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Health / Re: ‘it’s Not My Portion’, Leading Cause Of Cancer Death In Africa – Physician by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 12:45pm On Mar 22, 2020
That is to further butress the gullibility of Nigerians. They will carry religion on their head like they are Hawking dumbbells in traffic and it is these same set of people that will skyrocket prices of products at any slightest opportunity. These same set of people are the ones selling fake medicines.

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Health / Re: Please Help Me B4 I Commit Suicide by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 12:32pm On Mar 22, 2020
But why pumping your system with antibiotics, don't you know that very soon your body will form a huge resistance against these antibiotics. I guess those swelling are those of your lymph nodes.

Go to the hospital for proper diagnosis and evaluation. I know you must have gone through Google to diagnose your ailment. And funny enough, you will definitely find what you seek.

So because of this, you want to commit suicide. Life is beautiful and not cheap to get.



Staphylococcus aureus belongs to the normal Flora of the body and dwells on the skin. Even I myself that am ultra careful with my sexual life, had at a point gone to one of these so called diagnostic labs and I was tested positive for staphylococcus. I just smiled and walk away.
Family / Re: I Need Your Candid Advice by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 8:31pm On Mar 21, 2020
This is like carrying dead weights around your neck. Don't start your life carrying baggages.

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Romance / Re: I'm Giving Out Recharge Cards To 20 People Who Can Get This Correctly by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 1:58pm On Mar 21, 2020
No 5 gets full first
Family / Re: Mistake One Should Never Ever Make! by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 10:34am On Mar 21, 2020
Life is not rigid. Life is very dynamic and so sometimes these rather restricting laws are broken. That is what differentiates us from robots.

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Health / Re: Home Remedy For Whitlow by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 10:32am On Mar 21, 2020
PRISTINEMUSCLES:
The last time i had whitlow, the experience was not palatable at all until i did something "weird". My woman could not bear to see a strong man like me in so much pains and she suggested i put my thumb(finger with the whitlow) in her vagina for 20 minutes. I did this for 6 days and i can tell you that it worked. Because the pus started to ooze on its own on the seventh day.
I think the warmth and microflora in the vagina did the magic.

This is no joke.


Still as effective as ever
Health / Re: Chloroqine From #5000 A Tin To # 30000 Within 48 Hours by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 10:28am On Mar 21, 2020
And to make matters, some very stupid Nigerians would buy it. I have Neva seen a country such as this with so many gullible folks.
Health / Re: Herbal Cure For High Blood Pressure (HBP) by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 10:26am On Mar 21, 2020
Take it easy and fear GOD.

20,000 Naira for a herbal mixture that can cure hypertension??
I guess am dreaming or something??
Family / Re: What Have You Bought This Year That Was A Waste Of Money? by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 1:40pm On Mar 20, 2020
The way fake things have flooded the market is really worrisome. And the most painful part is buying the fake stuffs at the price for the originals.

These past few months have been HELL for procuring parts for my car. From fuel pump to clutch kit.
Romance / Re: Do You Think She Has The Best Breast Ever! Meet This Hot IG Model With Big Boobs by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 7:16pm On Mar 19, 2020
I strongly disagree but the jugs look good. Dose soft beautiful mounds in front of a woman is another wonderful piece of toy from God. I crave big boobs.
Romance / Re: Pussy shaving by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 7:08pm On Mar 19, 2020
Leezah:
cheesy
There is absolutely no one who should impose their thoughts on another. Studies have found that girls who had less hair between their legs often had less odor there.

Some of the women are more than happy to shave their pussy after they have found out about the studies, there is a difference in desirability between lots of hair, less hair, and no hair.

It gives me greater sensations when we rub together, more desirability when licking my Vjay.

We also found that standing in front of the mirror when we are naked brings a smile to our faces.
My dp says it all


shocked
Health / Re: US Approves Chloroquine To Treat Coronavirus by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 6:52pm On Mar 19, 2020
That drug can cause severe itching for at least 3 days. I dreaded that antimalarial back then.
Computers / Re: Acer Nitro 5 (mint Condition ) 8gb/1tb/128gb Ssd. 4gb Nvidia by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 11:51am On Mar 17, 2020
Some people have brain problem. Fear no even catch you to mention 30k.

