₦airaland Forum

GloriaNinja:
THE WAY PEOPLE DIE THESE DAYS THOUGH.

men's hearts will fail them. . . . luke 21:26. Bible don talk am far tey say heart failure go bokwu for planet earth.

however, good new dey. people should be having regular check up o o o o o. Nigerians, especially if u are above 40yrs, or 35yrs if there is a family history of heart disease, always go for check up even when u think you are well.

and some fools will actually believe this

#kakistomoboplutocracy

AnonyNymous:
You go chop this thing ?

this is how Buhari's economy has reduced nigerians. people now eat anything in sight. If Buhari should rule another 10yrs, people will start eating their own children, when all the crocodiles, snakes, monkeys, rats and cockroaches in the bush have finished.

#BuharisEconomy

MrDKR:
Hello Guys,

Just recently, I lost my 2 years+ relationship with my girlfriend, reason because she said she can Never get married into an Anglican Church & I said I can only leave the church if I'm not okay with the church anymore, but since nothing has triggered my leaving, I'm not willing to leave now. So we both decided to call the relationship Off.

Furthermore, her Daddy also do not like Anglicans, he feels they are not born again. But initially, I felt it was just from her Dad, so I felt like most marriages, one or two family members may not consent to the marriage at an early stage, but with determination from both lovers, they will be able to convince them, so that was why the relationship went this far in the first place.

Sincerely, I really do love this lady so much but its sad to see us part ways.

Was my decision reasonable?? Kindly advice...

Regards!

yes, your decision was . . . . is reasonable. .

F--K her, and find another girl. . .

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hahahahahahahahahahahaha. . . . . to be contnued . . hahaha. . .

#BlameBuhari

mansakhalifa:
When your mates in other parts of the world are demanding world-class education and equal opportunities from their leaders,you are here asking your governor to provide something as mundane as HUSBANDS?! Men who will make you stoop to grind corn and still whoop your butts because y'all amount to nothing? Foolish girls.

that is why I have written off any real advancement in Nigeria for the next 100yrs.
see what our youth are more interested in


#BlameBuhari
#IGottaBlameSomebodyForThis

zabadii:
I'll rather be a functional GMD than a weak Minister

kachukwu is not a minister. he is a . . . . . i dont even know what he is. But in Nigeria today, under Buhari, Igbos. . . or anything that resembles igbos.. . . . mean nothing. . .so even if an igbo man is vice president. . . he will be weakend by buhari. . .an unrepentant bigot,
I told igbos to forget any peace and development for the next 4-8yrs from the government. . .some foolish igbos were busy shouting give him a chance,
my only consolation is that when the bigoted federal govt of buhari starts to discriminate against igbos, they dont separate those few confused igbo men/women who voted for him from the rest of us who have no love for him . . .

meanwhile, all the igbos in buhari's govt look like dummies
chei1 e go better.

#GetOutOfThisBloodThirstyGovt

Paperwhite:
Hope the outcome include investigating the scandalous $26billion NNPC scandal? A gross corruption and violation of the Nigerian constitution have been committed via this mess.

better wake up and face reality

this meeting is to kill press story of corruption and in-fighting within the sanguinous administration of the bloodthirsty bigoted general

#TerrorhammaduBoogharia

death, blood, and more death. . . since the era of General Terrorhammadu Boo-ghari

The Evil Scourge of Islamic Fascism

#BloodyBastard

Statsocial:
The ABUAD hospital was built using Chelsea Hospital London as a template. The Chelsea hospital London is also a 430 bed teaching hospital that serves Imperial college London. It is also rated one of the best hospitals in the UK because of its low mortality rate. It has a running cost of over £300 million per annum.

