVER WANTED her to break an un broken record or it was because she is hated for teaching the professors there.

Any one with an iota of common sense will know that she cannot sail thru school with that OKIJA result.

Suddenly, the figure that was not available during subsidy payment is now available by alacrity.

Naija I hail oo.

Globad:
You don't banter but you were the one that forced the first salvo at me.

You're in the wrong but you're too egoistic to admit it

Get it into your dense skull: there's a world of difference between pleading for leniency and getting leniency

It's not automatic to get it but a wise defence attorney will still plead for it anyway

Is this too much for you to understand?

Compress your response into just one.
Or are you responding after consultation?

Globad:
You can now see how dumb you are

You made a blunder. You claimed that I said that I didn't say. I corrected you and pointed it out to you

On the basis of a very faulty assumption, you claimed that I may have lied about my gender.

You called me Okija whatever.

Having pointed out your errors and manifest foolishness, rather than admit and possibly apologize, you scurried off, while insinuating non existent bullying, with your tail between your wobbly legs

Your lexicon will serve you well at the village square I still insist.
Come back when you are ready to argue substance.

" Tail between wobbly legs". Clap for yourself.