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+ Nani, Hargreaves, Anderson and Tevez? Who would have believed the almighty Man U juggernaut would huff and puff to a 0-0 draw with READING?

i meant the spuds. yelping about getting in the top 4!

fear not baby, i'm making sure to stay on the right side of the law from now on.
Denex is actually so much fun to argue with, at least he makes sense sometimes.

denex:
@PTH

I'm just saying the truth of the matter.

yeah, u're point made a whole lot of sense.

BABEELOVE:
---------Kiss and make up! I really mean it! One big happy family again!!! Yes, just try to fight with love! denex, please do not chase him off again oh!

such a pity there's no hug smilie. you deserve it! i'll be good from now on.

you made a thread? for me? awww what a joy! 

NALFA:
PTH DUMMY, NOW I KNOW YOU ARE CERTIFIED AS A DUMMKOPF!

that's a new word. gotta check it in the dictionary.  Is it a nazi terminology?

NALFA:
IF YOU AIN'T GAME WITH WHAT IS DONE IN BENUE WHY LASH OUT ON INNOCENT MUSLIMS N THE NORTH?

there are muslims in the south, they don't go around murdering their neighbours, cutting off hands of cattle thieves, mob lynching innocent teachers, flogging women who are victims of sex-attack and stoning people to death who choose to excercise their right to have sex with whomever they please. Now the north? go figure.

NALFA:
IF YOU HAVE A WAR WITH ISLAM N NORTHERN NIEGRIA, YOU HAD BETTER DECLARE IT.

nonsense! The usual islamic victimhood card anytime their intolerance, backwardness and violence is pointed out to them.

NALFA:
WE ARE NOT COWARDS.

awww the usual recourse to violence. why am i not surprised.

NALFA:
DON'T THINK YOU ARE IN AMERICA OR HELL SLAVING YOUR ASS YOU ARE SAFE,OR WE CAN'T REACH YOU.

tomorrow morning he'd be the first to claim they are a people of "peace".

NALFA:
FOR THOSE WHO THINK THEY SHOULD NOT LIVE WITH OTHERS,WHY NOT SECEDE. OR  HAVE THEY NOT KNOWN THEIR RIGHTS?

the igbos tried to in 1966, you all shouted "to keep Nigeria one is a task that must be done".

denex:
Nigeria Breweries advertised the place as a very dangerous place. Besides scorpions, snakes and a horrendous terrain, they also said there was QUICKSAND!

Which sane person will go and contest in a place where there is quicksand without contemplating death?

I am not here trying to blame this Anthony Mudiaga so that his corpse would be flogged to second death. What am saying is that Gulder did not advertise a flower planting competition.

You can imagine me going for a cigarette-smoking competition and expecting my death to be blamed on the organizers.

I have my own grouse with these "reality" shows but when I call on Nigerians to boycott them due to extremely low compensation packages compared to the effort they put in, Nigerians won't hear. (what is a $40,000 car and a "$40,000 compared to your life?). But since they've made their decision to willfully be involved, who are we to blame?

To me, once you are 21 years old, you can be adequately held responsible for every decision you make.


I Want To See How The Other Contestants Will Fare Jare. This Boy Should Not Use His Death To Become The Star Of The Show.

We came to watch a show, let's have a show!

for once i 100% agree with ur post, it even made me laugh. wonders shall never end.

not just you dafman, i hurt my eardrums in december and spent two weeks shouting just to hear myself.

BABEELOVE:
Gosh!!!!-------- I really thoughy I had lost you for good. I have a reason to sign in to Nairaland every night now. Boy I missed you so much. But please try and change now. Your wahala is too much. Why can't you just be a lover and not a fighter always

Nairaland has been so boring without you. Please don't ever leave. I got tired of denex talking to himself!

awww i'm flattered. _{if she means it at all}
I'm a lover boy o, i only fight those who choose to fight me. Okay for thy sake i aint going anywhere and i wont fight too much.
Was denex really talking to himself? LMAO! i missed nl like crazy too. thanks to obantalapipi

pilgrim.1:
I don't think that was fair - mentioning him when he has been absent from this thread. Unless you guys miss him so dearly, then I can understand why the call to "stop ignoring" him.

