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Common rescue operation ooo and they want to go to war SMH

Poor guy, he doesn't even know that the son is not his 😂😂

Would they have voiced it out if Ian Wright had not done so? Tell them to gettat

Moreover, FIFA made it clear that they will pay directly to the players.

Serendipity2023:
Is there any scientific reason why I have diarrhoea ("purging" each time I eat Nkwobi, Isi ewu or Abacha?

Is it the potash or pepper?

Oga enjoy your Isi ewu and drink andrew liver salt later. Your stomach must adjust to your taste and not the other way round.

God punish the devil.

Almiron:
I don’t know the appropriate section to post this, so I decided to drop it here. I saw the image and caption on Twitter.


As a professional driver, what would you do if this was the only way to your destination?

Me: I will reverse asap, go and look for a hotel nearby to pass the night. Life is so precious, what if they pop out from the bush with Ak-47 riffles. A lot can go wrong. The only option for me is to reverse and never look back. Eni ori yo odi le, Ire ooo

This is why to be among presidential pilot or top VIP escorts, you must pass the two wheels stunt.


https://youtube.com/shorts/K7TUU_YSsPk?feature=share

WIKE is coming for you.

Atleast, Buhari's mansions and other investments as well as stolen billions will be wipe out.

So let the war begin.

If the senators were patriotic, before each sitting, the national anthem should be played before they take their seats.

humberjade:
We can't play against England like we've done so far in this tourney, we go collect at least 3 goals. They are the European Champions, although they have not hit top gear in this tourney...I pray make dem no use us catch form.😅

Russo, James and Kelly, those ladies are 🔥🔥🔥

England are not necessarily playing well themselves, they've been struggling to score goals. So expect a boring game

Yet, IGP is planning to withdraw personels from VIPs.

odduduwa:
What's going on

They are fighting for their pockets coz of daily allowance for the boys from Emefiele.

It is a stolen phone, and the company know who you are, where you lived and your different activities with the phone. If the organization decides to pursue you now, the Nigerian police will parade you before the first week of the next month.

Destined2win:
So what will be the Lady's punishment?

You can't just accuse someone of rape, and when it's proven that it was a lie, you go Scot free. Nahhh

The fact that you are exonerated doesn't necessarily imply that it didn't happen, and the fact that you are found guilty doesn't necessarily mean it actually occurred. It simply indicates that you had a competent lawyer representing you.

Hence, the reason that lady and many others usually go scot free.

Hafinn06:
Just took my time to listen to this Dbull guy and the guy was damn amazing, am now confused as to why people always criticizing him here on Nairaland omo


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnKbGUIe--c

You are building from the wrong platform. Nairaland is not a platform to blow musically, move to a much wider platforms like instagram, tiktok.

Making it as an upcoming rapper requires a combination of talent, hard work, dedication, and effective promotion. Here are some steps to help you get started on your journey:

Develop your skills: Hone your rap skills by practicing regularly. Write lyrics, work on your flow, and experiment with different styles and techniques. Study the work of successful rappers to learn from their approach.

Define your style and brand: Find your unique voice and style as a rapper. Develop a personal brand that reflects your personality and music. Having a distinct image and identity will help you stand out in a crowded industry.

Create quality music: Focus on producing high-quality music that resonates with your target audience. Invest in good production, mixing, and mastering. Collaborate with talented producers to enhance the quality of your tracks.

Build a strong online presence: Establish your presence on social media platforms like Instagram, Twitter, YouTube, and SoundCloud. Share your music, behind-the-scenes content, and engage with your followers. Consistency is key, so regularly release new music and interact with your audience.

Network and collaborate: Connect with other artists, producers, and industry professionals in the rap community. Attend local events, open mic nights, and music conferences to meet like-minded individuals and build relationships. Collaborating with other artists can help expand your fanbase and create opportunities for exposure.

Perform live: Start performing at local venues, open mics, and showcases to gain experience and build a following. Engage with the crowd, deliver an energetic performance, and leave a lasting impression. As you gain more recognition, aim for bigger gigs and music festivals.



Utilize online platforms: Upload your music to streaming platforms such as Spotify, Apple Music, and SoundCloud. Build playlists, promote your music on relevant blogs and websites, and submit your songs to independent radio stations. Utilize online music communities to share your music and connect with potential fans.

Create visual content: In today's multimedia landscape, visuals are crucial. Invest in music videos or lyric videos to accompany your tracks. Eye-catching visuals can help generate more interest and increase your chances of being discovered.

