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ladyF:
Hehehe

It's [size=20pt]LadyF[/size] again

queenzibah:
Government of propaganda. Nonsense, for me to this on tv mean its arrangeeee and that bush na wetin ? Make the video where they attack BH na with the barati or wetin be his name in front line. Mad people well u won't get everybody in a family , propaganda is for APC and not for me

Akuneshiobike:
I had similar experience with my Ex. Her name is Vivian, whom i loved so much. Things were rosy for me when i met him. A time came when I had some challenging issues in my work place, hence prompting my resignation. Not even up to month of the incident, when Vivian started acting funny, next thing she told me is never to disturb her life again. Oh, it was like my whole world had crashed. After some months, came back to life and moved on.
Six months later, i got a call for interview in one of the prestigious banks, and fortunately for me, i made it, a good position and a mouth watery salary. She got the info about me from my Cousin, lo and behold Vivian traced me to my office and was pleading and crying for forgiveness.
I pretended to have accepted her back. I used that opportunity to nack her abuna like crazy. After some weeks when i think i'm satisfied with her abuna. I gave her the shock of her life never to visit nor call my line EVER AGAIN in her whole life.
It was my Cousin who told me that Vivian has been crying since the day i told her off. Definitely i don't bloody care because she did same to me without minding my emotional feelings and i returned same to her. That serves them (women) right.

Aisha95:
So you're implying that a mistake as this isn't worth forgiving?
You never know.
Some guys might give it a thought. An individual is likely to yield to soothing words from a remorsful heart.
To err is human, to forgive is divine.

Aisha95:
Utterly _useless and _stupid post birthed out of narrow-mindedness.
Broke niggas everywhere.
SMH.

Jenny1010:
Men are known to possess high level of sexual urge, and can easily lose control of themselves and become irrational when sexually aroused especially when the opposite sex is on sight, they literally starts thinking with their joystick. Whatever you do, for your own safety stop offering your joystick to strangers ( prostitutes, one night stand, etc) for mouth-action. Stop risking your life for few minute ecstasy. Only enjoy mouth-action with your wife or girlfriend whom you have known for a longtime.

I heard a shocking story yesterday, although unverified, but I believe people should learn from this story. The victim, A final year student of one of the university in Nigeria, invited a girl he met on Facebook to come visit him. Around 1am in the night, the hostel mates were woken up by a loud scream protruding from the victims room. They rushed to find out what the problem was, but the door was locked. After several knock on the door without any responds, they decided to force the door open. When the door was forced open, they were meet with a shocking sight of the victim naked in pool of blood with his joystick almost detached from his groin. And in the other side few distance from the victim, is the girl naked and making a rhythmic movement of the arms and legs, which signifies she was having an epileptic seizure. She was giving the victim a mouth-action when the seizure started.

Seizure in Epilepsy patients is often triggered when the brain is in a state of high excitement or anxiety. The experience includes stiffen and tight clicking of the teeth for several seconds to a minute (imagine your joystick in her mouth at this moment) and then having an rhythmic movements of the arms and legs. Often the rhythmic movements slow before stopping. The return to consciousness is gradual and the person may be confused for quite some time --minutes to hours.

Have you ever consider if that stranger you are offering your joystick for a mouth-action is epileptic? Like HIV/AIDS , epilepsy is not written on the face . That handsome or beautiful face might be suffering from epilepsy.

Better be warned.

emeka1101:
source: http://www.africaranking.com/most-beautiful-presidential-palaces-in-africa/2/

Most beautiful presidential palaces in
Africa:

It is little wonder that, with their
respective titles, the palaces of many African
presidents will be garlanded with magnificent
structures and beautiful scenery. Here are top
10 Most Beautiful Presidential Palaces in Africa
as of 2015.
.
10) State House (Kampala, Uganda)
State House is the official residence of the
President of Uganda. Situated at Entebbe, 40
km south of Kampala, capital of Uganda, it is
adjacent to a ceremonial “H” shaped building
which hosted the Queen of England on her
visit to Uganda for the Commonwealth Heads
of Government Meeting. State House is
undergoing some revamp with a project cost at
approximately $1.6 million.

ibullem:
Bunch of hypocrites, Oba sick them fly am go London, why them no carry am go IFA shrine? Oba die, them say na the chief get right to announce him death. For this twitter and Facebook age? If you no want Oba death to trend online, why them carry am go jand? Now they finally announce, after they recovered from their denial, them come say Abobaku go follow am, poor innocent dude, who is in every sense an equal to the Oba, go come end him life because Oba die. Ta n fe Ku?

