₦airaland Forum

May be their scientists have told them that swallowing the toad full is not good for their health.
So, these educated snakes are changing their eating habits due to what their scientists told them.

Even on the 60th Independence Day, Nigeria is disgracefully arresting and denying her citizens freedom. Where is the independence?

NIGERIA...A beautiful maiden that has bn heartlessly raped and robbed multiple times and with no hope of bn rescued from the deadly clutch of her tormentors.

IamD18:
There are possibilities that Laycon is guilty of the accusation because he's always talking about sex and seems to be obsessed with sex talks, couple with the fact that he looses control and concentration when it comes to woman matters.

There are also possiblities that this lady is chasing clout, but then... will a lady be bold enough to chase clout with something like this, having known that she'll bear the consequences if proven wrong?

In my opinion, this shouldn't be overlooked, It should be looked into to know the truth.

You just talk like someone that does not come out to the street.
Wen u enter Street, you go jam plenty things.

I've seen a lady hooking a man she has never seen in her life. She claimed that the man had sex with her and refused to pay.

The other one claimed that one young boy she saw on the road came to their house in the night with his gang, robbed, raped them and collected their phones. People were about beating the guy until we came out from the office and told them that we will take the boy and the lady to a nearby police station. The lady ran away. The boy was so shocked about the allegation as he said he is the only child of his parents struggling everyday to take care of his parents and young wife and has never gotten into any crime not to talk or robbery and rape.

So don't be surprised at this kind of allegation.

Let's even believe that she got pregnant. Does it mean that after the sex wt Laycon, she never met another guy?

That number one works for some and do not work for others.

For me, I told my wife about my little randy life. I don't want her waking up some days to tell me how she heard about some certain things I did.
So I told her all and even exaggerated some. I also told her that all those were in the past that we should focus on what I am doing from now onward. It worked for me.

If someone come to tell her how f**king i was, she will even shock the person wt more details the person is not aware and she will tell the person she love me cos of those things and that gossip will just shut up and will never come to her again for such a sh!t talk.

Most times, we make joke wt it. and she will tease me by calling me "Badest Boy"

NevetsIbot:
His character?


* perfect temperament. Khal will show no sign of aggression until you attack someone from his family or a random kid. The real hero.

*He'd back up an intruder into a corner and stay there with him until someone from inside comes to let him in.

* You're a friend if you talk to anyone in his family... Should you start a fight even after being accepted by him.. You're a threat.

I was out with him on a walk when I met someone I know... We stood to have a talk while Khal sat quietly beside me... Another man joined and along the line, he said "But this your dog seems stupid... He didn't bark at me when I came"

I asked him if that was his orientation of what a good dog is and asked him to push my chest and see what the dog would do".... Hahahah

* Visits every one in their room every morning and has a quick morning nap on my bed.

* Understands every command you can think of... Go out, too rough., bad boy, good boy, stay, go, Call Peter... Etc

* If he needs to urinate, he'd pick his belt up and bring it to anyone to take him out.

* He's friends with chickens... And will stand his ground when we meet any other dog that wants to attack him... His massive head has always discouraged any other dog though.

Attached Is a picture of Khal after a quick bath and another picture of Khal and Peter having a Bro moment at a balcony

This is beautiful
I have two Rott. They are 8months.
Pple will always tell me that you are making your dog to know people and that will make him not to be aggressive.
I use to tell them I don't want aggressive dogs. I want smart, intelligent and security conscious dogs.
My two dogs are very intelligent. Dey don't bark unnecessarily. When they do, check out there must be something very wrong around.
They can never pee nor poo in their cage. They will always let you know that they are pressed. They do it only on the portion of the house mapped out for peeing and pooing.
You dear not attack or shout at any member of the family in their presence.
Dey don't eat food or drink water that is not in their bowls.
They know our clothes, shoes and slippers. They pick them from outside, return them inside.
As a stranger, u dare not cross the area they believe is their security territory without a member of the house.
When you bring them outside, they remain calm, no barking or attack cos they were socialize to know their territory.

I don't know why Africans love their dogs to be aggressive.
Aggressive dog can even at a point become problem to the owner.
I have seen a dog owner inviting a hunter to come and kill his dog cos he has become uncontrollable.
That is effect of wanting your dog to be aggressive.

Ovie56:
Chris Wallace won, he did a poor Job of moderating it.

Biden went after Trump, saying he killed over 200 with Covid> Fact is Covid is a global pandemic in it's first months that limited information was available it did more harm, now i think everyone knows the group that are most vulnerable, (the elderly ) plus the fact that when Trump suspended travelling from China they labelled him Racist and Xenophobic but he waa justified


Trump went after Biden saying he mismanaged the VA (Veterans ) and more than 300k veteran died due to lack of health coverage fact is Trump was right and I noticed Biden didn't counter it

On Jobs Trump quoted figure b4 covid which waa fair in my opinion cuz Jobs was lost in every country
Biden once again refers to number after Covid

Overall i think it wasn't a well moderated debate.
No voter will change his/her mind basedon what happened tonight.

