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RomanceRe: Rate My Pics Just For Fun. Insults Are Welcomed,to be deleted soon. by Pumpumking: 4:16pm On Oct 22, 2021
FanOfMyself:
I'm so bored this Friday afternoon... If you are in Abuja, around Duste Alhaji, kubwa etc lets hangout.
see yor tomato head like yam n cornbeef steeeew prepared by by Siofra ..... if u bored sir, cant u go n watch blue film...or u dont have video cassssettte??(no ofeinse) angry
RomanceRe: Rate My Pics Just For Fun. Insults Are Welcomed,to be deleted soon. by Pumpumking: 4:12pm On Oct 22, 2021
FanOfMyself:
I'm so bored this Friday afternoon... If you are in Abuja, around Duste Alhaji, kubwa etc lets hangout.
angry
PoliticsRe: FG Reveals Graphic Detail Of Nnamdi Kanu’s Acts Of Terrorism by Pumpumking: 2:46pm On Oct 22, 2021
fergie0o1:
Daily Nigerian
can they juss get rid of this terrrorist midget scum call Namdi Kano so we can finally have peace in our great country Nigeria gadddddemit..................govament..get rid of the scummm pleasseee!! (freedom opf speeech, not hate speeech) angry
RomanceRe: Men Beating Women/their Wives.... by Pumpumking: 2:32pm On Oct 22, 2021
siofra:
I'm already lightskinned mumu.

Besides why will a broke fool like you marry three wives, no be juju be thathuh
huh? lightskin how? who told u u lightskin? a blind men?..i beggggggggggy. u cant even cooook rice n egg!!! angry
RomanceRe: Men Beating Women/their Wives.... by Pumpumking: 2:27pm On Oct 22, 2021
Truvelisback:
Good day Fellas.
Although i do not support or like seeing men beating women or their wives but u see, these women atimes can push their husband or men to the wall by prompting them to lay their hands on them. The ugly truth is that, some of these women need beating, yes. Some of these women tend to take the meekness of men for weakness. Some of them tend to be very abusive or disrespectful. E.g U see a woman shouting at her husband as if he is her kid brother, being very rude to her husband(probably because he is a gentleman that don't want people to hear his voice in the neighbourhood) etc. Such women needs beating once in awhile.
OF cose theres notin wrong with beating women has long as the respet u. problem is women nowadays follow lesssbian like beyansi & the strippper Cardi B. they dont even cooook n clean no more.especialy...women like that thing call Siofra from nairaland sir......truss me if that Siofra thing was my 3rd wifes, I will simply ask her to stooood down under my £800 dining table for 3 days witout drinkin & then ask her to go & kneeel down under the sun for another 2 hour until she lightskin!!!! (REAL TALK) angry
RomanceRe: Men Beating Women/their Wives.... by Pumpumking: 2:22pm On Oct 22, 2021
siofra:
Pumpumking come and contribute to this discussion. I heard you beat your wife like a goat angry
sharrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrap jorrrrrrrr.........you hunter of rat n RABBIT!!! angry
FamilyRe: Help, My Child Is Already A GENIUS @ 3! by Pumpumking: 8:39am On Oct 22, 2021
Geminiempress:
Jus negodu ajuju. Hiiiaaaaa
ermm slow down village woman.
I dint ask u for grama,I dint ask u for story.am simply given u a shance to get to no me so please spek English & answer the simple questions..no need for gadem atitudes: do u have yansh or not please? I wamt to no u? angry
RomanceRe: He Offered Me $1,000 To Sleep over with Him In His Room. I Was Stranded! by Pumpumking: 12:47am On Oct 22, 2021
orohbiro:
1000$ about 580k may thunder fire u for this big lie u fee say na otus full here
but why u swaaaring like uneducateted road side bus condoctor??...u dint complete primary 6? undecided
RomanceRe: Goo by Pumpumking: 12:43am On Oct 22, 2021
NelviusGrey:
Your mumu is out of this world
..ermm brother. are u a yahooo boy sir? u looookit!!(no oofeinse) angry
RomanceRe: Goo by Pumpumking: 12:38am On Oct 22, 2021
liab:
Rate my pics

brother....i dont really meaanto sound rudes but u looooklike part time arm robbber chain to prison wall next to toilet!!!!
are u related to Siofra sir?(no oofeinse) angry
RomanceRe: Goo by Pumpumking: 12:37am On Oct 22, 2021
liab:
Rate my pics
angry
RomanceRe: I Cant sleeep please help! by Pumpumking(op): 12:18am On Oct 22, 2021
ok...its 12.30 am. any nice half cast or lightskin chick awake to keeeep make company....or make be dakskin..nissh (kinda).....
anyways....like tell me a story with nice sexxxy soft voice in low volume..and muss wear see tru trouser please. This is to help a brother in need
i cant sleep! (and please hurry) smiley
RomanceRe: Question For Men Only by Pumpumking: 10:43pm On Oct 21, 2021
Nicenancy:
Guys,

If a married woman wanna sex with you, sincerely what would be your reaction and why?

