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RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been With Someone Who Has More Sexual Appetite Than You? by Pumpumking: 3:24pm On Nov 01, 2021
NovesaTillie:
This new guy I just met has stamina like a horse cry
Yesterday I had to pretend that I was having a headache before he could get off me ; tongue

Have you ever had a partner with an insatiable thirst and stamina for bedroom gymnastics?
How did you handle it because I know my coochieline is sweet but I don't want him to finish me cheesy cheesy

yor boyfriend is a small boy truss me...if i yansh u ehhh, yor wig will fall of!!(TRUE STORY) angry
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been With Someone Who Has More Sexual Appetite Than You? by Pumpumking: 3:23pm On Nov 01, 2021
NovesaTillie:
This new guy I just met has stamina like a horse cry
Yesterday I had to pretend that I was having a headache before he could get off me ; tongue

Have you ever had a partner with an insatiable thirst and stamina for bedroom gymnastics?
How did you handle it because I know my coochieline is sweet but I don't want him to finish me cheesy cheesy
angry
RomanceRe: Pls Help!!! My Girlfriend Is Putting Pressure On Me by Pumpumking: 3:22pm On Nov 01, 2021
Lazypoke:
We have been dating for five years, and in all these years I have not slept with her for once because she is a virgin. We are in a long distance relationship she is in delta state and am in Lagos, whenever she visits me or I visit her, she is always putting pressure on me to sleep with although I already told her to wait till we get married. Whenever I give in to pressure, I will discover that I body is too tight I can't even penetrate I will just get fed and leave the house. She will start crying that am not patient enough that I should keep on trying. She is 24 years old. She will be visiting me again in Lagos this December and she already told me that it's now or never I must find a way to penetrate her. Am really confused I don't know what to do.
^^story

Brother please if u dont wanto smash.......let me smash i beg!!(no oofenesece)
angry
RomanceRe: Pls Help!!! My Girlfriend Is Putting Pressure On Me by Pumpumking: 3:20pm On Nov 01, 2021
Lazypoke:
We have been dating for five years, and in all these years I have not slept with her for once because she is a virgin. We are in a long distance relationship she is in delta state and am in Lagos, whenever she visits me or I visit her, she is always putting pressure on me to sleep with although I already told her to wait till we get married. Whenever I give in to pressure, I will discover that I body is too tight I can't even penetrate I will just get fed and leave the house. She will start crying that am not patient enough that I should keep on trying. She is 24 years old. She will be visiting me again in Lagos this December and she already told me that it's now or never I must find a way to penetrate her. Am really confused I don't know what to do.
angry
CrimeRe: Suspected Yahoo Boy Sprays Money Along Sapele Road In Benin City (Video) by Pumpumking: 11:13am On Nov 01, 2021
Voice22:
Yahoo Boy See Spraying a money Along Sapele Road In Benincity. As a nairal land reporter what did you think.is wrong with our youth they want to live big without working on it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRr4mWHGkzk
THIS VIDEO IS 3 YEARS OLD GADDDDEMMMIT....PLEASE STOP POSTING RUBBBBISH ON NAIRALAND....and for the record, there is another video of this guys dead ina car acident!!!!! angry
PoliticsRe: ISIS Releases Video Of 12-year-old Terrorist Executing Two Nigerian Soldiers by Pumpumking: 9:08am On Nov 01, 2021
Emergingnation:
ISIS Releases Video Of 12-year-old Terrorist Executing Two Nigerian Soldiers

In the 17-minute long video, the soldiers were shot dead by the insurgent with AK-47.

The Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS), also known as Daesh (Arabic) has released a video showing a 12-year-old member of ISWAP (Islamic State's West Africa Province), the breakaway Boko Haram faction executing two Nigerian soldiers.

In the 17-minute long video, the soldiers were shot dead by the insurgent with his AK-47. 


The video which was called "Makers of Epic Battles" also covered other attacks from ISWAP's spring campaign in Borno and Yobe states in 2021.

