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gangstarmonk:
This is very funny

Growing up as a kid was fun.

With all my home training, I didn't hesitate to pick every paper note with CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA boldly written on it. I used to be one of the luckiest lads amongst my age grade.

From Hide and seek to Owning fleets of cars made of empty cans of used beverages to my heap of cashew nuts from gambles and so on.

I'm happy and grateful to God for where I am now.

I didn't rely on just grace, I worked hard and i'm still on it.

Sweet Nostalgia

Enudapan:
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so sophisticated

Op belike say you grow for mushin
Infact I owe you a mushin weed
With an authentic Razzler
Cos you are highly carried

I prefer dried pawpaw leave. That one balance well.

light099:
I feel your pain son but it's exactly the way I said it to be. One thing you must not forget in life is that, there are levels to this shiit.
When you're smart, you're smart.
Most people have to see from letter A to Z while some people only need to see letter A, from there they deduce B to Z.
Many times, I only need to have a blurry glimpse to know the whole story.



Alright son, as long as the analysis inclines towards precision and perfect verity.

Keep exhibiting hypocrisy, lack of wisdom and foolishness.

You don't like a show. The show does not teach anything. The show is for lazy people and here you are analyzing the show.
If you are busy as u want us to believe, I don't think you will have this time analyzing what you don't have interest in.
Nonsense and ingredient

This is you the Ring Leader



Sha, I hope the owner of the money pounds you and eats you with proper soup. The next time you come to life, you will look away when you see people’s money on the floor.

This is the Shop Owner

7. Enter the nearest shop and buy something with it.

That way, you have successfully spread the cash around. Even if you will eventually turn to yam in the middle of the night, it will not be only you. The shop owner will become a tuber, and everybody who ate from the thing you bought will become tubers too.

6. Now go low, go lower, go lower again and pick up the money quickly.

Or you can drop your phone and bend down so it can look like you’re not actually picking what is not your own.

5. Step on it and grind it into the ground.

Act like you’re killing a cockroach. Just grind it and grind it. If people look at you one kind, pretend you’re about to dance shoki or gwara gwara and you are getting your leg in motion. They will leave you alone.

4. Don’t forget to call the “Blood of Jesus”.

This one is more necessary than the urine and spitting. Jesus will probably not answer a thief like you who wants to reap where you did not sow, but you can try first. Mercy prevaileth over judgement.

3. You can also spit on it.

This one is when the money is dropped in an area where you cannot remove your blokos or bend low to spray it. If one way does not work, another one will. That’s what I have learned in this life.

2. Remove your blokos and piss on the money.

There is power in urine that can neutralize juju. This step one will be hard if you are a woman. But if it’s in a closed area, baby gyal, raise ya skirt and wet that cash. Who shame epp?

Have you been wondering about how you can pick money from the floor without turning to yam? Well, worry no more. This is how you should go about it:

1. Shadow the environment.


This is to know if the real owners of the money are not hiding somewhere waiting to grab whoever picks the money. The heart of man is desperately wicked, shebi you know.

light099:
I think that's the best decision from her. Ever since Ozo came out of that house, having seen how the relationship with her dragged his reputation in the mud online, his love for her might have been transformed into mild hate. Best thing is for the girl to stay away from him, at least for now.

And for you folks saying that Laycon should avoid Nengi, y'all must have suffered a short amnesia.
Although I don't watch BBN, but with what I see on Nairaland all the time, this same Nengi has clung unto Laycon since day one and being his good friend, quite before anyone knew the likelihood of him winning the money.
Despite his looks, this girl gives her ass to him free of charge, to rock many times.
Perhaps the most beautiful girl in the house clinging to someone people might regard as the ugliest in the house, that's just an example of love lurking in strangest places we least expect.
I think they really like each other.

The Laycon of a guy should treat Nengi well.
Laycon would be stupid to go back to Erica, while Ozo would be stupid to go back to Nengi.

My friend, make ur comment and stop this, I don't watch BBN nonsense.
You don't watch it and you are able to give better account of the show than we that watch it.
If you don't watch it stop making any comment concerning it.
Tell us wat u watch and the positive impart it has made to ur life.

Is that not Oya Garri and Checkers Garri dey are drinking so?
These guys are really enjoying ooo

Laycon for the money
Dora for the milk.

Meanwhile, Erica rejected Laycon.
Toyed with his emotion
Told him she did not love him
Erica got disqualified and shamed
Laycon reached the finals and grabbed the N85mil
This life get as e be.

Laycon for the money
Dora for the milk

Christmasdon:
I have my reasons you should not charge your mobile cell phones in/or at the church. let me drop it.

