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PoliticsRe: Nigeria Can Earn Billions From Exporting Faeces, Cockroaches — Prof. Oluwalana by PROPHETmichael: 1:30pm On Jun 26, 2023
Georgejeez:
😂😂😂🤣🤣 You mean the South West will be wasted with Waste
U don see am nowww 😂😂
PoliticsRe: Usman Ododo Says He Is A Married Woman (Video) by PROPHETmichael: 12:11pm On Jun 26, 2023
Dino will defeat this one hands now both on ballot paper and in WWE.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Can Earn Billions From Exporting Faeces, Cockroaches — Prof. Oluwalana by PROPHETmichael: 11:23am On Jun 26, 2023
Honeybadgerxx:
So you mean people over there don't defecates or what? Abi the numbers of people there can give them enough pooh until they import from other countries?
U dey mind am? The population of China is 1.4 billion; If every Chinese decides to poo everyday for seven days and export it to Nigeria (South West to be precise, since thd prof is from there), the whole of south west west will be flooded with thick layers of poo.
Foreign AffairsRe: Ted Cruz Calls On House To Investigate Impeaching Biden Over Hunter Allegations by PROPHETmichael: 9:59am On Jun 25, 2023
It's better to allow Biden to finish his tenure and go than to allow that Jezebel to take over power.
FoodRe: Check How Much My Mother Used To Buy Garri And How Much I'm Buying Now by PROPHETmichael: 1:28pm On Jun 24, 2023
There was never a time garri was cheap in this country because even back then, our mothers were still complaining of high cost of garri in the market.
PoliticsRe: Appeal Court upholds conviction Of Bassey Albert, Vacates Bail, Orders Arrest by PROPHETmichael: 8:18am On Jun 24, 2023
Udom played this guy wayo after promising him the gubernatorial ticket hence, the reason he stayed behind after Akpabio (his boss) moved to APC.
Foreign AffairsRe: UN Adds Russia To ‘list Of Shame’ For Killing Hundreds Of Children In Ukraine by PROPHETmichael: 1:00pm On Jun 23, 2023
Woke organisation that has outlived its usefulness.
PoliticsRe: Tribunal: Hitler Nwala Claims INEC Erased Presidential Election Results by PROPHETmichael: 7:41pm On Jun 22, 2023
To avoid the issue of data being deleted, INEC must use separate BVAS machines for future presidential and governorship elections.
BusinessRe: Introducing Driveinhud: Save Transport Cost When You Share A Ride With Others by PROPHETmichael: 2:20pm On Jun 22, 2023
To build trust among service users, drivers and vehicles verification on your app must pass through security agencies before final approval (THIS IS NIGERIA where good initiatives can easily be hijacked). As it stands, anybody including kidnappers can upload any information and gets approved.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Fuel Subsidy Has Been Removed But My Salary Remain The Same by PROPHETmichael: 11:51am On Jun 20, 2023
This is why corruption will not end anytime soon in Nigeria. How do you expect someone to survive without engaging in some sharp practices in their working environment?
PoliticsRe: Bukola Saraki Reacts To Bulkachuwa's Comment About His Wife by PROPHETmichael: 9:07am On Jun 17, 2023
Peter Odili can equally say the same thing about his wife, justice Mary Odili but he knows how to shut his mouth.
HealthRe: Please Help...blood Still Come On My Anus 2 by PROPHETmichael: 10:33pm On Jun 15, 2023
Jaxx123:
Please help,

After applying many thing and even go to hospital ,bleed still come from my anus as results hemorrhoids (also known as piles)

Please what can I take or use to stop it ...

Please help a brother.

Am tire!
You have low fibre deficiency so Increase your fibre intake by eating food with high fibre and watch the blood/hemorrhoids disappear.
TravelRe: What Is Really Wrong With Us Ooo?- Nigerian Man Asks Aba Residents by PROPHETmichael: 1:14pm On Jun 14, 2023
Solution: Make a law that if any refuse is found within a street (outside the designated area), those living in that street will pay for it whether you're responsible for it or not. Implement this system and watch how clean the street will be/everyone becoming cctv in their respective street.
PoliticsRe: Emir Of Kano Dr. Aminu Visits Former President Buhari In Daura (Photos) by PROPHETmichael: 10:52am On Jun 14, 2023
This man too like power haba! him still dey keep naija flag next to his chair grin
CelebritiesRe: Kanye West Had Sushi Served On A Naked Woman At His 46th Birthday Party by PROPHETmichael: 6:05pm On Jun 12, 2023
If it was a white person doing this to a black person now, the world will be screaming racist.
PoliticsRe: Give An Explanation To This Cartoon Illustration (Picture) by PROPHETmichael: 12:38pm On Jun 12, 2023
They should've stuff some dollars in the babanriga.
CelebritiesRe: Pretty Mike Of Lagos Grand Entrance At Real Warri Pikin's Wedding by PROPHETmichael: 11:31pm On Jun 11, 2023
If you're ever in doubt about the camouflaging effect of Mentally health, take a look at this patient.
CelebritiesRe: Moment Burna Boy Gifted Thierry Henry His Chain At The UCL Final by PROPHETmichael: 3:48pm On Jun 11, 2023
ECASH120:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILrg6lQvUIA
Bloggers SMH why did you cut the part that he took it back from him?
Foreign AffairsRe: France Warns Iran On Drone Deliveries To Russia by PROPHETmichael: 9:56pm On Jun 10, 2023
YinkaOlusesi16:
We never pray for world war 3
Unfortunately, it will happen but fear not for the Lord God will use the war to shake/bring nations to its knees.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City vs Inter Milan (1 - 0) On 10th June 2023 by PROPHETmichael: 1:57pm On Jun 10, 2023
Congrats City for repeating what happened against Madrid

Let he that have wisdom decode
Foreign AffairsRe: Syrian Refugee Stabs Four Children In French Town (Warning: Graphic Content) by PROPHETmichael: 11:01am On Jun 09, 2023
Emu4life:
John 8:40

But now ye seeketh to kill me, a man that hath told
you the truth, which I heard from God: this did not
Abraham.