Analysing the footage, Tomasz Rolbiecki, a researcher on Islamic State’s attacks worldwide described the execution as “awful.”

“There are no words to describe how awful it is,” Rolbiecki posted on Twitter.

He continued, “In general, the video is mainly covering the attacks from ISWAP's spring campaign in northern Borno and Yobe, although there are also clips from southeastern and southwestern parts of Borno state.

“Most of the footage had been published in photo reports long before this video was released. Daesh has been doing it for years. However, there is also some new material.

“ISWAP confirms the militants are using an APC (seems like a Mowag Piranha variant) for the first time in a long time, if not ever. News of them using APCs and MRAPs have been circulating for a while now, but we have not seen a confirmation until now.

“The attack on Gajiram is next. It is difficult to say which one is it since there were several in the last year, and the footage was not released previously in any form.

“Then ISWAP shows an IED attack which must have happened in Mallam Fatori (I do not have the exact date). A video shot by one of the soldiers attacked by that IED is used by the militants to show the aftermath. That is a technique sometimes used by Daesh.

“After that, a clip from Geidam, in Yobe State, is shown. This was the attack from 23 April, in which ISWAP briefly established control over the town. We have seen most of that footage previously as well.”

http://saharareporters.com/2021/10/31/isis-releases-video-12-year-old-terrorist-executing-two-nigerian-soldiers
....this muslim people mennn.....alll in the name of there gsddddem Ala...THIS IS FOKED UP.(no oofenese) angry
Foreign AffairsRe: Germany: Afghan Refugee Vandalizes Church Cause He Can’t Accept Christianity by Pumpumking: 11:23pm On Oct 31, 2021
Lamanii22:
Ki won da werey kpada lo si afghan.... (They should deport him back to afghan, shebi o lon stupid)
Spek English gadddemit..nairaland is not market place angry

anyways please can i chop kiss twise? smiley
RomanceRe: Make A Wish For The Month Of November by Pumpumking: 11:22pm On Oct 31, 2021
Mood11:
Hey people.

No long talks, make a wish as we step into the new month of November..

May the heavens spare our lives to witness the end of the year and many more to come..

Here's mine,
I wish to get good business deals that will leave me smiling to the bank cheesy
angry
CelebritiesRe: Annie wan Kill Tuface? - Annie Idibia 'hits 2face’s Head With Fire Extinguisher by Pumpumking: 10:33pm On Oct 31, 2021
BKsoul:
i am more sensible than all your whole generation put together, that is why i am able to see through your pretending cunning ass...
Now i ask again.... Did the nairalander that you had a bad experience with bleep you freely like a oshofree that you are? now you see that you are no different from the pregnant lady you are mocking... the only difference lies in the post pills you have been consuming....
Sha have mercy on the unfortunate man that will end up with your suckaway ass....
^^^^ilitarate dumb brainless she goat that need mental help...hopefully she stop cussin every one before next year valentine day(ediiiot chick) embarassed
RomanceRe: Why Do Some Ladies Prefer bad Guys? by Pumpumking: 9:27pm On Oct 31, 2021
God1000:
I've been pondering on this for some time now, do we live in a morally bankrupt society where good values are not considered anymore before dating or marrying someone because there's so much weird behaviour and news nowadays, there's another trend of females going after the toffs and socialites, mostly the harpy and snobs! how about marrying someone you know that has a bright future, I'm not trying to stereotype or profile the entire female gender, we still have a handful of good ones, but the preponderance/vast majority of delusional and misquided ones prefer bad boys for the reasons known to them alone.
Back in school I had a guy that dated countless ladies due to his ruggedness while I struggled to even date one, some ladies don't like calm and gentle guys which is an aberration and anomaly to me.
If good virtues are no longer a consideration, then that explains why we have too many unholesome unions these days and I fear for the future of this country.
So as a lady what are the qualities you look out for in a man? Intelligent and calm guys or cult boys?

