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What a fool...You sent money to a pastor as seed for "opening your eyes" through his message with intentions of using him to launch your dead music career and more importantly, so that he can notice you but as God would have it, you were ignored so that your true intention can be exposed in due season.

What a fool and a big thief.

Radamelt:
I lost interest in Christainity the moment i saw this nonsense. That's Blasphemous, I've already turned a Muslim after over 6years of irritations. Don't just jump out of the religion. Try to read the bible and follow the history of the bible.

Christianity doesn't need people like you.

powerfulguy:
BREAKING: Ngige withdraws from presidential race to retain ministerial seat

Read the Full Statement Below:



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=367657945395350&id=100064534426548

Wise man from the East

Jonathan is a fool and he can never win presidential election in this country again.

Should APC mistakenly put him as its flagbearer, that's an advantage to PDP.

Mumu ministers playing into the hands of Buhari who wants to loot the national treasury as he did in his first 6 months of presidency.

Yes, God put you there for such a time like this as it was in the days of Esther but when you got in, unlike Esther who stood up for God's people, you completely failed the assignment.

BlazinGlory40:
Come out openly and say you are supporting a northerner for president

I'm neither for the South or North, I'm for good governance. How did it helped Nigeria when OBJ and GeJ was in power? How's Nigeria doing under Buhari? All failures....

The next president is a northerner and in 2027, an Igbo man who will be the VP to the next president will be on throne.

Money wasted! A muslim northerner will be Nigeria's next president.

I've said this even before aspirants started making their intentions known.

Another Jumoke the bread seller loading

flemsy15:
The doctor that declared her dead should come and answer.
If not because of the error, they would have placed her in an ICU from the onset and maybe she would have survived. The conditions (both airflow and temperature) in a coffin are not favourable for someone battling for his/her life.

RIP to her

Modified: For those saying Muslims bury their dead on the day of death, remember Christians deposit their dead in the mortuary almost immediately too. No miracle can make an embalmed body come back to life.

Lazarus just laughed at this modified comment because he was embalmed and rotten for 4 days in the grave.

Islie:
https://tribuneonlineng.com/buharis-ministers-others-miss-apc-resignation-deadlines/

That's a sign that they don't even believe in their own chances of winning the presidential ticket.

hammermcc:
No Nigerian city looks like this 3d rendering. not even Abuja or Onitsha with it's 4 story buildings. Only Onitsha and maybe Aba comes close though, but not quite. Most Nigerian cities are actually towns, not real cities. in this modern times , highrise structures define cityscapes.
In recent times there's been a lot of focus on roads in Nigeria, albeit we still haven't mastered building roads with drainage and sidewalks. Even so , I think attention should also be given to buildings.


In order to achieve this , all Nigerian cities need new city plan. many structures would have to demolished to erect highrise apartments. It may not have to occur all at once, it could be within a period of time , as long as the blue print is followed by successive governments

Bearing in mind that such buildings require constant power supply because of elevator, where is the constant power supply that occupants and visitors to such building will be using in terms of accessing their destination?

Do you expect Nigerians to be climbing stairs to a 24 or more storey building? What about pregnant women? Those on wheelchair and clutches?

Are the fire service personnel well trained and equipped to manage fire disaster in such building? How are they managing the ones we have now?

Until Nigeria gets it right in the power sector, nothing will work in Nigeria.

I doubt the governor was meant to be in this meeting because if he was, advance security set-up would have been put in place and in some strategic locations ahead of the governor's arrival.

In that last picture, is that "pastor" tobi adegboyega?

Even with that, it was expensive then and only the elites can afford it.

Elon Musk needs to understand that even after buying Twitter, Google Inc and Apple Inc can decide to frustrate him by not granting him access to their operating system.

So while he's at it, he should trade carefully because the cabals are watching him.

Truvelisback:
Why not give the house out for rentage?

Who will rent a house with a grave inside?

Kelechi20007:
I recently got admission in a university in uk for my Masters. The challenge I have is that I can't fund it. The only way to to do so is by selling my mom house.

I'm her only child and another difficult challenge is that she was buried in the yard of the house 5 years ago.

I don't have a good job, I have been teaching in a private for a long time, I need a better future for myself, I'm seeing a chance here for a better life by furthering my education in uk.

It's a difficult decision for me selling the house with her grave in it. Please guys put yourself in my shoes, what will you do in this kind of situation?

First of all, you need to understand that life in the UK is not what you see on tv, it's tough and if you don't have someone on ground to show you the way, it will be depressing and suicidal for you. You will need money to survive atleast the first 6 months of your stay before your eyes start opening.

Send me a PM let's talk further.

Says a lady whose husband have no regards for women.

Gentleman900000:
Good evening, my wife went to work yesterday and i was at home because it was my off day at work. She came back late and i suspected that she went somewhere but didn't confront her.

Few months back, i was going through her phone and saw she had some dirty chats with her ex and that one was saying he should find time for him. I confronted her when i saw this and she apologized that such will never happen again.

Today, we were both laying next to each other in bed and she said she have a confession to make. She said she went out to the cinema with a friend of hers. She even took a cloth along with her when she was going without informing me. She said she changed her clothes at her friend's place. I asked her that if anything happen to her at the so called friend's house that she went to without informing me, who will they call? She said she's not a kid that i should stop saying such thing. She's here apologizing again and i don't know if i should forgive her or not.

