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RomanceRe: This Is What A Redpiller's Dick Looks Like (disgusting Photo) by Pumpumking: 1:30pm On Nov 03, 2021
siofra:
I fūcking knew it!!!! You're a Gaytard
Slow down chippy..i aint gay. FUK NO... I wud yansh u thou outter desparation!!(no oofeinse) undecided
RomanceRe: This Is What A Redpiller's Dick Looks Like (disgusting Photo) by Pumpumking: 12:54pm On Nov 03, 2021
AlhajiBitcoin:
This Zzor nor wan get work...
dyamm right sir.. Zzor/Siofra are the same bacteria sir.... worse part is she using another person photo again to woo men!! undecided
RomanceRe: This Is What A Redpiller's Dick Looks Like (disgusting Photo) by Pumpumking: 12:52pm On Nov 03, 2021
siofra:
Oh God! Pumpumking you're so dumb you actually think Drella is a woman

huh? ..man / woman? so wot? wot difffarense does that make? I begggggggggy go n sit down under dinning table mennnnnn!!!! (goat) angry
RomanceRe: This Is What A Redpiller's Dick Looks Like (disgusting Photo) by Pumpumking: 11:26am On Nov 03, 2021
Drella:
I prefer 2.
^^^^^,NO TASTE!!! angry
RomanceRe: This Is What A Redpiller's Dick Looks Like (disgusting Photo) by Pumpumking: 11:26am On Nov 03, 2021
Drella:
I prefer 2.
angry
RomanceRe: This Is What A Redpiller's Dick Looks Like (disgusting Photo) by Pumpumking:
Drella:
And your signature reads "I'm not a troll angry "
Drana...please ignore that fooolish Siofra, she childish like a children....anyways so wot kinda prikkk do u nomaly prefa sir?
1) Our London sweet prikkk 

2) or those local cheap home base Nigeria skinny lookin midget prikkk that looooklike toothpig angry
RomanceRe: Guys On Ear Studs And Earrings Are Attractive by Pumpumking: 9:21am On Nov 03, 2021
TMTR:
Yeah damn right they are, I got a couple of these and you need to see the stares when I step out but who send them, certainly not me cheesy grin
Ok...bro... so u sayin u dress like woman to get men but u aint realy gay...correct?.well.some body told u last week yor head is not correct but i defended u..even ordnarry Siofra say yor head is not correct, i still defend now.at least now we can all clearly agree yor head is not correct!!(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: Guys On Ear Studs And Earrings Are Attractive by Pumpumking: 9:09am On Nov 03, 2021
TMTR:
Yeah damn right they are, I got a couple of these and you need to see the stares when I step out but who send them, certainly not me cheesy grin
angry
RomanceRe: #Buttocks - 5 Proven Ways To Get A Bigger Butt by Pumpumking: 2:05am On Nov 03, 2021
funshyboi:
Oga ooo, all for us men?
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RomanceRe: #Buttocks - 5 Proven Ways To Get A Bigger Butt by Pumpumking: 2:03am On Nov 03, 2021
Godbest:
We’re now in the era of the ‘big booty’ where the measure of sex appeal is linked to the prominence of our behinds! Most social media platforms such as Instagram, Facebook and also music videos are plagued with women competing to gain the ‘biggest butt’ title. With the likes of Kim Kardashian and Amber Rose, gone are the days where we tried to tame our butts in countless exercise classes and asking ‘does my bum look big in this’ hoping for some reassurance that our behinds were in fact petit and pert. We have scrutinized and selected some of the best ways to get that big booty you’ve always dreamed of, and you may be surprised to learn that it isn’t all about exercise!

#1 – Protein

Most sites focus solely upon the exercises to perform in order to build up your glutes, but fail to consider diet as a catalyst to the big booty. When working on building your big behind, the most important thing to remember is protein protein protein! You can work out like a bodybuilder and train like an athlete but if you don’t take in enough protein, you won’t supply your glutes with the amino acids they need to actually grow the muscles. Try including protein rich foods into your diet such as fish, lean meats, eggs, nuts and seeds! If you are working out substantially, you may want to consider taking a protein supplement such as ‘The Protein Works – Whey Protein 80” which is specifically designed to give your body all it needs to build your beautiful behind!
Pleaaese help Siofra sir.....she need help urgently!!! angry
CelebritiesRe: Drake Spent ₦2.3Billion On Rare Richard Mille Wrist Watch For His Birthday(Pics) by Pumpumking: 1:04am On Nov 03, 2021
Beckysexy:
I like you grin
U a gold digggers. Of cose u like me.
So how did u no i hav moiney & how did u no am a londoner & who told u i leave in rich area of London call pekam & who told am a ballers?(no oofenesece) angry
RomanceRe: Reply; I Am Not A 10 Secs Man And I Love MouthAction(sensitive Pictures) by Pumpumking: 12:58am On Nov 03, 2021
Scientists:
angry angry angry kiss