The invasion of western civilization into our culture is another problem

Lastly I understand the fact that we all cannot be the same, or behave in a particular way, life is about choices, we all have our preferences regardless of compatibility, but I will also advise young people to be circumspect to avoid sad stories, don't get yourself into an entanglement that will mar your life, be painstaking and wise, there's no need getting into a relationship with someone you're poles apart.

Wishing you a blissful and fabulous Sunday.
Because we more handsomer sir!!(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: Let’s Talk!! Who Owns The Breast Of A Woman? The Husband Or The Child? by Pumpumking: 8:55pm On Oct 31, 2021
DriverX:
The woman owns her breast. She's not for sale, and is bound to feed her child for a while.

Why not also ask who owns her nose, or her anus since we're asking stupid questions.
THAT BOOOOBSI BELONG TO MANS .....not some gaddddem childrens gadddemit. ...fok those kid...we own that $hit!!! (no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: Let’s Talk!! Who Owns The Breast Of A Woman? The Husband Or The Child? by Pumpumking: 6:29pm On Oct 31, 2021
emmyluizzz:
who gives a Bleep about Mohammed.....

besides becos your pegan God did not have kids does not mean he hated kids...you are so du*B



besides Jesus Christ who is my personal lord and savior did not have kids but he loves children a lot



you are so backward...I pity you


alot
Really?...so he love childrens alot but cannot adopt juss one children...correct?..he scared of child sopot?
Again my brother....i dont meanto sound rude coz i belif u honestly belif yor head may not be correct!!(no oofenesece) angry
RomanceRe: Let’s Talk!! Who Owns The Breast Of A Woman? The Husband Or The Child? by Pumpumking: 5:16pm On Oct 31, 2021
emmyluizzz:
you are m*d

only witches and wizards hate kids....

Muhammad & muslim Ala did not have a children. ...so u sayin Muhammed is a witch....correct?....brother i dont meannnto sound rudes but if yor head is not correct, please sheck the mirror!!(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: Let’s Talk!! Who Owns The Breast Of A Woman? The Husband Or The Child? by Pumpumking: 4:39pm On Oct 31, 2021
emmyluizzz:
So biologically, a woman breasts are primarily for nourishment
of infants and also serve as her secondary sexual
characteristics.
Fok those hungry lityle gadddem tings no man want,i hate kid, we hate kid ,no man want gadddem kid. They take over $hit like they own $hit sukin booobsi like its there human right. fok them sir!!(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: Let’s Talk!! Who Owns The Breast Of A Woman? The Husband Or The Child? by Pumpumking: 4:36pm On Oct 31, 2021
emmyluizzz:
So biologically, a woman breasts are primarily for nourishment
of infants and also serve as her secondary sexual
characteristics.
angry
FamilyRe: I Just Discovered My Wife's Past, How She Lived Her Life While On Campus by Pumpumking: 3:51pm On Oct 31, 2021
BKsoul:
Na true nah.....Go through all his thread... he blames everyone but himself....Mr Liegeman should kip on comparing.... may he contract hiv from that his revenge seeking mission over what doesn't even in any way concern him....maybe he will blame mr lostchild then...they kuku both fit each other.....

Ilitracy is a deseace. the day u learn to spek good English & not that village pigeon english..i will pasonaly pay u 200 naira cash for efort.(( this is why people wonder if they spek English in Nigeria))...sad! undecided
FamilyRe: Nigerian Lady Is Looking For A Sperm Donor. See Qualifications by Pumpumking:
BKsoul:
Tell that to your never do well god forsaken mother...
...U need man in yor life & i will help u if u help me help u twise! undecided
FoodRe: Photos Of Porcupine, Monkey, Antelope, Deer & Crocodile Killed By My Brother by Pumpumking: 3:36pm On Oct 30, 2021
AskProf:
Are they all to be eaten?
Wrong question....thats the weekend dinnner!! angry
HealthRe: 3 Fast Food Workers Unconscious After Inhaling Generator Fumes by Pumpumking: 3:17pm On Oct 30, 2021
Nmezor:
Glad they pulled through
Pull? Kaiiii, hell yea. Nmezor i all ways pull out cheesy
RomanceRe: The Desperation Of Men by Pumpumking: 3:15pm On Oct 30, 2021
Firefoxy:
Recently, you notice a lot of single guys making threads to give relationship advice to girls and telling them how to act in relationships. Hardly would you see a girl make a thread to ask for a lover, or tell men how to act in relationships.

