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Health / Re: Help! I'm Loosing My Mom To An Unknown Illness by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 11:48am On Dec 01, 2019
This is serious.
Mother is very precious, please go to another hospital to seek second opinion. Since tuberculosis is ruled out, other comprehensive tests need be done especially on the respiratory tract.
Health / Re: Facial Exercises To Lose Face Fat by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 8:19am On Nov 29, 2019
How effective are these facial exercises? Well left to be seen.
From my experience in the FITNESS world, there is no such thing as loosing fats in one part of the body. If fats is too be lost, it has to be all over the body.

You want to have that chiseled face, kindly do exercises that target all parts of the body. You can't go wrong with Strength training and cardios.
Health / Re: Junk Food. by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 8:04am On Nov 28, 2019
Let me educate you on this. Junk foods very much exist. When junk food is mentioned, it simply means food with little or no nutrient. Take for example Doughnut laced with sugar, which basically consists of wheat flour (inflammatory in nature), trans fat(very harmful), refined sugar(deadly), yeast(good for proper vision) and maybe salt.
So you can see that, your body is fed with basically poisons. Why do you think snacks hardly quench hunger? The answer is basically that it is non- nutritious to the body

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Health / Re: New 'Bleaching Procedure' Leaves Nigerians In Shock (Graphic Pics) by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 8:21am On Nov 26, 2019
That is the reason they keep on polluting our environment with their HELLISH odour.

GOD and his angels will surely be CONFUSED on the last day.

Nonsense.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 12:41pm On Nov 23, 2019
Wetin dat one go tell God now, he died for nothing.
Romance / Re: If She Can Make Thick Soup Worth 500 Naira, Marry Her. ASAP by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 3:02pm On Nov 22, 2019
My brother, the issue is about them cooking soup. Can they even prepare soup at all? Out of every 10 "ladies" out there, I can assure you that barely 3 can prepare soup. Indomie noodles and egg have eaten deep into their cooking fabrics
Health / Re: 1st Male Contraceptive: Injection To The Penis Now In The Market by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 12:00am On Nov 21, 2019
MrBrownJay1:


bro, you would still cuum , just that there would be no live sperm in your semen. there is a huge difference between SPERM and SEMEN.
sperm is the reproductive cell that swim inside the seminal fluid.... while semen is just the seminal fluid where that sperm must swim in. thats why many men have semen but are still considered infertile.

the above contraceptive would just block sperm from reaching the seminal fluid, but the dude would still cuum.

Slowly read the last sentence in paragraph 3 and explain it.

Don't give another meaning to this.
Remember CUMMING is very different from ORGASM.
Health / Re: 1st Male Contraceptive: Injection To The Penis Now In The Market by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 11:28pm On Nov 20, 2019
All I see is POISON being injected into the PENIS.
Wouldn't even wish my enemies use this.

CUMMING is a FEELING only behind in the pecking order of being a TRILLIONAIRE.

Nonsense.
Computers / Re: Power Bank For Laptops by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 11:09pm On Nov 19, 2019
I can't even find even one testimony from a person that purchased your powerbanks.

Not good.

Interested though. But still observing
Health / Re: 11.6kg Skin Removed From The Body Of A Cosmetic Surgery Patient In Lagos (Graphi by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 9:50pm On Nov 18, 2019
Pure adipose tissues, most probably excised from a female. Funny enough all these cosmetic surgeries are never long-lasting. Such patient visits the knife ever often. These are all quick fixes.
ORGANIC approach is definitely the way to go.

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Romance / Re: Do I Look Like A Celebrity? by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 9:03pm On Nov 14, 2019
armylord:
baba I just tire .. this woman Don tey for this forum and she keeps acting so childish..it's annoying.. thought by now ,she'd have settled down

Had it been she was a good-looking milf, it could have been understandable to an extent. But having a shark-like dentition on an over-bloated face. That is what is called DOUBLE JEOPARDY.

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Health / Re: A Drink I Bought Have Condoms In It (photo) by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 4:33pm On Nov 14, 2019
If you are looking for attention, I can assure you, this particular "ONE" is "DEAD" on arrival.

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Romance / Re: Do I Look Like A Celebrity? by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 10:06pm On Nov 13, 2019
armylord:
u no no say u Don old , u dey see your face for mirror so ? do marry o abeg.. Kai
You can Neva say, she might just look "old" but might be a "small" girl. Because it beats my imagination how a supposed grown ass woman keeps misbehaving very often.

I don't just understand.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 10:54pm On Nov 12, 2019
lekdap:
I believe so far the combo was accepted for you to have a degree by your institution, it shouldn't be a problem, but come prepared to argue and explain how it was tenable to your institution. Dem ogas wey dey screen certificate here no get joy o, but las las if you can convince dem, dem no go see u do anything, but if it doesn't add up....

