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RomanceRe: How Did Porn Impact Your Marriage? by PROPHETmichael(op): 10:53am On Apr 23, 2023
CondenseMilk:
I got into porn for couple of years.

I was always reminiscing about Cherokee until I found a woman just like her and immediately, I decided to take her as my wife.

But God showed me mercy and rescued me from her.
Wow! Thank God for his timely intervention.
RomanceRe: How Did Porn Impact Your Marriage? by PROPHETmichael(op): 10:32am On Apr 23, 2023
More..

RomanceHow Did Porn Impact Your Marriage? by PROPHETmichael(op):
For those who think porn spices up marriage etc, read and learn.

cc: Mods
Nlfpmod

PoliticsRe: Sowore To Buhari: You Dehumanised Us, The Souls You Crushed Will Haunt You by PROPHETmichael: 5:03am On Apr 22, 2023
The true story of Buhari's corruption will be told after May 29.
HealthRe: My Daily Plight With Flies by PROPHETmichael: 8:50pm On Apr 18, 2023
Flies are attracted to dirty/dead things, it could be a sign that you're spiritual dirty.
CelebritiesRe: Adenike Adebisi Dies Ahead Of Her 50th Birthday While Pregnant With First Child by PROPHETmichael: 1:20pm On Apr 14, 2023
Hiding her blessings until she delivers could've been the highest wisdom after many years of trying but wisdom is going extinct among today's women.

Rest in peace to her.
TravelRe: Little Girl Found Lost And Drifting At Sea By A Cruise Boat (pics/video) by PROPHETmichael: 10:20pm On Apr 12, 2023
That's a moses right there
PoliticsRe: Prof. Yemi Oke Writes US President Biden, PM Of Canada In Response To Chimamanda by PROPHETmichael: 8:43am On Apr 10, 2023
The fact that he placed Canadian president above American president, the letter will be bin.
CelebritiesRe: I Spent Almost N1bn On My Last Album — Davido by PROPHETmichael: 2:28pm On Apr 09, 2023
I billion for that crap?
PoliticsRe: Senator Shehu Sani And Gov El-rufai’s Son, Bashir, Trade Words by PROPHETmichael: 12:57pm On Apr 09, 2023
See how stray bullet hit El Rufai courtesy of his son.
RomanceRe: Broke Up With My Cheating Partner by PROPHETmichael: 12:55pm On Apr 09, 2023
You did well and I'm proud of the actions you've taken.
Christianity EtcRe: If Jesus Had Not Resurrected? by PROPHETmichael: 10:29am On Apr 09, 2023
There is nothing like IF because in christ. His words never fail, it is sure. His words are not tumbo tumbo las calabar
CelebritiesRe: AY: I Lost N500 Million Opening A Non-Smoking Night Club by PROPHETmichael: 3:04pm On Mar 31, 2023
Why not create a non smoking area in the club instead of total ban on smoking?
FamilyRe: My Wife Says I Am Not Romantic After 10years Of Marriage by PROPHETmichael: 2:48pm On Mar 30, 2023
You've lost your wife to Jezebel. First step in recovering your wife is to take her phone, go to her instagram and make sure you unfollow/block Blessing CEO and Nkechi Blessing.
PoliticsRe: N300bn Yakubu Used For 'Selection' Should've Been Used For Infrastructure - Falz by PROPHETmichael:
GogetterMD:
Falz really needs to take a chill pill sha. Elections don come and go. Though not perfect with some irregularities across board, it can still be adjudged fair and reflected the will of the majority (Obidients please rest with the stolen mandate rhetorics).
Let's heal and build a better country of our dreams, regardless of whatever political affiliations we belong to.
Henceforth, May what is rightfully yours be taken away from you, be it appointment, your woman, money, your job etc and should you cry over it and not let go/see it as a reflection of the will of the people...Na GOD GO PUNISH YOU.
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Wrong To Confront A Pastor Politely by PROPHETmichael: 9:07am On Mar 26, 2023
Chances are the congregation will still think you're lying while the pastor is right. Meet him after service instead and explain to him, maybe he misunderstood you and interpreted it his own way.