Collaborate with influencers: Identify influencers or popular YouTubers or most especially instagram who align with your style and target audience. Collaborate with them to feature your music in their content or create unique promotional campaigns. Influencer marketing can help expose your music to a wider audience.
Engage with your fans: Show appreciation for your fans by responding to comments, messages, and direct interactions. Organize contests, giveaways, or exclusive content for your dedicated followers. Building a strong and loyal fanbase is essential for long-term success. Instagram, Facebook and tiktok are perfect for this.

Remember, the music industry is highly competitive, so perseverance and resilience are crucial. Stay focused, continue improving your craft, and adapt to the ever-changing landscape. With dedication and a strong work ethic, you can increase your chances of making it as an upcoming rapper.

Afrobeat is currently in the era of singing not rapping, so sing more (it doesn't have to make sense but just have a good beats to go with it) and less rapping.

Putting will send his double body to represent him.

Someone calling himself "Killerboy" should have been a clear indication of his character, yet you proceeded to date him. SMH, at least he gave you a clue.

Cloudflare:
You Tinubu supporters have been in severe pains ever since the election tribunal gave a hint that the drug lord will be booted out. I understand your frustration here. Keep wailing

Have a nice day kiddo, I thought I was dealing with literate not knowing I'm wasting my time with a stark illiterate.

Cloudflare:
That's the constitutional Law dude. A candidate MUST secure 25% in the federal Territory. Dude it's a must!

I'm for Peter Obi but stop confusing yourself because the constitution is very clear.

"A candidate for an election to the office of President shall be deemed to have been duly elected where, there being more than two candidates for the election, he has the highest number of votes cast at the election; and must have nothing less than one-quarter of the votes cast at the election in each of at least two-thirds of all the States in the Federation and the Federal Capital Territory (FCT), Abuja.”


Let me make this simple for you, It's like asking how many states are in Nigeria? The answer usually goes this way, there are 36 states in Nigeria and a federal capital territory.

A candidate is not required to obtain at least 25% of the votes in Abuja to be declared the winner. According to Section 134 (2) of the CFRN 1999, a candidate for the presidency must have the highest number of votes overall and must receive a minimum of 25% of the votes in at least two-thirds of all the states in Nigeria, including the Federal Capital Territory (FCT), Abuja.

This means that if a candidate achieves at least 25% of the votes in each of 25 states out of the total 37 states (including Abuja), they would fulfill the constitutional requirement, regardless of whether they obtain 25% of the votes specifically in Abuja.

Therefore, a candidate who secures the highest number of votes and at least 25% of the votes in 25 states does not need to meet the 25% threshold in the FCT Abuja in order to be declared the winner.

So therefore, No Abuja Votes Required.

They will start using military personnel then. 🤣 moreover, we've heard this song before; so therefore, the IGP is just a noise maker.

Pastor Jamal Bryant said Jesus was out of order 85% of his life..! Link below👇🏽👇🏽

https://www.facebook.com/reel/579583390920266?s=yWDuG2&fs=e

In another unrelated video, he went to a LGBT church and apologised to them


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPPzEwufaKo&feature=share&fbclid=IwAR0n6-tsTgk4WreXH6TkpgxVOkunClwiLWPluCpS4jrPLtLkfqdCGMD0Xd0


Once again, we find ourselves witnessing another instance where a well-known pastor, Jamal Bryant, has expressed questionable beliefs. He made statements such as "Jesus was out of order for 85% of his life" and "Jesus was anointed, chosen, but mistaken."

Regardless of the context in which these remarks were made, they immediately discouraged me.

My concern goes out to those who may encounter these false statements without possessing a solid understanding of biblical doctrine. Such pronouncements can create confusion among those who are familiar with the teachings of the Bible and may inadvertently propagate erroneous beliefs.

As believers, it is our responsibility to oppose false doctrine and publicly address those who propagate it. Take your stance firmly rooted in the power of His Word and His strength.

You are building from the wrong platform, move to a much wider platforms like instagram, tiktok.

Making it as an upcoming rapper requires a combination of talent, hard work, dedication, and effective promotion. Here are some steps to help you get started on your journey:

Develop your skills: Hone your rap skills by practicing regularly. Write lyrics, work on your flow, and experiment with different styles and techniques. Study the work of successful rappers to learn from their approach.

Define your style and brand: Find your unique voice and style as a rapper. Develop a personal brand that reflects your personality and music. Having a distinct image and identity will help you stand out in a crowded industry.

Create quality music: Focus on producing high-quality music that resonates with your target audience. Invest in good production, mixing, and mastering. Collaborate with talented producers to enhance the quality of your tracks.

