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Politics / Re: Jonathan’s Loyalists Responsible For Maina’s Reinstatement – Presidency by preselect(m): 2:28am On Oct 26, 2017
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and some fools will actually believe this grin

#kakistomoboplutocracy

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Food / Re: Crocodile Smiles To The Pot by preselect(m): 8:15pm On Oct 21, 2017
AnonyNymous:
You go chop this thing ?

this is how Buhari's economy has reduced nigerians. people now eat anything in sight. If Buhari should rule another 10yrs, people will start eating their own children, when all the crocodiles, snakes, monkeys, rats and cockroaches in the bush have finished.

#BuharisEconomy

Romance / Re: We broke up because I Refuse to leave the Anglican Church by preselect(m): 8:12pm On Oct 21, 2017
MrDKR:
Hello Guys,

Just recently, I lost my 2 years+ relationship with my girlfriend, reason because she said she can Never get married into an Anglican Church & I said I can only leave the church if I'm not okay with the church anymore, but since nothing has triggered my leaving, I'm not willing to leave now. So we both decided to call the relationship Off.

Furthermore, her Daddy also do not like Anglicans, he feels they are not born again. But initially, I felt it was just from her Dad, so I felt like most marriages, one or two family members may not consent to the marriage at an early stage, but with determination from both lovers, they will be able to convince them, so that was why the relationship went this far in the first place.

Sincerely, I really do love this lady so much but its sad to see us part ways.

Was my decision reasonable?? Kindly advice...

Regards!


yes, your decision was . . . . is reasonable. .

F--K her, and find another girl. . . cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Huddersfield Town VS Manchester United (2. - 1) On 21st October 2017 by preselect(m): 8:10pm On Oct 21, 2017
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
heheheheheheheheheheheheh
hhahahahahahahahahhahahaha
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hahahahahahahahahahahaha. . . . . to be contnued . . hahaha. . . grin

#BlameBuhari

Romance / Re: Unmarried Ladies Plead With Borno Government To Help Them Find Husbands. Photos by preselect(m): 6:01pm On Oct 21, 2017
mansakhalifa:
When your mates in other parts of the world are demanding world-class education and equal opportunities from their leaders,you are here asking your governor to provide something as mundane as HUSBANDS?! Men who will make you stoop to grind corn and still whoop your butts because y'all amount to nothing? Foolish girls.

that is why I have written off any real advancement in Nigeria for the next 100yrs.
see what our youth are more interested in grin


#BlameBuhari
#IGottaBlameSomebodyForThis

Politics / Re: Osinbajo, Kachikwu, Baru Meet Inside Aso Rock by preselect(m): 3:04am On Oct 19, 2017
zabadii:
I'll rather be a functional GMD than a weak Minister

kachukwu is not a minister. he is a . . . . . i dont even know what he is. But in Nigeria today, under Buhari, Igbos. . . or anything that resembles igbos.. . . . mean nothing. . .so even if an igbo man is vice president. . . he will be weakend by buhari. . .an unrepentant bigot,
I told igbos to forget any peace and development for the next 4-8yrs from the government. . .some foolish igbos were busy shouting give him a chance,
my only consolation is that when the bigoted federal govt of buhari starts to discriminate against igbos, they dont separate those few confused igbo men/women who voted for him from the rest of us who have no love for him . . . grin

meanwhile, all the igbos in buhari's govt look like dummies grin grin grin grin
chei1 e go better. cheesy

#GetOutOfThisBloodThirstyGovt

Politics / Re: Osinbajo, Kachikwu, Baru Meet Inside Aso Rock by preselect(m): 2:56am On Oct 19, 2017
Paperwhite:
Hope the outcome include investigating the scandalous $26billion NNPC scandal? A gross corruption and violation of the Nigerian constitution have been committed via this mess.

better wake up and face reality

this meeting is to kill press story of corruption and in-fighting within the sanguinous administration of the bloodthirsty bigoted general

#TerrorhammaduBoogharia

Crime / Re: Man Shot Dead In Kaduna, Corpse Dumped At Cemetery. Graphic Pics by preselect(m): 9:22pm On Oct 08, 2017
death, blood, and more death. . . since the era of General Terrorhammadu Boo-ghari

The Evil Scourge of Islamic Fascism

#BloodyBastard

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Education / Re: Afe Babalola University Completes 400 Bed Teaching Hospital(photo) by preselect(m): 9:32pm On Oct 07, 2017
Statsocial:
The ABUAD hospital was built using Chelsea Hospital London as a template. The Chelsea hospital London is also a 430 bed teaching hospital that serves Imperial college London. It is also rated one of the best hospitals in the UK because of its low mortality rate. It has a running cost of over £300 million per annum.