This is the reason why the continent is still light years behind the rest of the world, such barbaric practice.

While the rest of the world, is working towards making human life much better, we Africans are bent on remaining in the dark ages.

Joavid:
Some Nigerians are stupid funny. Look at them saying 'its his money, he can spend it as he likes' 'I don't care'

EFCC suppose touch light this guy.

Nigerians don't buy albums plus his music is wack. I can't remember the last time he was invited to perform at a show.

His record label is just a front cos there are no artist signed unto his label and if there is, they don't bring in much.

So, were and how does he make so much money?
The highest paid Nigerian musicians don't have so much as this guy - I know cos they all flaunt their stuffs.

ELTON123:
How I wish na police dem kill dis news for sweet me.

agyo:
l guess no head will roll on this dastard act.

Police must learn to exercise restrain in the use of gun. I pray the IG will order a full scale investigation into this.

That police man must be brought to book.

omojoshy:
Jim if you wonna visit PH or Bayelsa, you ll need Solders to escort you here and there not just that 'common Mopol'


Because bad niggas wey their head dey shake and their craze pass your own full Nigeria Delta


But visiting you Villa?


Taaaaar.....go ahead. No shaking, you no need escort.


Your actions and 'Gra gra' alone is enough to scare away!


Dog no dey eat Dog meat, it's a taboo

some people no get sense and u be one of them!

why insult or call mopol 'common'?

why exult crime?

fool!

na your type dey flee wen they see boyscout sef!

kazmanbanjoko:
Op, dont be too sentimental. He is the president and if he wants to use the road, let him use it. Or do yu mean he doesn't have right to use the road dat he shuld use helicopter. Jonathan and hin wife do pass dis one so Yu beta get used to it. If yu no like am, relocate to benin republic.

Feranmicharles:
Earlier today,at the meeting held in niger,after the meeting twas gathered that PMB also got a horse as gift

Only God knows the music he's listening to and the cause of his laughter

Dey laff dey go jare my presido

dickrider:
HOW TO ERADICATE BIAFRA



Now that we have a new president at the helms of affairs, it is glad to know that security and our territorial integrity are part of his major plans. Boko haram, Mend , Opc are still easy to contend with because as brutal as they may seem, they can all be dealt with using the carrot and stick approach. The only group threatning our unity is biafra and as a matter of fact their seccesion request is treasonable. President Buhari must rate the threat level of Biafra to the highest. We do not want any form of civil war anymore and anything that threatens our unity must be forbidden. here are ways i suggest the new president should deal with biafran rebels;

He should declare Biafra radio as illegal and ban it henceforth.

He should arrest the owner of biafra radio and make him face treasonable charges for spreading hate campaigns against other tribes in nigeria.

He should establish a special Anti-biafra task force fully armed to the teeth.

He should resensitize the southeast through national orientation agency and make them learn to put the past behind them and embrace national unity.

He should offer financial rewards for informations leading to the arrest of biafran chanters and pro seccesionists.

He must make them realize that we all have a role to play for the development of nigeria.

God bless Nigeria.

United we stand, Divided we fall.

Say no to Biafra

beloxxi:
apply for the chevron scholarship
https://www.nairaland.com/2351311/apply-agbami-scholarship-award-2015

AlfaSeltzer:
This is for Police but why is the place full of soldiers?

Gratia:
Ok.

Typing with my right hand while my left hand is at work. I will come back later