1. Insecurity. yes your phone might not get the best security you crave for as others too have also come to charge. hence, your phone might be misplaced or get stolen.

2. Distraction from worship. yes, you will be distracted from looking up unto Jesus Christ and unto your maker God with which you come for your mind will be on the phone during and after worship hence, you might lose concentrations through out.

3. Is my phone charging. Another form of distractions.

4. And i wish you keep your maybe android phone at home and focus more on God. don't tell me your bible is inside your android. Remember the 3rd commandment "keep the sabbath day Holy".

5. You do not want to change your phone screen sooner or later. some persons might crash match your phone when charging was over, when everyone is struggling to collect phone at the same time.
Happy sunday all.
@christmasdon all rights reserved.

To me, these are not even enough reasons not to charge phone in church during full time church activities.
It is very disrespecting to charge phone in the church auditorium during church activities.
I have even seen some coming to church with extension cables so that they can charge many phones, rechargeable lantern, power bank and so on.
I feel so bad seeing this happening in the church.
Some will go ahead to pull the wire from the wall clip and hook their phone under the wire, thereby making the wiring look rough and unkempt.
Anybody that has sincere respect for the house of God will not do this.

GMBuhari:
Yes, they did , and it's due to african mentality first , then the fact that world was becoming a dangerous place

But what you left out is that your parents did not reject the gift for you , they taught you to reject it there and then by yourself , abi i lie ?

God wants us to love , give and gift to each other , many bible verses support this

and Finally , why didn't Mary reject the gifts from 3 wise men ?

some things are just wrong , no matter how you try to make it look

May be you fail to read my comment very well.
I never said that my father taught us to reject gifts.
I said he taught us to reject SOME CERTAIN gifts.
My father is an advocate of gift/alms giving.
He will always tell us that, the fastest way to prosper is by giving.
In as much as he taught us that, he also told us that there are some certain gifts we should not take from people no matter how genuine it seems.
We have seen him several times reject such gifts.
It works for us. If it does not work for you, you can take any gift that comes your way irrespective of who gives it to you and the purpose.
For us, we sieve gifts.

You can give me a car gift and I will reject it but accept same from another person the same time.
So many factors determines for me either to take or reject your gift.

This will encourage unnecessary travelings.
Since it is free, they can go to anywhere they want weda it is very important or just a frivolous visit.

jesmond3945:
good to hear. My kids do things way ahead their peers, they don't belong here. They are made for the stars.

Great....I love that.

jesmond3945:
ok train your kids the way you want while train my the way I want. When they all grow we go know how far.

Mine are grown and they are not regretting the training they received from me.

Just mentioning my name to people make some certain things easier for them.
People will most time say to them; Are you child of so so man?
Then I will give you opportunity to have this cos we know ur father.
So I am speaking from experience.
I don't know about you

SamuelLoch:
I was known by many but first with teachers. I was shy, soft, and gentle. Some teachers knew me because I score high in their subjects, some knew me for the wrong reasons such as not wearing brown sandals (I hated it), white socks (I preferred black with my Toms footwear), growing hair, and so on.
Never had a girlfriend at school but I was a friend to a lot of girls (Science, Commercial & Arts), I eat from different coolers on a daily, and chop kisses, hugs before I go home.
I was so 'girly', throughout my secondary school days that I played football only twice, and that was because it was mandatory, as per class captain.
At our lunch hour, I'm busy discussing with my friends, female friends mostly. We called ourselves 'G12', for the Great 12. The group became G20 later, still we had only 3 males.
We went to the beach, swimming pool, Museum, art gallery, parties, religious events and likes together. Posting on Facebook and changing 2go profile pictures. We were that loud!
My Vice-Principal was a huge fan of our club... Now, we barely see each other or talk on social media platforms.

Indomie generation. Those that used Facebook during their secondary school years fall into the Indomie Generation.

jesmond3945:
I was expecting you to counter my argument but you responded like the typical African man.

so the reasonable gift to share is biscuit? Then why are your kids attending the school? Why not put them in ajegunle community school where they share biscuit as gift. It is only in Nigeria we judge people's intention based on their material possession. So if otedollar decides to drive keke we would say it is cruise or he is mocking poor people but we forget that otedollar is a human being first of all and might decide to live a life of destitutes for the rest of his sojourn on earth. When we allow our kids to grow up with this mindset they would always feel inferior even when they have made it.

Above was your comment you expected me to respond to. Go through that your comment once again. Sincerely speaking, do you think you mad a comment that sounds reasonable. Your comment here look a bit uncoordinated and contradictoryand may not need much response.

