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We4all:
You can use the salary to marry 2 wives.

I will add another fresh auntie for him as bonus. Buy two with small salary, get one free.

psalmsjob:
I'm posting this as a response to the topic that made Nairaland front page yesterday; "See What Someone Bought With An Hour Minimum Wage In The UK £10", the link: https://www.nairaland.com/7929193/see-what-someone-bought-hour

UK & US ARE OVER-RATED NIGERIA IS STILL BETTER in terms of cost of living see a practical example why doing a price comparison: 1 pound to 1 naira today is N1,001 so are you saying with £10 x N1,001 = N10,001 you cannot buy everything in that basket and collect change in Nigeria today?

1 Sliced Bread = N800
2 Spaghetti = N1400
1 Gesha = N600
1 live chicken = N3,000
1 75cl soya Oil = N1,400
1 Midium size Butter = N600
2 Gino Tomato paste = N1,000

Total = N8,800 so your change is N1,200 that's if you exchange pound to naira at offical rate and buying at the most expensive stores or high brands. If you exchange at black market rate and buy at public market "days" you will collect as much as N6,000 after buying everything in that basket....that's about £6 left.

LET'S JUST THANK GOD FOR WHAT WE HAVE AND STOP LOOKING AT AND GLORIFYING ANOTHER MAN'S LAND MORE THAN OUR OWN....OUR OWN NA OUR OWN O

. Please are you the one that produce that live chicken that they sell for 3k?
The least you can get live chicken is 6.5k Mr man.

WorldRichest:
Tinubu Jagaban is using his left hand to bring the Cameroonian bisexual Atikulation Abubakar near again, after slapping him deaf with his right hand. That's a fatherly figure.

You guys know nothing. Atiku is no longer in Intels. He has sold off since.

money121:
We must learn a lesson in hard way

E pain Am

And you are proud of this your foolishness? You call your self a business man or an entitled high school teenager?

TakeNigeriaBack:
After spending 1 billion on rice and okpa for just 2 months.

Says someone from the family of retards.

layuns:
Thats called diversification of financial stream.

Financial stream in an evangelistic ministry? Shows how ignorant and shallow that you are.
Evangelistic ministry is a funds guzzling ministry and that's why only few people venture into it. It's not a church.

slivertongue:
what a disaster party. borrowing and borrowing without development

. Tinubu is Buhari pro-max.

virginchaser:
Moment of truth. Roll on the floor to pass this era. Japa is not for everyone. You force your destiny to japa, you go sleep for inside snow.

Dem no dey telli person.

Una wan push this man to go lose his job ba?
Una don join body with his wife im witchcraft to push him to his ruin.

Someone should tell that guy that even if it takes prostrating to keep his job with a good guy like Davido, let him continue. Na Tinubu economy we dey so. Na when dem comot you feeding bottle from mouth you go know.

TemplarLandry:
Don't mind that overhyped Opolopolr king. With the adultrated Yoruba language they speak, the Benin people used to be our distant relatives. They're always envious of Yorubas.

I dedicate “Ijo Eko” by Legely to all Omo Ekos.
Great jam!

Shatap!!!!!! Lagos is no man's land.
It belongs to Igbos, Binis, and a very small fraction to the freed slaves. Go and die!!!

beekind:
I love her but I want my own children, I have seen the kind of stress my elder brother has been through cos of trying for a child, I won't wish it on my enemy.
Besides, I dont want the only 2 children in the family struggling to have children.

. You are allowing sentiments and emotions to becloud your reasoning.

You know what you want and you should pursue it. Since you won't be happy with that state of things, why allow yourself to go into something you would start regretting tomorrow?
If fertility is of utmost importance to you, then stick to it so that you don't marry and start regretting tomorrow and maybe cheating and resentment will set in when you start blaming her.
Stop the relationship and go after what satisfies you.
I'm telling you out of experience.

immortalcrown:
Let us know when the suspicion is confirmed.

I don't want to hail the scapegoating of innocent people. You never arrest people when Boko boys strike in the North. But there are always people to arrest whenever there is a strike in the East. Is it that you are more active in the East or that what is criminal in the East is lawful in the North?

Truth shall prevail and evil shall not triumph over good.

Innocent people arrested and paraded. Luck ones will have bribe money extorted from their relatives while the unlucky ones will either be killed or thrown into jail on trumped up charges while the real Criminals continue commiting more crime.

immortalcrown:
Let us know when the su ;Dspicion is confirmed.

I don't want to hail the scapegoating of innocent people. You never arrest people when Boko boys strike in the North. But there are always people to arrest whenever there is a strike in the East. Is it that you are more active in the East or that what is criminal in the East is lawful in the North?

Truth shall prevail and evil shall not triumph over good.

The real criminals have fled and they combed the crime scene and arrested innocent people to show that they're working.
That's my problem with the Nigeria police. It's only on few occasions that they catch the real Criminals.

So after killing the two police officers, they all waited for the police to reinforce from far away Owerri and the army to join them from far away Obinze barracks and then started pursuing them and arrested 18 of them? Tell me a story!

