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RomanceRe: Ladies Can U Date homebase guys who Never Been To London? by Pumpumking(op): 12:37pm On Oct 25, 2021
Freelane33:
Lol , perfect match on your profile pics . Go with him , both of you are beautiful and handsome together , quench English people , AYEWADA grin
Bro be carefull sir...Humanbeing1st is 1000% full blooded male. I no him & seeen the niggggar!!(truss me sir) undecided
RomanceRe: Ladies Can U Date homebase guys who Never Been To London? by Pumpumking(op): 12:36pm On Oct 25, 2021
Humanbeing1st:
av messaged u sir
...hanggon bro...U use to be male on nairaland, now u change yor Profile to female becuz u wannnto collect moiney from a mugu....wot the hek is wrong wit u 419 people nah??(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: Ladies Can U Date homebase guys who Never Been To London? by Pumpumking(op): 9:50am On Oct 25, 2021
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Bola146:
Mumu at his peak lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed nairaland is to entertain us angry sad
arhhhha...Ok so insted comin to chase we londoner, u settling for homebase guys on nairaland...correct?....& then u complian u cant find mans on nairaland (wot a shamefylly shame) ..no oofenesece!! angry
RomanceRe: Ladies Can U Date homebase guys who Never Been To London? by Pumpumking(op): 9:46am On Oct 25, 2021
SmartPolician:
Ogbeni, go and work on your grammar so you can stop embarrassing yourself.
....shaaaaaaaaaaaàtttttaaaap & go n chase soifra or woman jorrrr...eeeeeeedddiooooot boy!!!(no oofenesece) angry
RomanceRe: Are Nigerian Women Average When It Comes To Beauty by Pumpumking: 12:15am On Oct 25, 2021
2braithe:
I complimented your spelling skills and you're here bleating like a wounded goat.

Mr cork lirru dick
Huh? U complentilated my speling how?.. now u talking about sexxc wit my dik? Listen baby am the cheapest dates on earth...if u need sexxx juss ask me..the answer is YESSSSSSSSSS..THANK ME LATER!!!(no oofenesece) cheesy
RomanceRe: Are Nigerian Women Average When It Comes To Beauty by Pumpumking: 11:57pm On Oct 24, 2021
2braithe:
Your spelling is top notch!
^^^^ther u go. Another Nigerian chick wit atitudes....and then she complain she can't find manas on nairaland (u juss loss yor shance to date milioaire baller....(goat) angry
RomanceLadies Can U Date homebase guys who Never Been To London? by Pumpumking(op): 11:26pm On Oct 24, 2021
Ladies, although am a londoner from London & we spek queen's English..not pigeon English like home base people..ladies, serrrrioosly..can u date any of those home base people who never beeento london so they don't disgrase u in publick.

Mature response please (no oofenesece) angry
RomanceRe: No Male Nairalander Is As Handsome As This Man (photo) by Pumpumking: 7:56pm On Oct 24, 2021
siofra:
See as person fine like three people cool grin

All these nairaland men that look like apes please stay away from this thread.

Please if you're not as handsome or wealthy or as famous as this man don't ever mention or quote me again.

Pumpumking can you everrrr??

And the guy is so intelligent!!! So kindddd!!! Extremely generoussss!!!
Please how can a Nigerian man be this perfecthuh And the way he writes goddd!!!!

Please I ask again, how can a Nigerian man be this perfect?

The one that is bursting my brain is that he's a writer
Handsome Nigerian men don't write.
....please don't ever come hand some tobs gay fagggggot! angry
RomanceRe: No Male Nairalander Is As Handsome As This Man (photo) by Pumpumking: 7:52pm On Oct 24, 2021
siofra:
See as person fine like three people cool grin

All these nairaland men that look like apes please stay away from this thread.

Please if you're not as handsome or wealthy or as famous as this man don't ever mention or quote me again.

Pumpumking can you everrrr??

And the guy is so intelligent!!! So kindddd!!! Extremely generoussss!!!
Please how can a Nigerian man be this perfecthuh And the way he writes goddd!!!!

