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RomanceRe: RED Pill: Practice What You Preach by Pumpumking: 12:36pm On Nov 04, 2021
Haylel:
The fourth commandment from da endless list of the red pill tenets is to Starve girls who are undeserving of the attention they crave . Sadly, there are still some block heads who fail to put this in practice in Nairaland.

Siofra. An attention seeking lady squirting all over Nairaland's space looking for cheap attention. Little girls like her should have no single dignified mention in her numerous useless threads.


Pumpumking. Another confused she-male that roves the whole space with rotten English and one-digit IQ.


As your personality isn't for everyone, so is your royal attention - Only those who you deem deserving should get a lil' sip of 'em.
angry
CrimeRe: Security Agent Beheaded In Taraba While Trying To Arrest Cattle Rustler by Pumpumking: 10:09am On Nov 04, 2021
RomanceRe: How Do You Garner These Knowledge?? by Pumpumking: 10:07am On Nov 04, 2021
siofra:
Okay f you!!!
no U aint fokin me...am fokin u!! angry
RomanceRe: How Do You Garner These Knowledge?? by Pumpumking: 10:01am On Nov 04, 2021
siofra:
We can be friends but you'll not "yansh" me cheesy
DEAL IS OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!! angry
RomanceRe: How Do You Garner These Knowledge?? by Pumpumking: 10:00am On Nov 04, 2021
siofra:
We can be friends but you'll not "yansh" me cheesy
angry
RomanceRe: How Do You Garner These Knowledge?? by Pumpumking: 9:51am On Nov 04, 2021
siofra:
Maybe you should read more books, go to your school library, read books there that catches your attention especially fiction.
You can't force yourself to read those books though, you need to be genuinely curious and interested.

There's an alternative though, you can watch videos on YouTube or Facebook, follow channels like Wisecrack, weird history and SCP declassified etc.
^^^^^story
only condition for truce & friend ship:
Let me yansh u so i can fogive u so that we can be friends...deal?.. YOU WANT? cheesy
FamilyRe: My 35 Year Old Brother Is Still A Trouble To My Parents and siblings by Pumpumking: 8:37am On Nov 04, 2021
virginprincess:
That would be a good idea, you guys should try that.
try annnnalsexx? hell no but only if u insist sir.-always wanted. anyways by the way, did i mentions am a londoner & i drives bmw....juss in case u ask. U WANT? smiley
FamilyRe: Can This Be The End? by Pumpumking: 8:32am On Nov 04, 2021
Mercychen:
I like your moniker. It's bears a very strong message and that should keep you going until your dreams materialize.

Don't worry. your miracle is just around the corner. Don't lose hope yet. Hope against hope and God will surely come through for you.
^^^YOU AGAIN!!
which miracle? are u magician? please stiop spreading fake news & desiveing people on nairaland by tellin them u will do magic & delivranse for them..
.thats 419 judas is carrot fakenes person. PLEASE STOP!!(no oofenese)
FamilyRe: Can This Be The End? by Pumpumking: 8:28am On Nov 04, 2021
BKsoul:
You are not a failure, neither will you fail....
Do you know how many people wish to be in your shoes right now? please remove that negative mindset, think big, have that mindset of I CAN DO IT.... No matter how long it takes, something hot must get cold, even if you put it the flask, it simply means that this is a phase that would pass...
Please put on a heart of gratitude because 1001 wish to be you right now... That miracle that would sound like a lie will manifest in your life.. you have already started the step.... I wish you every good things of life.... God bless you bro.
^^^^story
U cuss out peoples family everyday on nairaland & hear u preaching like pastor. U need repent & medical ailivrance asap(no oofenese) undecided
EducationRe: Oyo State College Set Strict Rules Against Dreadlocks And Indecent Dressing by Pumpumking: 8:24am On Nov 04, 2021
Bola146:
I don't know why I hate that dirtiness lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed some guys would resemble mad man 100% grin grin
i agree i all ways was my dik every day to make sure my big dik is clean an 100% sir.... U WANT? smiley
RomanceRe: He Pampers Me A Lot by Pumpumking: 8:10am On Nov 04, 2021
OppyM:
I had to create a new account to seek you guys opinion. I’m a lady in my mid 20s I have been dating my fiancé for a while and it has been great. I see a future with him and I’m thankful I met him.

The issue is I’m a warrior(SS) carrier , that’s what we call ourselves. I look absolutely normal unless I tell you, I doubt if you would notice this. I live normal like every other person, my looks is fine I’m even chubby a bit although I fall sick easily which is normal if you a carrier
Lala please can you help push to front page

My boyfriend genotype is AA which makes us compatible. The issue is we are planing to get married very soon (next year December) but I’m not comfortable the way this man treats me. He doesn’t allow me do anything anytime I visit, even my own meals and laundry is forbidden it makes me look so lazy.

Back at home I do chores as a normal being. I cook for the family wash my own clothes clean the house and all. I do normal Chores although they don’t let me overwork myself but I still work.

The issue now is my boyfriend is against me getting a job saying he is scared because of my health. I told him if I can make it through strenuous uni days why can’t I work. I know when he is serious and he is very skeptical about this. I told him if he doesn’t want me to work he can get a shop at least I won’t do much and he said he is fine with that.

