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RomanceSee Me See Wahala O by Prognose(op): 1:05am On Jul 13, 2017
I came to Abuja for some business and lodged in a hotel. The girl that showed me my room has refused to leave, has been gisting since. Now she's smoking a cigarette. How do I tell her I want to sleep?
BusinessRe: Lady Who Sells Banana And Travels By Air (Photos) by Prognose: 9:09am On Jul 11, 2017
Angelanest:
A beautiful Nigerian lady who sells banana for a living is trending across social media after her photos was shared online.Some photos of the young lady were shared on Facebook. According to a Facebook user who shared the photos, the beautiful lady has become very successful selling banana on the street.

The Facebook user wrote;

Just look at this picture and do better ladies. She still climb 911 to bring down her goods.she sales sells Banana on the road.travels by aircraft. And yet she sales sells her banana.

Please men if any girl want to start small business, like recharge cards business or any small business that 10k,20k etc can start, and throughly she want to be useful to herself, please and please if you have please help her sincerely from your mind and not to request her body in return..

Men encourage your women bikonu. Thanks and God bless you all


It was stated that the young lady has been able to live a comfortable life with her earnings from hawking banana.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/07/meet-pretty-slay-queen-sells-banana-living-proud.html
FoodRe: Nigerian Jollof Rice Declared Champion In Washington DC Jollof Festival (Pics) by Prognose: 1:30pm On Jul 09, 2017
Samusu:
I conquer
Wow! How much per plate? And where r u based?
RomanceRe: He Caught Her Sniffing His Underwear by Prognose: 5:58pm On Jul 03, 2017
Too many virgins on this forum.
RomanceRe: Why Is She So Dry Under, And Feeling Pains? by Prognose: 5:53pm On Jul 03, 2017
slayminder:
earlier this year I had dis girl she is a virgin and she is ready of having sex but d problem is dat she doesn't get WET and dat is making it difficult for me to penetrate because she is feeling pain, I think she need a gynecologist, because we tried to do it severally but no avail, because my last experience with a virgin was perfect
She's been circumcised.
RomanceRe: Who Said Nudity Was Never Part Of African Culture? Check Out This Photo by Prognose: 5:49pm On Jul 03, 2017
When virginity was still in vogue.

Truly those breaasts have never been sucked tongue
RomanceRe: Kenyan Lady Mistakenly Sent Sex Chat To A Whatsapp Group by Prognose: 5:37pm On Jul 03, 2017
This is an old gist na! 2012 or so angry
FamilyRe: 100 Women 2016: I Am A 'surrendered Wife’ by Prognose: 6:34pm On Jul 02, 2017
Ragnorak:
Most of the feminists we see are not feminists because they want equality. They want to control men. Marry one at your peril.

Quote me to say thrash an watch unripe mangoes fall on you.
Feminism started out well but went overboard on a lot of things. The average modern day feminist is not fun to be around at all, they always seem to be spoiling for a fight. Be all the woman you can be and be proud of it, no need for gender wars. We are not equal. It doesn't make any gender any less inferior.
FamilyRe: Update : Could My Wife Be Cheating Link : https://www.nairaland.com/3627194/could by Prognose: 1:18pm On Jul 02, 2017
Eh ya.
Sounds Iike u have given up.

I don't blame you one bit bro.




But I was just wondering. If she started behaving well when u became hard on her, do you expect her to change overnight? I don't think that's how it works.


I think you should repeat your stubbornness and harshness. Remember she has been like this for years. She can't change overnight. You have to learn to take your own advice up there if u want this marriage to succeed. Be decisive, be hard, be stubborn. Learn it. Keep up the heat. Over time she will stop her bad behaviour.

In one of the passages up there u said she was doing better and you immediately began showering her again with love or whatever. No be so bros. For such a woman your reward and love should come sparingly, rarely, on very few occasions. This is because for her anytime u shower her with affection she sees it as you having gone soft again. Remain hard. Over time she will unlearn her bad habits and become an approximation of what u want her to be.


Cheer up man.
CelebritiesRe: Kenney Rodriguez And His New Girlfriend In Loved Up Photos by Prognose: 10:17am On Jul 02, 2017
coolcatty:
I will say the truth and shame the devil...


This new girl is hawt for days ooo....she looks jovial,playful and has A1 seeexxx game....clean skin....lovely smile and personality compared to uche and her masculine voice,stubborn face and akpu yam legs....TBH uche has nothing on her.
My broda, na d same thing I just dey reason oh. That chick's smile can melt any man's heart mehn. kiss

Uche jumbo voice fit give man headache cry
CelebritiesRe: Kenney Rodriguez And His New Girlfriend In Loved Up Photos by Prognose: 10:17am On Jul 02, 2017
coolcatty:
I will say the truth and shame the devil...