We’ve come to the times where more and more men are growing desperate as they do not meet the standards of women. Sometimes they project their insecurities on women by saying you’d be alone forever, other times they try to convince you that you need to get married as soon as possible, even though you have no interest in it. You’re supposed to believe that you need them more, that way you become desperate too and stoop low to accept these low quality men.

Although they first convince themselves that they have to become a certain type of man, only then will women chase them. But it never works. Because they take advice from and listen to other desperate and bitter men, instead of women.

Research has shown that as time goes by, more men will be involuntary single.

https://ifstudies.org/blog/male-sexlessness-is-rising-but-not-for-the-reasons-incels-claim

They become incels and they pose a great danger to women. Because the world isn’t like it used to be, and more women are losing interest. They feel entitled to a life partner and when they can’t get that, desperation turns to hate. From belittling women on the internet, to committing crimes like rape and femicide. I’m afraid the time is here.


Good afternoon.
I agree angry
EducationRe: Please Guys, Is There Public Holiday Tomorrow? by Pumpumking: 3:00pm On Oct 30, 2021
Mercychen:
I understand there's an Eid. Something celebration on Tuesday and I've been hearing mixed info that there's public holidays tomorrow. How true is this?

Anyone with authentic info about this before I go and waste my time going out tomorrow.

I've tried reaching the bursar of my school but his phone is switched off.
u dont have calender? anyways yes tomorow is bank holiday. Please please please i beg u, can we do sexx tape like tawa savage so we can selllit and make N10,000 cash? uU WANT? cheesy
FoodRe: How Many Of These Soups Have You Tried? by Pumpumking: 2:56pm On Oct 30, 2021
iamyemiakins:
How many of the soups in the picture below have you tried/tasted?

I have tried six of them:
Okra
Ewedu
Ogbono
Egusi
Ẹ̀fọ́ rírò
Gbegiri
bro i chop in expensive restorants with babes.. and to be honest, this kinda fooods ate eaten by village or broke people....not we people from the city!(no ofeinse sir) angry
FoodRe: What Can A Single Guy/lady Cook With #4000 for the week? by Pumpumking: 2:53pm On Oct 30, 2021
Mercychen:
Is it too small?

If you cook one derica of rice and pack it into 6 plates in the freezer.
Then make half pot of soup and buy like half painter garri 500.
The packs of rice will take you 3days ( morning and night). Then the soup/garri, four days. What else?
small? YOU AGAIN!!
corection. My dik is big truss me.. lass time i measure it was 13.5 incshes. its not 15 incshes loooong. was yor nomba please? U WANT? cheesy
FamilyRe: Nigerian Lady Is Looking For A Sperm Donor. See Qualifications by Pumpumking: 2:49pm On Oct 30, 2021
BKsoul:
Nna eh... ke ajoka..... kedu ife unu se gi delu welu luo dis extent?
spek english gadddemit...nairaland is not a market place for market womens!! angry
FoodRe: What Can A Single Guy/lady Cook With #4000 for the week? by Pumpumking: 2:18pm On Oct 30, 2021
Yemsam01:
No bro, you don't have to insult us who cook because we can't afford to buy food outside not to talk of hiring a cook. The country is hard, and nobody choose to be a houseboy or poor person. It's the situation and I know it's going to change for better for me and everybody. If you have, you don't need to insult those that are trying everything possible to eat just one meal per day. Thanks

how can man cook? only houseboy or gay mans coook sir. can u imagine mans wereing apron? WTF? a man wereing apron cookin in the kitchen look like man wereing dress coooking sir.. u were dress ? real mans dont do that $hit..we dont!!...THATS GAY MOVE!!!!(no ofeinse) angry
RomanceRe: I'm Confused, Please Help!!! by Pumpumking: 10:53am On Oct 30, 2021
Candycrushy:
This guy has been sending me threats of how he's planning to harm me, just because i refused to date him ( its just one week of knowing him and there'sno way of dating because he's someone i can settle for)...i would have posted screenshots of chats here but i angrily blocked and deleted his number and chats...

