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royalsweetness: I actually do not have a birth certificate.

You need it for your application!

royalsweetness: I bear the same surname as my uncle, and he is my sponsor for my UK student visa. Can I just state him as my father instead of going through the stress of proving he's my legal guardian. Please I need a reply before tomorrow. Thank you

Your father's name is on your Birth certificate, mind you...

macof: that same Egypt dat u excuse of not having a God, was is and would always be better than Israel that has a God

In what way(s) IS Egypt better than Israel?
Ancient Egypt was saved by the God (of Israel and all flesh) through the founding fathers of Israel, even before the nation-Israel- was established!
The greater is the one who most times saves or help the lesser now, abi!

[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]NO such interference by joseph has been recorded by the Ancient Egyptians. Its a lie and a SCAM.[/quote]Ok, it's now you just realised that Joseph didn't exist or what? After all your skewed arguements? You are really confused; you see? It's really hard to go against the truth!

macof: God would have also found a way for Egypt if Joseph hadn't interpreted the dream.

It is a big lie! Joseph only came to the rescue when all attempts by the socerers in Egypt failed! Their god ('or' or so) failed them because He was no GOD!
They went to bring Joseph from the prison to unravel the mystery, which only God almighty can solve!

macof: where did God tell Abraham?

It was a prophecy that the children of Abraham would be taken to Egpyt for about400 years before going to possess Canaan! Read the Bible well before trying to critisize it... @ least, most atheist that I know do!

[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]Are you craze? Joseph did not save H.H the Pharaoh. The Pharaoh had a large enough well-trained Army to save the world.[/quote]No, I'm not crazy (but you should check yourself)!
Having said that, if Joseph hadn't interpreted (and proferred solution to) your almighty Pharaoh's dreams where would the nation called Egypt be, even with her mighty army in the face of 7 years drought and famine?
As for those saying Israel would have gone extinct as well, I disagree; God would have provided another source survival for Isreal (as he demonstrated in the wilderness- He rained Manna)!
I suggest you read Genesis 41.

[quote author=Okija_juju]Go and read your Bible..

How did Isreal end up in Egypt?!

It was when Hunger wanted to kill them off.. That was when Joseph went and Begged Pharoah to please accomodate his starvation and hunger ridden people. Now Pharoah graciouslyopened his doors to these Jews, not knowing that they were leaches that would never leave.. They stayed there and multiplied like rats and almost filled up the Egyptian lands with Jew babies..

If not for the graicousness of the Pharoah of Egypt, those Jews would have died in the Wilderness as the Normads that they were.[/quote]If Joseph did not save Egypt in the first place, where would Egypt or Pharaoh be about 430 years after...?

jidbeg1: Lol...... Ure very funny. Have Ʊ ever worked with d SSS b4? UBN got asset mehn! Thumbs up!

Lols... Assets like you now...

doubleportion86: why don't u start by posting ur own then we ll compare and tell u if there is a diff or beta still wait till they post one of d new intakes to ur branch then u ll see it. Or just call HR and ask them.

I wonder o. I just decided to watch after seeing his response (rant)

slydog: Hey guys, those of you that have gotten offer letters, kindly inbox me ur annual pay. I want to compare it with ours. Am a member of batch b last year.

What game are you up to? You got in last year and you wrote etisalat test in July this year?
Tell us what you got last year then... If you actually did...

peteafrik88: A big no no but I must confess that his advices are rili going a long way in my stay in the UK, coupled with the grace of God. Justwise, I say thank you

It's ok, don't mind me...

^ congratulation. I want to believe you all passed?

Is peteafrik88= justwise? Hmmm? I'm just curious::: *smiling*

GeneralShepherd: Thanks for your kind words

But my worries lie in two-folds,

My aim now is to step up my game in the interview category, but where my worries lie is getting the test/interview opportunity.

6 in 1500 is a very horrible odd in my opinion.

So in what ways can I increase my test/interview opportunities.

My only advice for you is this: though you may be desperate for a job, NEVER apply to a job you do not meet all the criteria, as this amounts to waste of time and resources; most job seekers make this mistake, especially the experience aspect!
Try that and see the difference... All the best!

I opened this thread... Read from the start (first page)...

Ok...nice one. I will surely write my own too very soon to show the pitfalls to those still searching, honestly job search is not easy... I'm waiting to resume with a good coy by October ending.

They don't need to reply... Once you sent to the correct address... You can as well attend the training and burst it *you understand what I mean?*

Ok; you are welcome. Are you in Lagos?

DMainMan: Already through with phone interview na SRD remain.

U ar kind of right sha but me still de do full tym MSc o. I resigned from my former job because of dis Masters self.

Though am almost through but my course warrants us for final field work for 1 month but Assu strike spoil my plan.

Morever, dere ar still oda personal values dat is making me not yet deciding.

But really d salary is kind of tempting o. There ar only few companies dat can pay it. High paying job is hard to comeby part of d reason i went for MSc.

Wat wil u do if u were in my shoes.

If I were in your shoes, I'll really wait for shell or other big coys without bond... I am assuming you studied Geology or Geophysics (?). If my assumption is true, then, I suggest you go for jobs more related to your course instead of banking...

DMainMan: Hmmn. Rememba d 2 yrs bond of 2 million naira. Think wela before u join. Dont know wat to do myself.

Wishin u d best on Oct 26 in training skul but i still de gentle but could later change my mind

Thanks. I understand what you're saying, but from info @ my disposal, if you get an offer with shell your initial 'set-up' pay will easily offset the UBN N2m and you'll still have a good enough balance (change)... Lastly, a bird @ hand is worth thousand in the bush o my bro... Remember, we never even got phone interview not to talk of SRD or offer.

^ You're not alone; my application has been under review since 14 May... Although I'm joining Union Bank come October Ending... If shell remembers me, then, all well and good...

^^They are from China; though 'unbranded', they are trusted! PM me for price discussion...

New arrivals... Mini-laptops, netbooks

ihedioramma: U SAY WHAT? LETS TRY AND SE, JOST LOOK AT THE PRICE OF THE STOCK AT END OF THIS WEEK THAT ONE GO BE SMALL.

Bros wetin come happen na?

seuntola: PRESENT SIR!!! AGE, 500L

Prof Adekalu, Engr Sanni, Owolarafe etc, nko nibe o? How are you guys doing? I Graduated 2010!

This Nipost strike is demoralising... My laptops don arrive Nigeria since 26th Sept. But I could'nt take my package... Nigeria Sha!

^^It takes about a month to hear from them

bengunsman: When I try 2 pay Aliex says we can't process Debit/Credit Card @ this time. Pls what is d way out.

I have also been having challenge paying for orders with master card since Friday... The MC payment option is not available on dhgate too. Has anyone paid with MC between Friday and now...?

ihedioramma: hahahahahahahaha me tire? no i no go tire o, i they there carpark at #8 last 2weeks or so u win on oando wants to talk it down to #3 . now is pay back i all talk this stock down to #8, hope you get there bad news last week?

Now, I understand where you're coming from, that's why you went to bring an old news Lolz. You get plan for GTB, but I tell you he no go work that way.

Welcome bro

^^ Very possible, if your broker is effective and depending on your set (sell) target/ profit. It also depends on availability of buyers too.