See picture of Chelsea hospital below

i love this hospital. everytime i pass the hospital, I admire it's unique combination of simplicity, elegance, history, and majestic presence.

good thing good

#ButBuhariNoGoodO

Family / Re: Nigerian Man Videos His Baby Mama Harassing His Mother In U.S, & She Sets Him Up by preselect(m): 2:01pm On Sep 23, 2017
cococandy:

Nairalanders love to hate Nigerian/American nurses cheesy
Any opportunity to bash us. smh.

but my sister talk true small, una naija/us nurses don too do. abi I lie? cheesy and e worse for those of our sisters on this side of the niger river grin ima ihe m mean-iri cheesy

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Family / Re: Nigerian Man Videos His Baby Mama Harassing His Mother In U.S, & She Sets Him Up by preselect(m): 8:24pm On Sep 22, 2017
ireneony:
Some mother in laws can be very wicked...
I don't blame her.
The mother in law carry her village mentality go America.
We don't know the full story.

yea, we saw her claiming the guy was beating her, that she is in a domestic violence situation. . . . i dont need to eat an egg fully before i know it is rotten. that girl is not a nice person.

why couldnt she quarrel with her man and mother in law in private? she had to call the cops, bc she knows it will finish off the man
Family / Re: Nigerian Man Videos His Baby Mama Harassing His Mother In U.S, & She Sets Him Up by preselect(m): 8:20pm On Sep 22, 2017
pocohantas:


While this is possible...the way the girl harassed the MIL says a lot about her. I was even trying to manage that one, she now said the guy is beating her over the phone. Haba!

That's an evil woman right there.
There is the evil you'll do, it'll overtake all the instigators own.

that is the burden of being a black man in america. one has to be careful. . . once a girl uses this line on a black man, the police and the judiciary have a high chance of believing it right away, and these women know it. the only thing that saved this guy is this video. . . if the girl was as smart as she was evil. . .she could have snatched the phone and smashed it on the ground, then made her claim. . . if she was light skinned, she could also slap herslef and leave a mark on her skin and claim the guy did it. . . . and that would be the end of the story for this man. . .but she didnt so with the video, the man has a good chance of winning this one.

anytime i'm with a white girl, I secretly put my hand inside my pocket and turn on the recording. . . . u never know. . .maany have perished at the hands of wicked girls and mean judiciary. . .as a black man u need INCONTROVERTIBLE EVIDENCE to prove your innocence in court. and your accusers dont need much evidence to prove your guilt.

#alabekee

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Family / Re: Nigerian Man Videos His Baby Mama Harassing His Mother In U.S, & She Sets Him Up by preselect(m): 8:10pm On Sep 22, 2017
gbosaa:
What's wrong with our sisters? I'm seething with rage watching her blocking the old woman from leaving the room. angry

What nonsense? Is there anything in our woman that induce them to act funny in the US?

I'm glad the guy controlled himself. This is one of th reasons lots of people will choose to be single.

Damn this woman.

welcome to marriage and the law 101 american style. if this guy as much as touched the girl, he will go to jail, loose his job, may never find another job after jail, even if he finds a job, he will pay enough alimony and his life will be a mess. this is the law, the stupid law that makes marriage impossible in obodo oyibo. . . .girl go slap you . . and call police on top of that and claim victim. . . and then police will arrest you. . you will find lawyer and wast unnecessary time and money before you prove your innocence. by then dem don suspend you for work. and your bills keep coming by the way. I dont know why this is prevalent among female nurses. and it's worse with nurses that came from naija. especially . . . .not to be tribalistic. . . . but e be like say na my igbo sisters the thing worse for. . . followed by . . . . . make i no talk before dem accuse me of tribalism. . .young successful men abroad de fear marriage now . . the only men who dont fear marriage are those who have nothing to loose grin
imagine if na for naija this thing happen? by now the babe for don collect space for emergency room. . . grin, even her own papa go follow beat am

e go better. . . .

