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Divoc19:
Chai
Olosho really need to get registered with CAC so that there'll be legal binding documents for each service rendered

Divoc19:
And what if he pours OUTSIDE nko?
She should pay him abi? For not controlling it inside

Think4Myself:
Nigaaaaaaaaaaa, STFU

Bobmarie:
Whats amazing here is you claim to be old, yet you threw the first insult at my mom. Do you think being illiterate is an insult? How do you use words? Did you go to school?
You cannot even tell that not being literate is not an insult, it just means a lack of education or ignorance about a particular subject but typical black man doesn’t understand words and feels he has been insulted so he has to respond by insulting my mom.

Oga get down from your high horse, hide your
dick, DO YOU KNOW ME or what I do for living? Did I call your family members in this? Old man with little sense, maturity is very far from you. Your new age obviously still dey shack you, you wan dey form mature online dey call everybody you see pikin.

Go return your school fees because even a mentally challenged person is smarter than you.

Ezendimmuo:
My girlfriend likes food a lot...
Sometimes what she wants might be above my budget
I just graduated...no job yet ..
She can call guys on the phone in my presence and beg them for money...
There is this "married" man she sees and has actually spent the night with him and she swears that nothing happened between them...
I can't provide for her needs....
I can't also stop her from getting them...
I love this girl so much
She loves me too..
Anytime I think about this...
It makes me sad
I wanna end everything...
But I can't...
What do I do

Ezendimmuo:
My girlfriend likes food a lot...
Sometimes what she wants might be above my budget
I just graduated...no job yet ..
She can call guys on the phone in my presence and beg them for money...
There is this "married" man she sees and has actually spent the night with him and she swears that nothing happened between them...
I can't provide for her needs....
I can't also stop her from getting them...
I love this girl so much
She loves me too..
Anytime I think about this...
It makes me sad
I wanna end everything...
But I can't...
What do I do

Lilsameey:
,.Lmaoo,...Sorry ooo,..Mr Straight,...So when you see a friend you have gotten in touch with in over ten years,...You no go fit hug am be dat,...Una wey dey do like this ehn,..Make God help una.

Jashub:
[s][/s] You're talking rubbish

B11la2b:
For the oversabi’s , Please pardon my grammatical errors ..

So on a Good Friday afternoon, I was in my apartment and enjoying my company (masturbating) i enjoy masturbating even though I had a kogi galfriend back then who loved sex so much and Ever ready to deliver. ( I can teach u how to enjoy masturbation and be satisfied with just one shot, dm me)

I just finish with the first shot and I was about going for the second shot when I heard a knock on my door.. I opened and I saw a 13 years old student of mine, ( I was a after school lesson teacher back then).
I asked her what the problem was and why she left school at 12:03pm .. she said she wasn’t feeling feel and her head teacher told her to go home.

I told her to go home then, but she said her mother wasn’t at home and the doors were lock .. I told her to come in ( back then I was a simp and very friendly to everyone, most especially ladies) , I took my Vaseline to the bathroom and finished my business there . . On getting back to my room .. this smallie was sleeping .. i took my bath and left the house .. with my doors open just in case she woke up.

I came back home 7:31 and made dinner .. I was browsing through the internet when I heard a lot of people talking and walking towards my compound.. well, I wasn’t bothered because to me I have done nothing wrong ..

I heard a knock on my door and I was like wtf .. I open and I recieved 3 hot slap ( those slap wasn’t ordinary, juju was attached ) I almost fell down.

This smallie mother held me by my shirt and tore it.. give me lots of Mark on my neck and dragged me out like a criminal .. u know Nigeria na .. everywhere was crowded and what I saw at this moment of my life was smoke , just smoke .

I was told to sit on the flood outside the compound .. I did .. he poured water on my mother and flogged me with a plank countless of times ..

They asked this smallie .. “who rape u” .. the smallie was dumb and looking like an idiot.

The beating was too much , I pleaded to be taken to the police station .. but instead they dragged me furthermore to the main road and small boys for area were tearing me slap up and down .. this smallie mother held and pressed my penis more than I could count. ..

