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2 mins!

u start first, unserious heart breaker!

@ uprising, out of over 300million americans and 12million illegal aliens, you have to find a girl on NL?

even mumu smart pass the guy.

dumi:
no be if i don travel by air i go kw wetin to talk.

then describe your first trip by molue.

my dear, how many regrets do u want me to share on this thread?
I've started remedying the situation, no point fantasising about a woman anymore, if i like her i'm walking over!

you want to join us to pack shit?

i think there was one sometime ago. cant remember very well.

oyb:
so, because you consider yourself persecuted, you would choose to follow your whims, rather than your god's instructions? is that the modern christian way, do your own thing? _{not that i consider you a christian, anyway}

just listen to the hypocrite. i thought you all went around crying that you were all peaceful. Pray how do u use violence to assert a peaceful attitude? have you followed ur own god's instructions before jumping to access whether i am following mine?

we know the muslim game, they use "turn the other cheek" to persecute christians with inpunity knowing they can whip out the "what did your God say" card when they are attacked in defence. the same band of murderous thugs use the western democracy to subtly destroy the western countries.

ah another marriage, congrats bro.

afam nnaji has a chip on his shoulder. perhaps he needs me to remind him that he really is not 30% as smart as he is desperate to prove. Get over it, your write ups dont mke sense to me. i read the last one published in guardian, i almost thought it was a secondary school class project until i saw the decietful "afam nnaji is a company executive in lagos".

yeye people.

@ babyosisi, my wife-to-be will enjoy a lifetime of laughing her butt off. that one na career too no?

allow my people here to continue decieving themselves.

oyb:
er,
i thought christians are enjoined to turn the other cheek?

That's very true. The same bible says to be harmless as doves but as WISE AS SERPENTS. We've been turning the other cheek for so long, all we got in result was bady bags from up north from those who claim to be full of peace. Islam has for long been using that very verse against christians for so long.

is salvation dependent on mundane things like coming early and keeping quiet in the mosque? What of babies and little children? Would allah dislike them because they babble in the mosque?

acidrop:
u stalker, , hang on, yellow native, ok, that aint me

stalking? no way, i dont stalk children. lol
yes it wasnt plain yellow, it had black patterns too and you had a gele on.

acidrop:
its not a good idea 2 claim what u don't know nowww, i tot u would know better than that, i am married with 4 kids, and 3 grandchildren. neway, if u are as wowo as me, then i have 2 say u aint wowo at all

lol i'm more than certain on this. u're less than 17, live in australia and once had a wowo picture of u in a yellow native once. trust me, i study people more than they know.

acidrop:
don't be suprise to find out that am d same age as your granmama ooo, this one wey u just dey call me small girl sooo. newaiz sha. God dey, so tell me, are u really ugly?

you are not older than 17 so stop making noise.
yeah i'm as ugly as you

acidrop:
chei , c furstration, abeg no be me cause am say u ugly oooo, i have nothing 2 do with it. and which impression , if u don't know who the chick in my profile is, u must do something about your celebrity knowledge. hahahaha, but don't worry sha, there is still more for you out there, just because say u wowo dosent mean that the world has come to an end. hheeen, kpele

lol the world has turned upside down. small girls now use the internet to say what they would never in a million yrs be able to open their big and uncouth mouths to say in public. carry on little girl. someone is bound to get you ur pacifier at some point.

i don retire sef, this girl no want us. . .

aloib:
what now

i tire for u o. . . since you've been dilly dallying and waiting for the highest bidder when i've been sitting patiently for u here eh. not fair o.

abidebyme, at least you sound a bit smarter than the regular dull folks we get here but you are trying to shoot urself in the foot.
Do you think mohammed and his cohorts had a copy of the Oxford english dictionary when they got the quran?

Stop attempting to hoodwink us by importing what did not exist in the quran. it is obvious who the we and us are in the quran and it definitely was not about royalty!

this aloib sef nawa o. which kain woman u be?

dafman:
don't be like that, okay, wa ka soro

thanks be to google.

babyosisi:
Hmm david,na eye I dey look you for this nairaland

babeelove don become baby now.
God is indeed good!

my dear, what would Jesus do? i'm just loving my neighbour.

doyin see wetin u cause.
aloib dont mind them jare, oya what is ur research on let me help.

doyin13:
@pth

that one na news?

We can obviously tell from the size of your tool

wetin u dey take ur eye see haba!  

aloib:
david, what relationship problems,
dafman i love when non yoruba men speak yoruba to me, so sexy, can u sing yoruba songs that would even be worse,

hahaha, ure out of the question, no more white guys again

relationship issues - buying my ticket to manila and flying out to be with my beau.
Oh no white ke? Ojukwu forbid!   proper ijebu man like me

aloib, i'm white!

doyin13:
Aloib. Make you no miss road o

I fit talk like professional guy, but baby I gots to make money like a nineteen boy.

Professional guy fit afford to buy my chalet in the Alps?

na now you know who dey lie.

dafman:
Then visit the romance section for advice, let me spend quality time with Iyawo

u didnt see where she said no yoruba learners are eligible? stop chasing this elusive dream, i say the girl is mine.

doyin13:
PTH what relationship issues?

You can't get it up anymore eh

may Karlovic use one of your balls to serve an ace! 

aloib:
hahahaha, doyin, i don't deal wid container guys, professionals baby

you cant do better than a future scientist here my dear.  
Hop on board, your future both emotionally and of course financially is very secure.

doyin13:
dafman you too weak

Even PTH wey dey try small,

he has some Moors to go and deal with

PTH Uthman Dan Fodio dey wait for you

i have delegated a new team to deal with UDF.
I have pressing relationship issues.