Thanks

Who have time for reaction?....am definitely fokin straight away...is her name Siofra from nairaland? angry
RomanceRe: Question For Men Only by Pumpumking: 10:42pm On Oct 21, 2021
Nicenancy:
Guys,

If a married woman wanna sex with you, sincerely what would be your reaction and why?

Thanks
angry
RomanceRe: What Does It Mean For A Girl To Cry During Strong Knacking by Pumpumking: 6:46pm On Oct 21, 2021
BKsoul:
You better talk now and stop acting surprised....
Smartb0y is gay & don't want u coz he tink u ilitarate bush semi village girl .he Ain't interested.
but I am. Me I yansh anythin coz am not racist. Please Can we smash n be friends? smiley
FamilyRe: Help, My Child Is Already A GENIUS @ 3! by Pumpumking: 4:02pm On Oct 21, 2021
Geminiempress:
God bless her... She's indeed different, our baby of d house is just 11 years and in jss3 already...

May u guys (u and her mum) swim in abundance to care 4 her.
Amen
Good aftunooon
Please do u have yansh? I wantto no u I have moiney please wink
RomanceRe: I Went On A Date With A Nairalander (photos) by Pumpumking: 4:00pm On Oct 21, 2021
siofra:
Make moiney and try again grin
You very rude angry
RomanceRe: I Went On A Date With A Nairalander (photos) by Pumpumking: 3:11pm On Oct 21, 2021
siofra:
Although pumpumking was great, he couldn't take me to a posh restaurant for our date, I mean, who takes a girl to a bukka on a date huh

Everyone knows I'm a gold digger, I can't settle for less cheesy

I love you pumpumking but you don't have moiney grin sowee

photo three: pumpumking crying after I turned down his advances undecided
angry
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Being A Nigerian Cost Me A Foreign Job by Pumpumking: 1:17pm On Oct 21, 2021
Blue001:
Hi Nairalanders,

Last year I lost my Job as an AfterSales Analyst at a multinational company called AlFuttaim in the Peak of the Covid scare in Dubai, UAE. This is when it all began, Paying my rent became a problem, feeding became a problem. At that time the frustration in the country was everywhere due to the lock down and lot of Nigerians joined some illegal activisties in the UAE.

Unlike other nations Known to me, the desperation of Nigerians is quite on the high side so most delved into Yahoo-Yahoo. So it was so rampant and obvious in Dubai then and even now.
The difficulty was much and the lockdown was highly enforced, not giving room for any means of making ends meet.
At that time I had to return to Nigeria, I stayed with my sister’s husband because he was alone during the lockdown hoping to return back to the UAE when the opportunity rises again.
I had to start up a POS business with a 50k support from a family member, but due to the location of the business which is a developing environment, customers traffic was very low, sometimes I made 400 naira daily as profit though the ironic factor was that the closest ATM for cash refill was 600naira daily.
So the business couldn’t thrive. I had to start an analytic firm just to be employed but honestly so many factors I can’t explain here hinders infant industries in Nigeria.
Now in Dubai, Nigerians already have bad names in the communities and employers weren’t willing to considering Nigerians. Though I kept applying to different organizations in Nigeria and in Dubai like wise.
I really never understood the Nigerian market also, when I got some interviews but was turned down as a result of under employment. Three organizations made this clear to me during the interview. So at that time I had to wonder if being qualified for a job is now a curse.
I have had Nigerian HRs contacting me via my LinkedIn portfolio but never landed me any Job.

Now the highlight of the frustration is that, I just got a Job at Dubai with AWRostamani another multinational as a Senior Data Analyst in the internal Audit department, and I am to be paid 9000aed which is like 1.4million naira. Two days ago made it three weeks the HR confirmed the Job as mine instructing that I go to their company’s platform to update my details where she will process my e-employment letter & Visa which I did immediately.
But I never heard from them, I sent mails informing them that I had already created my profile but yet to see an employment letter, yet no response. So on Tuesday (a day before yesterday) I had to call them and this is when the HR told me they are having difficulties processing my employment visa since I am a Nigerian and there is an on going ban on visa processes on Nigerians (aside Tourist Visas). I called some of my friends Nigerians and non-Nigerians living in Dubai to ask if they know any possible way I could go through to get this sorted out, they said it’s impossible because they are very much aware about the Nigeria situation in Dubai.

I dint know when tears began running down my eyes and my mum crying with me because she knows how bad I need a change.

Please Nairalanders, I am a data Analyst with over 5 years experience. Can you please help me with an opportunity or if you know a place I could find an opportunity.