Modified : to get justice for the idiot smallie they threaten to luck me up in a pig farm till morning then hand me over to women affairs, ( center of feminist)

to cut the story short, I was taken to the police station and I slept in police custody till on Saturday afternoon after enough beating and the smallie was later interrogated by the police .

The rapist was known but fear nor let anybody touch him shirt talk more of slap am .. police came to his house and arrested him with respect ( without handcuffs ) he was also released same day.

I was compensated because abeg can not cover up the shame and beating I recieved, I used the #200k to rent a new apartment far away.

To be continued..


Please share ur experience if u have ever been accused of rape falsely.

B11la2b:
For the oversabi’s , Please pardon my grammatical errors ..

So on a Good Friday afternoon, I was in my apartment and enjoying my company (masturbating) i enjoy masturbating even though I had a kogi galfriend back then who loved sex so much and Ever ready to deliver. ( I can teach u how to enjoy masturbation and be satisfied with just one shot, dm me)

I just finish with the first shot and I was about going for the second shot when I heard a knock on my door.. I opened and I saw a 13 years old student of mine, ( I was a after school lesson teacher back then).
I asked her what the problem was and why she left school at 12:03pm .. she said she wasn’t feeling feel and her head teacher told her to go home.

I told her to go home then, but she said her mother wasn’t at home and the doors were lock .. I told her to come in ( back then I was a simp and very friendly to everyone, most especially ladies) , I took my Vaseline to the bathroom and finished my business there . . On getting back to my room .. this smallie was sleeping .. i took my bath and left the house .. with my doors open just in case she woke up.

I came back home 7:31 and made dinner .. I was browsing through the internet when I heard a lot of people talking and walking towards my compound.. well, I wasn’t bothered because to me I have done nothing wrong ..

I heard a knock on my door and I was like wtf .. I open and I recieved 3 hot slap ( those slap wasn’t ordinary, juju was attached ) I almost fell down.

This smallie mother held me by my shirt and tore it.. give me lots of Mark on my neck and dragged me out like a criminal .. u know Nigeria na .. everywhere was crowded and what I saw at this moment of my life was smoke , just smoke .

I was told to sit on the flood outside the compound .. I did .. he poured water on my mother and flogged me with a plank countless of times ..

They asked this smallie .. “who rape u” .. the smallie was dumb and looking like an idiot.

The beating was too much , I pleaded to be taken to the police station .. but instead they dragged me furthermore to the main road and small boys for area were tearing me slap up and down .. this smallie mother held and pressed my penis more than I could count. ..

Modified : to get justice for the idiot smallie they threaten to luck me up in a pig farm till morning then hand me over to women affairs, ( center of feminist)

to cut the story short, I was taken to the police station and I slept in police custody till on Saturday afternoon after enough beating and the smallie was later interrogated by the police .

The rapist was known but fear nor let anybody touch him shirt talk more of slap am .. police came to his house and arrested him with respect ( without handcuffs ) he was also released same day.

I was compensated because abeg can not cover up the shame and beating I recieved, I used the #200k to rent a new apartment far away.

To be continued..


Please share ur experience if u have ever been accused of rape falsely.

Jashub:
If hugging your father is gay then you need to see a psychiatrist

Lilsameey:
,..Ori e o pe rara,..Real men suppose dey slap demself if Dem meet for public, iranu.

Em222:
Hello I am a graduate who lost his job some yrs back in 2019 currently am looking for a matured lady with a good job or business doing that can help me bounce back to my normal life to marry let's start making kids there is no time left am getting to my late 30s so I am not joking if you are interested dm me on 08164084891 and 08165621938 let's discuss on the next level of life serious no jokes

Em222:
Hello I am a graduate who lost his job some yrs back in 2019 currently am looking for a matured lady with a good job or business doing that can help me bounce back to my normal life to marry let's start making kids there is no time left am getting to my late 30s so I am not joking if you are interested dm me on 08164084891 and 08165621938 let's discuss on the next level of life serious no jokes

Hackportal:
A ѕєχ worker got violent after a client refused to pay her after satisfying his ѕєχual thirst.

