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Fahvvy:
It's funny how no one above me is talking about the guy ....

Like didn't y'all see that a guy slept with his BEST FRIEND's girlfriend? ... Best friend!!!!!

Someone who has absolutely no qualms sleeping with your woman cannot be a best friend, nahhhhh that's worse than an enemy ...

That kind of person will stab you with a knife and still wear a big smile on his face ...

That girl may be a who.re, but that guy is a fat stinking betrayer!! ...

And I'd rather a slut than a betrayer in the name of a best friend, tweeeh!!! ...

Maybe they arranged it to test the gf

timefarm:
What he did there was not comedy.
He lost himself there that day.

He should stick to what he advertised comedy, not political tantrums throwing...

Mimicking politicians is legit and is done all over the world. Trump is mimicked by any comedian who feels like.
Buhari has been mimicked countless times.
Omo, una go setup Nigeria on fire and e go burn everyone.
Even a sitting president in nigeria has been mimicked countless times.
He only mimicked how Tinubu talks. Omo, I'm so ashamed at the level of u guys reasoning.

Una go drag this country to war with una hatred o. Make una dey calm down.
And all these politicians una dey die for go just fly abroad.

muykem:
What I have noticed about many easterners is that they easily took up fight they can't finish but later playing a victim card. An artist, stars living in Lagos can choose their preferred presidential candidate but must be very careful of mocking Tinubu. This is wisdom and not emotion.

Omo, I have never seen people as terrible as you guys. Mimicking has been happening all over the world.
So u mean if Tinubu becomes president, we cant even say hello anymore to him?
If Jonathan's wife was mimicked and used as comic relief over and over again. Even Jonathan wasn't just mimicked, he was verbally dealt with and a casket prepared for him.
Jesus christ. What is so special about Tinubu that one can't mimick the way he talks?
Even Buhari has been mimicked countless of times even as a president.
I'm so worried about Tinubu presidency if this is what u guys are doing?
Mehn, this country is a total disgrace.

Nigerian leaders are shameless

Roboto11:
E pain am.

There is no state in Igboland I haven't been.

You can bamboozle others but not my kind.

Omo eh, the way Nigerians hate them selves and u wonder why they are still together as one country.
It seems I will stop teaching anyone who is not from my region coding or animation o. Because Nigerians hate them selves too much.

HellVictorinho6:
Are you with a video evidence of ALL Nigerians defending nonsense?

Is it not this nonsense Nigerians even do here on Nairaland.
Nigeria runs an unworkable system of govt but have vowed that they will neveer ever change it all because of ethnic sentiment.
I hail Nigerians

brandsoncharlie:
Can Abuja do this? 21 century Nigeria is still crying for 24hours electricity every day.
I have been to Abidjan, Togo, benin Republic, Ghana, Senegal. All has stable electricity but come to Nigeria wahala.
I stayed in Accra 1 year light didn't blink still I left. I laugh when I hear of terrorist attacks in Abuja, in Abidjan ivory coast, you can't move any how around their cities as a foreigner without your passport, it is a serious crime and you will be arrested.
Nigeria is possessed.

hahahaahahaahahaha
I laughed at ur last statement.
Do u know why Nigeria is how it is? The people will always defend nonsense. These countries u mentioned arent as rich as Nigeria o. But at least, u will have peace of mind and sane society. Try visit Namibia and Bowstwana too. See, naina na scam. U will see how they will attack u here.
I always tell people that I love these African countries, peaceful, small and sane especially their cities. As for SA, that one no be our mate at all. lol, SA na another level

lol
Nigeria will still fight war!
The reason is simple! As long as Nigeria operates extremely centtralized system, ethnic groups will always do everything possible to take over power. When it doesnt go their way, they cause problem. That was how Boko Haram started becus north wanted Power. The war has cost Nigeria so much now
Other regions will always do same. At the end, it affects everyone including the region that is not even doing so. How? There would be high inflow of people running away from security prone zones to their own zones and would lead to insecurity there.
This was part of the reason fulani herdsmen spread.
Nigeria politicians like their many black counter parts can never ever look at issues from the root.

