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RomanceRe: No Male Nairalander Is As Handsome As This Man (photo) by Pumpumking: 5:37pm On Oct 26, 2021
siofra:
See as person fine like three people cool grin

All these nairaland men that look like apes please stay away from this thread.

Please if you're not as handsome or wealthy or as famous as this man don't ever mention or quote me again.

Pumpumking can you everrrr??

And the guy is so intelligent!!! So kindddd!!! Extremely generoussss!!!
Please how can a Nigerian man be this perfecthuh And the way he writes goddd!!!!

Please I ask again, how can a Nigerian man be this perfect?

The one that is bursting my brain is that he's a writer
Handsome Nigerian men don't write.
u insalt meby comparrrrin me wit a mofo angry
TravelRe: Does In Uk How Do You Catch Fun? Because Am Fucking Bored In England. by Pumpumking: 3:45pm On Oct 26, 2021
morinto:
I stay in derby town. Do u have idea about the place?
Derby? Bro London is were the action is unless u interested in white women or gay mens. in derby, u will only see rabbits, squiirrels & antelope ..but of u come to london, u will see big yansh: Lightskin, half cast, yellow & dakskin. Best thing to do is find a place to stay in London for yor weekend then I will show u the MOINEY!!!!!! wink
TravelRe: Does In Uk How Do You Catch Fun? Because Am Fucking Bored In England. by Pumpumking: 12:20pm On Oct 26, 2021
morinto:
Am in the uk for pass three months. No friends and my social life is zero. Most of my friends think say I dey ball but am fucking boring over here. Went to night club to catch fun but I regretted of wasting my money because nor girl or boy even notice me. Does in uk how una dey do amam?

see yor head like potato sand whiches.. why u takenadvise from thise homebase immmigrants who never steeped outter Nigeria..they dont even have passport. Am a true Londonder, born & bread & i will help u:


Rule number 1:
what location u stay in the UK will detemine the kinda fun u will have:
are u in North, East, Soutth, west or outside london: what location are u?

RUle number 2:
wot are u loooking for: White women, black women, jamaica women, polish women (they always have big yansh), South africa women, Somali, Gay men, Cougars (Old women lookin for young blood), Gay clubs, white men,Nigerian restorant... worrrrrrrrrever...

Rule number 3
if u in London, then there is thousands of joints...depends on wot kinda music u wanna here.

Rule number 4
Quit wearing that gadddem Ankara in london coz insted of babes comin at u...immmigration will ship yor azzz back to Calabar state!! (TRUE STORY) angry
Answer the questions & i will recomend were u can get babes or gay mans tonight sir!!!! ((((THANK ME LATER))) cheesy
TravelRe: Does In Uk How Do You Catch Fun? Because Am Fucking Bored In England. by Pumpumking: 10:37am On Oct 26, 2021
morinto:
Am in the uk for pass three months. No friends and my social life is zero. Most of my friends think say I dey ball but am fucking boring over here. Went to night club to catch fun but I regretted of wasting my money because nor girl or boy even notice me. Does in uk how una dey do amam?
angry
FamilyRe: I'm Getting Married But I'm Not Happy by Pumpumking: 2:25am On Oct 26, 2021
MummyD2020:
I laf at strong dick. E fit be oooo
Wow...ok so u saying u want strong becuz u wish u was tiwa savage takin that strong dik....correct?..shame on u for all ways talking about dik on nairaland..u not lady..is dik all u talk about? U a disgrase to Nigeria & africa(no oofenesece) angry
RomanceRe: Why Are Slim Gals Sweeter To Bang Than Fatty Orobo by Pumpumking: 12:11am On Oct 26, 2021
Mybrotheralso:
If you have ever banged a slim girl and fatty orobo you will know slim gals are heaven on earth. They can ride you out of this world unlike fatty orobo that will just be there on the bed waiting for you to kill yourself
angry
FamilyRe: I'm Getting Married But I'm Not Happy by Pumpumking: 11:46pm On Oct 25, 2021
Bola146:
Don't ever risk it,he will never change!!!!!! Na by force ni? Let your parents know now. It's better to be alive single than be dead untimely because of marriage undecided undecided
^^^^story
anyways gimme yor number.. lets talk about hooking u up wit me! wink
HealthRe: Please Help My Palm Is Strong, It Makes Me Feel Shy When Shaking Hands by Pumpumking: 9:09pm On Oct 25, 2021
Idamond:
Happy New week Nairalanders!!

don't mind my grammar


... please what cream or chemical should I use to soften my hands?
angry
RomanceRe: Ladies Can U Date homebase guys who Never Been To London? by Pumpumking(op): 9:05pm On Oct 25, 2021
Bola146:
God will surely lay His healing hands on your soul, Pele
Ok so u saying u prefa we londoner if God giv u the opotunenity...correct?....Well the good knews is u hav taste!!! (Well done) wink
RomanceRe: Are Nigerian Women Average When It Comes To Beauty by Pumpumking: 6:13pm On Oct 25, 2021
Pelxmiye:
In my short time in Rwanda, studying, I have seen shapes and sizes of Rwandan women in different amazing shades of beauty and sometimes I'm shocked...

