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Health / Re: Symptoms In Early Pregnancy,what Every Pregnant Woman Should Know. by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 1:27pm On Jan 05, 2020
Abnormal craving for some foods.This one can be annoying especially when it is late at night and the food in question is not available. You will not be able to sleep because she will never let you sleep.
Politics / Re: Beroro Efekoro Elected As Albany County Legislator In New York by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 3:52pm On Jan 04, 2020
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I have been wanting to ask you. What time do you set aside for your business? Because it seems you live on nairaland.
Politics / Re: Beroro Efekoro Elected As Albany County Legislator In New York by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 3:47pm On Jan 04, 2020
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From all of us @[color=#006600][/color] : CONGRATULATIONS Beroro...Correct Guy! wink
Continue to be a good Ambassador.

These are the people that make our nation proud and not the ones that are into different kind of shady and fraudulent lifestyle abroad.

I have been wanting to ask you, what time do you set aside for your business? Because it seems you live on nairaland.




You even have the time to reply that tin.
All they craved for is attention.
They are bunch of irritants here.
They are better left alone.
Ignoring them kill them more.
Thanks for replying the boy on our behalf.
Thanks for the heads up.
Health / Re: Is There Any Remedy For A Small Manhood? by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 9:06pm On Jan 03, 2020
There is no remedy anywhere.
When I see this sort of topic, I begin to ask myself. Is it that God is so unfair to have given you guys "small" penis? My guy, it is all in your head. Learn how to perform the magic with your "small" penis.

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Health / Re: JOGGERS’ DIARY: Share Your Roadwork Experience by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 1:18pm On Jan 03, 2020
Nice one.
Kindly add strength-training to the mix. Won't you like to have those pieces of nce-looking muscles slabs attached to your bones.

Saturday is a road- walk day for me.

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Health / Re: Christians And Being Overweight by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 1:09pm On Jan 03, 2020
Very interesting.

When we take weight- loss as a lifestyle that is when it becomes very interesting, sustainable and long-lasting.
Weight-loss program should not be a month or a year thing. It is life-long.

To be honest, Nigerians (both christains and Muslims) eat and drink too much and to make matters worse they hardly exercise. During this festive period alone, it was so bizarre.

Weight-loss equation

Calorie input< Calorie output/expenditure.
Romance / Re: Why Are Nigerian Men So Unromantic? by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 8:20pm On Jan 02, 2020
Telemundo kee you there.

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Health / Re: The Bad Side Of Eating Too Much Of BEANS (EWA) by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 9:40pm On Jan 01, 2020
The only side effect i know of is continuous farting and which can be attributed to how the beans is prepared. Asides that beans is one of the most nutritious and yet affordable protein in Nigeria as at today.
Romance / Re: Ladies What Are The Subtle Ways You Give Green Lights To A Guy You Like? by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 8:51pm On Jan 01, 2020
Jeweltz:


Sorry, I just want to ask. Is it only a ripped muscle, fine face and money that makes a guy desirable? I love a ripped muscle, Yes. But in the past, I was attracted to a guy way below standard in terms of good look but he's overly intelligent and smart, and I really loved him. So I'm thinking now that am I normal?

Copy: Ubunja

You are normal. At least you didn't deny the fact that you love ripped muscles.
Romance / Re: Ladies What Are The Subtle Ways You Give Green Lights To A Guy You Like? by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 7:03pm On Dec 31, 2019
ubunja:
I delved a little into lifting but time and other commitments derailed me.

But 2020 I'm getting back on that horse because I wanna level up hard and a good body is the foundation of everything. I already get stares because of my extra long height. A mascular body will seal the deal.

Please do. I will be watching grin

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Romance / Re: Ladies What Are The Subtle Ways You Give Green Lights To A Guy You Like? by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 4:51pm On Dec 31, 2019
ubunja:
I hear you on the Calisthenics. Seems the ladies who favour them are more outlier than majority.

The Body Game will take any man from zero to somewhere. I would much wish guys hit the gym more instead of all their fixation with making money. Get the right body first. That alone gets you a seat at the table. Money appeals to women's need for security and comfort. But muscles, they talk to their biology and inspire pure primal animalistic Lust.

Ubunja my man, you have said it all.

Funny enough, I delved into body-building/physical fitness solely on health reasons. The green-light from ladies are just one of those side benefits.
I always tell guys, to achieve your purposes/goals/aspirations, one needs a fully-fit body. Always make sure your body is properly taken care off first.
A muscular man is attractive to any "straight" woman. That is a fact

Hope you lift also.

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Romance / Re: Ladies What Are The Subtle Ways You Give Green Lights To A Guy You Like? by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 4:13pm On Dec 31, 2019
ubunja:
I've read ladies say especially musles gained through Calisthenics. As opposed to weight lifting. How true is that in your experience.

Well, the muscles that rip ladies apart are not the kind of steroid-looking muscles(those are for the love of the male folks) It is the v- taper kind of muscular physique. Broad shoulders, well defined lats and pec muscles and slim waist.

No, calisthenics can't give one those muscles, the ladies love. Weight- lifting is the way.
Romance / Re: Ladies What Are The Subtle Ways You Give Green Lights To A Guy You Like? by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 3:31pm On Dec 31, 2019
ubunja:
mascular bodies make women's vagina tingle bro.

No guy with muscles will starve for female attention. Reminds me of how ladies like to hang out around any place where guys are guaranteed to take off their shirts, like football training etc. Women love that shiit.