He's a staff at GIGM....I plan to report him anonymously through their customer care line but I'm not sure if its the right thing to do...i dont even have the threats chats to pin him with

I need suggestions on what to do pls
Mods please push to frontpage...
sweeery dont mind this ilitarate people mennn. they shattin rubbbish sir..please describe yor sef from left to right ,& are u lightskin? smiley
RomanceRe: I'm Confused, Please Help!!! by Pumpumking: 10:50am On Oct 30, 2021
falcon01:
@candycrushy Take this message to the nearest police station and report, case closed.

Police station?..in Nigeria?.. u want Nigerian Police to flog her for wastin police time? undecided
RomanceRe: Please Recommend A Good Lightening Cream For My Skin I Am Getting Married. by Pumpumking: 10:42am On Oct 30, 2021
Ladies and Gents pls my skin is getting darker and my wedding is 4weeks away I want to glow on my wedding day. I am naturally light skin but getting darker dis days pls tell me a very good cream to use including d price thanks all.
Brother..juss use cocobatter mixed wit onions water llus cow rine & vitamin k but add sugar wit maggi salt & dome babyoil wit a little garrri mixed wit water sir
....I will torn yellow in 3 says sir!!!(THANK ME LATER))) wink
FoodRe: What Can A Single Guy/lady Cook With #4000 for the week? by Pumpumking: 10:37am On Oct 30, 2021
Harrykn:
With the way prices of foodstuffs are increasing everyday in our country I doubt 4,000 naira can cook quality food. N800 food in restaurant can barely carry people like a day * 1wk.
Considering people who earn 15-30k monthly and family, country hard.
ermm slowdown brother..coookin is for houseboy ..useless people but mostly poooor people sir..
i dont cook...i hav chef who coook for me & i pay him monthly!!(no oofenese)
angry
RomanceRe: Muslim-christian Love Story Going Awry: What Can We Do? by Pumpumking:
bolargeez:
It was as if we were overtly meant for each other. We've been inseperable for the past nine months. She is a Christian and I a muslim. Suddenly she started freaking out, saying she can't marry a muslim. She's really hurting herself as she is having a  sleepless night. She is in love with me from all indication, but she is totally torn.

What can we do to save her and my love because life without her is somehow incomplete. Save me save my gal. I let her realize that religion is nothing about relationship this but she is getting berserk.

Kindly advise,

Brother, the key to any woman is sukin there pumpum...truss me. Once u sukkkit, she will love u for life & marry u tomorow....u hav to suk her pumpum & if u shy, juss cover yor eyes & suk sir!.....u dont belif me, juss ask Siofra sir!!

(((THANK ME LATER))) smiley
RomanceRe: Ever Seen A Very Decent-looking Girl Someone Is Sleeping With. by Pumpumking: 10:29am On Oct 30, 2021
cutecommend:
Have you ever had this shocker of trusting a decent-looking girl, sharing her testimony of how decent she is, hailing her as a wife-material, only to discover she is sleeping with a tout or a careless guy...

Share your experience.
^^^see these 14yer old intanet gangsta....son do u hav schkooool homewok?(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: Ever Seen A Very Decent-looking Girl Someone Is Sleeping With. by Pumpumking: 10:28am On Oct 30, 2021
cutecommend:
Have you ever had this shocker of trusting a decent-looking girl, sharing her testimony of how decent she is, hailing her as a wife-material, only to discover she is sleeping with a tout or a careless guy...

Share your experience.
angry

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