As per bp, baba, some candidates claimed they have 110/70 back home, but today dem tell dem say dem get 150/100. Plenty 170/100.i dont know how true it is, a candidate was said to have 200/120, but personally i no believe, that kind of bp na stroke sose, but the candidate that had ish were told to go out and calm down, so that it could be redone. Anxiety na bastard, come see as men commot salala dey waka upandan in the name of cooling down bp. So bross, e b like say home bp different from nda bp o.

It is very possible to have a blood pressure of 200/120 and still look normal. But such person is just a ticking time bomb. He could collapse anytime. That is why high blood pressure is called the silent killer
Health / Re: The Best Way To Change Your Looks Without Any Health Complication by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 6:19pm On Nov 12, 2019
Very true.
The BODY can become whatever the MIND choose it to become.
#Mindovamatter
#Thoughtsbecomingreality.
Romance / Re: How I’m Stylishly Getting Into My New Neighbors Pant (photo) by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 7:18pm On Nov 09, 2019
I have a very strong belief that you will be indeed very STUPID in reality, let's forget that moniker of yours.

Infact you breed STUPIDITY. Congrats.

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Health / Re: Killer Disease Hits 117 Lagosians, LASG Raises Alarm by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 4:50pm On Nov 08, 2019
Double silencer. Shiiting and Vomiting. One can get dehydrated within minutes. It still boils down to maintaining good environmental and personal hygiene.
Health / Re: Help With Treatment Advice For An Injured Diabetic Patient by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 3:58pm On Nov 08, 2019
Herbs for controlling blood sugar? Why take this risk? From the age of your sister, I strongly believe she has type 1 diabetes. Please go to a good hospital, so that she can be placed on insulin (if her blood sugar is not well controlled with drugs). I just lost an uncle to this sickness, it was so painful.

Kindly do the needful. Her blood sugar must be properly controlled first.
Health / Re: Family Of Cockroaches Living In Chinese Man’s Ear (pic) by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 3:46pm On Nov 08, 2019
If na Naija this wan happen, na to just go buy another ear or more still begin to prepare for the "deaf" world.

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Health / Re: 8 Beer Health Benefits That Will Interest You by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 10:14pm On Nov 06, 2019
Bullshiit
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 9:30am On Nov 05, 2019
edq88917:
Are you an athlete?

No. But a fitness personnel.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 11:13pm On Nov 04, 2019
My blood pressure reading as at today is 97/60 with a pulse rate of 50

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 4:18pm On Nov 04, 2019
Emmyxclusive:
hello house, i just checked my blood pressure and its 134/80, the nurse said its not high that its cus i have malaria, that i should just treat malaria, should i be worried?

Your Systolic is high for 134. The "normal" blood pressure range for your age group is 100-120/60-80. But to be sure, you can take your bp reading again( morning times preferably)
Celebrities / Re: Pre-Wedding Photos Of Lynda Ebigwei And Her South African Fiance by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 9:40am On Nov 02, 2019
Amazingman:
Again?

No, this one is called POST-PRE WEDDING PICS.

ANIMALS.
Health / Re: Help! What Food Can I Take To Add Up Rapidly by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 8:17am On Nov 02, 2019
Do you want to add up and at the same time make your body healthy? Then delve into STRENGTH TRAINING. Strength training literally turns your body into a "consuming furnace. You begin to eat more. There is a caveat though, rather than indulge in JUNK FOODS, you must eat RIGHT. Wholegrains, lots of protein(the building blocks of the muscle, fruits and vegetables and most importantly you will need to rest.
You will have to be patient with your body. ROME was never built in a day.

Apetamin is KILLING.


NO PAIN
NO GAIN
Health / Re: Don't Kill Yourself For Sex: ​​maximum Extreme Range Of Sex Is 13 Minutes by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 4:11pm On Nov 01, 2019
Stop deceiving yourselves, all you 5 minutes men. If you can't hit the spot 0ne hour straight minimum then you have not started.

How long does it take a woman to achieve Orgasm via penetrative sex alone?
Health / Re: Bodybuilding: How Can I Bulk? by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 4:01pm On Nov 01, 2019
Go through my thread "pristinemuscles"
Read it from page one to the end.
My Xmas gift from me to you.
Career / Re: Nigerian Man Quits His Bank Job For A Life By The Beach Side by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 3:31pm On Oct 31, 2019
I can tell you for free that more than 98% of the employed worldwide are unhappy with their jobs. It takes guts to quit your source of livelyhood for the "unknown" and trust me, most times such folks SUCEED. Do you Know the joy and happiness that comes when what you love doing even for FREE is bringing CASH to the table?
Ask MESSI and RONALDO?
Ask RONNIE COLEMAN and KAI GREENE?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 10:36am On Oct 30, 2019
Basilekeh:
Please guys... When my friend was registering he mistakenly picked Lagos as state of Origin...and he is from Ebonyi State..now he's name came out in Lagos state...please any idea how to go about it

You can see how the foolishness of someone has cost a person's space.
So unbelievable.
Sports / Re: Messi Scores 50th Career Free-kick, 44 For Barca & 6 For Argentina by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 11:51pm On Oct 29, 2019
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This your meme is sick. You be correct niggar

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