You said that I sound like a typical African man. Bros, were u expecting me to talk like an English man?
This is where ur problem is. U want to be behaving like an English man while here in Africa.
I am very proud to sound like a typical African man that I am.

.....and our own rats are here stealing every fish, crayfish and every food available in our kitchens. They even go ahead to infest us with Lassa fever.

You eavesdropped on him, overheard him talking to someone and that was enough for you to conclude that he is cheating.
Go ahead and tell your sister and see who will suffer it more. Nonsense.
You better go and get married so that you'll get busy with your own family instead of looking for who's family to wreck.
Because he's married to your sister, then he is totally prohibited from talking to any other woman. Mtchewwww.

jesmond3945:
smh

Chaiiiii.....you are overwhelmed and shocked.

That seem like a salary. May be your account number may have bn mistakenly bn added to a particular firm's payroll. See the amount. They looks similar, just plus or minus some fractions, may be due to tax deduction or something like dat.

jesmond3945:
so the reasonable gift to share is biscuit? Then why are your kids attending the school? Why not put them in ajegunle community school where they share biscuit as gift. It is only in Nigeria we judge people's intention based on their material possession. So if otedollar decides to drive keke we would say it is cruise or he is mocking poor people but we forget that otedollar is a human being first of all and might decide to live a life of destitutes for the rest of his sojourn on earth. When we allow our kids to grow up with this mindset they would always feel inferior even when they have made it.

Bros, you will not understanding. You are just reasoning to the level in which ur brain and age can carry. When you get to certain level in life, your reasoning will change by then, you will see it in a better light.

This topic is not for boys. It is for matured minds and principled mind.
I think you will do better in the boyfriend/girlfriend topics.

tommy589:
Not right to return the gift. Some staffs and parents may see you as bad belle and their future disposition to your daughter may not be kind.

Some parents are rich and can make this a yearly affair. While most that like show off will just do copy copy and won't be able to afford next year birthday not to talk of bearing gifts for the class ever again

You job is to focus on training your children in the best way you know. If you train your kids to live within their means they won't covet what belongs to others.

I can't keep a gift that I don't want. So returning it is the best thing and will make them know your stand on such issues.
How can you keep it and probably come out next time to condemn that kind of gift. They will tell you, after all, you have bn collecting those ones given to ur children.

Secondly, it doesn't matter what other teachers may think. My major concern is to give my children good training.
Sincerely speaking, PS4 is not a reasonable gift for kids to share in school as a Birthday Gift. The parents did it to show affluent and also to tell other parents that they have landed and should be respected. It was also to intimidate the teachers. If they shares PS4 to fellow students, imagine what they may have given to the teachers. Do you think the teachers will be very much free to handle the child the way that is supposed to be handled when the child misbehaved in the school? Don't you think that there will be unnecessary preferential treatment on the side of that child to the detriment of others? Don't you think that the child may even be awarded marks that he does not merit.

There should be gifts for such occasion. I don't see PS4 as a nice one. I am not saying you must see it the way I see it. But that is my stand.
I will reject and return such gifts million times.

Wiseandtrue:
Some people sef

Did they put a gun to your head that you must reciprocate

Either you returned the gift or not when it's your daughter's birthday, they will expect you to do something

It's left for you to know how to handle the situation!

Stop making life difficult for your daughter because you are poor! Shuuuuuoo

Modified:

No blame situation for this matter, the child no steal, it was a gift!!!

No matter the pretence, everyone is happy with gifts. It could be from God or man

So if person dash am house wey them don build he no go collect

Na wa oooooo

My father taught us to reject some certain gifts.
We have watched him reject certain gifts even when some of them are what we want/need.
Then we, thought he was just bn too righteous or stupid.
Wen we grew up, we came to see the virtue in those acts.
Learn to reject some certain gifts my dear no matter how tempting the gift may look.
Even God himself do reject beautiful gifts/sacrifices from some certain pple..

At least, there is still hope for Nigeria.
Our own never reach like dis.

Newman20:
Chai How I wish I could find 14 million at one of my people's place. I go just take am leave this country .


Abeg if the police aren't using the money they should give it to me .


MODIFIED: For those telling me to stay in Nigeria I would like to say that it's not only the money that matters but also the place where it is spent. For example why would I stay in Nigeria with all our bad roads and traffic and be satisfied with the fact that I have 14 million. When I can just go to US or UK where the roads are good, the environment is clean and I'll still be much richer than the average person. After all 14 million dollars is not small money.


Ponder that

....and you'll be taxed so much that you will wish to run back to Nigeria.

Think about it.