Me likey

Me likey

Infact I'm no longer breathing. This is so awesome

This is serious

braimeddy:
The teacher is trying to make the student understand what hundreds, tens and unit means. So the right answer should be 300 + 0 + 0

U still fail am, is 0 tens?

wahles:
its Quantitative Reasoning! She was required to break it into hundred tens nd unit, in dz case 300(hundred) 00(tens) 0(unit) compare an contrast

U are so smart

Another useless post

muller101:
Going crazy because of a deployed airbag? SMH. Some guys are really 5tupid. When she gets old if she will ever be those boobs will resemble the balls of a dead elephant.

Kai!!! Not nice at all. What is even so special about being light-skinned >

Someone cannot bleach in peace again

Gourdoinc:
I remember living with that pig who for reasons I can't fathom, thought taking regular baths will make him melt. maybe someone somewhere told him he was made of salt. the room would stink like a pigsty anytime nepa takes light. what irked me most was his love for taking siestas on my bed with his BO flavoured sweat. I thought life had gotten better when he graduated only for the real bush pig to be my new roommate.

in comes isoko man(donk know how and why he got that name despite not being from there). he uses plates and pots and plans to wash them at the end of the semester, people claim the boxers he wore and entered my room for the first time was what he wore since his matriculation, and I can firmly say he wore it on his convocation. apparently the grime and slime had made it stick to his buttocks that changing it was practically impossible. he knew this fact and yet he was a partial nudist who on little provocation would strip down to that boxers. imagine when a brown coloured boxers has faded to gray cloured brown with sufficient signs of accumulated skid marks.

this boy loved to eat beans once it has rottened abit, b3cause he deliberately leaves it without warming for days before he resumes the cooking. he will store the drained beans water in his corner and even corpses in a cemetery could be awoken by such a stench which usually emanates after weeks. no matter what you say, how much you yell, he will tell you that maximum you can leave the room. nobody eelver kicks him out, many run for dear life. this is a man who never had a gf all while I knew him and thus had no motivation to change his behavior. he was a swine all through university.

if you watch him eat, you will throw up all you have eaten since Christmas and new year. a man who prepared stale okro soup and when the animal and marine life finished in the soup, added boiled eggs to the okro soup for his dinner.

nobody ever tried eating his food by error or my robbery. those who didn't heed this recent warning went home with severe cases of stomach virus. it's very possible he added his stool to help his beans ferment, because for the life of me, beans shouldn't smell that bad, even if it was prepared in hell fire

God , you really made my day I swear, I almost peed in my panties laughing so hard. What!!! , Kai it's well o.

God, this is so much to take in, but why , God please have mercy on these children. So painful

Remaining to snap together unclad all in the name of pre-wedding shots.

We are waiting to recieve u guys after camp

warriorPedigree:
Men the ex is broke but has more class than the bloated rich guy, see his own comment all mature, if I'm him I'd take this as a challenge and make money. The ho eye go clear, she will show back, I'd bang the life outta her , make a come back show then dump her after she has accepted my marriage proposal and fixed a wedding date.

that's huge dude

She's really a good dancer with stamina

lucky999:
Oluwa protect us from our enemies

The girl just died a painful dead
Because her enemies are seeing light in her

R. I. P

Who is this one now? Why can't your village pple let u be? � so u just saw a post, U didn't even read it, u went straight to comment. Are u new on nairaland? If u cannot read there is no need for u to join nairaland na....

Congrats to the lady but I see no sign of jubilation in those pics

Evablizin:
Congrats to the family,i want to believe that the man on pink shirt is appy in his heart,his facial appearance is nothing

That's his happy face perhaps

Ermacc:
I don't know about other questions, but no lady will mess with my mom! try saying rubbish or give me any useless body language and I'll show you who came first.

What if ur mum starts showing her hell on earth? What would be ur reaction

clive2u:

*cough* do u really have to tell him d story?

Lol....cos even the guys dey fall hands

warripekin:
I met this girl back in the day. Everything checked out right with her and I believed I had finally found my lost rib. It started with debt, she claimed she was owing a woman 150k and that the woman was on her neck ,so she pleaded with me to help her pay and without hesitation I wired the money to her. A week later she she posted different hair types on my wassap wall and their prices with the cheapest at 80k. when I asked her what the post meant she said she urgently needs to fix her hair and that she needs like 200k . I objected at first but she started this emotional blackmail thing by saying; Don't u want ur baby to look nice? so after much pressure I wired 180k to her to go get a new set of weavon. A week later,I noticed if I don't call her she won't call me or when she calls we may end up quarrelling. A day came she brought up this idea of starting up a small business so that she won't be asking me money all the time and when I inquired about the business she gave me a bill of 600k. I told her u don't expect me to wire 600k to u just like that. I asked her to explain what the business is all about and if I'm convinced I will give her the money. Then she came up with one story like that about gas supply and the profitability level. After much argument back and forth, I gave her the 600k. Barely a week later she came up with a story about how her ex saw her at the bus stop and collected her phone from her and that she should come to his house and collect her phone . From the direction she was going I knew she wanted me to buy a new phone for her and when I asked what phone do u need to buy she said iPhone 4. Then ipone4 was being sold at about 120k for a new one so without baiting an eye lead, I went into zenith bank and transferred 130k to her . Two weeks later, during easter we were meant to spend the easter together but somehow she just found one excuse to be away from me . when I call her, she wouldn't take my calls but send message later that she will call me which she would never do. A week after easter, she sent me text one night around 1130 pm that she lost her phone I bought like two weeks earlier. In the morning of the following day she called more than twenty times before I finally picked her calls and she was crying on phone ,apologising to me . I asked her to come see me at my office and within 30 minutes she was already troubling my secretary. When we met, I took her to shoprite where I got her a brown new iPhone 5 that was just launched in Nigeria. Well to cut the long short, after I blew over 1.5 million naira on her within a span of 3 months she told me to my face she doesn't love me . I said ok and let her go.

Things pple do for love. My brother that girl bewitched you. I dated a guy that was willing to spend anything he had on me but I've never asked a dim from him. Each time he asked me I would tell him to save his money. A girl that loves you wouldn't demand like that. I was a very faithful gf to him but he always cheated with girls that dries his pockets. Had to call a quit. Although he is still begging to be back

I can't say mine.... Could be the craziest and I'm not so proud of it because the guy didn't love me. He had no dim but I was so in love with him. Guys always say girls are materialistic but when they get the one that is willing to be with him through the storm. They treat her like rags. I've learned my lesson though although the love still burns down inside but I had to leave the relationship. I cried out my eyes

are u kidding me

obamabinladen:
I stole my sister's new shoes and gave it to my girl b'cos I was broke.

Vivipop:
and they had to inscribe "Jesus is alive" on the gate? SMH.

Jesus is actually alive and that's why he was caught

youngest85:
Rip

Y is it always scratching some peoples hand to type RIP
Are u wishing her dead? Use your brain na

youngest85:
Rip

Y is it always scratching some peoples hand to type RIP

At least she didn't show us an unclad baby bump

enoqueen:
Thought part 2 is out already. Besides patience don de wear jewelries again

Wanted to ask

Ncsamuel:
really?! Wait what would make a man beat his wife to stupor after professing love, goin for dates, marryin her and everything when he has nt got mental upstairs. THEY ARE BOTH AT FAULT! Simple

If they are both at fault then the both should have been beaten simultaneously