This is a beautiful analysis. Thanks

wirinet:
I think it's you that did not attend a tertiary institution. Because, if you did, you will know that you are giving your admission letter before you are required to carry out a medical test. That's why I highlighted the quote in blue. That's the correct position. I have never seen or heard a school withdraw their admission letter after a medical test, nor based admission based on medical condition. Will Covenant University withdraw admission if the tests reveal a student has HIV?

People criticise the churches because they over reach their authority. The churches in Nigeria wants to control all aspect of their members lives - Financial, Domestic, Marriage, medical, etc,. Churches have no business with members medical record.

Once again, you exhibited lack of knowledge or paucity of it as concerns how schools run or what this particular school is doing.
The school never said they will expel any student with HIV infection.
But I tell you, if actually the school is conducting pregnancy and drug test, and a student is found positive, they will expel such student. That is a welcome idea (excluding a student that is pregnant within marriage). Know it that the university is a Church owned and they want a particular standard. If you think you cannot keep to the standard, pls stay off that school.

Secondly, it seems you are reading the post upside down. The test bn conducted was not to give academic admission to the student, May be wen u heard before admitting them to school, you thought it was for the initial. The admission meant here was for the returning student, it means before they will be allowed to enter their hostels and commence learning. There are already students of the university and not new entrants.

Thirdly, you forgot that we are in the midst of COVID-19 pandemic. I was expecting someone like you to commend the school for such medical test that will give more relative safety to the students, teachers and staffers of the university. Here you are condemning the test.
If the school had ignored the test, someone like you would've carried it on ur head to criticize them saying how can a church school be so arrogant and disobedient to simple rules that will protect the life of people.

Bro, you problem is that you hate anything that has to do with Church of Christ and you will do anything to talk it down even if it makes you look very stupid.

Who watched the First Presidential debate between President Trump and ex Vice President Biden.

To me, I was disappointed by those two guys. I regretted staying awake to watch this piss of sh!t.

The two men were not as matured as I expected to be during the debate.

It seems as what one can see in African growing Democratic politics. I think some African countries will even do better then this.

What's your take?

wirinet:
Religious fundamentalism degenerates the neurons to the extend of being think straight.

What concerns church and school? A church is a non profit charitable organisation with religious objectives. A school is a business enterprise in the business of selling knowledge for profit. How can someone conflict the two?

Your employer is paying for your services, and so might need you to undergo medical tests in order to ascertain your fitness for the job. A school is a service provider, and apart from keeping records for medical purposes in case of emergency, a school has no business with my medical records. In sane societies, a school cannot deny students admission based on medical history.

Do you listens to yourself talk?
I'm so disappointed by this comment.
You really mean that schools don't have business with her students medical report. This is so ridiculous.

I don't think you attended any university. If you did, may be you did not pass through the right channel during ur admission. You would've noticed that medical test is one of the compulsory process to undertake.

Well, for your information, the test is not to see weda to accept or decline you admission.
Do you know that one can take a school to court alleging that it was since his admission into a particular school that he or she suffers a particular health issue. The medical tests conducted by the school may be one good evidence to exenorate the school from such allegation.
Secondly, your medical report in the school will be very helpful to give such student medical care especially in case of emergency.
I'm so much disappointed that you condemn schools conducting medical tests on students. This is absurd.

Well, I can understand. You guys hatred towards churches can make you act out of place most times. This is disgraceful.

wirinet:
Abeg which one is medical screening again? The tests no get name?

Some people will just be making making some foolish comments just to have something to hold against the school and the church.

When your employer takes you to their official hospital for a medical test. Do they tell you the types of test they are going to carry out on you.

Racoon:
I always wonder what happens to this scriptures whenever divorce sets in.Does it means the God Lord does not really favour some marriages? Biblical scholars please more insight.

That passage says: He who finds a Wife

Out never says he who finds a woman. Some people just found a woman or a lady not really taking time to see is they are really wives. Same way, most women do not check if the man that want to marry them are really husband or just ordinary man.

Some got married to a Wife or husband, but along the way the wife dropped what made her a Wife and same with the man. Once that is done, God withdraws that favour and good things He promised.

sapphiere:
She is scared of her tweets not her medical test. She is scared the school mgt might punish her for exposing them.

No...I don't think so.
She was scared of the samples the school collected for the test.