In my head ,I think I still believe that Nigerian beauty is actually very diverse, but the issue here is that the beauty of Rwandan women is consistent

Think hips, narrow waist line and a bit of densely muscled legs to carry those hips..

Rwandans are not really blessed with big boobs ,but hips ,thighs, enhanced hour glass shape with thick hips to hold those buffed up buttocks in place..

E reach one time, I had to ask my Rwandan friends and some nigerian friends who have lived here longer

"What do Rwandan women drink or eat to have these buffed shape"

They don't so much gym or exercise, all Rwandan women either have thick hip, wide thighs and a crazy curves right down ,after their waist line...

This is not a perv talking, it's just something that is more of a phenomenon to me ,how a 80-90 percent of women population in Rwandan are buffed up with these natural shapes by mother nature

And to top it all, they are easy to chat with and if you are a guy after sexual adventure, Rwandan women will tire you out...

So anyone also with similar experience here in Rwanda
...our Nigeria women are oficialy the 5th ugliest women in Nigeria..followed by Ghana women!!....thats y most of them don't post there photo on there niraland Profile..farts!!(no oofenesece) angry
RomanceRe: Are Nigerian Women Average When It Comes To Beauty by Pumpumking: 6:10pm On Oct 25, 2021
Pelxmiye:
In my short time in Rwanda, studying, I have seen shapes and sizes of Rwandan women in different amazing shades of beauty and sometimes I'm shocked...

In my head ,I think I still believe that Nigerian beauty is actually very diverse, but the issue here is that the beauty of Rwandan women is consistent

Think hips, narrow waist line and a bit of densely muscled legs to carry those hips..

Rwandans are not really blessed with big boobs ,but hips ,thighs, enhanced hour glass shape with thick hips to hold those buffed up buttocks in place..

E reach one time, I had to ask my Rwandan friends and some nigerian friends who have lived here longer

"What do Rwandan women drink or eat to have these buffed shape"

They don't so much gym or exercise, all Rwandan women either have thick hip, wide thighs and a crazy curves right down ,after their waist line...

This is not a perv talking, it's just something that is more of a phenomenon to me ,how a 80-90 percent of women population in Rwandan are buffed up with these natural shapes by mother nature

And to top it all, they are easy to chat with and if you are a guy after sexual adventure, Rwandan women will tire you out...

So anyone also with similar experience here in Rwanda
angry
EducationRe: The Cheetah Is Not The Fastest Animal: Not What You Think by Pumpumking: 5:31pm On Oct 25, 2021
Hisduchess:
Thankio for enlightening him cos in his mind he just made a scientific invention
i feel sooooory for those who giv u likes on yor profile not noing its a fake photo.....anyways as discuss earlier, i beg lets yansh nah?
am ready to date u i beg
undecided
PoliticsRe: E-Naira: Buhari Launches Nigerian Digital Currency by Pumpumking: 4:16pm On Oct 25, 2021
RomanceRe: Here Is Why Nigerian Women Feel Entitled by Pumpumking: 3:28pm On Oct 25, 2021
siofra:
Women are smarter than men.
goood knews is i still love to yansh u thou....sexx change or no sexxx change from female to male!!((THANK ME LATER)))
RomanceRe: Help! One Of My Boyfriends Is Always Begging Me For Money. by Pumpumking: 3:25pm On Oct 25, 2021
[quote author=siofra post=107051819][/quote


^^^^^ EXPOSED AGAIN!!!!

((((((Siofra))))