See picture of Chelsea hospital below

i love this hospital. everytime i pass the hospital, I admire it's unique combination of simplicity, elegance, history, and majestic presence.

good thing good

#ButBuhariNoGoodO

cococandy:
Nairalanders love to hate Nigerian/American nurses
Any opportunity to bash us. smh.

but my sister talk true small, una naija/us nurses don too do. abi I lie? and e worse for those of our sisters on this side of the niger river ima ihe m mean-iri

ireneony:
Some mother in laws can be very wicked...
I don't blame her.
The mother in law carry her village mentality go America.
We don't know the full story.

yea, we saw her claiming the guy was beating her, that she is in a domestic violence situation. . . . i dont need to eat an egg fully before i know it is rotten. that girl is not a nice person.

why couldnt she quarrel with her man and mother in law in private? she had to call the cops, bc she knows it will finish off the man

pocohantas:
While this is possible...the way the girl harassed the MIL says a lot about her. I was even trying to manage that one, she now said the guy is beating her over the phone. Haba!

That's an evil woman right there.
There is the evil you'll do, it'll overtake all the instigators own.

that is the burden of being a black man in america. one has to be careful. . . once a girl uses this line on a black man, the police and the judiciary have a high chance of believing it right away, and these women know it. the only thing that saved this guy is this video. . . if the girl was as smart as she was evil. . .she could have snatched the phone and smashed it on the ground, then made her claim. . . if she was light skinned, she could also slap herslef and leave a mark on her skin and claim the guy did it. . . . and that would be the end of the story for this man. . .but she didnt so with the video, the man has a good chance of winning this one.

anytime i'm with a white girl, I secretly put my hand inside my pocket and turn on the recording. . . . u never know. . .maany have perished at the hands of wicked girls and mean judiciary. . .as a black man u need INCONTROVERTIBLE EVIDENCE to prove your innocence in court. and your accusers dont need much evidence to prove your guilt.

#alabekee

gbosaa:
What's wrong with our sisters? I'm seething with rage watching her blocking the old woman from leaving the room.

What nonsense? Is there anything in our woman that induce them to act funny in the US?

I'm glad the guy controlled himself. This is one of th reasons lots of people will choose to be single.

Damn this woman.

welcome to marriage and the law 101 american style. if this guy as much as touched the girl, he will go to jail, loose his job, may never find another job after jail, even if he finds a job, he will pay enough alimony and his life will be a mess. this is the law, the stupid law that makes marriage impossible in obodo oyibo. . . .girl go slap you . . and call police on top of that and claim victim. . . and then police will arrest you. . you will find lawyer and wast unnecessary time and money before you prove your innocence. by then dem don suspend you for work. and your bills keep coming by the way. I dont know why this is prevalent among female nurses. and it's worse with nurses that came from naija. especially . . . .not to be tribalistic. . . . but e be like say na my igbo sisters the thing worse for. . . followed by . . . . . make i no talk before dem accuse me of tribalism. . .young successful men abroad de fear marriage now . . the only men who dont fear marriage are those who have nothing to loose
imagine if na for naija this thing happen? by now the babe for don collect space for emergency room. . . , even her own papa go follow beat am

e go better. . . .

#oyibomarriage.

OP abeg wetin u mean by Okocha joins legends?

Okocha na legendo originale . . . it should read. . . "Okocha joins fellow legends". . . let's not forget it was Okocha who taught and mentored ronaldinho into maturity at PSG.


meanwhile, is Pharaoh back to his office?

#BuhariBokosAgent

nna ee

naijiriya na raw kwontiri o

see as dem open de thief nyash, literarily, for public view.

otele mgbeke

meanwhile where is the cattle rerer from Daura? tell him the rats are gone

#BuhariTheRatRunner

for this Buhari Economy wey dem nova chop belleful na em person de go collect strokes of koboko. . . .how e no go die


#RatSolutionForBuhariCrisis
#AsoRatVillaAbuja

since Buhari won his election. . . . killing people. . or news of killings no longer mean anything in Nigeria. . . .a child is cut down at the dawn of his life and some adults here be like . . . "and so what"

Nigerians have become so used to soldiers/police/armed-govt-officials killing innocent civilians that it doesnt mean anything to be killed in Nigeria . . . . at all. . . .
that is why these same people who dont give a damn when Buhari's agents kills innocent people, will be the first morons to change their facebook profile photo when 1 person is killed in france or belgium.