Na here we dey. When the money finish we will consult FundRaisers for u.

oz4real83:
These are lies. Travel for 6 months and switch off everything in your house. Come back and meet accumulated bills waiting for u even when u used zero current and there are no more fixed charges. That is why they don't want to give prepaid meters because with that, u can easily monitor your power usage and have solid evidence to prove your fraud case against them.

I think you are saying two different things at the same time. It made u sound contradictory.

Ambiguous Title.


Well shaa, the guy has bn planning to cut off his dread. He was tired of it before now.
Now, he want to shine on top Laycon.

Very "beautiful" man

Please anyone with the copy of the proposed Independence Speech of the President?
I want to correct something there before he reads it.

SmartProf:
Not only God..we all know that Covenant Uni was established to raise the educational standard in the country that has greatly diminished through quality training and research. A one sided dark story shouldn't be enough to write them off totally in bad light. Afterall what have our public institutions set as standard if we must compare? We await the school mgt to address this issue so the sane public can have a balanced judgement

The person that made that twitter post was scared of some secrets she was hiding and tot the test will reveal her secret. She used to opportunity to present the school in bad light.

Read her post, she said she was scared to her wits. Why was she scare if she is free from drugs, not pregnant and not HIV positive.

The Twitter handle says "I am scared to my wits."

Why is she so scared?
Does she do drugs or is she pregnant?
Is she HIV Positive?
That girl must be guilty of one.

Well, it is illegal to subject one under medical test that he or she was not properly informed of.

Is your Boss paying you cash(ie, paying one on one payment).
If that is your case, courtesy demands you say; Thank You to him or her or even to the person he/she appointed to do the payment.
If you work in a firm that pays you through your bank account, you may not need to go to you boss to thank him for paying you salary.
In this case, the boss may not even have time to expect this thank you from any of the staff.

You may only do that if it was to be a special payment that was given to u alone or just few selected staff for a particular purpose, like outstanding performances, dedication to duty etc. You may need to go and thank him for recognizing and appreciating your wonderful performance.

Another Innoson in the making.

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See this beautiful craft of this young guy from Enugu State.
His name is Promise Chibuike.

Mod, please push this to FP to encourage this talent.


cc: Seun
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infohenry:
No matter who the president is, corruption will continue to thrive in Nigeria because we are all thieves and until Nigerians decide to stop stealing nothing any president will do. Is president a computer program that will monitor every adult in Nigeria in position of trust.

You are the most pathetic soul. I shake my head for you.

kenzysmith:
dlaycon get 10 million plus 30 million equal forty million and somebody dey tell education is the key. God why I no do strong head follow my dreams go play ball chai who say make I go university go waste my years chai I never still forgive my papa I swear. last last school na scam

It's not late yet.
Just make sure none of your kids goes to school.
Teach them stubbornness.
Teach them how to fight like Tyson and Joshua.
Teach them how to play too much. Let them go to the treet and play ball from morning till night.
You may get Ronaldo or Merci from one of them.
Teach you female daughters how to be wild. How not to be ashamed of having sex openly.
You may get enough BBN candidates from them.
Make sure, you don't waste any kobo sending them to school.

Dimmatic:
Ozo should top your post... U didn't even add the car he won

If you want to add the car, then add the Laycon's All paid trips to Scotland home of Johnnie Walker, his All paid trip to SA, His Smart TV and others.

If you’ve ever worked a job for an extended period of time, then you’ll relate to this.

1) Punctuality:

First month: I must get to work early.

After one year: Let me sleep 30 minutes more. I’ll lie that police stopped me.

2) Attitude towards KPI:

First month: I must die for the company.

After one year: I can’t kill myself.

3) Attitude towards salary:

First month: Oh my God, this is a lot of money.

After one year: You people pay me peanuts for the amount of work I do.

4) Behavior at work:

First month: Hi.

After one year: My peeeeoooppleee! How una dey?

5) Attitude towards overtime:

First month: I’ll work public holidays and weekends.

After one year: Jesus died so we may live. I no do.

6) Toilet manners:

First month: I’m going to wash my hands in the toilet.

After one year: I dey go shit.

7) Gratitude level:

First month: This is a glorious opportunity.

After one year: It’s all a scam.

How you respond to “Do you love your job?”

First month: It’s the best thing ever.

After one year: We thank God. Once there’s life, there’s hope.

9) Attitude towards criticism at work:

First month: I must be perfect so they don’t find fault in my work.

After one year: No one ever died of insult.

10) Loyalty:

First month: I’m going to work here till I die.

After one year: In case you see anything, I’m open to new opportunities.

kingk:
This op is a clown....I don laugh sote my belle dey pain me... Nice one op.

Thanks bro.

Bigbishung:
God will bless you for this good laugh u just gave me.nice one

Thanks bro for laughing out.

kukoyi17226:
This is the Shop Owner

gasparpisciotta:
Op is a comedian

Hahahahahahahaha