08085257309

http://linkedin.com/in/solomon-adejoh-5a1991a7
bro...if u need babe, i can easily hoook u up with Nairaland babe called BKsoul....she been comin to nairaland for the past 7 year wit no lock finding man sir. ..U WANT? ((THANK ME LATEER)) cheesy
CrimeRe: Follow Up: Nigerian Locked Up for the Case of Rape —The Walk, The End. by Pumpumking: 1:05pm On Oct 21, 2021
BKsoul:
Kilonshele..... are you going through all my commentshuh? Lol.....Hope you are fine..
not really. Mr Cork say i shud get yor nomba coz u will gimme goood times on my £800 double decka water bed.
. So u free this weekend so we can congilate? cheesy
PoliticsRe: Sit-At-Home: Aba Roads Deserted As Nnamdi Kanu Appears In Court (Pics & Video) by Pumpumking: 12:57pm On Oct 21, 2021
SmartPolician:
This troublemaker again? undecided
Fahdiga is definately IBO....they always like that (dumb idddiat) grin grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Sit-At-Home: Aba Roads Deserted As Nnamdi Kanu Appears In Court (Pics & Video) by Pumpumking: 12:55pm On Oct 21, 2021
Fahdiga:
Kanu is greater than Awolowo, Ahmadu Bello Tinubu combined together
huh?...Kanu the terrrrorist Midget scumm is bigger than Awolowo, Ahmadu Bello huh.. really?.....You dumb IBO dumb dumb racist scummm..keeep dreammin!!! (no oofeinse) grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Moved Back To DSS Custody As Court Adjourns Till Nov 10 by Pumpumking: 12:38pm On Oct 21, 2021
NasirudeenOla:
https://dailytrust.com/breaking-nnamdi-kanu-moved-back-to-dss-custody-as-court-adjourns-till-nov-10
please can they jail this punkazzzzz terrrrorist scum midget & let him rot in jail?....why the fok are they wastin govament moiney on the scum just to waist our time?....FOK HIM!!!!! (freedom of speech...not hate speech)..no ofeinse!! angry
PoliticsRe: British Envoy Arrives In Court For Nnamdi Kanu’s Trial by Pumpumking: 12:24pm On Oct 21, 2021
ijustdey:
https://www.thecable.ng/british-envoy-arrives-in-court-for-nnamdi-kanus-trial
but why are british people sopotin a terrrrrorist scum midget who plan to breakup & destroy Nigeria......shudunt they be tryin to get him on death sentence by firing squad? (this $hit is messsed up)..they need to choke that midget terorist bassstard in prison. (no ofeinse)!! angry
LiteratureRe: Kings (where Evil Men Dwells, Bad Things Follow) by Pumpumking: 12:22pm On Oct 21, 2021
dorin27:
Alright then.

I'll be here just in case you decide to give it a try. smiley
TRY? u meannnnnit? TRY??
hell yea i love to enter..i beg i beg i beg....kaiiiiiii. Dorin, am alll so ready to love u twice a week: Tuesday & Sunday. U WANT? cheesy
TravelRe: Battleship Island: Once World's Most Populated City Abandoned 47 Years Ago(Pics) by Pumpumking: 12:19pm On Oct 21, 2021
Explorers:
For my threadhuh

Pleased send a pm.
bro u dont like women? haba? u want me to toast man in yor chat? cant u see am tryin to toast babe? undecided
EducationRe: The Cheetah Is Not The Fastest Animal: Not What You Think by Pumpumking: 12:18pm On Oct 21, 2021
Hisduchess:
Thankio for enlightening him cos in his mind he just made a scientific invention
gooood knews..am now intarested in that thing we disccess: Sexxxxx.
and i will buy u full return ticket for bus fare to lagos if u let me hit it this weekend..U WANT? cheesy
RomanceRe: 61-years-old Man Marries His 18-year-old Goddaughter by Pumpumking: 12:14pm On Oct 21, 2021
Hintona:
Why didn't you add paedophile?

Fucking hypocrite.

YOU AGAIN? Wow...
so again. u encouragin peterfile people on nairaland..correct? is that how yor brain walk? dont u no its an offence to be a peterfile chassin & yanshin underage children?SHAME ON U again for encouragin horiible sugestions & advise to people on nairaland. SHAME ON U SIR!!!!(no ofeinse) angry
RomanceRe: Are My Actions Unreasonable? by Pumpumking: 12:08pm On Oct 21, 2021
BKsoul:
i am trying to upload some pictures that wake your dead memory..... i mean you die....
U always angry...please can we juss smash twice & be friend? please? smiley
RomanceRe: Are My Actions Unreasonable? by Pumpumking: 12:08pm On Oct 21, 2021
SmellySperm:
Trying so hard to get my attention. But am still not giving out.
I still don't know you babes! Excuse me pls undecided
bro please be carefull...BKSoul has mental issue & juss recoverin....she one of those Ondo state area girls that carrry knive & calabash!!!! ((WATCH OUT BRO)) undecided

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