Please I ask again, how can a Nigerian man be this perfect?

The one that is bursting my brain is that he's a writer
Handsome Nigerian men don't write.
angry
FamilyRe: My Wife Refused To Swear That She Does Not Cheat by Pumpumking: 10:44am On Oct 24, 2021
Bola146:
Ask your sisters that
u cant never find husbands wit this kinda atitude.....and then u complain u cant find man on nairaland!! (BIG SHAME) undecided
FamilyRe: My Wife Refused To Swear That She Does Not Cheat by Pumpumking: 10:43am On Oct 24, 2021
Bola146:
Ask your sisters that
WOW, ilitracy is a desese.
ladies dont swaaar. wwhy cany u act like a ladys for once, seriooosly. all u do is cuss cuss cuss like roadside. orrrange seller. you rudes. bya bye!!!(no oofense) angry
RomanceRe: Are Nigerian Women Average When It Comes To Beauty by Pumpumking: 10:20am On Oct 24, 2021
Pelxmiye:
In my short time in Rwanda, studying, I have seen shapes and sizes of Rwandan women in different amazing shades of beauty and sometimes I'm shocked...

In my head ,I think I still believe that Nigerian beauty is actually very diverse, but the issue here is that the beauty of Rwandan women is consistent

Think hips, narrow waist line and a bit of densely muscled legs to carry those hips..

Rwandans are not really blessed with big boobs ,but hips ,thighs, enhanced hour glass shape with thick hips to hold those buffed up buttocks in place..

E reach one time, I had to ask my Rwandan friends and some nigerian friends who have lived here longer

"What do Rwandan women drink or eat to have these buffed shape"

They don't so much gym or exercise, all Rwandan women either have thick hip, wide thighs and a crazy curves right down ,after their waist line...

This is not a perv talking, it's just something that is more of a phenomenon to me ,how a 80-90 percent of women population in Rwandan are buffed up with these natural shapes by mother nature

And to top it all, they are easy to chat with and if you are a guy after sexual adventure, Rwandan women will tire you out...

So anyone also with similar experience here in Rwanda
our Nigeria women can't kiss,
they don't even watch ordinary blue film,
the dyammm borrrrin,
They can't spek English,
they were wig
they eat all yor moiney
They beattup yor mother
they don't obey
they ain't half cast or lightskin
they don't even were ordinary mini sket
they ask u for trassspot moiney
they can't cook rice or boiled egg
and worst of all..they slap yor face when u trying to chop kiss!!! (True story) angry


RomanceRe: Are Nigerian Women Average When It Comes To Beauty by Pumpumking: 10:14am On Oct 24, 2021
Pelxmiye:
In my short time in Rwanda, studying, I have seen shapes and sizes of Rwandan women in different amazing shades of beauty and sometimes I'm shocked...

In my head ,I think I still believe that Nigerian beauty is actually very diverse, but the issue here is that the beauty of Rwandan women is consistent

Think hips, narrow waist line and a bit of densely muscled legs to carry those hips..

Rwandans are not really blessed with big boobs ,but hips ,thighs, enhanced hour glass shape with thick hips to hold those buffed up buttocks in place..

E reach one time, I had to ask my Rwandan friends and some nigerian friends who have lived here longer

"What do Rwandan women drink or eat to have these buffed shape"

They don't so much gym or exercise, all Rwandan women either have thick hip, wide thighs and a crazy curves right down ,after their waist line...

This is not a perv talking, it's just something that is more of a phenomenon to me ,how a 80-90 percent of women population in Rwandan are buffed up with these natural shapes by mother nature

And to top it all, they are easy to chat with and if you are a guy after sexual adventure, Rwandan women will tire you out...