You self, how God go restore your marriage and u no wan testify inorder to encourage other believers who are going through similar situation?

Finally, know who you share your problem with, he might be a pastor but lacks pastoral training.
Christianity EtcRe: Which Miracle In The Bible Caught Your Attention? by PROPHETmichael:
The one that no one ever talked about and that is how a fish needed deliverance due to stomach pain after mistakenly swallowing a coin. Matthew 17:24-27


If a fish can be delivered of stomach pain, how much more you his beloved? It doesn't matter what pain you are going through right now, hear me, help is on the way....Don't give up.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Ugly Experience On My First Day At Work. by PROPHETmichael: 12:34pm On Mar 24, 2023
NairalandSon:
Let me start by saying security job is not my dream job but while I'm very hopeful of getting that dream job someday soon, body and soul need to be put together. An unemployed person with penniless pocket will certainly understand my predicament. The only option is to grab anything provided it can take of your very essential needs. Worse is when you wake up with no food to eat or not even soap to bath with, then you'd realize doing anything is sure better than nothing.

So I got this security job which I resumed yesterday. Could you believe that same yesterday, armed robbers operated in the area. As you know, security or what people call gateman is the one the armed robbers target first when they come to a place.

It was around 3:am when everywhere was quiet, As the security, I did a patrol around the compound when I noticed suspicious noise in the next compound. Before I know, I heard people shouting over there. I stayed back. In less than no time, I saw about 5 people coming straight to my compound. They pointed torch inside. I didn't bother to ask who they were cos I already knew. My people, I didn't even know when I commot for gear run to the backyard of the house, jumped over to the other side which is a bush, breathing like who just escaped death. Unfortunately, I sustained injury while running in the bush. Since the gate of the compound is not high, they jumped over it and gained entry into the compound, but thankfully they couldn't gain access to the house due to burglary after a long while of triaI. Unfortunately for me again, I slept in the bush till this morning.

Now, I learnt robbers operate in the area often. This has further put fear in me. I wouldn't want to be a victim of robbery circumstance because of a job whose salary cannot even meet one's needs.

So I am confused now. Even with the injury, should I go back to the place or not? Presently I don't have anything else doing and I don't have money to sustain myself either. Please what would you advise me?

Note: this happened somewhere in Delta state. I don't want to disclose the location for security reasons.
Nice story all the same but...

SportsRe: Osimhen And Chukwueze Led Praise And Worship During New Players Initiation by PROPHETmichael: 10:09pm On Mar 23, 2023
DodadaKoKigbe:
No be by praise and worship. Team wey good, good. There are atheists team in Europe that will defeat Super Eagles black and blue.

God does not take sides in football.
If God does not take sides in football or any other sports, it means every game will end in a draw.

"The horse is made ready for the day of battle, but victory belongs to the Lord" Proverbs 21:31. Indeed, you can train/pray as much as you like, at the end it is God who decides whom to give victory to.

Selah!
PoliticsRe: Charles Awuzie’s Open Letter To Alex Otti Titled: “NO CONGRATULATIONS” by PROPHETmichael: 9:45pm On Mar 22, 2023
spencekat:
Alex is a popular Abia politician
"As you are all aware, this was my third attempt at contesting for this office, in my quest to implement my long-held vision of rebuilding Abia state as truly God’s own state. At this third attempt, it pleased God to give us victory."

How come his popularity didn't give him the exalted seat b4 now?
PoliticsRe: Charles Awuzie’s Open Letter To Alex Otti Titled: “NO CONGRATULATIONS” by PROPHETmichael: 8:27pm On Mar 22, 2023
So this man didn't find it necessary to thank his party's presidential flagbearer(Peter Obi) on whose influence he romp to victory?
Foreign AffairsRe: This Picture Will Change Your View About Obama by PROPHETmichael: 5:23am On Mar 22, 2023
God1000:
For those of you that think Barack Obama is evil because of his policies and stance on homosexuality, he's a surefooted Christian, a true believer in Christ, he goes to church regularly.


