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iPhoneRepairer:
Buhari that doesn't know what he is doing. Is that one a president
In fact anytime i hear buhari i suddenly start feeling sad

So you’re going to be really sad for the next 4 years.

vickyhow:
Speak 4 urself Mr Man ! ! !
He will undoubtedly make a good Leader than Buhril !

I’m sorry, are you saying this based on his past record as Vice-President?

Premiercare:
3. EU blue card 33 months plus German language B.
How does this relate to no 3

When you got a job related to your course of study, you’re entitled to the EU blue card, which means you can work and live anyway in EU. After spending like 2-3 years successfully on EU, you can apply for pr. It’s even faster, if you study a stem course, like Engineering, IT, Nursing... and all that...

prettytasha:
Hello everyone , I'm new on this thread and I have a few questions .

1. Is there any public universities that accept 2.2 graduates ?

2. Does Germany allow students to stay back and work after studying ?.

3. Is there any program similar to Canada immigration that allows for citizenship after staying for a number of years.

4. And lastly I heard getting a house to rent is quite difficult in Germany . How true is that ?

Thanks for your time guys

1. Yes
2. Yes(18 months to look for job after graduation)
3. Yes(Permanent Residence, after being on temporary for 5 years)
4. Yes

CruiseControl:
Bro, My post was not meant to appease you or even be hypocritical. I stated my feelings as I said it and you have no right to judge me. For you to say I can't sit with dirt and complain of flies shows that hopeless mentality of being a Nigerian I talk about. Who are you to tell me who I sit with? Do you know my circle of friends? Can you predict human character till they hit you?

If our hopeless country was any better and had good human beings, why is everybody investing millions to japa?

Let me tell you, I better be in the midst of honest people that hate me than be in the midst of hopelessly dishonest people that love me. Fact. At least, I know they hate me and I will be careful. Than stay stay in the midst of those that claim they love me and use dishonesty to riddle me with bullets.

FYI, I raise hands to God and say that I have not negotiated for an offline. Its not even safe because you can be killed. We have seen stories of drivers killed always. Negotiating for an offline is That that same stuppid criminal mindset am talking about. What criminal man will get a request, cancel it and negotiate offline if not someone from Nigeria? Because they do it to cut Uber off fro the deal. Every points you raised supports my arguments albeit indirectly.

Nigeria is messed up with messed up people and you know it. Yes. Messed up people are every where including Germany. But the difference is the number of messed up people. The ratio of criminals in Nigeria far ourweighs the ratio of sane minds.

Nigeria is a jungle and a toilet.

Need I tell you one day I was on a trip and Sars people stopped me with two young boys. They accused them of being Yahoo Yahoo which is albeit a blatant lie. They told them to transfer 280k which they saw in there accounts. When they refused and it became heated up, one of the Sars men cocked his gun and right my front, fired one of them in his legs. There was blood every where. I was shouting the blood of Jesus. They said they would kill me too and tag me a driver transporting criminals to go and rob! If not for grace of God, I would have been dead. You reading this will read something stuppid on Instablog9ja the next day and praise Sars for arresting armed robbers!!! Can this happen anywhere apart from Nigeria?

Nigeria is one huge toilet.

Go to your international airport. You do know that due to the nature of my job, I frequent there almost daily. Everywhere is a huge mess. From the entrance to the exit, bribery and corruption everywhere. Its only in a huge toilet of a nation will you see THE ARMY, THE POLICE, THE CUSTOMS, THE IMMIGRATION, THE CIVIL DEFENCE, THE DSS, THE SSS, THE IRT, SARS ETC ALL IN ONE AIRPORT. IS THE AIRPORT A WAR ZONE? Have you not noticed the stuppid thing most of them do at that airport which is begging everybody money? Where does it happen in Europe? Do you know why all of them are there? FOR MONEY! FROM DRUG DEALERS, HUMAN TRAFFICKERS, PROSTITUTION CARTELS, ARM DEALERS, ETC

Let me inform all you first time travellers that you should be ready to face harassment from immigration. You must put something inside your passport! I have never been to Germany but I have been outside this country before.

Let me categorically say that You Sir are the problem of this hopeless nation. You tactly avoided the part where I said that I was charged 48k to collect my original cert? You avoided the part where I said I was feeding whole families but your stuppid opinion is that I shoulfd have installed CCTV from onset abi? If we had decent human beings, while will anybody stack food in coolers to take home? If not for decency sir, I would have called you a mad man.