Well defined muscles can make them go nuts. They literally wet their panties cheesy

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Romance / Re: Ladies What Are The Subtle Ways You Give Green Lights To A Guy You Like? by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 2:30pm On Dec 31, 2019
ubunja:
that feeling of a guy's muscles is a HUGE green light. And having muscles actually makes it easy for girls to give you a green light cause the muscles are a talking point. It's like putting on a fancy shirt and a girl comes to feel it's quality. Same thing. Green Lights.

I am telling you. Infact the brightness of the light is out of this world. It got to a point I started dodging any lady eager to touch me.
Romance / Re: Ladies What Are The Subtle Ways You Give Green Lights To A Guy You Like? by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 2:05pm On Dec 31, 2019
Trying to feel my biceps and touching my stomach region to know how strong they are.

Twisting her head in a weird manner especially if she has a long and attractive hair.

Always wanting to visit me at my crib.

Distress calls to help her do something she can obviously do on her own with ease and no assistance.
Health / Re: Is There A Way To Boost Human Growth Hormone. My Brother Is Going Dwarf by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 2:35pm On Dec 30, 2019
There is no other way except hgh injection therapy He is deficient in the pituitary gland hormone and will eventually become a dwarf if the necessary step is not taken.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Resign From Your Present Job by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 2:25pm On Dec 30, 2019
Very timely and apt.

The first job I ever did, I simply went awol. No resignation letter, no prior communication with my line manager.
Can't be blamed though cos a toxic work environment and meagre pay could drive one nuts
Romance / Re: Men, If You Want Your Marriage To Last, Marry An Illiterate.......... by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 7:19pm On Dec 29, 2019
Sometimes you make SENSE, while at other times your SENSE go on an errand and this one is such.

Quietly sit down in a serene environment and read what you just wrote and truly decipher the sense in it.

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Fashion / Re: SOLD!!! New Original Sneakers For Sale by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 5:13pm On Dec 28, 2019
You dey mind am. Selling fake ass bullshit for 14k

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Romance / Re: Men's Pennies Can't Keep Secrets Shaa by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 11:17am On Dec 28, 2019
But to think a married man like you, at least 30 years of age will post this. I don't understand. Must you post anything.

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Health / Re: Help, Body Odour Defying All Physical Measures by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 8:29pm On Dec 27, 2019
ppeessuu:
Chairman nothing do u
It is just that u have bad bacteria in ur gut that ferment ur food n releasing too much toxin to ur system.
Solution
1) get very good n quality probiotics with higher cfu count like 50 or 100 billion cfu count
2) get caprylic acid
3) hydrate ur body system alot.
4) eat a lot of freshly cook vegetables without meat, fish or carb.
5) reduce ur sugar n anything with white flour like bread , biscuits ,cake etc
6) stay away from milk n yogurt be for now


Follow this advice. The only near reasonable comment so far.

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Romance / Re: Hddkkkdssjkfdssa by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 8:20am On Dec 25, 2019
I was once in your position. I really fuucked her good but almost lost my "life" no joke. It really doesn't end well. So don't even near the kitchen if you can't stand the heat.
Computers / Re: SOLD! SOLD!! SUPER MINT DELL G7 17.3" RTX 2060, 32GB RAM, 9TH GEN CPU by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 8:23am On Dec 24, 2019
shocked shocked shocked.

At the of the day, it is all about the money.
This is truly a beastly beast
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Insults Me And It’s Making me Loose My Mind by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 1:20am On Dec 24, 2019
I just feel like twisting your neck now. Weak ass homo sapien.

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Health / Re: Things You Should Do When You Are Above 40 Years Of Age. by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 4:43pm On Dec 22, 2019
This is not about getting to 40 before adopting this lifestyle. I recommend it even for under 30s. Too many young ones out there bleeping their lives with so many unhealthy lifestyles. The quantity of beers and poisonous substance that would be consumed this period will amaze anyone
Health / Re: Watermelon: The Super Fruit by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 7:22pm On Dec 21, 2019
Also good for sexual stamina.
Health / Re: Poor Men Love Big Breasts, The Rich Prefer Them Smaller –study by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 7:16pm On Dec 21, 2019
Lies from the pit of abyss. I love women with big breasts and I am very financially stable. All these generalization shiits.
Romance / Re: How To Enlarge Your Dick And Last Long Without Paying 1 Kobo (free Lessons) by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 2:29pm On Dec 20, 2019
IamPlato:
How Many Can Afford 14k Book...

There was a time, he did a massive reduction in the prices of his ebooks. The price is no excuse.Do you Know what guys buy just to last merely 30 mins in bed. Tramadol,Cialis,Viagra etc. What if the monies for those"shiits" were put together to buy a one off solution in form of that book. I guess they would be grateful for it.

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Romance / Re: How To Enlarge Your Dick And Last Long Without Paying 1 Kobo (free Lessons) by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 2:18pm On Dec 20, 2019
It beats my imagination,when guys complain of premature ejaculation when the solution is always staring them in the face. Please and please buy this ebook called LASTICLE by ilegend. The informations that book contains is mind-blowing. I bet you, if you can practice the contents of that book religiously, then it will be goodbye to premature ejaculation.

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Health / Re: All You Need To Know About Tiger Nuts by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 8:26am On Dec 20, 2019
I nearly eat this nuts to stupor in 2018. To the extent that my shiit was no different from mashed tigernuts. All the same, it is very beneficial to the body.

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Health / Re: Please Help! by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 8:23am On Dec 20, 2019
Hmm, quite strange.
Because kids around that age tend to have high metabolism with enough shitting, urinating and eating. I guess you take him to the hospital for cross-examination.

But on a lighter note you suppose to be Happy, since no frequent shit packing,asss-cleaning and change of diapers cheesy

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