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sKeetz:
Somebody please give this boy 200 naira to goan buy sense !!!

I corrected myself you poverty-stricken a-hole!

This is called lungfish or mudfish. They possess a single lung that enables them to survive days on dry land. They can also travel miles on dry land before looking for a cool muddy pool or stream to cool off.

They don't taste nice.


He must have come across a school of them.

He/she/it did what now

MiaB:
na you kill am ？
pretty sure you didn't watch it

Haba, u didn't see my caveat in my next post? SMH.

Bambog:
how sure are you?

100% sure.
No other reason.

CuddleBear:
are you alright ？

No.
I need a cuddle.

LisaAnne:
am neither,
but how would you feel if random people are typing RIP on your photo when you obviously ain't dead

She died. The clip was looped at the end hence u think she got back up. She gone.

Modified. OK seen. She survived. Whew!!!

Guys if you don't have the stomach to watch it Pls don't watch. those folks above are trying to deceive you. She DIED.

Caustics:
so you were zooming? to see what abegi?

N.Y.A.S.H.

That instagram pic is fake. The girl on the pic, her dp has been orbiting the internet for a while.

Then...

Why pay 2k for nudes when u can watch it free? There are sites like that with Naija girls e.g...





Na wa, no be me go spoil una Go an pray

adeola1097:
Honestly, I want to talk to her and explain things out but she's not relenting, my friend actually spoke with her yesterday and she says she could kill me if she sets her eyes on me.. Just imagine

Girl threathning to kill you?
Guy you no sabi provoke?

She dey mad!

She's wearing a g-string Op. Zoom the pic and look closer

@last pic WTF

See hippopotamus! National Geographic Ahahahhahaha

Relationship that's not up to a month

You don jam psycho!

If you haven't had sex with her why r u scared?

If you can forgive him, forgive him. If you can't then let him go.

Think of all the good times you've had and see if this bad thing he has done cancels all that out. If it does then walk away. If not, well, then u have a big heart.

All men cheat. At least once in their lives. Good men, bad men, Nigerian men, American men, priests, bankers, pastors, lawyers. Some cheat more than others. Some throw it blatantly in your face, others are experts in hiding it. I have learned not to judge.

They'll probably chew my head off when they wake up, but that's the fact.

Anyway. Sleep on the matter. Make your decision by yourself and with a clear head before coming back to your thread later this morning.

Good night.

Enough Olympus has fallen everywhere

All men cheat.

They will come and deny it. But it's the sad truth. It's only those that are caught that are labelled 'bad'.

If you had never caught him you would have been swearing that he is the sweetest most romantic guy ever.

You can forgive him, knowing that one day, 10 or 20 or 30yrs from now he will cheat again.

Or you can walk away from this relationship believeing that the next guy can never cheat on you. Lol.

Experience is always the best teacher. As you grow older you'll get wiser.

Personally I think if you want to break up with him the reason should be because your family is not in support. Entering a marriage in which your family is not in support is tough. It may look romantic now, you and him against the world, blah blah, but when the love scales falls from your eyes and you get to see the nitty gritty of each other.... Hmm. It can be tough.


Whatever choice you make will be the right one. Cheers.

Which kain Yeye questions be all this wan

This is an old movie na!

And no it wasn't shot in Lagos

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This one sounds more dangerous than the previous one you posted. Pls do not go. You have been warned.

Lies!!!

First of, the pictures and the write-up don't correlate.

The write-up says the gunmen killed one policeman and one escaping okadaman. Both were outside the church. The pictures however shows a 'dead body' inside the church premises and a woman being wrapped in a yellow W.H.O body bag. I don't know where these pictures were sourced from but you can be rest assured that they have nothing to do with the crime being reported except to whip up sentiments!



Secondly, if the gunmen meant to kill worshipers they would have done so after chasing the policemen away.

Quid pro quo. This is either a case of kidnapping or armed robbery gone wrong, or worse, some very stüpid people are trying to make it look like churches in anambra state are under attack in a bid to propagate their own agenda!

All of you saying it is normal kindly show us an example of this same error made with your phone cos my phone camera has NEVER given me this kind of error before.

Galacious1:
I just listen to my Top 100 songs. So Sick by Ne-yo, Gallery by Mario Vasquez , If You're Not The One by Daniel Bedingfield, Numbs and Encore by Jay-Z /Linkin Park etc relieve my stress any time.

Daniel bedingfield songs make my chest hurt

RichieDaVinci01:
Duuhhh

Its supposed to be a secret

You can reveal it here since your moniker is anonymous.

What's your secret way of relieving stress that nobody knows about?

Me, I smoke unlit cigars. It eases off the tension and taking deep breaths and pretending I'm inhaling the smoke calms me down, I don't know why. Sometimes I light the cigars because I enjoy the smell of tobacco, but I usually put it out after a puff or two. Don't want the smell getting on my clothes. No-one knows this about me, not even my siblings.

Other times I imagine beating up those that have annoyed me to a pulp. I imagine pounding them with my fists until they are all bloody and toothless. That relaxes me as well

Comments are welcome.

E don tey wey I dey here of this woman o. Her punny neva expire?

zionwinn:
Porn movies are the most positive movies... No murder,No war, No fight, No cheating, No racism, No language problem,Good cooperation, Good coordination,Natural acting, Everybody enjoys the climax, Lots of love,
Alwayz a very happy ending for all characters!
And the best part... No matter which point you start watching, you will understand the story