Please nairalander help me, I am depressed. Should I tow back this monster back home or should I sweep our sitting room and drink tea afterwards?
WOW...ok bro so u sayin u giv men mouth action but u not really gay....corrrect?.....u enjoy gay porn romantick movies sir?(,no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: Please Is This Guy Gay? (photo) by Pumpumking: 12:22am On Nov 03, 2021
novia22:
LWKMD!!!
angry
RomanceRe: How To Lastlong During Sex by Pumpumking: 12:02am On Nov 03, 2021
miracle117:
Please I need help on how to lastlong during sex, I only last a minute and I feel ashame of myself,please and very serious I need help and advice, am not joking please ��,I need sincere advice
Brother i only last 20 second....who cares? Are u racing for Olympick? Bro ones i pour,am done for the next babe.... aint gots time to be checking clock f...dont let any dumb chick blame. We callit pour n go sir

Wake up!

(THATS HOW BIG BOYS ROLE) angry
RomanceRe: Please Is This Guy Gay? (photo) by Pumpumking: 11:57pm On Nov 02, 2021
Drella:
Aye e fe baje ni?
Spek good English please...nairaland is not a market place innnit.....have u even beeento london sef innnit?

LEVELS!! (this is shamefull) angry
RomanceRe: Anal Beads: Everything You Should Know Before Trying Them For The First Time by Pumpumking: 11:55pm On Nov 02, 2021
Simmie96:
Sex keeps evolving every day with new activities and toys being introduced; the introduction of anal beads, butt plugs, dildos, strap-ons, etc. all bring pleasure and exciting sex life. The butt hole is another organ in the body that can be stimulated for great anal play.

There are different things you need to know as a beginner if you decide to dive into the exciting anal world; it goes beyond the great feeling you hear or read about. You need to prepare yourself physically and mentally before sticking anal beads into your rectum.

Before you try anal play, below is everything you need to know about using anal beads.

What are anal beads?
Anal beads are a type of intimacy gadget that are used either alone or with a partner to enhance orgasms. The anal beads are similar to small light bulbs attached to a string with a grip on the end.

The grip at the end of the beads is to allow for easy removal after insertion. The beads are for insertion into the anus and are known for stimulating the sensitive nerves located at the entrance of the anus, increasing sexual pleasure.

Difference between a butt plug and anal beads

Where anal beads are used for stimulating the nerve endings of your anus during the insertion and removal process, butt plugs are used to create internal fullness and pressure.

Read more on curvygirljournal.com.
anal bead is goood. I use it all the times, 4real. I plan to test it on Siofra thou & i hope she lovvvvit smiley
RomanceRe: Please Is This Guy Gay? (photo) by Pumpumking: 11:52pm On Nov 02, 2021
UndauntedYOCA:
I think he's got a gf sef. He uploaded her picture a while back.
angry
RomanceRe: Please Is This Guy Gay? (photo) by Pumpumking: 11:49pm On Nov 02, 2021
Drella:
Enioluwa Adeoluwa is his name.He has a girlfriend called Osas.Her breast big die.
He is effeminate but he does girls... don't know if he is bi.
But keep off,he is taken.