#oyibomarriage.

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Sports / Re: Jay-Jay Okocha And Others Announce FIFA Best Awards Nominees. Photos by preselect(m): 7:52pm On Sep 22, 2017
OP abeg wetin u mean by Okocha joins legends?

Okocha na legendo originale . . . it should read. . . "Okocha joins fellow legends". . . let's not forget it was Okocha who taught and mentored ronaldinho into maturity at PSG.


meanwhile, is Pharaoh back to his office?

#BuhariBokosAgent

Crime / Re: Fulani Man Caught Looting A Shop In Enugu With Charm (Pictures) by preselect(m): 8:06pm On Sep 10, 2017
nna ee grin

naijiriya na raw kwontiri o grin

see as dem open de thief nyash, literarily, for public view.

otele mgbeke cheesy

meanwhile where is the cattle rerer from Daura? tell him the rats are gone

#BuhariTheRatRunner

Culture / Re: Suitor Dies In Katsina Marriage Flogging Game by preselect(m): 2:09pm On Sep 05, 2017
for this Buhari Economy wey dem nova chop belleful na em person de go collect strokes of koboko. . . .how e no go die
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

#RatSolutionForBuhariCrisis
#AsoRatVillaAbuja

Politics / Re: Imo Killings: Okorocha Is A Filthy Sodomite, One-legged Ritualist – Fani-kayode by preselect(m): 1:25am On Aug 28, 2017
since Buhari won his election. . . . killing people. . or news of killings no longer mean anything in Nigeria. . . .a child is cut down at the dawn of his life and some adults here be like . . . "and so what"

Nigerians have become so used to soldiers/police/armed-govt-officials killing innocent civilians that it doesnt mean anything to be killed in Nigeria . . . . at all. . . .
that is why these same people who dont give a damn when Buhari's agents kills innocent people, will be the first morons to change their facebook profile photo when 1 person is killed in france or belgium.

#BuharisRatAlliance

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Politics / Re: Rats Damage President Buhari's Office - Garba Shehu by preselect(m): 1:22am On Aug 23, 2017
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confirmed!!!!Buhari and his APC are comedians . . . cheesy

sad news is that about 50million nigerians will believe this garbage grin grin grin grin

and people still think Nigeria will advance. . . . . . . .

Wailers: our mumu don do, resume or resign
Buhari&co: ze frezident iz rezuming . . . . . from za oza room
Hailers: we be mumu4life

#FederalHouseOfJokes

Education / Re: JAMB Fixes Cut Off Marks For Universities, Polytechnics, Colleges Of Education by preselect(m): 12:25am On Aug 23, 2017
is this 120/400 abi na something else I de see? shocked

meanwhile is this cut off for the whole country, abi dem go soon start to do 120 for Benue, 200 for anambra, 5 for adamawa, 3 for katsina, 2 for yobe, 1 for adamawa, . . . . attendance for zamfara!!!!


#BuhariAndShekauAppearingAndDisappearingAnyhow

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Crime / Re: Hausa, Igbo Traders Fight At Wuse Market Over Buhari by preselect(m): 10:49pm On Aug 15, 2017
at the risk of sounding tribalistic, let me ask, why is it that everytime northerners are angry for something they start to loot, kill and destroy?

#OurMumuDonDo
#UnaWayoDonEnd

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Politics / Re: Femi Adesina: I Don’t Know If It’s Nigeria That Is Paying For Buhari’s Treatment by preselect(m): 5:40am On Aug 15, 2017
jjmk:


So we have all becomes fools... This must be the way these people see us. Chai.

they have seen nigerians this way for loooong. . . . but buhari and his cohorts actually know that half the population will believe this. that means about 80-90million nigeridiots serving and worshiping that fool called the predidiot of the unfortunate republic . . . mohammadufus Boofonhari

#goatheadbubu

Crime / Re: Lady Found Dead At An Apartment in Zamfara Days After She Was Declared Missing by preselect(m): 10:52pm On Jul 31, 2017
nurusystem:

