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RomanceRe: Ladies And Their Parasitic Attitude by Pumpumking: 1:05pm On Dec 23, 2021
Anonymoususher:
Nigerian ladies are one of the worst set of humans beings on earth. So entitled, expectant and stingy.

This Christmas season to avoid unnecessary billing I locked up my money in Piggyvest safe lock plan to avoid unnecessary spending.

So since then I resulted to doing with what I have left and placed only few people in my Christmas budget and they are my mother, my fiancee, my brother and my brother's wife...

I have been getting calls and begging from friends, 90% from female friends and I tell them plainly that I don't have any money to give to anyone this season, it is Christmas celebration for all of us not a money making scheme for the ladies because every where the ladies are always like, come do Christmas for me, bla bla bla... Some have even stopped talking to me since I told them the fact.


In my office, we closed for the year since 17th and I noticed that my male colleagues bought gifts and gave to me, I wasn't expecting any gift though but the female ones, all I get from them is do Christmas for us.

Trying to emotionally blackmail me... So it happened that yesterday I decided to use my church mind to send something to them

These are ladies who earn same thing with me and even more because they get tips from the guys and people who come around...

So, I got some money and these three ladies (after settling my mom, fiancee, brother and in-law), I decided to send something to these female friends of mine and I sent 5k each to them.

The first two ladies called immediately to say thanks but the third one didn't, I asked if she saw any money I sent and she said yes, the tone sounded like someone who expected more...

Immediately I hung up, I saw that the money was reversed by my bank and the 5k got back to me.... She chatted me immediately that they have debited her and reversed the money...

Joy filled my heart and I said God thank you... Immediately I went out to get a nice dinner for myself.
quit naggggin like hungry somali mosssskito if u aint gots moiney to shase women...gaddddmit.....go n find job!!!!(no ofeinse) angry
RomanceRe: Ladies And Their Parasitic Attitude by Pumpumking: 1:04pm On Dec 23, 2021
Anonymoususher:
Nigerian ladies are one of the worst set of humans beings on earth. So entitled, expectant and stingy.

This Christmas season to avoid unnecessary billing I locked up my money in Piggyvest safe lock plan to avoid unnecessary spending.

So since then I resulted to doing with what I have left and placed only few people in my Christmas budget and they are my mother, my fiancee, my brother and my brother's wife...

I have been getting calls and begging from friends, 90% from female friends and I tell them plainly that I don't have any money to give to anyone this season, it is Christmas celebration for all of us not a money making scheme for the ladies because every where the ladies are always like, come do Christmas for me, bla bla bla... Some have even stopped talking to me since I told them the fact.


In my office, we closed for the year since 17th and I noticed that my male colleagues bought gifts and gave to me, I wasn't expecting any gift though but the female ones, all I get from them is do Christmas for us.

Trying to emotionally blackmail me... So it happened that yesterday I decided to use my church mind to send something to them

These are ladies who earn same thing with me and even more because they get tips from the guys and people who come around...

So, I got some money and these three ladies (after settling my mom, fiancee, brother and in-law), I decided to send something to these female friends of mine and I sent 5k each to them.

The first two ladies called immediately to say thanks but the third one didn't, I asked if she saw any money I sent and she said yes, the tone sounded like someone who expected more...

Immediately I hung up, I saw that the money was reversed by my bank and the 5k got back to me.... She chatted me immediately that they have debited her and reversed the money...

Joy filled my heart and I said God thank you... Immediately I went out to get a nice dinner for myself.
angry
RomanceRe: If You Don’t Bleep Her On First Visit? by Pumpumking: 9:56am On Dec 23, 2021
Fxzboyz:
Why is it that If a girl you’ve been toasting visits your house for the first time and you don’t make move to sex her or actually sex her she will start giving you attitude and never want to come again?
Bro but y u scare to fokher on first date....u dont hav moiney? (No oofenese) undecided
RomanceRe: If You Don’t Bleep Her On First Visit? by Pumpumking: 9:55am On Dec 23, 2021
illicit:
We don't make first moves anymore, especially on the first visit