SLOW DOWN DRELAKULI.....& ..LOOOOKKHEAR WOMAN ........WILL U STOP PROMOTING YOR SANGOLOPOLOFATICK FAGGOTASILINT GAYNESS HOMO FAGGOTICK BLIND DATE HERE ON ROMANSE SECTION gaddddemit?........Nairaland is strictly for chasssin women gadeammit! (no oofenesece) angry
RomanceRe: Please Is This Guy Gay? (photo) by Pumpumking: 10:54pm On Nov 02, 2021
siofra:
Means you'll not like pumpumking because he's like this man grin grin
the nest time u mention my london name....i will double backhand slap that yor gorila mango lookin face tru the intanet!!! ((GOAT)) angry
HealthRe: Man Shows His Amazing Body Transformation In Just Two Years (Photos) by Pumpumking: 10:44pm On Nov 02, 2021
Drella:
Ask.com
ok u win..please please please i beg can i mate wit u? I hav moiney & i use to be millionaire & i own 2 bmw i beg.....at least if u dont wannto mate me, can only the head enter? I beg? Please? cheesy
RomanceRe: Why You Should Not Waste Much Time Asking Her Out by Pumpumking: 9:19pm On Nov 02, 2021
Haylel:
I fall sick when i read rotten English. When you write a lil' bit better, I'd give a befitting reply.
Bros...go n watch blue film i beg.....jusss watch putamama leon part 1 to part 16 sir!!!! undecided
RomanceRe: Ladies. U Find Out Your Man Drink Garri & Sometimes Eat Puff Puff Or Sugarcane.. by Pumpumking(op): 9:15pm On Nov 02, 2021
[WOW....i juss seen a lightskin babe at my millionaires friend house drinking garrrri wit ice block......and then insted of hiding it from me...she said hi & continue drinking!!! (Wot that fok did i juss withness) angry
HealthRe: Man Shows His Amazing Body Transformation In Just Two Years (Photos) by Pumpumking: 9:09pm On Nov 02, 2021
Drella:
You ain't funny no more...and you're getting older.
You should start living a meaningful life and quit trolling henceforth!
Ok babe i apologice...please can we talk about blue film please? cheesy
RomanceRe: Why You Should Not Waste Much Time Asking Her Out by Pumpumking: 9:06pm On Nov 02, 2021
Haylel:
I'd lose a bet if you came out of a psychiatric hospital as normal.
Harrry yor matesvr on nairaland shasing women but insted, u hear talking tonme about pancake hospital...u must be related to BKsoul... GOAT!!(no oofenesece) angry
HealthRe: Man Shows His Amazing Body Transformation In Just Two Years (Photos) by Pumpumking: 8:02pm On Nov 02, 2021
Drella:
Custard??
Na hunger go kill person grin

Wow..so u sayin u broke & u dont have moiney & u survive on custard n bread?....shame
If u was hear in London, i could have bought u our London big boy food called kebab n chips....
Anyways did i mention i drive juss a Range rover (only £33,000 ..payed cash) with alloy wills & say nav......juss in case u ask!! wink
RomanceRe: Which Age Does Menstruation Start? by Pumpumking: 3:52pm On Nov 02, 2021
doksblog:
Menstruation, also known as period or monthly circle, is the regular discharge of blood and mucosal tissue commonly known as menses, from the inner lining of the uterus through the vagina.

The first period usually begins between 12 and 15 years of age, a period known as menarche. However, I had a female friend who confidently told me that she started menstruating at the age of nine (9) and I was stuck for words.

"Are you for real", I asked her? She Replied YES OF COURSE!

Actually, I thought she was joking with me but for the fact that she repeated it over and over again shows that it was really a life experience. But, can that be OK?

Is menstruation at the age of 8 or 9 normal? At what age should a girl start menstruating? What are the factors that contribute to menstruation at tender age among girls?........................Continue reading

https://doksblog.com/9-0r-15which-age-does-menstruation-start/
my pitbull terrriier , Bingo started mentrating her perrriod afetr 6 month thou so brother, the anser is 6 month time sir!!! (THANK ME LATER) smiley
RomanceRe: I Really Need A Guy by Pumpumking: 3:46pm On Nov 02, 2021
FutureIsFemale:
Please I really need a guy that is good at trolling.
There is a Nairalander I want to be trolled until he deactivate.

He has been a pain on my neck.

I will pay if you want me to.

His moniker is lexy2014.

I have called the mods on him but it seems the mods of this forum are lazy about their jobs.
sweeethat...gooood news

I have talk to my brother lexy2014 & he have agree to be gentlemanly nice to u & stop harasssssin u no more becuz he is a true gentle man.

the great news is technicaly....u now owe me, me 2 mouth to mouth kiss call french kiss, tight hug, extra kiss on yor cheeks & extra hug, extra tight hug plus juss punnny (which we will discuss soon). I dont mind choppin quick kiss now thou ...THANK ME LATER!!!!
wink
CelebritiesRe: Cubana Chief Priest Speaks On Obi Cubana’s Arrest By EFCC by Pumpumking: 3:40pm On Nov 02, 2021
Odewaleadesoye:
https://dailypost.ng/2021/11/02/cubana-chief-priest-speaks-on-obi-cubanas-efcc-arrest/
What doesn’t kill us makes us stronger, we Igbos are used to this.....YEA RIGHT.. ..u ...Steeeeeeewpppid eddddioootick 419 casablankatonick
puuuunk azzz fraudsta cubana-chief-priest..

stewwwwpid sccum.. All they do is glorify fraudSs..Every time they catch IBO fraudtsa people.., they blame EFCC...steeewpid Puta people.....always fraud, drug or terrrorist lead by that midget scum Namdi Kanu...who shud rot in jail
GREAT WORK EFFC.........cubana-chief-priest ....YOU PUUUNK CRIMINAL SCUMM .., YOU NEXT!!!!!!! (no ofeinse).
angry

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