I think you're are not yet back to your brain, nothing more than you stink and smelling Sperms of your mother pussy. Chai go and bath palm wine and wake up from your slumber, Mr Gay Ipob ohi

your english resembles Buhari's sick face. grin

state quota epidemic

these are the people who passed JAMB with a cut off score of 9 . . . grin grin grin
chei, Nigeria cheesy

#CocoanutHeadsEverwhere

Politics / Re: Boko Haram Attacks Can’t Stop Us From Oil Search- Unimaid VC by preselect(m): 8:22pm On Jul 31, 2017
if stupidity could not stop them, I dont think boko-Buhari-haram can stop them

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Crime / Re: Lady Found Dead At An Apartment in Zamfara Days After She Was Declared Missing by preselect(m): 8:15pm On Jul 31, 2017
nurusystem:


Dis time biafra hungry will make u eat sand no be only grass ,just try General, even Ojuku die like rat that eat poison

I can understand if you can't spell Ojukwu. . . but men. . you gotta do better with your english construction . . . . .next time post something like this. . . . " like a rat that ate poison" . . . . that would make more sense, and it will make comprehension easier.

see what quota system has caused. Or better still just use pidgin english. . . biko . . .

meanwhile is Buhari back from the dead. . . . because these days both Buhari and Shekau have been dying and reappearing like 5&6 . . . . . two of a kind
#BuharisFoolNuruMumuTooMuch

Crime / Re: Lady Found Dead At An Apartment in Zamfara Days After She Was Declared Missing by preselect(m): 8:09pm On Jul 31, 2017
nurusystem:

U r happy saying rubbish when your mate they are all in matuary sleeping.

means I am indestructible . . . . . . . cool . . . . . . .if only you could spell mortuary . . grin grin grin grin

why am I not surprised . . . . . this is the product of state-quota-based educational system . . . cheesy
Sports / Re: Photo Of A Female Paramedic Attending To A Male Footballer Goes Viral by preselect(m): 4:07pm On Jul 28, 2017
lexy2014:
that's probably d place that needed attention. maybe there was a collision or a player took out d guys centre of gravity with a very hot shot. she must do her job just like a male doctor will do with his female patients and touches things u can't imagine

no mind them. the player is in pains and needed urgent assessment.
Crime / Re: Lady Found Dead At An Apartment in Zamfara Days After She Was Declared Missing by preselect(m): 2:21pm On Jul 18, 2017
nurusystem:


You don't know that you are still stinking with your mum and dad sperm go and bath with kerosine

and your mum and dad are still stinking with Buhari's rotten bloody sperm and sh1t

#BuharisFool

Nairaland / General / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Block Major Road In Abuja Central With Their Cattle (See Photos) by preselect(m): 5:32am On Jul 18, 2017
Buhari's Nigeria . . . . . the legal lawlessness of fulani herdsmen

#TheCurseCalledBuhari


who will deliver us from this abomination

Crime / Re: Lady Found Dead At An Apartment in Zamfara Days After She Was Declared Missing by preselect(m): 5:25am On Jul 18, 2017
nurusystem:

What of during your grandpa GEJ, ppl are in peace

Na you be GEJ grandson . . . . . .even at that, compared to Buhari-goofy-Mohammadu, GEJ is a brilliant professor.

#BuharisNigeria

Crime / Re: Lady Found Dead At An Apartment in Zamfara Days After She Was Declared Missing by preselect(m): 5:21am On Jul 18, 2017
Perezino:

No wonder,even common sense has refused to enter ur thick coconut head.

and your own head na shit and urine dey am . . . .ewu mangala

#BuharisWatchGoats

Crime / Re: Civil Defence Officer Shoots Police Sergeant, Kills Driver In Jigawa (Graphic) by preselect(m): 5:16am On Jul 15, 2017
kidman96:
The north is too volatile.

malware:


The south is too calm with cultists activities and kidnappers' operations courtesy Evans and Badoo members.

the fu-king country is f-cked up north-south-east-west
and the f-cked up Presidiot is f-cking the rest of the country up angry

#WastelandOfBuhari

Crime / Re: Lady Found Dead At An Apartment in Zamfara Days After She Was Declared Missing by preselect(m): 4:29am On Jul 15, 2017
since this man became president it is death and destruction everywhere.

#BuharisEconomy

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