If you are expecting me to paint Nigeria in good light whereas terrible things are happening here, then you SIR ARE A DEMON. Dont blind shade me again with things that are happening in Germany too. I have never been there and I can only talk about where I have been to.

Peace.

N.B

I don't need "saintly" Germans to rate me. Heck no, I don't even need there approval. All I ever wanted in my life was a level playing ground which your hopelessly hopeless country refused to offer me. All I needed was justice. Bro, my degree in Ghana is a first class and my degree from Nigeria is a second class upper with a 4.3 GP. Do yoy want me to cover my name and upload my certificate?

I have friends in Germany who have good jobs with plum salaries. In Nigeria here, iddiots are offered jobs while the bright minds are leftto decay. Las Las, they migrate to Canada or Germany which offers them immediate succour. Thats why your stuppid country suffers brain and mental drain.

I beat my chest and tell you that even if Germany does not work out, I will migrate immediately to another European country. I have set skills and I know I will be highly useful and sought after one day.

Post like this is what makes SA to believe Nigerians are shit... OP, you have a big prob...

jimyjames:
Haven't you heard of presidents been attacked and killed? The president of America John. F. Kennedy was shot and killed

That’s intelligently planned assassination... Not just some set of individuals trying to beat up a president. If Buhari is to visit Germany, Japan or any goddamn country... wherever is going to be, the host country and the Nigerian Government would ensure a very tight high intelligence security.

KidsNEXTdoor:
People like you are the reason Nigeria will never progress....

instead of holding your irresponsible leaders accountable and forcing them to sit their asss down and work...

But this is here we are... Continue

Only a retard will think you can actually attack a president... lol

Madlov3:
Over time, I have noticed that Nigerians abroad will always want to discourage other people from traveling.
Anytime you tell them your plans of traveling,they will start giving you long epistles.
If indeed there are no green pastures abroad, why not come back to Nigeria? Please come back and rebuild the country.
For me i think it’s black man’s mentality. An average china man that travels to America and makes it will ensure at least all his town people who are Intrested in coming over get settled abroad. Little wonder why you have China towns in most developed countries.
Same with the Indians.

The reason I guess is, most people think when you travel abroad, you’ll immediately started having things easy... the truth is, it takes an average of 1-2 years for most people to find their feet...and it may even take longer for others, and it’s usually very extreme hard times... If you asked anyone going through that phase you wanted to travel down, they are likely going to discourage you.

Secondly, some people are showing off fake lives on social media... and they know you coming to them will be “casting”. This is why you’d notice, that uncle that promised to come pick you at the the Airport never showed up or reachable. And some people are always believing you’re going to be a burden to them during your first few months and they are actually finding it difficult themselves.

And finally, if the person sense you don’t have clear plans and goals to succeed in your new location(You just want to leave Nigeria because you’re tired of living Nigeria), they are likely not going to welcome the idea of you traveling out. But if they sense, you’d have a bright future or you’re going to be an asset... They will mostly do anything to help you.

Topsic70:
Good to know dt.
As a bonafide Omoluabi and not My mama tork say I be Yoruba , u know quite well dt dt route of beating ones elders/leaders as a "reprimand" for an offence is alien to our culture.
Thnks

Would you beat any elder who stole all your life fortunes, and the future of your kids, thereby rendering you useless, with no future for your kids, which in turn keeps you in so much suffering and agony

Those kind of people are called “Agbaya” in Yoruba and they deserve no respect.

gidgiddy:
God knows what these guys went through to get to Germany. Their families are in Nigeria hoping that they will start working and sending some money to help them cope with hardship.

Now these guys will be deported without a penny to return to hardship

I feel for these guys, they are only looking for a better life

It's tough, and I have heard that to get papers in Europe is now very difficult

It is not difficult, if you got in legally.

jrusky:
You and who is *WE* Never in your life come here to used that word *WE* when it comes to all these untrained kids ok.

Go to your folks or mate section to say such. Do you understand

Hating will send some people to early grave?

Funmmyastic:
No be only PUTA na FUTO.Nonsense.

Hate is weak emotion

MicroMo:
My people, abeg, is it true that you must buy return ticket when travelling with student visa? Cos na one way ticket me I wan buy o

You should buy a one-way ticket.

2eggs1goal:
Check again and refresh ur browser

Thanks, I was using the app, but it works on the browser now.