The issue now is the money he budgeted for our wedding next December is what he plans to open a shop for me thereby further shifting the marriage plans to December 2023. I told him instead of doing that why don’t he let me take a job and we should continue with the wedding and all instead of wasting money he doesn’t have

NB: I have an offer waiting for me for a paramilitary job and his fear is that I’m not strong enough. He is even ready to sell his car to set me up. He is a good man but I want him to understand I can take care of myself . Why set me up for a business when I can easily work on my own
bro..wow .so u were pampers ...correct?...how old r u sir?(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: He Pampers Me A Lot by Pumpumking: 8:08am On Nov 04, 2021
OppyM:
I had to create a new account to seek you guys opinion. I’m a lady in my mid 20s I have been dating my fiancé for a while and it has been great. I see a future with him and I’m thankful I met him.

The issue is I’m a warrior(SS) carrier , that’s what we call ourselves. I look absolutely normal unless I tell you, I doubt if you would notice this. I live normal like every other person, my looks is fine I’m even chubby a bit although I fall sick easily which is normal if you a carrier
Lala please can you help push to front page

My boyfriend genotype is AA which makes us compatible. The issue is we are planing to get married very soon (next year December) but I’m not comfortable the way this man treats me. He doesn’t allow me do anything anytime I visit, even my own meals and laundry is forbidden it makes me look so lazy.

Back at home I do chores as a normal being. I cook for the family wash my own clothes clean the house and all. I do normal Chores although they don’t let me overwork myself but I still work.

The issue now is my boyfriend is against me getting a job saying he is scared because of my health. I told him if I can make it through strenuous uni days why can’t I work. I know when he is serious and he is very skeptical about this. I told him if he doesn’t want me to work he can get a shop at least I won’t do much and he said he is fine with that.

The issue now is the money he budgeted for our wedding next December is what he plans to open a shop for me thereby further shifting the marriage plans to December 2023. I told him instead of doing that why don’t he let me take a job and we should continue with the wedding and all instead of wasting money he doesn’t have

NB: I have an offer waiting for me for a paramilitary job and his fear is that I’m not strong enough. He is even ready to sell his car to set me up. He is a good man but I want him to understand I can take care of myself . Why set me up for a business when I can easily work on my own
angry
RomanceRe: When Last Did You Do This?? by Pumpumking: 8:08am On Nov 04, 2021
siofra:
Oh God!!!

This demented goat again!!!
huh? are u sayin i dint yash u? Woukd i lie 2u?
Do u realice lyin is a sin & u can go to hell like judas? Go n repent please!!! angry
RomanceRe: When Last Did You Do This?? by Pumpumking: 8:00am On Nov 04, 2021
czarr:
Guys, when last did you take a break from anything social media and for how long?
Juss last week when i was yashing Siofra sir......didnt hav time to read my snap chart mesagges!! (TRUE STORY) smiley
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can You Date A Uber Driver? by Pumpumking(op): 7:07pm On Nov 03, 2021
juss Notised loads of guys doing uber on nairaland & still pretending to be ballers..
....but then they complian nairaland women are gold digger grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: This Is What A Redpiller's Dick Looks Like (disgusting Photo) by Pumpumking: 6:47pm On Nov 03, 2021
TMTR:
It's obvious that the tuition wasted on your block head would have been better utilized by using it for something else, it would yielded better dividend than the retardness that you are displaying all the place
Bro...yor prikkk loooklike numba 2? (no oofenesece) angry
RomanceRe: I Sold One Of My Kidneys, Now This Is Happening. by Pumpumking: 6:44pm On Nov 03, 2021
EdobabaComedy:
I got a good opportunity to sell one of my kidneys for cool dollars and I did. Now I am busy chopping life.
I am building my own house, got a sweet ride, naking fresh puna, have a nice cozy bar and restaurant that is moving well.

Why die poor with two kidneys when you can chop life with just one.

Abeg who two kidney help
Siofra hav 3 kidney sir but she cant spek English well.....plesse ask am sir! smiley
CelebritiesRe: Drake Spent ₦2.3Billion On Rare Richard Mille Wrist Watch For His Birthday(Pics) by Pumpumking: 6:40pm On Nov 03, 2021
Beckysexy:
And who told you I'm not working for my money ?
Darling tryin to impress me coz am from London is not impress me innnit...u dont hav a jobs.
anyways can i pays u 4000naira cash for only kiss, hug, necking, extra kiss extra hug plus romanse.? U WANT? cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Drake Spent ₦2.3Billion On Rare Richard Mille Wrist Watch For His Birthday(Pics) by Pumpumking: 5:48pm On Nov 03, 2021
Beckysexy:
You are really sick but you had no one to tell you. But now I'm telling you are sick.
anyways i hav moiney & i wanto no u pliease.. pls gimme yor nomba pliase? wink
CelebritiesRe: Drake Spent ₦2.3Billion On Rare Richard Mille Wrist Watch For His Birthday(Pics) by Pumpumking: 5:46pm On Nov 03, 2021
Beckysexy:
You are really sick but you had no one to tell you. But now I'm telling you are sick.

so am sick becoz we expose u has a gold digggers...correct? ...an then u complian u cant find mans on nairaland. U have juss lose a shance to meet mans...SHAME ON U SIR!!!(no oofenese) angry

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