Send me a PM and ill tell you what to do.

Nigeria and most importantly, the sourtherners missed a chance to be liberated.

Where una dey see this money? If I try this kind mistake, it will tell me "insufficient balance"

May we not read this year, A nairalander who posted, "What’s The Name Of This Bird I Found Dead At My Doorstep?" is dead.

N800 Billion got burnt beyond recognition...Election money is sure.

Pray4meJC:
For privacy reasons, I'm an old nairaland member.

About 22 / 23 years ago, a classmate in secondary school lured us into the act of masturbation. Few days later, I started practicing the act and eventually ejaculated after tough stimulation lasting almost two hours. It got to a point I was almost getting addicted doing the unclean act.

Thereafter I graduated to pornography when internet was just starting in Nigeria.
I went further to committing adultery and fornication in the heart rather than with the body by peeping on girls and women having their bathe all to fulfill my lustful eyes. I even watched couple have sex by peeping.

Even though I have stopped and repented from these like 12 years back, I still find myself struggling with other bigger problems called wet dreams, unusual erections and wormlike vibrations in my body and sometimes body freezing at night for 30 seconds to 1 minute.

These wet dreams occurred 2 - 3 times in a week and repeat same in like manner every week compulsorily throughout the year and go on and on the following year. I have gone for several dry fasting and prayer deliverance to no avail.

I don't see myself having sex in the dream when these wet dreams occurred. Sometimes, when the wet dream is about happening I'm conscious and try screaming the name or blood of Jesus but it seems am just very powerless and before I know it, semen has spilled out and I will remain like that. Sleep is distorted and all efforts to sleep is impossible.

Sometimes, when I go to bed early by 8PM and I get caught up by wet dreams by 9:30PM, it means sleep for that night is gone completely. I sleep maximum 2 hours daily because this stuff has messed my mind and life up.

Whenever I lie down to sleep, different uninvited thoughts start forcing themselves on my brain both those that happened today and the ones of years ago. I always try deflecting them by replacing them with bible quote or singing praise to God in my head.

I woke up since 2:30 am today with a wet burser soaked in semen and started typing this because I couldn't no longer sleep. Afternoon sleep is very impossible for me as it has never worked for even 1 minute

I'm greatly troubled and worried because I read my bible and pray before going to bed. I dream about my former schools etc.

As I speak, this stuff has rendered me financially devastated with millions in debt. Could not obtain university admission 19 years ago, brain can't simulate, not married, no kids. Very recently this year my health (details withheld due to family members who might find this posts) is suffering as I can't do anything to earn a living as I easily sored tired in the heart.

PS: At night, every day for all these years, uncontrollable strong erections will suddenly start building up whether I put up underwear or not and I think this is more than the 'morning erections ' science talks about. This is pure spiritual manipulation for me. Same thing happens when I get close to some females whether matured or underage, stupid uncontrollable strong erections suddenly pop up without any sexual thoughts whatsoever to these innocent females. Unfortunately, these arousal is also a problem because it inhibits low self esteem, shame and quick withdrawal from whatever discuss I'm having to avoid the bulge being noticed.

Lastly, a year before I got myself ensnared in all these evil activities, I was already developing memory loss and a single headache that almost took my life prior to all these. The headache can be best described as "sawchain and hammer " tearing the skull to pieces and lasted for hours and resistance to drugs. That was the first and last time I experienced such and any other for that matter.

Where do I go from here? Depression is real when solutions are being defiled.

You need deliverance and more importantly, be in a prophetic ministry.

Send me a PM

No wonder Natasha Akpoti left the party for PDP.

The real Buhari's failure and corruption will be told when he's out of office.

So what's special in this? Can't you see the account is their pidgin page and it's run by a Nigerian? Same way they have french page, German page etc

emmanuellex:
Hi guys. Please I need your advice.
About 3 years ago I found out she was in my friends house while she told me she was going back to her family after visiting me in my school.

I hacked into her WhatsApp messages due to my suspicions with how she often keeps her phone from me and I saw the chat between she and my friend telling him that she missed her period.

I love her so much and I decided to let go due to her statement about what she did was because I also cheated on her with a friend of hers. There was no evidence that I ever did such.

Everything was going fine until this year 2022 when I discovered she’s doing thesame with another guy.

Please I need your advice.

Your mumu never do...spit on the thread and walk away.

The man of God, Prophet Abodunrin failed to understand that BEFORE YOU CAN STOP THE MOUTHS OF LIONS, as did Daniel, you must first reach a deep level of purity of life! As the prophet himself insisted, "My God hath sent His angel, and hath shut the lions' mouths, that they have not hurt me: forasmuch as before Him innocency was found in me" (Daniel 6:22).


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Your foolishness on Obama is beyond man's redemption.

God1000:
For those of you that think Barack Obama is evil because of his policies and stance on homosexuality, he's a surefooted Christian, a true believer in Christ, he goes to church regularly.


You can see him reading the holy bible

He's a proud Blackman as well, I remember him going to his ancestral homeland keyna as senator and president.

Just imagine smh

Bottom line is you have a soft spot for her (perhaps , you've been checking her backside) and she knows it; that's why she has the audacity to tell you (the boss), to leave the shop.

I see her telling you oga I'm pregnant.
I see her become the madam of the house.