Just be patient, she will make it....
^^^^^story angry
RomanceRe: If You Don’t Bleep Her On First Visit? by Pumpumking: 9:54am On Dec 23, 2021
Johndagr8t:
but your mum come and even came again!!!
u sound like the most inteligent in yor family.......edioooooooooot boy!!!(no oofenese) embarassed
RomanceRe: Why Do Men Now Insist On Getting A Woman Pregnant Before Marriage? by Pumpumking: 10:47pm On Dec 22, 2021
Beebah2000:
okay, just because he's knacking her doesn't mean he's free to get her pregnant. If she's pregnant now, the man might even reject the pregnancy. He might even refuse to marry her. sad sad
Yor confusin us...so if i yansh u, i shudunt pour inside? undecided
RomanceRe: Why Do Men Now Insist On Getting A Woman Pregnant Before Marriage? by Pumpumking: 10:45pm On Dec 22, 2021
Brocode1:
I've noticed a certain trend and I'm in need of explanation. Why do most men these days impregnate women before marrying them? During our days it used to be an abomination but nowadays it seems it's so rampant. I need honest contributions to this thread.
Becuz we need to pour sir!! angry
RomanceMost Romantic Guy Of 2021: REVEALED!!!! by Pumpumking(op): 10:11pm On Dec 22, 2021
...2021 womens opinion polls of nairaland finaly agree & concluded that nairaland females hav now officialy voted him has sexiest most romantic stud of 2021: Pumpumking!!!! (They have taste, thank u) smiley
RomanceRe: I Am In Love With A Married Woman Who Runs A Spa In Lekki by Pumpumking: 4:43pm On Dec 22, 2021
BKsoul:
how can i? who born me.
do u still walk around yor area wit out shoe & can i by u slipppers? (No oofenese) smiley
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Best Decision You Took This Year???? by Pumpumking: 4:41pm On Dec 22, 2021
Nmezor:
its a long story jare. ..He always likes to act like the victim even when he is wrong.
Baby i am inosent untill guiltyly innosent.....please can i kiss u when we link up? cheesy
RomanceRe: Money by Pumpumking: 4:39pm On Dec 22, 2021
2braithe:
Invest in me, I'll just go to club and do dorime small.

Pumpumking do you need moiney
Correction
I dont neeed moiney...i give awaaaaay moiney!!!((REAL TALK)) angry
RomanceRe: What Should I Do Now by Pumpumking: 4:30pm On Dec 22, 2021
Yinkakolawole:
I had a balance of #5,230 in my zenit account & i made a transfer of #5,200 to a POS first bank account. and i forget that zenith bank charges transfer to another bank is #60. and they av debit me the #5,200 but the first bank acct i transfer did not received alert since morning, the transfer i made av hang on air, just because of 30 naira debt, plz what can i do now? anybody with this experience should help me.
ok..so u owin bank 30naira ,& u want us to help u pay 4it.....corrrrect?.....brother are u ok?(,no ofenncse) angry
RomanceRe: What Should I Do Now by Pumpumking: 4:28pm On Dec 22, 2021
Yinkakolawole:
I had a balance of #5,230 in my zenit account & i made a transfer of #5,200 to a POS first bank account. and i forget that zenith bank charges transfer to another bank is #60. and they av debit me the #5,200 but the first bank acct i transfer did not received alert since morning, the transfer i made av hang on air, just because of 30 naira debt, plz what can i do now? anybody with this experience should help me.
angry
RomanceRe: I Pass..i Pass ...I Pass.. Hurrrrray!!!!!!!!!!! by Pumpumking(op): 3:53pm On Dec 22, 2021
SarutobiEky:
Mumu
u dont have moiney for covid test? ...u tink is ok to spread desease & then u blame BUhari as all ways? undecided
PoliticsRe: Maria Igbinedion: Housemaid, Dominion Okoro Recounts How She Killed Her Madam by Pumpumking: 1:02pm On Dec 22, 2021
mightyhaze:
ok, because u be human go carry hardened criminals to babysit your female kids.. use your brains