While eating your cake is perhaps a reserve you cannot be denied, you definitely cannot have it once eaten, and a ѕєχ worker had to hold a man by his bαlls to demand payment for services she rendered him after he refused to pay.

They had agreed on an unspecified amount of money which he refused to pay after he was done.

A video shared online shows the lady threatening to beat up the man, who desperately tried to cool her down, claiming that he didn’t c@m.

Watch the video below
https://loadedpulse.com/i-didnt-c%ca%8b-man-tells-ashawo-who-confronted-him-after-he-refused-to-pay-her-watch/

ItsTutsi:
You can study farming or open a suya joint

Some body get C14 in islamic studys & u addviisng him to open suya joint..correct?.....are u ok in the head sir?(no oofenesece)

Bola146:
Gbas gbos

lalasticlala:
Ten Reasons He May Have Dumped You.

There are some pretty consistent reasons among men why they dump their girlfriends. Let's look at what some women do to end up being single again. Of course, this doesn't fit every instance of a break up, and this doesn't apply to every woman, but a lot of guys tend to come up with the same reasons.
After all, it can't ALWAYS be something that the guys did....could it?

1. Women Don't Listen.

When a man says something, give him a chance to speak. Listen to what he says. The problem is that sometimes, guys will end up with someone who makes him feel as though he doesn't know what he's talking about. We're not always right, but we do have opinions, and it gets under our skin when we're made to feel like our opinion doesn't matter. Who wants to stay with someone like that?

2. Women Listen to their Friends Too Much.

We understand the need for female friendship. We can go with the girls' night out deal. But when you start letting your single girlfriends (who constantly run guys off, or haven't dated since antenna TV) get into the business of your relationship, that's asking for trouble. You want to think that your man has a mind of his own when he's out with the guys, right? We're no different. We expect you to talk to your girlfriends, even if it's about us. Just be careful what you decide to bring back from those conversations.

3.The Relationship is NOT a Family Affair.

We're not trying to take you away from your family. This is a relationship, not a kidnapping. However, if we're mature enough to leave home and keep what goes on between us just between us, then is it too much to ask of you to do the same? If you tell your mom and your sisters about every single argument and disagreement that we have, then don't you think that they're not going to like us very much? Then you'll wonder why we don't like going around them,right?

4. We're Not Joined at the Hip.

We don't have to go every single place that you go, and we don't expect you to go everywhere with us. That's what makes our time together special. We each had our own likes and dislikes before we met. You did things alone or with your girls, and that's fine. Don't try to drag your man with you if it's going to be nothing but you and the girls talking. We don't want to sit and listen to talk about hair, nails, fashion, who's man is cheating on who, etc. Just shoot us first, if that's the case.

5. Is This a Relationship or a Prison Sentence?

We expect parolees to give an account of where they've been almost all the time, and who they've been with. Parole officers check to see if the parolees actually report to work. A relationship is supposed to have more trust than that. If a man feels that he's not being trusted, and he hasn't done anything deserving of the interrogation process, then don't expect to have him around too much longer. This would apply primarily to someone who has a lot of insecurities.

6. Independence Is Great—to a point.

Call it ego, male insecurity, whatever you like. There's no getting around the fact that we need to feel that we're in this for more than just sex(yeah, I know...sounds weird coming from a guy). If you keep telling a man (and showing him, too) that you can do everything on your own, then what do you need him for? As shallow as it may sound, we do have to have our ego fed just a bit (maybe some guys more than others, but I think you get the idea).

7.Being Too Dependent Is Not a Good Thing, Either.

I know it sounds like we can't make up our minds between numbers 6 and 7, but there is a balance. It's like we want a grown woman who can handle her business, but still let us know that there's a place in her life for us that only we can fill. You're not a child, and we don't expect to treat you like one, or take care of you like one. If you come to a guy for every single thing, and can't seem to make up your mind or make decisions...well, one day he make make up his mind and not come back.