Nigeria will still fight a very bloody war maybe in 50 years from now or less if we continue to produce kids the way we do and continue to centralize power. lol
We have refused to learn from history.

mii4u:
My questions are

(1) , why did the sister run away after the death of her sister cos she wld have bin the best bet to get across to the family?

2. Why is the landlord showing so much concern, why was he called by the hospital and he had to pay such a huge sum for someone whose rent was almost due?

3. Why did the boyfriend leave for Ghana and has refused to check on his sick girlfriend?

I'm not sure wat I'm thinking at the moment cos it's a very dicey situation, we might end up suspecting the wrong person.

Obviously, the landlord dey chop the babe na. I think this happened in Ghana. He must have been sleeping with the lady.

Litmus:
United Kingdom

Google quotes the following number of South Africans living in the UK:

South Africa is ranked in ninth position, with an estimated 229,000 people currently living in UK.


approximately 178 thousand Nigerian nationals residing in the United Kingdom in 2021



Australia

In Australia, there were 145,683 South African-born people living in the country at the moment of the 2011 Census, having an increase compared with those 78,444 recorded by the 2001 Census.

The latest Census in 2016 recorded 8,488 Nigeria-born people in Australia, an increase of 87.8 per cent from the 2011 Census

Okay, how many south Africans are living in Ghana, Kenya, Egypt, Malaysia, Indonesia, the list goes on compared to nigerians? I'm talking about the total number of people living outside their country.
So, u have no point.
There are many Americans living in the UK, does that mean that there are many Americans living in Kenya? The point is this. Nigerians are too many outside Nigeria. Even in Ghana, Nigerians there are way too much.
So, don't pretend like u don't know my point.

Mindlog:
It wouldn't lead to her death, if she takes appropriate measures, Nigerians who were born and raised in Nigeria have been living in the UK for decades and surviving the winter over the years.

Are u trying to pretend that u don't know what she is talking about?
Countries with workng systems have fewer citizens migrating abroad.
There are fewer south Africans abroad compared to Nigerians. And there are fewer south Africans in Nigeria compared to Nigerians in south Africa.
Same as USA, her citizens simply do vacation more than relocating.
When ur country works, u wouldn't go thru the hell of relocating to another country just anyhow like Nigerians do.
So, she is cursing Nigerians leaders becus they are the reason we keep running.

Vintage100:
I will like to get involved in tech things too. Can you be of help??

Lol, what kind of help do u need?

naptu2:
https://omtv2.tv2.dk/nyheder/2022/12/tv-2-undskylder-for-uhensigtsmaessig-og-forkert-kommentar-fra-vaert-paa-tv-2-news/

I don't like white people. Na why u can't see me hustle to enter their country. Thank goodness for tech, I can live anywhere and earn that same dollars and enjoy my peace anywhere I wish to.
Same way I dislike tribalism humans

safarigirl:
Sensiima.

Sensory board

The woman admitted to cheating on him to secure a job, even before they married. If this man had any regard for himself, he would never have married her to begin with. But he married her, and she too has made sacrifices in the marriage in her own rights, so, ojoro cancel ojoro.

If his only crime was even cheating, shebi she will know how to handle herself? But a cheat and an abuser, who is also a loafer?

A man that decided not to further himself, despite how many times his wife urged him to, but just passed off the reins of provider and nurturer to her, while he enjoyed the company of other women, is just the kind of man so many of you come here to make excuses for.


It is well, tomorrow, when his kids refuse to identify with the mess he has made of his life, it is still people like you that will come and blame the wife for turning the kids on him.

You will continue to sense that the man cannot be wrong, because you people must always blame women for men's irresponsibility.

I can have problem with my wife and tell the story to excuse my own short comings.
The woman surely has her own shortcomings. If she did hit the man, would she had ever said it here?
If she do abuse him verbally, will she admit it here?
From her writings, u can see how she painted the man as a low class. If u married someone and feel that he or she is below ur class and u are only doing it as a favour to pay back, ur action will surely reflect. Lol
I know these things.

Ok12345:
She didn't deny about cheating, it was what got her the job, the guy should have broken up with her then before proceeding with traditional marriage.