You can see him reading the holy bible

He's a proud Blackman as well, I remember him going to his ancestral homeland keyna as senator and president.
Just negodo...
If this is your reason, then it shows how naive you are and there is no point wasting time on you.
PoliticsRe: Waje Cries Out As Thugs Beat & Chase Voters Away At Her Polling Unit In Lagos by PROPHETmichael: 6:31pm On Mar 18, 2023
lhordspy:
Lol. "Singer" Waje with her last hit in 2010.
13years ago
The only thing you've hit since you were born is puberty.
PoliticsRe: "Stay At Home If You Won’t Vote APC" – MC Oluomo Warns Igbos In Lagos State by PROPHETmichael: 10:54am On Mar 17, 2023
Odewaleadesoye:
VANGUARD[/font]
He said the same thing before the presidential election and the electorates humbled him.

MC noisemaker
ComputersRe: Smart Watch That Couldn't Be Repaired In Toronto Gets Fixed In Computer Village by PROPHETmichael: 8:05pm On Mar 16, 2023
CallmeTrinity:
ashit up blood hungry liar.
You dey UK and yet you don't know there is nothing Apple cant fix? Idiot yet you don't know the difference between a product that's at the end of life and a product that can't be fixed .

Liar
Continue living in your mumu paradise, do have a nice day.
ComputersRe: Smart Watch That Couldn't Be Repaired In Toronto Gets Fixed In Computer Village by PROPHETmichael: 7:10pm On Mar 16, 2023
CallmeTrinity:
YOU ARE STUPID FOR BELIEVING APPLE TRIED TO FIX IT AND COULDN'T


All these mumu people who have never left Nigeria and don't understand the way it works.

Come on get out
Humble yourself, sit down, learn basic English language and stop being a mumu in a public forum like this. I've been living here in London for over 25 years now and I don't need to make noise about it....You na common Italo oooo wey u stay. No be juju be that?
ComputersRe: Smart Watch That Couldn't Be Repaired In Toronto Gets Fixed In Computer Village by PROPHETmichael: 6:33pm On Mar 16, 2023
CallmeTrinity:
Mumu op they didn't mean Apple couldn't fix it what he meant was apple couldn't fix it for free because it was outside warranty

So he got it fixed here in Nigeria at a cheaper rate when you convert the dollar to naira

Edit: To all of you quoting me
You are all so foolish and have never traveled out. Do you know how much it costs to fix an out of warranty gadget abroad ? It's easier to just get a new one .

Apple would charge you the price of the latest watch to fix an old and out of warranty one hence why he didnt reoair it abroad , stupid people can't understand anything.
There is no way on earth Apple cant fix that watch .. it's the price that scared him. Idiots !
I live in Italy and come home to Edo state regularly


Na Ogun go punish Una mama for abusing me
You are a mumu man but you dey call other people mumu, no be juju be that?

The guy said, "My first apple watch got bad and Apple couldn't repair it in Toronto. It passed the warranty period so they couldn’t replace it either."

Two things could've happened when he took it to Apple namely:- (1) Either they fix it or (2) They replace it.

Apple tried to fix it but unfortunately they couldn't fix it and because it passed warranty period, they couldn't replace it either.
FamilyRe: “My Husband Is Gay, I Still Beg Him For Sex – Woman by PROPHETmichael: 3:43pm On Mar 16, 2023
SportsRe: Ronaldo Took The Worst Free-kick Of His Career For Al Nassr Against Al Ittihad by PROPHETmichael: 7:30pm On Mar 13, 2023
FabKidd2000:
Shut up. Many legendary players never even played in the WC and do t give a damn about it. You think with everything Ryan Giggs won in his career he is losing sleep over not playing in the WC? You’re a joke. The level and quality of football played at the WC is Childs play compared to the UCL where the best players in the world play. Many subpar footballers make it to the WC based on playing for a dead country in a weak FIFA confederation. But the UCL; only the best players worthy of signing for a top European team make it there.

