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Romance / Re: A Nairalanders Fitness Challenge by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 2:39pm On Apr 30, 2020
Nice one there.
Keep it up.

So I have some questions.

What is the purpose(s) of your fitness challenge?? is it for adding more rippness to your muscles or to add more more muscle mass or just to increase your strength?

I noticed your day 1 picture has more defined muscle mass than the rest of the other pictures most especially the pec and shoulder blade muscles.

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Family / Re: African Parents And Sex Education; How Was Puberty Like For You? by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 5:01pm On Apr 25, 2020
I guess my science and biology classes helped a lot.

So I woke one Saturday morning to discover my trouser was very wet around my penis region, I thought I had bed-wetted. I was really scared because that was a habit I thought I dropped at the age of 4. On closer examination, I discovered it was not urine but some slimy liquid with the odour of pap. I washed myself up quickly and headed straight to my father

Me: Something funny is happening to me.
Father: What is it?
Me: I woke this morning to discover slimy liquid on my trouser.
Father: See, if you go near any girl at all. You are dead.
Me: I don't understand
Father: I have told you.

Due to my curiosity, I had to inquire from my friends who later told me was a wet dream and I was now a Man.

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Health / Re: I Feel My Manhood Is Too Small by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 4:33pm On Apr 25, 2020
Yes, your feeling is normal but don't let that get into your head. Or you might end up ruining sex with your partner.
An erected penis of 6 inches can do enough most especially if you know how to use it.

You must know that sex goes beyond penetration, your mouth(tongue,breath,lips) and fingers must be actively involved.


Even a guy with an erected penis of 9 inches Will still crave for 11 or 12 inches erected penis.
Family / Re: Lawyers In The House by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 6:12pm On Apr 20, 2020
Acme45:
she is 45 as I speak,if she lied and she's still around 30 _ 32 it will be a different case entirely.you talk of IVF from which pulse will her family provide the funds?. Because she even have to lied in the first place,if she has even given me children, i not even complain about the age.

Hmm, really short of words right now
Romance / Re: Do You See African Girls With Big Stomach A Big Deal For Marriage Or Not? by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 6:11pm On Apr 20, 2020
lefulefu:
the one dat the lady will lie down like firewood while the man is doing all the work is dat what u caLL exercise? grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


Easy, before "they" come for your head o cheesy
Romance / Re: Do You See African Girls With Big Stomach A Big Deal For Marriage Or Not? by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 6:10pm On Apr 20, 2020
Trailblazer93:

Do they even exercise during sex? After digging deep you tell the lady to come on top after 10secs she's already asking you to cum back on top

Hmm, well some of the ones I have encountered are really good. Just that I hardly notice it cos i prefer she relax on her back while I do all the work.

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Romance / Re: Do You See African Girls With Big Stomach A Big Deal For Marriage Or Not? by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 11:12am On Apr 20, 2020
It is no big deal and should not be a criteria for marriage. On the other hand, their big tummies are usually as a result of unhealthy life styles which includes poor diet and less exercise.

Let me narrow it home, take an average Nigeria girl out, let's say an eatery, you will discover she wants to eat everything at the same time. And it is this same lady who will never like to do road-walks, weight-lift or even do some skipping. The only time she exercises is during sex.

You see girls below 25 with tummies as if they have got fibroids. Very unsightly to say the least.

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Family / Re: Lawyers In The House by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 7:17pm On Apr 19, 2020
Acme45:
not every story is fake,i will upload my last test results either today or tomorrow afternoon.thanks

You don't need to upload any result. Remember, this is a public forum. Be very careful, this world is filled with evil people.

Back to your question.
Are you filing for divorce because she deceived you or due to her inability to conceive?

If it is based on deception, my man take it easy. Think through very carefully. Has she been a thorn in your flesh ever since you married her or you are just plain angry because she falsified her age.
If it is based on her inability to conceive, then her age is very important here, she could be approaching menopause. Have you considered ivf.

Remember, in the end you are in the best position to make this very important decision.

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Health / Re: My 12 Months Baby Eats About 4sachet Of Cheese Ball A Day by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 2:38pm On Apr 19, 2020
You are just prepping her up for CHILDHOOD OBESITY.
She might soon take the shape of cheese ball, if you don't watch it.
Romance / Re: Curvy Lady Beats Up Her Man In A Public Restaurant,got People Talking by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 11:03am On Apr 17, 2020
I respect that man for not retaliating but on a second thought for the woman to have had that effontery to assault the man in public only God knows what would be happening privately. Moreover the man must have over-tolerated her excesses.

As you lay your bed so you lie on it.

No woman in this world can even think of raising her hand talk more of assaulting me, It is not pride but the reality. Why?? Because i can never find myself in the midst of swines and bitches.
Romance / Re: I'm Having A Serious Sexual Problem by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 6:26pm On Apr 16, 2020
You are Normal. What you are experiencing is performance and erection anxiety.

Be relaxed.
See sex as a no big deal.
Then limit your porn and masturbation.
Your fore-play game must be top-notch.

Lastly lift heavy. Squatting and dead-lifts very necessary.
Romance / Re: Married Couples, Do You Get Tired Of Your Partner? by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 12:30am On Apr 15, 2020
Something definitely is wrong with you. It is either you are a boring man and not innovative enough to spice up you and your partner's life or vice-versa.


This is your wife for crying out loud. When you guys become old and practically see yourselves everyday then your lives will be 1000 percent more boring.