Let love lead

I sensed she is still cheating.
This is her own part. I'm sure if u hear from the man, u go shout too.

Antimarraige:
Serves you right, big fool. Na your type dey send woman go school

I can bet my left yansh that the girl sef dey cheat. Show me a naija girl that doesn't cheat and I will show you a 90 year old virgin grandma

She dey Bleep her boss
The guy na mumu man

Ok12345:
Na wa oo

What does men want?

See this aunty married someone that sponsored her in school and she is still seeing shege.

Lol
This is her own part. What of the man shares his own part?

I sensed she started feeling too big for the man and started looking down at him.
I sensed she started cheating or showing acts of cheats.

Ade3131:
Well, they also contribute tremendously to our internal economy. They help us balance our trade to some extent. Let's learn to appreciate their impact too while encouraging each other to do more.

For once, let's Africans live together as one and brothers. Let us stop this whole madness of downtalking other tribes. We're all blacks. And we're one.

Just to remind you, northerners make up well over 70% of our local agricultural produce. Despite the killings in the north, these people still religiously go to farm, and some of them even pay the ultimate price in the process. Many have been kidnapped, yet they won't stop going to the farm.

Or when was the last time you went to the farm? I can confidently say that all the beans being consumed in Nigeria comes from the North. Imagine that. Let's just appreciate each other is all I'm preaching. Let's learn to love and accept each other for who we are and learn to coexist peacefully.

Nigerians pay for these products. They aren't free.
U get it?
Europeans don't live as one. U must understand that ethnic groups are important and nations should be formed based on merit. The current system we have favour northerners too much for contributing nothing much.
The agriculture u mentioned, Nigerians pay for it. It is not free. While as they get many things for almost free which come from the sweat of southerners.
Education catchment area is one of such, federal character is another one, VAT collection is another one, the list goes on about the stuff northerners enjoy freely which come from the major sweat of southerners. To fix this, we must operate a system of govt that is based on ethnic nations.
If u place French and English people in one country and shortchange the French or the English, they would fight.
So, Europeans understood this and created their country mainly on ethnic nations and ensure that no one is shortchanged and nations get what they generate.

franchasng:
Most Southeast guys don't send money directly to their parents or relatives in Nigeria, they sell the hard currencies to their Igbo friends and relatives into importation and they use it to pay for goods abroad instead of sending directly, so most Igbo Diaspora remittances return back to Nigeria as goods...while the importers send naira to their relatives. This is one major reason FOREX outflow restriction by CBN under Buhari govt. didn't affect Igbo importers and other Nigerian importers who know how to connect to Igbos abroad.


Lastly, a lot of Igbo guys abroad are dissatisfied with Nigeria's current situation under APC/Buhari and many have stopped investing back home, another reason for low remittance from Igbos abroad.



The whole world know that Igbos make up the highest population of Nigerians living abroad, even in strange countries you have never heard before except maybe online lol, you too know this.

Are u even looking at these guys. This thing is not worthy of argument.
It is a fact that there are so many igbos outside of igbo land. Many igbos full Lagos and other souther wear states.
These ones are also part of the money that comes from abroad too. But honestly, no need for this

Udodiri01:
Must you people fight over this ...the question should be the part of the country that take out with no bringing in.....the are nowhere to be found here

Bro, I'm so tired. Some times I wish I can just stop being a Nigerian. These Nairaland and Nigerians turn everything a fight especially between igbos and yorubas. I was even thinking that they would look into the fact that southern Nigeria does almost eveything that generates money for Nigeria but still, northern Nigeria takes the greatest share, rather, igbos and yorubas started tackling them selves. I think this issue is now spiritual. Omo, what is this?