So wot..she die she die....people die everyday my niggga..so becuz she rich makes her important...fok her bro. Who care, i dont, u dont, we dont. Life goes on my brother!!(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: How I Am Able To Quit Masturbation Addiction Through Nairaland by Pumpumking: 12:54pm On Dec 22, 2021
Nomoress3:
It has been over a year I quit masturbation already. I really appreciate this creators and the main players of the masturbation quiting thread https://www.nairaland.com/5223408/masturbation-quitting-challenge-thread/1202#108706106 for making this achievable. I knew when the thread was created but I was feeling too big to start counting days with people there. I was able to quit for a month at a time before I relapsed and it even got worse until I started actively participating on this thread.

The benefits I noticed
°I started to look fresh and I paid more attention to personal development.

° Increased confidence and I started associating easily with people

°My level of anxiety reduced drastically

°My brain is now as sharp as it used to be when I was young in my secondary school days. Those days, I can learn any skill I wish to, be it electronic, or art skill. When any of my friend does anything, I learn in less than a week no matter how hard it seems. I just realized how long I've lost the skill after I stoped masturbating.

My advice to those that still masturbate

STOP!
Don't listen to those that lie that it has one benefit of the other. It has none just stop and don't be hard on yourself, it's a gradual process.

368th day without masturbation and the benefit is massive. cool cool
ermm bro..if u see Wumi2017....i dont tink u will stop sir..we couldn't!((no oofenese)) wink
PoliticsRe: Maria Igbinedion: Housemaid, Dominion Okoro Recounts How She Killed Her Madam by Pumpumking: 12:50pm On Dec 22, 2021
mightyhaze:
Haba... What kind of news is this?


This is beyond wickedness/evil.. there is a tinge of insanity in this.



How did this kind of specimen end up getting that close to the Igbinedions
.....u are sufffffarrrrin from infariority complex sir......who that hell is Igbinedions.. fok emm.....are they not humman....all u people do is worship scums as if they are God!!!(no ofeinse) angry
RomanceRe: I Pass..i Pass ...I Pass.. Hurrrrray!!!!!!!!!!! by Pumpumking(op): 12:08pm On Dec 22, 2021
ahmthankgod:
Oga, You passed the old version officialy known as covid-19, congrat but omigron character pass corona oh
..ok so u hav omilekan....correct? angry
RomanceRe: I Pass..i Pass ...I Pass.. Hurrrrray!!!!!!!!!!! by Pumpumking(op): 12:07pm On Dec 22, 2021
ahmthankgod:
Oga, You passed the old version officialy known as covid-19, congrat but omigron character pass corona oh
..hmmm angry
RomanceRe: Is It Possible I Get My Rent Back From My Landlord by Pumpumking: 12:06pm On Dec 22, 2021
Olayetan:
Basic is 250k

Total with the wiring
Curtains
Fan
Bed frame
Mattress
And mirror stand
All goes for 500k
No need for commission and agreement and caution fee
Fan? No air-conditioned? undecided
RomanceRe: I Pass..i Pass ...I Pass.. Hurrrrray!!!!!!!!!!! by Pumpumking(op): 12:01pm On Dec 22, 2021
ahmthankgod:
Go do omigron test oh mah see
Bro I passs...did u read the thread? angry
RomanceRe: Is It Possible I Get My Rent Back From My Landlord by Pumpumking: 12:00pm On Dec 22, 2021
Olayetan:
Yeah

Subletting along with the furnitures
Kaiiii..that wud be nice room to smash babe....bro how much? wink
RomanceRe: Is It Possible I Get My Rent Back From My Landlord by Pumpumking: 11:59am On Dec 22, 2021
Olayetan:
Good day everyone,

I recently secured an apartment around ending of September and my rent started counting in October, moved in by ending of October, but right now, i realised i won't be able to live in the apartment due to personal reasons.

My question now is, can i get my rent back from the landlord, this is my 3rd month staying in the house, is there any step to be taken to terminate the rent?