#BuharisRatAlliance

confirmed!!!!Buhari and his APC are comedians . . .

sad news is that about 50million nigerians will believe this garbage

and people still think Nigeria will advance. . . . . . . .

Wailers: our mumu don do, resume or resign
Buhari&co: ze frezident iz rezuming . . . . . from za oza room
Hailers: we be mumu4life

#FederalHouseOfJokes

is this 120/400 abi na something else I de see?

meanwhile is this cut off for the whole country, abi dem go soon start to do 120 for Benue, 200 for anambra, 5 for adamawa, 3 for katsina, 2 for yobe, 1 for adamawa, . . . . attendance for zamfara!!!!


#BuhariAndShekauAppearingAndDisappearingAnyhow

at the risk of sounding tribalistic, let me ask, why is it that everytime northerners are angry for something they start to loot, kill and destroy?

#OurMumuDonDo
#UnaWayoDonEnd

jjmk:
So we have all becomes fools... This must be the way these people see us. Chai.

they have seen nigerians this way for loooong. . . . but buhari and his cohorts actually know that half the population will believe this. that means about 80-90million nigeridiots serving and worshiping that fool called the predidiot of the unfortunate republic . . . mohammadufus Boofonhari

#goatheadbubu

nurusystem:
I think you're are not yet back to your brain, nothing more than you stink and smelling Sperms of your mother pussy. Chai go and bath palm wine and wake up from your slumber, Mr Gay Ipob ohi

your english resembles Buhari's sick face.

state quota epidemic

these are the people who passed JAMB with a cut off score of 9 . . .
chei, Nigeria

#CocoanutHeadsEverwhere

if stupidity could not stop them, I dont think boko-Buhari-haram can stop them

nurusystem:
Dis time biafra hungry will make u eat sand no be only grass ,just try General, even Ojuku die like rat that eat poison

I can understand if you can't spell Ojukwu. . . but men. . you gotta do better with your english construction . . . . .next time post something like this. . . . " like a rat that ate poison" . . . . that would make more sense, and it will make comprehension easier.

see what quota system has caused. Or better still just use pidgin english. . . biko . . .

meanwhile is Buhari back from the dead. . . . because these days both Buhari and Shekau have been dying and reappearing like 5&6 . . . . . two of a kind
#BuharisFoolNuruMumuTooMuch

nurusystem:
U r happy saying rubbish when your mate they are all in matuary sleeping.

means I am indestructible . . . . . . . . . . . . . .if only you could spell mortuary . .

why am I not surprised . . . . . this is the product of state-quota-based educational system . . .

lexy2014:
that's probably d place that needed attention. maybe there was a collision or a player took out d guys centre of gravity with a very hot shot. she must do her job just like a male doctor will do with his female patients and touches things u can't imagine

no mind them. the player is in pains and needed urgent assessment.

nurusystem:
You don't know that you are still stinking with your mum and dad sperm go and bath with kerosine

and your mum and dad are still stinking with Buhari's rotten bloody sperm and sh1t

#BuharisFool

Buhari's Nigeria . . . . . the legal lawlessness of fulani herdsmen

#TheCurseCalledBuhari


who will deliver us from this abomination

nurusystem:
What of during your grandpa GEJ, ppl are in peace

Na you be GEJ grandson . . . . . .even at that, compared to Buhari-goofy-Mohammadu, GEJ is a brilliant professor.

#BuharisNigeria

Perezino:
No wonder,even common sense has refused to enter ur thick coconut head.

and your own head na shit and urine dey am . . . .ewu mangala

#BuharisWatchGoats

kidman96:
The north is too volatile.

malware:
The south is too calm with cultists activities and kidnappers' operations courtesy Evans and Badoo members.

the fu-king country is f-cked up north-south-east-west
and the f-cked up Presidiot is f-cking the rest of the country up

#WastelandOfBuhari