8. Don't You Ever Have Anything Nice To Say?

Yeah, we mess up from time to time (and it may seem that those times run pretty close together). But what about some props? Can't your man do anything right? I'm not talking about being patronizing, or treating him like a first grader keeping his colors inside the lines. Nobody can stand always being criticized. Psychologists call it"positive reinforcement." Men call it "giving us a break."

9.There's No Future In The Past.

We've all made mistakes. The thing is to learn from them, not live in them. if your man made a mistake, and you've agreed to forgive him for it, then do that. Don't bring it up and keep beating him over the head with it. If you keep bringing up the past, then be prepared to talk about your man in the past tense, as in "ex."

10. Maybe His Friends Won't Be Your Friends, but don't dog them out, either.

He knew them before he knew you. He knows how they are. If one (or more) of his friends are players, he knows this already. You don't have to remind him of that. If you keep making negative comments about them, what you're really doing is showing an insecurity. and, in a more subtle way, expressing a lack of trust. If he's with you, and everything is going right, then don't let whatever actions that his friends take influence the relationship.


Of course, this isn't a complete list. This is just a conversation starter.
Any other thoughts, or something more to add?



http://www.yourtango.com/200932069/why-did-he-dump-you#.VC56jl2t-o8

B11la2b:
U are a f00lish simp-Tom-tin.

B11la2b:
I’m not against the idea of a lady asking a man out for a date , But when a lady ask a man and she is ready to open her virginal same day, please run !!! She is up to something very bad.

Speaking from experience.

B11la2b:
I’m not against the idea of a lady asking a man out for a date , But when a lady ask a man and she is ready to open her virginal same day, please run !!! She is up to something very bad.

Speaking from experience.

Magnoliaa:
Exactllly. The suit was one of the attractions for me!

IbrahimSkiba:
Take your madness, elsewhere

IbrahimSkiba:
Take your madness, elsewhere

IbrahimSkiba:
What's Tarwa Savage?!

LiegeMan:
hello nairalanders,

sorry to disturb your peace but this has been going on in my mind for long and I really need suggestions on how to overcome it. I gave in to ire/anger and it's gradually taking the best part of me since I made a little discovery about my wife's past and how she lived her life while in the campus. I will try and make it as snappy as possible in order not to make you spend much of your time on my case.

Now, it goes this way, my wife came from a middle class family and she attended one of the best and prestigious higher institutions in the country, they're not too rich and they're not poor, infact, their family name can't be in the same sentence with poverty. She had everything she needed and lived her life to the fullest while in the campus, she flirted with and dated the best guys in the campus, she visited many night clubs and other exuberant and flamboyant life style that pertains to the campus.

Now on my own part, I attended one of the Colleges of Education that littered our country,
I did everything all by myself, I sponsored myself throughout my stay in the college, I did all manner of odd jobs to survive, sometimes, I would miss lectures due to lack of cash, no one to assist, all these limitations made me not to pay attention towards the opposite sex as I was busy struggling to survive and hoping unto God for a miracle.

Right now, all I am feeling is anger, ire, all I want now is vengeance knowing fully well that while I was suffering and struggling to survive, fasting without praying, carrying bricks and block from one floor to the other, jumping from one market to the other hawking my wares, that my wife was busy somewhere enjoying and partying away her future, right now, I want to have my revenge, I want to live those life that I wasn't opportune to live, I want to flirt and have fun with many ladies both young and old, I want to visit as many night clubs as possible now that money is flowing in, I careless about the consequences and how she may feel, these are exactly what I'm feeling now.

this can't keep troubling me that's why I brought it here for suggestions and elderly advice.

dont hate the playA..hate the game!!
Brother it sound like yor head is not correct & I mean that in a nice way sir.. but I tink I can help..I can assure 10000000% that it will come back to hunt so had & u will hate life...truss me. My advise, hopefully yor head will be correct by chrissssmas!!(no oofenesece)

aminulive:
POLITICSNIGERIA.COM


https://politicsnigeria.com/fgll-soon-release-nnamdi-kanu-sunday-igboho-deji-adeyanju/

morinto:
I stay in derby town. Do u have idea about the place?