And the reason why they arrest innocent people is to enable them extort huge bribe money for their bail.

Jadiks:
This is evil and utterly condemnable. You can't be killing your own people in the name of breakaway

. Forget about the useless Biafra agitators. The problem here is that our security people in Nigeria are dumb and lazy.
People commit crime and try to put the tag of agitators on it so that our security men will fear and not investigate.
The fake and criminal agitators are doing their own criminal activities but every crime isn't committed by the agitators. Our security people should try and be conducting investigation but they are afraid and would rather chase bribe money.

PDJT:
-So this man is from Ikere Ekiti? That place is an epitome of poverty. When I last went there, the only storey building was a mud-house built by a photographer from Benin.

-Yoruber people should stop abandoning their villages. What I saw there was an eyesore. No toilets in most of the "houses". School self mchew!

That axis of Ekiti state is very much poverty stricken area.
I have been around that area before and I heard from indegenes that the reason many abandon the villages there is because of high level of envious witchcraft activities. Even my friends that I accompanied to a burial in their family run away from home because of fear of the evil witches and wizards there.

1Alex:
Beautiful. But some people no get alma mater

I think you are looking for Tinubu's trouble?

Thundafireseun:
Stale news …. Aisha Yesufu The earlier you realize that you are not in the same league with Tinubu the better for you and your entire family

The ship has sailed past certificate … What President Tinubu needs now is our collective support and prayers

Meanwhile Tinubu has better things to do

Let the druggie cocaine sniffing Certificate forger visit his alma mater if he has any.

Shalommy:
Naija guys are gold diggers. They can marry ancestors for money. Tuueehh

. Nigerian women come with baggage of abject poverty and serious billings. That's why.

OVB123:
The first thing to do after the ascident was to impregnate another man's wife abi? Young man go and settle with your family at home and stop this nonsense drama online.

It's likely scattering his good family and marrying a free woman was part of the instructions given him to accomplish.
Are you sure it's not Satan that appeared to him?

YorubaDemonswag:
Your ipob brain is leaking, wetin concern Yoruba concern hamas?

Yoruba Muslims were protesting in support of Hamas.

Lukuluku69:
Convocation of Reprobates.

That devil incarnate have sold the Roman Catholic church to the dogs.

magoo10:
Even Jesus played host to the prostitute, if we were all perfect we wont be asking for forgiveness.

The pope is not endorsing any sin ,his holiness gives them strength for true repentance.

He never encouraged them to repent. He tells them to carry on, that the Roman Catholic church accept them.

God1000:
I just feel like this POPE is not representing Christians well, but only God can judge us

Which christians? He's been used to hijack the Roman Catholic church for the new world order.

general111:
Hello good people of Nairaland.
My fiancée to me today that her ex is requesting to meet her,and she was asking for my permission to go.
Should I grant her this request or should I be worried?

You have no fiancee. It's you that's fianceeing yourself. KNOW THIS AND KNOW PEACE.

WannaHowzit:
ICC is under pressure. You can't charge Putin but not Netanyahu. Netanyahu should become a prisoner inside Israel.

. Inconsequential ICC. Israel will level Gaza and lameduck ICC will only stand by and look on.

seunmsg:
What’s the explanation for eating N1billion food in 3 months?

Do you read at all or you read and can't understand?
You sound like an embarrassment to informed people on nairaland.

TemplarLandry:
Great!
The money will be put to good use.
#RenewedHope✌

I dedicate “Cash Flow” by Ace Hood feat. Rick Ross & T-Pain to this news.
Great jam!

. Mumu people and lies. You are making 1 trillion monthly but still borrowing like a poor dog.

Monaboo:
To get her Nigerian Permit, she needs to meet up with the following criteria's

1) She needs to write WASSCE and have nothing less than a B2 in English Language.

2) She also needs to learn Pidgin English and speak it fluently becos she would be tested on it on the day of her Nigerian Visa interview.

3) She needs have POF of nothing less than N500M in her account. We don't want foreign beggars roaming the streets of Nigeria.

Dey play. She be Igbo womanoo. Even more Igbo than most IGBOS. Her husband is from governor Soludo's village in Anambra state.

PuZZyNegro:
It's not about it being local or little. The Bread was gotten from Market Square super market. I just find it awkward giving bread to your son-in-law to be on the first meeting.

Gifts are symbolic you know.

Bro, it's a taboo to reject your mother inlaw or father in-law gifts.
You weren't raised well boy.
You have released a wrong spark there. It's not good.
You have to apologize before you start a chain of reactions that would affect your marriage. If possible, let your mother call and apologize.

plaindealer:
Now, do you see why they say this crooked and corrupt man is looting Abia dry?

What kind of refreshments are they eating every second of the day that superseded public schools many times over?

Are they eating imported refreshments or just regular Ugba or Samosa and metapie?

And the people rejoice and celebrate this looter for dashing them JB concrete sign.


This is just too sad.

Is that how you mumu people intend to do your mumu opposition? By cheap lies?