It would be hard for Morocco to beat France Shaa. But if they can up their game plan a bit more, they can do it.
Here is the deal, current Moroccoan tactics make life tire their opponents. Their opponents get to a point and become extremely frustrated as they can't easily penetrate them.
When u watch all their matches, u would notice that they made life very hard for their opponents.
That was very obvious against Croatia.
To beat Morocco tactics, u have to play long crosses. I don't know why managers haven't seen this. They struggle so much on deadly crosses.
But if u play possession football, forget it, they defend as a team and they would frustrate you.
To me, they have done well. They have knocked out number 2 ranked team, held world cup finalist, defeated highly ranked teams like Spain and Portugal.
They have nothing else to prove than simply play to their game plan.
France has everything else to prove. And France hasn't really played a well defensive minded team.
Honestly, one team that has impressed me so far is Croatia. They have one of the best midfield.

Nirvana101:
Lmao

Read between the lines. A Ronaldo/Messi fan boy will want Brazil out because they're stronger than other teams except may be France.

For both, this is their last World cup. That guy wants Brazil out because he wants Portugal to win. He knows Portugal will stand a better chance against Croatia than Brazil if they both meet in the final. This is also applicable to Messi fans. They will prefer to play USA instead of the Netherlands... it's about bragging rights

Hahaha.. I'm sure many of u also counted morrocco out against Spain, saying Spain wanted to meet Morocco.
Well, football is not easily predicted. Portugal fit lose tomorrow and go home.

Enddy50ty:
The Russian government needed to get their man (Merchant Of Death) out of prison knowing that all American lives matters to their government, so they went for this innocent woman who her alleged crime was being in possession of a substance that contained marijuana oil.


This is like swapping your infinix smart 5 with an iPhone 14 pro max.

All American lives matter abi but many Americans are in prison for little crimes across the globe. Go to the American page and see some Americans furios on why she was used as a swap when there are Americans who have been held since.

07kjb:
No health challenge is bigger than HIV

High blood pressure,
Diabetes
Kidney failure
Heart problem.

These are terrible sicknesses

[quote author=AfricanColumbus post=118994473][/quote]How can these herdsmen keep tormenting the people like this?
Aswear, Nigerians should start chasing their governors away from their state to force the country to change the political system

slivertongue:
Hmmm! but i doubt this report.

U dont such credible news agency? Do u think these guys are like ur normal Nigeria news agencies?

Boko haram has been raping naija women since and impregnating them becus they cum inside them anyhow

coolcharm:
How can you justify a state having two FMCs when some don't even have one?

Big cruise. This country Nigeria

Even the region that makes the money for Nigeria has only two.
Chaii, but why did south south keep quiet? They are supposed to be the ones having a city like Abuja and all the federal attentions than any other region sef. Chaio

heisorla:
You can steam with gas cooker or stove my brother

Mistake, stream, pls

Any where to steam this match?

donsheddy1:
The challenge has always been how to get paid in this nation. The country is just frustrating all efforts to get money for services rendered.

Job they've not provided yet they keep getting life so unbearable for hard-working Nigerians.

Na must say we all must japa to survive?

Any suggestions will be welcomed right now.

How do u even see clients? I could recommend a system but I don't want it to cast. Nigerians know how to use something meant for good and turn it to bad, that is why these companies ban us.

sukkot:
now you finally get it. took you a long time to get there but i understand everybody is not sharp and smart

Hahaha. This guy or woman is funny.
My point earlier on has always been that Nigerians don't have 24/7 power supply. My argument is not about us selling electricity to other countries.. I have no business with that.
My point has always been that we don't have electricity in Nigeria, not the one we supplied to other countries.
We also sell fuel to other countries, those countries don't experience fuel scarcity, but we do.

sukkot:
baba calm down before you get high blood pressure. everybody knows nigeria sells electricity to 3 african countries

U sell electricity but u don't have electricity. What is heck is that?
Should I educate u?
Nigeria does not have the infrastructure to distribute electricity to her citizens. Yes, u generate and sell but the countries u sell to have enough infrastructure to distribute electricity to her citizens while Nigeria doesn't.
That is why u haven't solved electricity problem in Nigeria even though u sell to others.
That u sell ricce and hunger dey kill u, does that make sense?
Arguing on Nairaland is pathetic. Too many low IQ people. U don't even understand the basics of ur country.
I sell foods but I'm starving, does that make sense?
Nigeria has failed to build infrastructure to distribute electricity to her own citizens that is why Nigeria cities are full of generator noise