This new girl is hawt for days ooo....she looks jovial,playful and has A1 seeexxx game....clean skin....lovely smile and personality compared to uche and her masculine voice,stubborn face and akpu yam legs....TBH uche has nothing on her.
My broda, na d same thing I just dey reason oh. That chick's smile can melt any man's heart mehn. kiss

Uche jumbo voice alone fit give man headache cry
RomanceRe: Married Medical Doctor Accused Of Sleeping With 16-year-old Girl In Enugu.Photos by Prognose: 8:52am On Jun 27, 2017
Bro. He and his adult girlfriend tried to blackmail D medical doctor but failed. The doctor reported the case to the police and the case is still on. The doctor did not sleep with the girl. The girl is not 16. The girl is not his sister. Emeka the "lawyer"neither spoke with the doctor nor the police before publishing this. It's unfair.
RomanceRe: +18 How I Masturbate With My Girl Friend And We Change Gender Characters. by Prognose: 4:28pm On Jun 23, 2017
Kondomondo:
Guys I share a lot of secret with ma girlfriend and we do crazy things together. We mastubate together while on the same bed watching porn. We mastubate while communicating and talking sweet words to each other,sometimes we try to make sure we reach orgasm at the same time that means we stay in touch on our feeling of orgasm and usually when reaching orgasm we usually hug each other while moaning
Sometimes we drive pleasure in changing sex character, i act as the woman and she act like the man. We go as far as wearing each others cloths. Usually I wear her pants and bra and wevon the she helps me out with make ups. And she in turn wear my cloths too..
She takes me to bed and I feel like a woman while we make love and she feel like the man, this makes me know how women feel during sex. Is this true love? Can we make good couples together?
Yes.
RomanceRe: Why?(sexually Explicit) by Prognose(op): 2:26pm On Jun 23, 2017
RaggedyAnn:
Maybe you smell like rotten fish down there. You have no idea the things women go through when they go down on a man. A lot of men have poor hygiene and smell really bad. undecided


Talk to her (them) and find out why she loses interest in your rooster so quickly. Maybe you haven't shown any excitement when she did it the first time. A lukewarm attitude to certain sexual acts is discouraging. Sometimes women make all those crazy noises to encourage men, it's not every time we get so deeply affected.
Well, first of, I'm a deodorant freak. I spray down there daily. And I shave as well, I don't like being hairy there either. So honestly the smell is out of it.

Second, you didn't quite get my point. It's not just about MouthAction. The lady stops participating in the sex completely. Just lays there waiting to be pleased. I would have been worried about my person if she wasn't so enthusiastic about the act but she is. She just doesn't want to do her part. At all.


Your second paragraph though, I don't make much noise during sex. Thot it was a girl thing.
Thanks for your view.
RomanceWhy?(sexually Explicit) by Prognose(op):
HealthRe: How Do I Overcome Tramadol Addiction by Prognose:
Dking4648:
Good day nairalanders my name is Richard and for this sake I had to create a new account because in seriously need help.
I started taking this pill since this year and in over time I had d increase the dosage because it wasn't really effective anymore, and the reason I take it is because I was feeling depressed, lonely and sad and I found out it made me happy each time I take it and now i can't stop it.
Any day i try not to take it turns out hell for me cos I have nausea,pains all over,tiredness and I can sleep all through d day doing nothing.
Pls fellow nairalanders I need help in how to come over come this pharmacists and doctors in d house pls help a brother.
Thank you
Buy cucumber, watermelon, pineapple, apple. Blend together. Take with breakfast.

When the shakes come (when the side effects of withdrawal from tramadol start), you can reduce it by eating fried cold turkey. Buy turkey wings, boil and fry them whole with spices. Then put in the fridge. Take anytime you feel the nausea and pains.


Or u buy indomie, cook with lots of pepper and scentleaf. Eat fresh when u feel down.