Pls, i need your view on this.
Ones yor landlord can secure a tenant to cover, he will give u yor rent.....If he does not secure a tenant, it will not be fare on him & he will looose out!!((THANK ME LATER)) smiley
RomanceRe: I Pass..i Pass ...I Pass.. Hurrrrray!!!!!!!!!!! by Pumpumking(op):
ahmthankgod:
You passed covid-19 oh not the latest version omigron
which one did u passsssss? ..JAM?? ....i begggggggggggggggy!!! angry
RomanceRe: Soji Urself! by Pumpumking: 12:19am On Dec 22, 2021
AlphaMale666:
You don't need to be in a crew or gang to look cool or enjoy yourself. Soji yourself! Go out on your own and do your own thing ur way. This the way of an alpha.



ok so u advise people togo out alone looookin like lonely actionless mugulick mugu....correct?.....brother..please..go bacccckto bed!!(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: Soji Urself! by Pumpumking: 12:17am On Dec 22, 2021
AlphaMale666:
You don't need to be in a crew or gang to look cool or enjoy yourself. Soji yourself! Go out on your own and do your own thing ur way. This the way of an alpha.
angry
RomanceRe: Toasting Is My Biggest Problem by Pumpumking: 11:21pm On Dec 21, 2021
Gadiola2:
I'm in my early 20's, and I can't relate to girls......I always have this negative feeling whenever i'm around them, sometimes I think that I might not really know what to say to start a conversation.....most of the times i start a conversation and don't know how to conclude it.

It has really affected me socially, especially in the school community, some of my guys could just be talking to a group of girls, and if I show up i won't even be able to stare at them for a few seconds, I will just disappear and find one isolated place to stay.

I know people will tell me to concentrate on my studies or make money but it's not all about that...... your social life also matters.
I don't know how to explain my situation better than this ...Abeg i need help
wow.....ok so u sayin u a 20year old virrgin plannin to disvirgiin yor sef on nairaland....correct?....bro dont woooory..i will talk to some chicks from romance ,litatures & food section!! (((THANK ME LATER))) cheesy
RomanceRe: Toasting Is My Biggest Problem by Pumpumking: 11:19pm On Dec 21, 2021
Gadiola2:
I'm in my early 20's, and I can't relate to girls......I always have this negative feeling whenever i'm around them, sometimes I think that I might not really know what to say to start a conversation.....most of the times i start a conversation and don't know how to conclude it.

It has really affected me socially, especially in the school community, some of my guys could just be talking to a group of girls, and if I show up i won't even be able to stare at them for a few seconds, I will just disappear and find one isolated place to stay.

I know people will tell me to concentrate on my studies or make money but it's not all about that...... your social life also matters.
I don't know how to explain my situation better than this ...Abeg i need help
angry
RomanceRe: Is It Ok To add just a Little Sugar when Cookin Rice? by Pumpumking(op): 10:54pm On Dec 21, 2021
ImaIma1:
Onions in white rice?
I added milk to rice last week and i enjoy it when watching a action movie, Rambo.....they calllit rice pudding sir! wink
RomanceRe: Why Do I Feel Suicidal Every December by Pumpumking: 10:24pm On Dec 21, 2021
Okay1234:
I always feel depressed and unmotivated every December without any reason and it's always complicated by the weather condition. Who else feels this way?
Brother, steppppup yor game & u will never feel the same...EVER!!( REAL TALK) wink
RomanceRe: I Pass..i Pass ...I Pass.. Hurrrrray!!!!!!!!!!! by Pumpumking(op):
2braithe:
I called now and somehow it's one hausa man that was talking.Did you experience this too? huh
U call 119 london & hausa man pick up the call?....brother i don meanto sound rude but when next u hav a friend flyin outter Nigeria....giv them yor phone so when they like in 70,0000 feet above sea level, ask them to open the window & fling that $hit away like toilet roll..yor phone is damage good sir!!(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: I Pass..i Pass ...I Pass.. Hurrrrray!!!!!!!!!!! by Pumpumking(op): 9:22pm On Dec 21, 2021
Can u imagine..if the top was about naaaked women fightin wrestlings wereing thong........nairalanders will flock on this thread like sheeeep.....topic is about covid test & they all disappeared grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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