Jesus is a Prophet and Messenger of God
Ofcourse, he's a teacher, a pastor, an evangelist, a prophet and an apostle. He ran these 5 fold Ministries while on earth. So yes, when you Muslims say he's a prophet/messenger, you're technically correct.
Foreign AffairsRe: Syrian Refugee Stabs Four Children In French Town (Warning: Graphic Content) by PROPHETmichael: 12:37am On Jun 09, 2023
Emu4life:
Jesus Christ never called himself God, stop putting word in his mouth otherwise you be roasted in Hell.
So who is Jesus Christ?
Christianity EtcRe: Pat Robertson Dies At 93 by PROPHETmichael: 7:27pm On Jun 08, 2023
Saints don't die, they just sleep in the Lord.

Congratulations general for the crown of righteousness being given to you.
FamilyRe: Can I Survive In Akwa Ibom With 1M Account Balance At 22? by PROPHETmichael: 6:19pm On Jun 07, 2023
yolada:
Nairalanders please help advice me, this is a matter of life and death I don't want to waste this money cry
Let me just go straight to the point

So I have exactly 1 million naira in my bank account and I'll be 22 by 27th of this month (this is not a flex on anybody please)
I don't currently have a job, I live in Lagos and with my parents. But a lot of things happening here and I feel like if I don't leave soon, I might just die.

I plan to move to Akwa Ibom state to go and start a new life on my own even though I haven't been there before. I have never smoked a cigarette in my life, I don't smoke. I'm still a virgin, never had sex in my entire life,I don't womanise, I have Zero friends.

So my plan is to move to the state, secure a cheap accommodation like a single room self contain that should not cost anything more than 100-120k a year. After I secure accommodation, I plan on searching for a job that can at least pay the bills. And probably set up a POS business with some of the money that someone else can be running for me. I don't eat too much and I know how to cook.

Now my question is this. Will I be able to survive for some time in the state with that amount of money pending till I get a job?
And how much is the average rent for a single room self contain in akwa Ibom?

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Disguy justwise lalasticlala - Please for the love of God cry
PM
CrimeRe: Moment Palmpay Agents Arrested Debtor At Eatery After Tracking Him (Video) by PROPHETmichael:
Someone cannot eat again in peace grin
PoliticsRe: Attend Tribunal To Show Support For Atiku, Dino Melaye Tells Makinde(Pics,Video) by PROPHETmichael: 5:27am On Jun 05, 2023
2023 election was PDP's biggest chance to take over power but Atiku allowed Dino and Dele Momodu to deceived him that he can win election without the G5.
Foreign AffairsRe: Joe Biden Falls On Stage At U.S Air Force Academy Graduation Ceremony (Video) by PROPHETmichael: 10:54pm On Jun 01, 2023
This signifies the fall of America
PoliticsRe: Throwback Photo Of Kashim Shettima And His Wife Nana In The Late 90s by PROPHETmichael: 2:00pm On May 31, 2023
He was already a big boy then. If you use today's camera to take that same picture, it will show in high definition his true riches.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Does God Allow Evil People To Prosper And Good People To Suffer by PROPHETmichael: 6:19pm On May 29, 2023
Mikel99:
Today's world is full of all kinds of evil. Evil people do evil without facing any consequences whatsoever. They also ask for God's mercy which He dispenses almost instantly on them. Some even ask for more blessings, they are given. Good people ask for God's favour and mercy, they are delayed and sometimes not given. As it is , I don't think this is just and fair. Good people should get what they deserve and bad people should have their portion too. It looks as if God is indifferent or does not care about us one bit. If He truly does as He says in His Books, there's no ways He will sit down idly on His Throne and do nothing about the evil occuring every day in the world.
Tell me, what is God's justice all about?
The Bible says good people makes foolish decisions and then turn round to blame God. Jesus himself went further to confirm it when he said that, "the children of this world are in their generation wiser than the children of light".
SportsRe: Luton Will Need To Spend $10M To Bring Their Kenilworth Rd Up To PL Standards by PROPHETmichael: 6:03pm On May 29, 2023
Happening live now as I'm currently there

PoliticsRe: SERAP To Tinubu, Shettima: Emulate Yar'Adua not Buhari, publish your assets by PROPHETmichael: 2:20pm On May 28, 2023
Tell them to keep quite. Simply because Tinubu is a southerner, una wan get mouth now..yeye dey smell.

Note: I'm not a fan of Tinubu.
RomanceRe: Help! I Saw My Pastor In A Dating App On by PROPHETmichael: 11:18am On May 27, 2023
DCmaverick:
I was going through a dating app looking for girls around me to hookup with, all of a sudden i saw my pastor there. I jus couldn't believe it cus he is a man of God and he is happily married . So i dnt knw what he is doing there or is he preaching the gospel to all those unbelievers therehuh
What's if someone is using his picture or he joined the app long b4 he got married and didn't bother deleting his profile?

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