Thank me later.
FamilyRe: There Is A Thin Line Between Discipline And Emotional Abuse. Pls Read! by Prognose: 2:08pm On May 22, 2017
jaszplus12:
ha..i was a bit shocked when you asked but...
first know the reason behind why a child gets abused, This is usually when they are asked to do a chore. most children will grumble or just do a hurried job of it and you find out its not clean enough or disposed of properly , your first reaction is to scream....STOP!
when you were that young how thorough or perfect were you? most times we tend to think a child becomes perfect after five attempts at doing something... but no i believe we must be patient with them.
there is what i do, i stay along side them and control my anger at their foolishness at the same time gently ask them to repeat the chore,
even when i am angry i just control my voice not to display my annoyance else they arte bound to make more mistakes
then i keep saying its better to work hard to be perfect....that is called a hands on approach
try to read their emotions andwork with it positively.
dont send them to bring plate from the kitchen then half way send them to the bedroom to bring pillow for you then send again for water from the fridge... that isnt a way to motivate a child,
do the work with them they enjoy it better,,,use words like i expect rather than you should know....they are learning yet!
choi! see work wey you give me this morning oooo but i enjoyed it... we fit hook up cos i fit learn from you tooo
Whoa! You just took me back in time @bolded grin
FamilyRe: There Is A Thin Line Between Discipline And Emotional Abuse. Pls Read! by Prognose: 1:52pm On May 22, 2017
DanXplore:
grin
Why u dey laff cry
FamilyRe: There Is A Thin Line Between Discipline And Emotional Abuse. Pls Read! by Prognose: 1:51pm On May 22, 2017
Anyone have any idea why they were like that though? huh
FamilyRe: There Is A Thin Line Between Discipline And Emotional Abuse. Pls Read! by Prognose: 6:45pm On May 20, 2017
I have forgiven my dad.

I mean, he was an outright terrorist when we were kids. Once he came to the house it was like all the joy was sucked out. It was hard to tell which was worse, the emotional or the physical abuse.

I mean, he was a provider, but it's like he did it out of obligation. All of his kids felt like he hated us, even years later when we were much grown up and he tried to make amends in his own clumsy way, we didn't want to have anything to do with him. It was at the end point of his life that i tried to make peace but in the end, well...

Parents should sha take it easy.
FamilyRe: As A Mother, Will You Let Your Daughter Go On Birth Control? by Prognose: 12:58pm On May 20, 2017
As a mother, will you support your daughter having premarital sex?
FamilyRe: When U Finally Beat Her She Will Run To Social Media For Sympathy by Prognose: 11:30am On May 20, 2017
poshestmina:
Prognose ,after beating slapping her the man will get automatic employment to become Nnpc director abi?
No, but she will learn not to behave like that again. She will learn like a child that she is that if she behaves irresponsibly she will not like the outcome. She will restrain herself from making foolish selfish mistakes in the future.
FamilyRe: When U Finally Beat Her She Will Run To Social Media For Sympathy by Prognose: 11:04am On May 20, 2017
"There's no reason to beat a woman."

I'm not in support of beating women at the slightest provocation but:

You people forget that not all women are "normal".

Some women simply behave better when they 'fear' their man.

You can sing "dont beat a woman" all day long but that's the solid truth.

This woman does not have a job. Her husband lost his and came low to become a taxi-driver just so as to feed the family. She took it as nothing, rather collected money meant for her own blood son's school fees and used it to buy almost 200k worth of hair!

In this economy? Abi una no dey feel the harsh economic weather?!

Your boyfriend collect your first semester school fees use am go buy PS4, tell u say u no fit do anything, you no go arrange soldiers for am?

Divorce is easy to say. Who will pay the lawyer, abi divorce is free? Who will help the man raise his kid while he's out eeking a living? Do you know divorce is punishment for both of them, even worse for the man in this case as the woman looks like someone who wont even care?

My dear, not all women are reasonable. I am ashamed to say this but the truth is some women need a hard formatting slap before they start behaving well!

Do you know how many bags of cement that money can buy?
Chei! angry
FamilyRe: Female Assault Cases Aren't Decreasing, What Can Be Done? by Prognose: 10:47am On May 20, 2017
Suggestion :

Teach women to be better behaved and less provocative

You can never solve a problem by looking at only one side of the coin.
FamilyRe: When U Finally Beat Her She Will Run To Social Media For Sympathy by Prognose: 9:03am On May 20, 2017
This is very frustrating and intolerable angry A woman used her son's school fees to make her hair? Common weave-on over school fees??

That woman is an egg-donor, not a mother.

A mother would put her child's needs before hers without even thinking about it. That was why we called them "sweet mother". They would spend thier time frying akara, not minding the smoke, to make sure their children go to school. Those were mothers we would give our lives for. Those were real mothers in every sense of the word.

This wasn't even a need. This was a selfish want on the part of this very foolish woman. She obviously had very poor home training.