So anyone also with similar experience here in Rwanda
angry
RomanceRe: What Does It Mean For A Girl To Cry During Strong Knacking by Pumpumking: 10:12am On Oct 24, 2021
BKsoul:
give me a reason why i should do thathuh as in? friends or colleague or family ... which one...
reason? Well am a gentlemen n I like annual juss like u meaning I will like to no u person. Can I take u to nando restorant so I can take u for date? wink
RomanceRe: I’m Suspecting My Boyfriend Of Being Unfaithful, How Do I Know He’s Loyal by Pumpumking: 10:09am On Oct 24, 2021
Richywiz:
Just leave ur normal life, if u try to tlet him know that u suspects him, it will be difficult to catch him.
sooner or later he will mess up and give u enough evidence.
angry
FamilyRe: My Wife Refused To Swear That She Does Not Cheat by Pumpumking: 10:08am On Oct 24, 2021
Bola146:
A child would want to steal, you are there to correct him/her it's very wrong! Will your friend tell you to steal and still follow him?! You will correct or orient him not to steal. Politicians will never allow their children to war front but will tell other innocent people to do
^^^story.
You again. Hello n how you do you you are fine. please do u have yansh & can I chop kiss twise?? smiley
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men Are Very Jealous (my Sad Experience) by Pumpumking: 10:08pm On Oct 23, 2021
siofra:
Nigerian men are so jealous, especially when their women decide to mingle with people who are not like them. Yet they will insult and bash Nigerian women to the ground thereby lowering their self-esteem.

One day I was walking with a guy, a group of yahoo looking Nigerian boys passed by and frowned then one of them said "for her mind she dey follow white man." Did you fvcking read that well? Let me make it bold FOR HER MIND SHE DEY FOLLOW WHITE MAN

That's because the person I was walking with is biracial specifically quadroon.

Why the jealousy? You don't like Nigerian women so you bash them, yet when you see them with men of other nationalities you frown your face. Why??!!!

ok we no u bored but shudunt u be spendin more time n enagy tryin to find mans on nairaland......at least like tryin to toast me up or somtin when u no i may date u?? angry (no oofense)

RomanceRe: Nigerian Men Are Very Jealous (my Sad Experience) by Pumpumking: 10:06pm On Oct 23, 2021
siofra:
Nigerian men are so jealous, especially when their women decide to mingle with people who are not like them. Yet they will insult and bash Nigerian women to the ground thereby lowering their self-esteem.

One day I was walking with a guy, a group of yahoo looking Nigerian boys passed by and frowned then one of them said "for her mind she dey follow white man." Did you fvcking read that well? Let me make it bold FOR HER MIND SHE DEY FOLLOW WHITE MAN

That's because the person I was walking with is biracial specifically quadroon.

Why the jealousy? You don't like Nigerian women so you bash them, yet when you see them with men of other nationalities you frown your face. Why??!!!
angry
RomanceRe: Flushed Like 3 Times In Inlaw House, Shit No Go, What Can I Do by Pumpumking: 10:01pm On Oct 23, 2021
Bola146:
Mr Shit, ask google
so yor $hit nomaly had like rock but then u come to nairaland actin like u r beyansi ((shakin my head)) undecided
RomanceRe: What Does It Mean For A Girl To Cry During Strong Knacking by Pumpumking: 9:58pm On Oct 23, 2021
BKsoul:
resist the urge to shalaye.... when we see... you go enter my office..... you go see the whole assignment...
angry
RomanceRe: What Does It Mean For A Girl To Cry During Strong Knacking by Pumpumking: 9:58pm On Oct 23, 2021
why can't you just send a pic of the assignment, you can text here multiple times but can't take one pic and click send
angry
RomanceRe: Flushed Like 3 Times In Inlaw House, Shit No Go, What Can I Do by Pumpumking: 9:57pm On Oct 23, 2021
[quote author=AfroKnight post=107003230][/quote]Tanks!! wink
RomanceRe: Flushed Like 3 Times In Inlaw House, Shit No Go, What Can I Do by Pumpumking: 9:55pm On Oct 23, 2021
Bola146:
Lobatan grin what did you eat?
hi Lobatan....is yor $hit always had like rock too? smiley
RomanceRe: Flushed Like 3 Times In Inlaw House, Shit No Go, What Can I Do by Pumpumking: 9:53pm On Oct 23, 2021
AfroKnight:
Mr Cork? Is that you?
yesssssss surrrrrrr....I beg keeep it low key sir!! wink
RomanceRe: Marijuana can lead to mental disorder or madness. Avoid it! by Pumpumking: 9:51pm On Oct 23, 2021
Truvelisback:
Salut! Nairalande, from my observations, I'm yet to see or i rarely see a marijuana smoker who reasons well or talks normal, yes. Many of these guys i have met, tend to get skoy, skoy.