^^^^^Males pretendin to be females....WHENS THESE $HIT GOIN TO STOP!!!!!!! angry
CelebritiesRe: Mr. Macaroni Confronts Policemen For Extorting Man Via ₦30,000 Transfer (Video) by Pumpumking: 3:20pm On Oct 25, 2021
Ynix:
Did you watch the video?
Do you understand what my statement means,
"I repeat I hope they don't kill this guy"
Can you see it is a rhetorical question or you don't understand English ni.
What concerns common sense with what I wrote.
I think you are the one not using your cerebral cortex here concerning this matter.
^^^^story
fact remains....yor commmmon sence is sopose to be commmon sir. please apply!!!(no oofenise) angry
CelebritiesRe: Mr. Macaroni Confronts Policemen For Extorting Man Via ₦30,000 Transfer (Video) by Pumpumking: 2:47pm On Oct 25, 2021
Ynix:
My question is rhetorical it doesn't need your unnecessary panick and rushy confrontation
^^^story
sir u need to use comon sence on nairaland sir!!!!(no oofeinse) angry
RomanceRe: Help! One Of My Boyfriends Is Always Begging Me For Money. by Pumpumking: 2:20pm On Oct 25, 2021
siofra:
No. He's a brostitute angry
^^^^^OL\E OLE OLE ...OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE ...419 419 419.
..u chaange yor profule again from female to male but wit a diffarent photo againn....MUST EVERYTIN ALWAAYS BE ABOUT FRAUD WIT U HOMEBASE PEOPLE?....`using another person photo to get moiney from people...why on earth are u using another person diffarent photo ((THIS IS REALLY SAD))
angry
CelebritiesRe: Mr. Macaroni Confronts Policemen For Extorting Man Via ₦30,000 Transfer (Video) by Pumpumking: 1:24pm On Oct 25, 2021
angry
CelebritiesRe: Mr. Macaroni Confronts Policemen For Extorting Man Via ₦30,000 Transfer (Video) by Pumpumking: 1:24pm On Oct 25, 2021
Ynix:
I pray they don't kill this guy
Mr Macarona is confrontin Police & making a big statement....U r on Nairaland hidin, chasssin women & takin rubbish.
if he does not expose or protest against Police brutality...who will? ....PLS LET YOR COMMMON SENCE BE COOOMON SIR!!! (no oofense) angry
RomanceRe: I Just Realized Something New About Nairaland by Pumpumking: 1:16pm On Oct 25, 2021
BKsoul:
blood of Jesus.... I just tried it now..... This is so funny.... How did you find out?

well my dik is very big & if u hold it again, u will find out tomorrow!!!! (true story) cheesy
RomanceRe: What Does It Mean For A Girl To Cry During Strong Knacking by Pumpumking: 1:12pm On Oct 25, 2021
BKsoul:
resist the urge to shalaye.... when we see... you go enter my office..... you go see the whole assignment...
angry
RomanceRe: What Does It Mean For A Girl To Cry During Strong Knacking by Pumpumking: 1:12pm On Oct 25, 2021
why can't you just send a pic of the assignment, you can text here multiple times but can't take one pic and click send
angry
RomanceRe: Are Women Complex Creatures? by Pumpumking: 1:10pm On Oct 25, 2021
czarr:
"women are complex creatures, no man can ever understand them" is what I hear people say and I don't understand.

Women are not complex, more like confused, trying to understand emotional creatures like the female is like trying to understand little children.

Further maths is complex, quantum physics is complex, rocket science is complex, there are a lot of complex things in this life a woman is not one of them, women don't even understand themselves how is that complex, the thing with men is that our logical brain tries to make out a logical reason as to why women act a certain way and when we can't understand it logically we say they are complex.

Emotions move around like atoms, they are confused not complex, don't make them feel special when they don't even understand themselves most of the time.
correction:
ONLY GAY MENS DO NOT UNDER STAND WOMEN......please stop quitin Nada nada!!! (no oofeinse)
angry
RomanceRe: Are Women Complex Creatures? by Pumpumking: 1:09pm On Oct 25, 2021
czarr:
"women are complex creatures, no man can ever understand them" is what I hear people say and I don't understand.

Women are not complex, more like confused, trying to understand emotional creatures like the female is like trying to understand little children.

Further maths is complex, quantum physics is complex, rocket science is complex, there are a lot of complex things in this life a woman is not one of them, women don't even understand themselves how is that complex, the thing with men is that our logical brain tries to make out a logical reason as to why women act a certain way and when we can't understand it logically we say they are complex.

Emotions move around like atoms, they are confused not complex, don't make them feel special when they don't even understand themselves most of the time.
angry
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Sprays Dollars At Davido's Son's Birthday (Video) by Pumpumking: 1:07pm On Oct 25, 2021
Leaforever:
The 'somebodys son' singer was spotted at Davidos son, ifeanyis birthday. She shut down the dancefloor spraying dollars at a little girl who was singing along to one of her songs.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnFayYp-FbQ

Source:
https://instablog9ja.com/2021/10/24/singer-tiwa-savage-shuts-down-ifeanyis-birthday-with-foreign-dinero-and-dance-moves/
....anyways hope fully the little girl will growwwwup actin nice blue film like Tiwa & makin great moiney from it....we shall all sopot her!!! (real talk) cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Sprays Dollars At Davido's Son's Birthday (Video) by Pumpumking: 1:05pm On Oct 25, 2021
KingDash:
shameless thing..

she has everytin u will never hav in yor life: moiney, fame, celebrrrity, mansions, connection...& hear u are on nairaland nagggin like fustrated mango seller!!(no oofeinse) angry
RomanceRe: Ladies Can U Date homebase guys who Never Been To London? by Pumpumking(op): 12:38pm On Oct 25, 2021
KingDash:
useless thing..y'all londoners dumb like feet.
Correction:
We have moiney..we get the ladys.. u don't!!(,no oofenesece) angry

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