Oritsewhandey:
........................
He still ENDED up releasing a song with MASTURBATORY GESTURE
He will be locked up, once again.
The song fits that of a DERANGED person.
Quite nasty lyrics.
The censor board should ban his album, immediately.
Criminal!!! Parading himself as musician.

Nasty lyrics? Do you understand Yoruba in any way?

hisexcellency34:
This song is inspired by Satan to lead many Nigerians to hell

Special Adviser on Hell Issues...

Is it normal? I wasn’t given a point in the gameweek despite having Salah as captain?

kollinz1234:
Davido why Now you will give me more reasons to love wizkid more than you. U no de grow? Haba. Now all these young ones with no direction will be looking for cult to join. Idiot

Wizkid is into frat too...

NobleAngell:
What a pity. Unfortunately some kids see him as their role model.

What kind of kid will see Davido as role model? Unless a kid going into music...

Any Nigerian living in Prague?

mukina2:
Ok Guys the new FPL season > http://fantasy.premierleague.com/



Couldn't save last season standings so we will only have the main league and
Fa Cup
Carling
Conference

first come first serve, active players only as i cant remember positions.


[s]all those who wanted to create their own wont be given codes[/s]


last season > https://www.nairaland.com/4607298/nairaland-fantasy-premier-league-2018

Still waiting for the code. Thanks

MRAKBEE:
But for increase in population, issues arising from having a big family, polygamy is not a crime. Independent thinking is the way out of mental slavery. Religion makes it look as if we ain't human full of weaknesses and flaws..its a big scam. some of the societies with the highest proportions of non-believers are among the most secure and harmonious on Earth.
people have started constructing faiths of their own Many of us have to be free. No faith has reach a stage of ultimate truth

Christianity knows we are all human... that is why we are saved by His Grace not our works... because we can never be perfect or righteous by our works... as far we have the flesh, we will always act according to it... but Jesus makes things easier for us to be righteous in the eyes of God, easy but hard to see. Don’t believe the preachers that preaches of hell and makes you feel that God doesn’t really love you, just imagine if someone loves you as much as the multitude between heaven and earth, will that person not do anything for you to be saved?... just be kind to your fellow human and believe in Jesus... that’s all... all your imperfections will turn to perfection.

Pavore9:
Many feel the ten commandments is outdated but God's words has never and will never be time bound.

If you are a Christian, you’d know we are not under the law. We have a new Covenant with God which is Jesus Christ.

Love your God with all thy heart
And Love your neighbour as thy self covers all the 10 commandments.

Things like this always give me a second thought about marriage... does it worth it?

Can you send the code to join? Thanks

VenusTechShop:
Thanks maam....


But please can you teach me all the abbreviations people have been using here like AM, AD, and many others I have been seeing. Its quite confusing

AM - Approval Mail(Visa has been approved)
AD - Appointment Date
SL - Sponsorship Letter
BA - Blocked Account

Officialgarri:
This happens at every police checkpoint and this post will not make it stop.
Infact, if it's a long journey vehicle with passengers, your fee is #200 and if it's Belgium, then it's at least #500.

Now, I will tell you why these guys should be appreciated instead of hoping that they lose their job.....

1. These guys are only doing drivers a favor by charging them. Normally a vehicle without a passenger permit MUST not convey passengers. The vehicle ought to be towed to the station and you will face charges.

2. Many drivers do not have complete particulars, but instead of putting them through stress of impounding the vehicle, they simply bill #50

3. These guys are human and na where person dey work e go chop.

So imagine you are traveling for an interview and the police insists on impounding your vehicle Instead of taking that bribe.......... You will realize that police has always been your friend

If you think you are smart and all your car documents are complete as it should, no police will force you to pay.

But it is very difficult to have complete papers, hence, pay a little fee and go your way

Infact, some will ask politely, cos the DPO expects a returns of about 7k per week.

This is basis of Corruption in Nigeria... Why not follow the rules, is there any sanity in this country?

Criticaltemp:
But wait oo, must u have a sex videos of u? Seriously, I feel ladies are often the at fault, they should strongly reject such gesture when d guy brings this up.. I tell u dat even my wife rejects dis if I ever tried to do dis shit.. I respect her a lot for that.. Just negodi, d gals face is showing while d guys face often censored.. Must u make a sex video

70% of the time, it’s ladies ideas...

ArcToyin:
Thank you for the response.
Am an freelance architect, I have heard about phyton and its lucrativeness. Am asking if there is a job through the knowledge of phython that could fetch me part time job?

Data Analysis, Machine Learning.

If you really want to understand programming core, start with C/C++