IGBO ALL THE WAY SIR!!! cheesy
RomanceRe: Guys, No Matter What You Do, A Yahoo Boy Will Still Snatch Your Girlfriend by Pumpumking: 9:20pm On Oct 23, 2021
Richywiz:
huh Learn to have a lady who understand and appreciate the word "contentment"
E get why

moreover I am yet to see a Yahoo boy with a range rover SUV, highest they can get is Toyota corolla or Benz C class, even a Prado SUV I never see
^^^^^ 419 Gold digggger babe from Ondo state spoted. angry

anyways hi babe. was yor nomba & whens the best times to call u please? smiley
RomanceRe: There Is Nothing Romantic In Disrespecting Ladies by Pumpumking: 9:16pm On Oct 23, 2021
Richywiz:
I am sorry I asked.

Do have a nice evening
so babes...can u rotate it like 360 degree sir? cheesy
RomanceRe: There Is Nothing Romantic In Disrespecting Ladies by Pumpumking: 9:14pm On Oct 23, 2021
womenareapess:
were in my God danm speech did you see me wrote that I have a Nigerian girl I want to settle with? undecided

(No ofeinse) learn to comprehend before you jumb to CONCLUSION like your female baboons do undecided

Can't spread my seed with those apes not talkless of settling down with one undecided
Brother.the goood knews is that yor head clearly not correct ,which is not a bad thing sir however....the bad is yor head is incorrect but correct in a incorrect way that corrects like empty egg!!! (hope it make sence) ,,,no ofeinse!! angry
RomanceRe: There Is Nothing Romantic In Disrespecting Ladies by Pumpumking:
womenareapess:
don't feel my pain oh! I don't date those baboons and will never do so to lower my self esteem to that of a black woman! undecided

Got a girl who I'm planning on settling down with.

So don't tag me with those negative value IQ Naija women undecided

ermm brother....so u have a nigerian girl u want to settle with but then u say all nigerian girl is babooon...correct?
My brother...i dont meaaanto sound rudes but technically, chemically, medically & broncanically......we can conclude yor head may not be correct in a non correct way...& i mean that in a nice way sir!!! (no ofeinse) angry
FamilyRe: This Lady Who Can't Remember Her Name In Lagos by Pumpumking: 7:48pm On Oct 23, 2021
[quote author= post=106999381]Watch Video Below:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CVYGmLdAa1n/?utm_source=ig_embed&ig_rid=1164ea5d-228e-40ca-9d06-66229c274b5c[/quote] her name looooklike one one of those Nneka or NNkeshi or I bet it is Nmezor or probably Nene or nana or Tina...since she aint lightskin!!!!!(no ooofense) angry
RomanceRe: There Is Nothing Romantic In Disrespecting Ladies by Pumpumking: 7:46pm On Oct 23, 2021
womenareapess:
just forget those baboons!
There fathers maybe regretting marrying there mothers!

Those ediots and there like coming here and be saying broke guys, while there female mate abroad (white woman. Not Black female baboons) will be donating to charity foundation and co, but those ediot can easily tag a guy broke and still demand respect undecided


Naija women are the most irritating piece of shiit creatures I have come in contact with!
errm calm down bro ..cant u see am toastin babe... we feel yor pain. calm down siir!!(no oofeinse) undecided
RomanceRe: There Is Nothing Romantic In Disrespecting Ladies by Pumpumking: 7:44pm On Oct 23, 2021
Richywiz:
can't find a man on NL? Lolz I never said i was looking for one
^^Story
anyways u locky am a lover not a fighter...gimmmme yor nomba quick... & please hurrry, my bus soon come! smiley

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