You need ass-wiping

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Romance / Re: Why Women Hate Men Who Are Weak In Bed by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 4:31pm On Mar 16, 2020
Beautiful write-up with a fake-ass product
Romance / Re: The Difference Between A Weak Man And A Strong Man Part 1 by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 4:16pm On Mar 15, 2020
Nice one.
I couldn't have agreed less.

The "iron" teaches one that pain is just but a growth phase.
Family / Re: Good Morning Love Quotes by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 9:19pm On Mar 13, 2020
All these Naija ladies wey their mouth dey heavy them. Only in telemundos or Disneyland this can happen
Family / Re: Life Is Getting Boring. by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 9:12pm On Mar 13, 2020
Wow, different strokes for different folks. Why mine seems to be getting sweeter as each second goes by. Life is beautiful and sweet. Remember happiness is from inside out.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 4% free shares for a female digital marketer, Urgently by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 8:33pm On Mar 13, 2020
Why don't you register the business first??

Or is the registration already in the pipeline??
Romance / Re: How Will Know That A Woman Loves You. by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 12:28pm On Mar 13, 2020
When she turns to your "mother". cheesy

Treating you like a newborn, breastfeeding you, bathing you, shaving you and so on

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Family / Re: 10 Ways To Connect Deeply With Your Kids by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 3:36pm On Mar 12, 2020
Cook with them
Workout with them
Romance / Re: Reasons Why You Should Date A Petite Girl by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 9:50pm On Mar 11, 2020
I remembered one petite girl that really tormented me with so much anger issues. As soon as I noticed her being angry na to give am Gap and forget sex for 2 days cheesy. But in all she made me cum faster than cummando
Health / Re: No Erection Problem by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 11:31am On Mar 11, 2020
Hmmm, if I may ask, before you ventured into taking herbals, did you try orthodox medicine and did not see the desired results?? From your description, I suspect haemmorhoid (pile).Your erection problem is very likely due to the chronic pile and not forgetting your "age".
At this point, your erection can only be enhanced with slidenafil Viagra.
Health / Re: Boost Libido And, Maintain Stronger and Longer Erection by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 10:10am On Mar 11, 2020
These concoctions are really getting costlier by the day. Won't be surprised to see the one of 50,000 very soon. grin
Health / Re: 4 Reasons Crying Is Healthy For You by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 10:08am On Mar 11, 2020
I love shedding tears but detest crying.
Health / Re: Coronavirus Patients On Life Support In Italian Quarantine Centre (Graphic Pix) by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 7:57pm On Mar 09, 2020
If ones' immunity is "HIGH" then coronavirus is child's play. Most patients that are broken down by this virus are aged people who usually have low immunity
Health / Re: 5 Things To Avoid In Your Bedroom by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 7:48pm On Mar 09, 2020
Books.
My bedroom is solely meant for sleep and pleasure.

Once I hit the bed am off. No phones, no gadgets, no books,
Family / Re: Why Fathers Are Neglected In Old Age. ( A Must Read For Guys) by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 7:48pm On Mar 08, 2020
Mothers and their magical ways of drawing their children so close. Happening to me already.
Family / Re: Does A Man Need To Be Emotional? by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 7:42pm On Mar 08, 2020
It is about simply finding a balance. A man ought to be emotional. He is a living being and not an object. He should know when to draw the lines else he is taken for granted
Health / Re: When Is The Right Time To Take Drugs: Before, After Or With Meal? by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 3:32pm On Mar 08, 2020
Very informative. Most drugs are taken after a meal.
Health / Re: I'm Addicted To This White Chalk. Nzu In Igbo. And Eko In Edo.. by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 3:23pm On Mar 08, 2020
I eat chalk last when I was in primary 1 more than 3 decades ago. I guess you have an eating disorder
Food / Re: Meet The World’s Largest Crab That Feeds On Birds And Breaks Bones by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 11:47am On Mar 08, 2020
And one nicompoop will seat at one side and say THERE IS NO GOD.
THERE IS GOD
Health / Re: Pristine Muscles by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 10:10am On Mar 08, 2020
Still trying to compile some materials. March will not finish before I drop some stuffs.

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