Build a strong online presence: Establish your presence on social media platforms like Instagram, Twitter, YouTube, and SoundCloud. Share your music, behind-the-scenes content, and engage with your followers. Consistency is key, so regularly release new music and interact with your audience.

Network and collaborate: Connect with other artists, producers, and industry professionals in the rap community. Attend local events, open mic nights, and music conferences to meet like-minded individuals and build relationships. Collaborating with other artists can help expand your fanbase and create opportunities for exposure.

Perform live: Start performing at local venues, open mics, and showcases to gain experience and build a following. Engage with the crowd, deliver an energetic performance, and leave a lasting impression. As you gain more recognition, aim for bigger gigs and music festivals.



Utilize online platforms: Upload your music to streaming platforms such as Spotify, Apple Music, and SoundCloud. Build playlists, promote your music on relevant blogs and websites, and submit your songs to independent radio stations. Utilize online music communities to share your music and connect with potential fans.

Create visual content: In today's multimedia landscape, visuals are crucial. Invest in music videos or lyric videos to accompany your tracks. Eye-catching visuals can help generate more interest and increase your chances of being discovered.

Collaborate with influencers: Identify influencers or popular YouTubers or most especially instagram who align with your style and target audience. Collaborate with them to feature your music in their content or create unique promotional campaigns. Influencer marketing can help expose your music to a wider audience.
Engage with your fans: Show appreciation for your fans by responding to comments, messages, and direct interactions. Organize contests, giveaways, or exclusive content for your dedicated followers. Building a strong and loyal fanbase is essential for long-term success. Instagram, Facebook and tiktok are perfect for this.

Remember, the music industry is highly competitive, so perseverance and resilience are crucial. Stay focused, continue improving your craft, and adapt to the ever-changing landscape. With dedication and a strong work ethic, you can increase your chances of making it as an upcoming rapper.

Having said all that, masturbation have the capacity to drive away good things from you especially, if your village people are interested in your matter; so it is better you stay off it.

Emekaphilip360:
Is Nigeria the hell they are talking about ? Nigeria is like hell on earth. Because you can’t suffer in Nigeria and still go to the real hell. If you have money in this country, you don’t know what God has done for you.

People are just suffering and smiling. I won’t lie it’s affecting my business as well but i thank God. This fuel subsidy removal is really affecting lot of people around my area. People can’t afford 3 square meal anymore. Please check on the less privileged and render any help you can to them.

Look at it from another angle, imagine what the actual hell will feel like? So therefore,"Let the wicked forsake his way, and the evil man his thoughts: and let him return unto the Lord, and he will have mercy upon him; and to our God, for he will abundantly pardon." Isaiah 55:7

Fear Nigerians! Very wicked set of people.

Racoon:
Any arrest, charge, prosecution and conviction of Godwin Emefiele without involving former president Buhari that solely appointed him to do all the dirty business over 8 years is just a charade and facade.

This will most obviously be another sensational media propaganda frenzy trial and whirlwind chase. They sat as a party watched Emefiele grossly abused his office using public funds to purchase APC presidential primary form without doing anything then suddenly turned around to shout corruption? Them dey ment.

Meanwhile why is the DSS yet to arrest Mahamod Yakubu to face investigation and criminal trial for financial and electoral criminality? Fingers crossed!

The case will die naturally because by the time they get to court, all Emefiele need to do is to say he acted based on orders from above. We all know the idiots will never invite/arrest Buhari.

APCNig:
The main job of the Legislooters is to supervise the executive, these useless ones never ever do that

Exactly and the day they choose to wake up to their responsibilities, the president will sit up.

advanceDNA:
Who will approve salary nd allowances of the judiciary...?? Is it not the executive and the law makers?? Thats is the loop hole the executives and law makers are exploiting.....The 3 are all interwoven

.. the executive has successfully plunged the nation into poverty making it easy to control few pple that can resist their excesses with bribe......

Nigerians are just very unfortunate to have a 3 arm of goverment thats in bed with each other against the massess.....

Nigeria can never be great..I am not pessimist

...i am just stating facts....and the fact is the operation of the system of goverment of nigeria is seamlesly rigged against the masses.

All the points you mentioned are correct. However, if we were to practice true democracy, whereby the essence of the three arms of government is to provide checks and balances, none of the facts you mentioned would exist. This is because the purpose of the legislative branch is not only to make laws but also to monitor and restrain executive misconducts/rascalities.
So when the Senate's and house of reps are ready, that's when you will witness the beauty of democracy until then...