So do the math yourself.
Listen you lil kid, winning the Champions League is something to be cherished, but taking home the World Cup will always be the ultimate for players.

Not many players will be saying at the end of their career that it was playing in the group stages of the Champions League against Standard Liege on a Wednesday night was the icing on the cake for them but every player will say playing at the world cup irrespective of who they play against, was the ultimate in their career.

Till date, the greatest regret that players like Ryan Giggs, Alfredo Di Stefano, George Weah,Grorge Best, Eric Cantona, Duncan Edwards, Laszlo Kubala and Valentino Mazzola to mentioned but a few have is the fact that they didn't not play at the world cup.

The world cup is the quickest route to sporting immortality and to becoming a national hero. It is the biggest trophy in football and the biggest tournament; that's why players cry when they are left out of the competition by their coaches either through injuries, technical decisions or their inability to qualify with their national team. This is because they know that they only have mostly, 3 attempts to play at the world cup before they retire.

Winning the Champions League, players hold it for a year while the World Cup, you hold for 4 years. That's how prestigious the world cup.
PoliticsRe: I’m Learning How To Speak Yoruba - Lagos LP Guber Candidate, Gbadebo by PROPHETmichael: 10:06am On Mar 13, 2023
dedonfranco:
Can Everton fc win Champions league.....NO

Can Labour party win Lagos state........NO.
Why do you think Sanwolu is having sleepless night? Usually, Lagos is always the case of Apc vs PDP, why is no one talking about PDP this time around? The only luck Sanwolu have is the fact that INEC moved the election and temper is beginning to calm down.
SportsRe: Ronaldo Took The Worst Free-kick Of His Career For Al Nassr Against Al Ittihad by PROPHETmichael: 9:49am On Mar 13, 2023
Stop making yourself look stupid, the world cup is bigger than UCL and it's the dream of every player to play in the world cup. It’s what every player dreams of and that is to be a world champion.
FabKidd2000:
Hahahahhahahahaha 😅😅😅😅

Look at this Olodo son of a worthless shoe shiner. Shebi you said anyone who says UCL is bigger than WC is an illiterate? Oya come and call the greatest coach in history an illiterate too na. Shebi you know football better than the most successful coach in football? Hahahaha. I laugh at you stupidity. This one is not even illiteracy; it’s pure mental retardation. Like I said you need a psychiatrist fast bro.

Stupid fool said sir Alex has not been associated with high profiles 😅😅😅😅you need Jesus to save you from stupidity walai. no WC coach in history is as globally renowned and respected like sir Alex Ferguson you idiot. You know why he never coached at the WC? Because no country’s FA can afford his massive salary. Only billionaire clubs like Man U and Real Madrid can pay a man like him you fool. So why the fvck will he waste his time coaching the likes of Trinidad & Tobago to the WC? 😅😅😅 daft illiterate like you. Oya go and tell Jose Mourinho to coach Costa Rica because he wants to go to WC na 🤣🤣 or maybe tell Zidane to go and coach Ecuador, let the whole country collapse trying to pay his wages 😅😅😅

Omo ale. Say WC is bigger becuase UCL is done every season 😅😅😅😂😂 Abeg guy don’t make me laugh. drop the phone now. You have been defeated in this argument and you know it. You are just sounding more demented the more you speak now. Go to school. You are a kid that knows nothing about football.
While you are at it, don't forget that yesterday, Casemiro got a Red card which is 7 letter words, on the 7th day of the week and just 7 days after receiving 7-0 from Liverpool.
PoliticsRe: HURIWA Demands Emefiele, Malami’s Arrest Over Naira Redesign Crisis by PROPHETmichael: 8:36am On Mar 13, 2023
In the UK, new notes are released alongside the old notes with instructions as per when the old ones will cease to be a legal tender. Within this period, anytime the old notes reaches the bank, the bank will seize it and also, all ATM will be loaded daily with the new notes. Here in Nigeria, the reverse is the case. Banks keep releasing the old notes back to the general public and at the same time, ATM keeps dispensing the old notes.

Emefiele must be arrested.

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