Anyway, enjoy the afternoon.

thank you o jare my dear, they just cant bring themselves to say it. without us their thread would have died long ago.

BABEELOVE:
David, you have been decoded!!!!

na now you just dey know? where have u been since?

denex:
@PTH

for the last time davidylan, no be computer!!

i agree, your monitor wey dey infront of u no be computer chikena!

simply_me:
he thinks we don't know he is the same davidylan.

duh! everyone else who matters to me on this board have been aware ever since i changed to this name. that u are just knowing is one more evidence that you dont count as far as i'm concerned. Enjoy.
Denex was aware well before today so stuff it.

denex:
@PTH

davidylan, which word I twist? Abeg, please examine your words well. Thou sayest east and thou sayest west and no man knowest not wither standeth thee.

Shouldest thou not go back to school to learn the use of allegories? 

Wert thou not smoking when thou shouldest have been in english class?

calm down peeps, the professor knows what he's doing. Totenham have 4 good forwards and yet they lose 1-0 to sunderland.
We cant be that bad eh.

mukina2:
when will you guys stop ignoring Davidylan?

he will be banned withg this new addy soon

sharrap there! that is the only way muslims win a debate, stifle the opposition! Did you see me post here siince 2 days ago?

mukina2:
@ topic

i was watching a lecture by sheikh Rahman and he was talking about muslims discriminating against ourselves

that's true, talk of Iran, Iraq, Sudan, Somalia, Pakistan, Palestine. so many examples.

simply_me:
hisses in disgust

like i'm bothered. keep hissing, it must be a national past time in that hell hole called Cambodia. At least its "abroad" too eh.

denex:
@PTH

I just wan correct you say no be computer full wall, na monitor. So that you no go tell ya brother say everywhere for America airport, na so-so computer for wall.

No so the people wey go before una, them lie give una say na so-so gold them use tar the road.

denex, grow up and take that cigarette out of ur mouth.  

Monitor wey full wall na wetin? television set? Is the information on the monitor appearing by magic? How can you separate a monitor from the rest of the computer accessories? What really do u describe as a computer? Just the CPU?

BABEELOVE:
Haba! PTH--This is your 3rd strike today alone with the ladies. Any salvation for you How is it possible that you are attacked for your aggression all over Nairaland. Please try and make some friends. I want to be your friend just to help you out!!!

naah i dont need any salvation.   I'm as fine as can be and i'm thoroughly enjoying myself while the rest of u make fools out of urselves just to appear smart. I'm not as aggressive as you claim, its just that i notice a lot of people arent comfortable with people who have a head on their shoulders, do not fall over and kiss their feet just because they are female and will stick up and go toe to toe with those who think they can just pop in and insult anyone they please.

No dear, i have my own friends on this board, the fact that u dont see them does not mean they dont exist. Its just that unlike the many children masquerading as adults on this board, i choose to keep my friendships outside of here. We should be friends, some of my friends today started in this form. what do u say?  

denex:
@PTH

no be that kain computer crash O! Na computer wey dey store information and details of flights and passengers. By the way, all those things wey you dey see for wall no be computer O! Na flat screen displays. Abeg make this boy no go fall the whole Nigeria hand for abroad.

And that na to show say no be airport you pass go this Yankee. If not, you for see say those displays dey Naija airport too.

u're just trying so hard to appear smart. it isnt working, try another method. Those "flat screen displays" are powered by giant computers! aka they are just like the computer screens with which u are typing from! Try putting a flat screen tv on a wall and tell it to start processing information.

Oh ah, things may have changed at the MMA who knows, NAA may even be much better as i never passed through that airport. The bottomline is simple, before you start yelping in joy that computers crash at LAX, try solving your problem with fulani cows competing with aircraft on runways for parking space. Then and only then will i take any of your constant whinning seriously.

simply_me:
i didnt say you're an American citizen - just makes u more stupid -

So Mbadinuju will come on a forum and diss his country abi - then that makes him stupid - but I am sure he wont - like the so called dual citizenship goons.

1. dissing isnt a word i'd expect from an adult but oh well what do i expect from a police dog anyway.