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Romance / Re: What Are Your Thoughts About Masturbating At Least 13days In 1month? Good Or Bad by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 12:20am On Apr 14, 2020
Why should you even masturbate in the first place? What gain is there? Rather than emotional and sexual trauma.
Health / Re: Health by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 8:27am On Apr 13, 2020
You are already damaging your liver. Why should you risk finishing 5 bottles of McDowell within a week? And not expect the consequence(s).
Romance / Re: What Are The Signs I Get When My Balls Are Full With Semen by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 6:51pm On Apr 12, 2020
Wet dreams.
Frequent erections.
Restlessness.
Getting turned on by the opposite sex.

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Romance / Re: Coronavirus: Our Men Are Fucking Us Too Much- Ghana Women Protest by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 4:32pm On Apr 11, 2020
cheesy, why the complain?? If it was the other way around like in my case, we dare not complain.
Weight dropped from 97 to 89.
Family / Re: What Is Your Biggest Regret? by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 1:09pm On Apr 11, 2020
None.
But I have made deadly mistakes but I am better for it.

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Food / Re: What Will Happen To Your Body If You Start To Eat 3 Eggs A Day by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 10:44am On Apr 11, 2020
It depends on the "part" of egg being consumed. Eggwhite for a fact can be consumed in large portions with very minimal side effects as they are purely protein but the yolk consumption should be reduced due to its cholesterol constituent.

I always say that not all individual are supposed to consume eggs including other proteins in large quantities except athletes, fitness personnels, bodybuilders and muscleheads.
Romance / Re: Will Going To Gym Help? by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 3:00pm On Apr 10, 2020
Inferior19:
Thanks

Hope I didn't waste my saliva.
Try to up your fitness, it is a lifelong approach. It is a lifestyle.

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Romance / Re: Will Going To Gym Help? by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 10:02am On Apr 10, 2020
I guess you are still quite young, so I see no reason why you should be having potbelly.

You don't even need to hit gym for now.
You need to work on your diet, kick beer and junk foods out of the way. Your diet must be very clean.

You need to up your cardios and to move a notch higher, you must LIFT HEAVY to pack on the muscles.

Please don't do all these because of one girl somewhere, do it cos of your health.

You will be better for it. When you wake up and look at yourself in the mirror, you can't help but smile at your physique.

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Romance / Re: Why Do Ugly Girls Get All The Hot Guy by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 9:47am On Mar 27, 2020
There is a saying to be where you are celebrated. And the word "ugly" is very relative. A not so "facially attractive" girl dating a hunk usually feel that the hot guy is doing her a "favour" dating her as he has a plethora of choices to pick up. Moreover these so called ugly girls Don't give much headache,they come with less dramas and they make up for their "ugliness" with their sexual prowess. They love without looking back. And a "hunk" after all these treatments from this lady will find it difficult to let her go.

The "ugly" girls most times have very hot and attractive bodies

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Family / Re: . by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 10:08pm On Mar 25, 2020
You have to be very careful. On no account should the two of you be alone in the house cos she will be persistent in seducing you and you Know the penis has a mind of its own. It always end in tears.

Talking from experience.

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Romance / Re: Do You Still Believe In "He Is Broke Now But He Has A Bright Future" by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 10:01pm On Mar 25, 2020
They still believe, just that they have become much "SMARTER" if I may use the word. After touring the world of sexual feeling with already made guys, they will now finally settle with that nice guy( with a bright future) they ignored in the past who now seems to be beaming like a star now.
Romance / Re: Which One Is More Painful? by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 9:55pm On Mar 25, 2020
Being broke can be so SICKENING.
Family / Re: Mention The Year You Will Like To Get Married And At What Age by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 10:42am On Mar 25, 2020
SweetCunt97:
Toh. I need muscles bro. 6 packs. As I no get Benz, make I manage 6 packs

So you mean you will choose a benz over ripped six packs, if you were to make a choice. You know benz will still spoil but six packs is everlasting.
Family / Re: Mention The Year You Will Like To Get Married And At What Age by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 11:22pm On Mar 24, 2020
SweetCunt97:
As per God?

See how you stylishly Dodge the question.
Health / Re: 8 Food Rich In Vitamin C That Prevent Covid-19 by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 9:41am On Mar 24, 2020
All these foods can boost one's immunity and can only be effective in an "healthy individual" whose immunity has not been compromised already with underlying health conditions. Such healthy individual can defeat the Corona virus if infected.

Exercise can also boost one's immunity.


The aged, already sick folks, newborns are the most at risk of been knocked down by the virus once affected
Romance / Re: Snack Or Meal? Very Big Breasted Lady Shows Off Her Breasts On Instagram by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 9:42pm On Mar 23, 2020
idris646:
what's up with her tummy

That tummy I am seeing there is relatively flat compared to her "curvy" structure. Rarely will you see a heavily breasted woman like that with such tummy. The tummy most often look a 3 months old pregnancy.
Romance / Re: Why Do Women Love Those Guys That Treat Them Like Trash??? by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 9:39pm On Mar 23, 2020
Not that they like guys who treat them as "TRASH" but those guys that are able to stamp their ground come what may. They like guys that won't "always" give up their convenience to please them. Guys that can make them go wild both publicly and privately.

Unfortunately, a nice guy cannot do such rather he does the opposite. But a "bad" guy can do all of the above and much more.

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Family / Re: Signs A Woman Is Tired Of A Relationship by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 8:10pm On Mar 23, 2020
You are very spot on.
Romance / Re: Snack Or Meal? Very Big Breasted Lady Shows Off Her Breasts On Instagram by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 10:35am On Mar 23, 2020
Breakfast, lunch and Dinner.

shocked shocked
Health / Re: 6 Surprising Things That Might Hurt Your Immune System by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 12:54pm On Mar 22, 2020
I disagree with number one.

After strenuous exercises, the next best thing to do is to SLEEP like a baby. Then your body will be very grateful.

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