She should be treated like a kid cos that is how she behaved. Like a kid who knows nothing about responsibility . If possible the man should have caned her better caning to reset her brain. What rubbish!
FamilyRe: What Will U Do This Scenery by Prognose: 10:12am On May 18, 2017
ikezuora4689:
in a scenery whereby u were leaving with ur parents,so one day u stole ur dads #100 to play betnaija and u are to win 20million.u came back that evening,ur dad beat u infront of the neighbours,calling u theif and raining curses on u,denied u food and he kicked u out and u slept outside that nite..the following morning,u found out that u won 20million
1)if u are the boy,what will u do,will u give the morney to ur dad
2)if u are the dad and u found out that ur son won 20millilln with the suppose #100,what will u do
Its a life story,its happening live in my neighborhood..............
You STOLE the money. It doesnt matter whether u won 20m or 20naira. You're a thief and your dad did right to punish you so that you will know its wrong and not do it again.

Being a "thief" and 15yrs old at that, I predict that 20million will be gone in a year. Why? You know nothing about investment. You'll probably use the money to buy a brand new Venza and chase girls and buy stuff u dont need like lister generator etc. until the money finish. Even if u dont do that, you have no personal experience in how to use large amounts of money and the people u ask for advice will most likely not have the experience either. (am talking from experience)

Depending on the kind of father you have I would suggest u tell him about it. Let him pray for u and either keep a good portion or even all of it for u. He should have better self control (assuming he's not an irresponsible drunkard or anything like that) than u with your raging hormones and daring teenage tendencies.

If he is unreliable then give the money to your mom. But you should still give your dad some of the money as his share since it was his seed that brought about your good fortune.

P. S. Stop stealing. It is a very bad habit and can lead to serious disgrace as you have already seen.
FamilyRe: What Will U Do This Scenery by Prognose: 10:11am On May 18, 2017
ikezuora4689:
in a scenery whereby u were leaving with ur parents,so one day u stole ur dads #100 to play betnaija and u are to win 20million.u came back that evening,ur dad beat u infront of the neighbours,calling u theif and raining curses on u,denied u food and he kicked u out and u slept outside that nite..the following morning,u found out that u won 20million
1)if u are the boy,what will u do,will u give the morney to ur dad
2)if u are the dad and u found out that ur son won 20millilln with the suppose #100,what will u do
Its a life story,its happening live in my neighborhood..............
You STOLE the money. It doesnt matter whether u won 20m or 20naira. You're a thief and your dad did right to punish you so that you will know its wrong and not do it again.

Being a "thief" and 15yrs old at that, I predict that 20million will be gone in a year. Why? You know nothing about investment. You'll probably use the money to buy a brand new Venza and chase girls and buy stuff u dont need like lister generator etc. until the money finish. Even if u dont do that, you have no personal experience in how to use large amounts of money and the people u ask for advice will most likely not have the experience either. (am talking from experience)

Depending on the kind of father you have I would suggest u tell him about it. Let him pray for u and either keep a good portion or even all of it for u. He should have better self control (assuming he's not an irresponsible drunkard or anything like that) than u with your raging hormones and daring teenage tendencies.

If he is unreliable then give the money to your mom. But you should still give your dad some of the money as his share since it was his seed that brought about your goos fortune.
FamilyRe: Females In Nigeria (F.I.N) Facebook Member, Nags Husband To Death by Prognose: 12:03pm On May 17, 2017
aboveonly:
2 Timothy 3:1-7
But understand this, that in the last days there will come times of difficulty. For people will be lovers of self, lovers of money, proud, arrogant, abusive, disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy, heartless, unappeasable, slanderous, without self-control, brutal, not loving good, treacherous, reckless, swollen with conceit, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having the appearance of godliness, but denying its power. Avoid such people. For among them are those who creep into households and capture weak women, burdened with sins and led astray by various passions
And this is exactly what is happening.


The world is going to shit.

Men are no longer heroes. Women are no longer humble. Everyone is looking for how to please themselves, what they can get. They profess to love but in actual fact all they want is to take, take take. Thats what they call love. When its time to give they have nothing to offer.
CrimeRe: Kwara State University Student Was Beaten For Slapping A Guy - Eyewitnesses by Prognose: 10:26am On May 16, 2017
addikt:
We are very sorry sir ....

Ah, after drinking 4 cups of water , I finally reach the promise land , abeg dey reduce your English sometimes ...



lol, just kidding though wink
E reach to beg d guy grin
CrimeRe: Kwara State University Student Was Beaten For Slapping A Guy - Eyewitnesses by Prognose:
SmartChoices:
Shocking
What's more shocking is why lalasticlala doesnt want to take this thread to frontpage. Is there something to lose from proclaiming this boy's innocence? Is it pride that they know they pushed unverified story to front-page and now don't want to admit their mistake? Would they react in a similar way if it was lalasticlala's own brother being banded as a thug like this?

I don't understand.


Modified. Good job@lalasticlala.

See as she pose wella for the pic in second video like an innocent lamb.

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