2. Mbadinuju will not come on a forum to "diss" his country but he could sit in and rob his state treasury blind. I wonder which is worse.

3. Seems you have a problem with dual citizens, especially those with US passports. Been denied entry to the US?

4. If speaking the truth about the inefficiency of the MMA, cows on runways, no firetruck or ambulance at the portharcourt international airport is equal to dissing ur country then i'm not surprised we are still stuck in the dark ages. Americans probably "diss" their country 100x than we do ours, its the kick in the backside that their politicians always need to get things right.

simply_me:
some people are more stupid than goats.

very true, at least its better to be as stupid as a goat than be a police dog, dont you think?  

simply_me:
makes u more stupid than I thought-

take a trip to MMA or i'll post u some pictures. A Nigerian claiming an American citizenship is nothing but a stupid person.

not really, i thought u'd be smart enough to know that such a one is called a dual citizen since Nigeria accepts dual citizenship. It will even be interesting to note that many of your politicians e.g. Dr. Mbadinuju holds a US passport.

Besides isnt it funny that NO WHERE on this thread did i ever claim american citizenship. hmmm talk of someone who just said that saying things u dont know makes one look stupid.

really there are people whom i'd care more what they "thought", you dont fall into that category dear.

no ma'am, it doesnt make me look stupid:

1  we learn everyday, that is why there is always room to correct misrepresentation. If you bothered to ruminate well before tying ur pants in a knot u shld have realised i was a bit skeptical.
2 i very much doubt that MMA has the facilites that denex loves to mock about the US.
3 u said stupid so many times i get the impression u're not a very happy person with emotional problems
4 what can i say about a police dog, i mean how much more stupid can we get.
5 learn how not to just rush into threads foaming in the mouth.

@ simply me, u'd help urself a great deal by directing ur misplaced pity to urself. trust me when i tell u i dont need it.

good to know we now have giant screens if indeed we have.

dont worry dear, i know my father's house, i dont need u to tell me with what hand to point to it. busy urself with ur own issues.

NALFA:
READ THIS AND TELL ME WHAT IT MEANS : يَسْأَلُونَكَ عَنِ الْأَهِلَّةِ قُلْ هِيَ مَوَاقِيتُ لِلنَّاسِ وَالْحَجِّ وَلَيْسَ الْبِرُّ بِأَنْ تَأْتُوا الْبُيُوتَ مِنْ ظُهُورِهَا وَلَكِنَّ الْبِرَّ مَنِ اتَّقَى وَأْتُوا الْبُيُوتَ مِنْ أَبْوَابِهَا وَاتَّقُوا اللَّهَ لَعَلَّكُمْ تُفْلِحُونَ . NOW You KNOW IF UR LITERACY TRAVERSES ALL AREAS.

no wonder the north is so poor, backward and educationally disadvantaged (JAMB), this is all they read. 
And they even dared to call themselves literate!

u sef politician go fit u. the attributes of lying, grandstanding and twisting words have become second nature to you

lol denex, apparently u've never been to a foreign airport before. There are usually hundreds of giant computers showing the flight itinerary for the day. that's where u go look up ur flight details rather than bothering the help desk.

There's NOTHING like that at MMA.

^^^ yeah, including the 99.99% who don't know me and who don't even show on my radar as people that shld be taken seriously. 
Those who know me cann attest to your silly and false comments.  post your own picture lets see how beautiful you are. So many dogs barking while hiding behind their finger.

its obvious who of the two of us is making noise, u're the one desperately seeking attention, posting in block letters and with 1000 exclamation marks. dont worry, siena, denex or hero will soon look ur way.

Despite not being able to sign a new contract, lampard has indicated he wants to end his career at Chelsea. I dont blame him, no other European club wants him (well except for marketing purposes), he cant play for another top club in England and leaving Chelsea is as good as kissing his england spot, european football and top flight football goodbye.

So he's stuck at least until chelsea sell him to newcastle or westham!

at least in US airports there are computers everywhere giving u accurate information. A computer crash can happen anywhere, it is only news when it happens in the US.
How many computers do they have at MMA and does NEPA allow the few there to work at all?

lol denex, i sure say na that one you go see. rest assured the guy is enjoying himself and is doing a great deal better than eating garri.