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Nairaland GeneralRe: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op):
With hot amala in my stomach cheesy, I proceeded to go sight seeing round the city. Seeing all the buildings( sections) around, I knew I would never be able to explore everything. It was just vast and wonderful. There was the good, bad, and ugly.

Nairaland GeneralRe: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 10:48pm On Jun 24, 2021
Story continues tomorrow.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 10:31pm On Jun 24, 2021
Nazgul:
You're talented. Thumbs up.
Thanks Nazgul wink
Nairaland GeneralRe: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 10:30pm On Jun 24, 2021
iLegendd:
I love the story already, but remember to make the story end with "Happy-Ever-After," where we had the sweetest sex in the world and you carried my twin babies for 9 months.

Failure to do this, the story has been declared inconclusive. By the way, I'll pay for the suya in reality.
Lol thank you grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 4:28pm On Jun 24, 2021
FalseProphet1:
Good job.

You will become an artist to be reckoned with, people will come from East, West, North and South to patronize you...

This I have seen.
Amen. smiley
Nairaland GeneralRe: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 4:26pm On Jun 24, 2021
post=103050153:
Awwwwwww kiss kiss kiss
This is so beautiful, cute and soooo interesting.
All of us @[/b] are following...

Hugs and Kisses [b]Purples25
kiss kiss kiss

We will surely be back here soon dearie.....

Thread Bookmarked
Thanks grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 4:25pm On Jun 24, 2021
shamsin6300:
Quote me please
I am following
You have been quoted. cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 4:22pm On Jun 24, 2021
I was hungry the next day, so I went to find a buka. I saw a guy coming down the road with a toothpick in his mouth. He said his name, Nwaamaikpe... Before he showed me a buka, he yabbed me. But after everything he still pointed me to a restaurant close by, so despite his over witty nature, I still thanked him.

Nairaland GeneralRe: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 4:16pm On Jun 24, 2021
peacefull and I talked about our different cultures. I told her I loved her golden gown, she liked my purple hair. We laughed at how I hold chopsticks. I spent a night at her magnificent mini palace and moved on...

Nairaland GeneralRe: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 4:14pm On Jun 24, 2021
peacefull came out.... She looked so awesome and pretty. I was glad to have a friend like her in Nairaland city.... cool cool

Nairaland GeneralRe: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op):
I arrived at peacefull's house...it was magnificent! Gold and red doors and a fountain with a fish statue outside... cool

Nairaland GeneralRe: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op):
The next day, I continued my tour of the city with a curvy pretty girl called pettyprincess. She loved travelling too. Also, a friendly guy, shamsin6300 went with us. I told them I would be stopping at my Japanese friend peacefull's house. Peacefull has a house in nairaland city.... She travels there from Japan sometimes...

Nairaland GeneralRe: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op):
Slawormiir looked annoyed and walked off. Mr Righteousness was unhappy that he refused to repent. That's when this guy, falseprophet1 walked up to him and consoled him, as a good religious man himself. But I kept wondering what both of them were doing in a hotel.

Nairaland GeneralRe: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op):
Ilegend and I watched this dude walking away with his weed....

Then this popular pastor, Mr Righteousness, walked up to him. I wondered what Mr Righteousness was doing in a hotel. Anyway, he started preaching to slawormiir.

Nairaland GeneralRe: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op):
After we bought suya, this guy that was wearing a t-shirt with a picture of weed passed us. He was chilling with weed and drink...I heard some people call him slawormiir....

He looked at us like...

Nairaland GeneralRe: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op):
So, this story continues. I moved away from the pool side to a corner where delicious small chops were sold. There, I saw a guy called . He was selling delicious chicken and suya. He waved to me. I also met a cool dude named Ilegend. He was nice to me, we talked, and he said he'd pay for any suya that I wanted from suya stall.... grin

Nairaland GeneralRe: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 7:48am On Jun 24, 2021
I might also meet slawomir, righteousness and nwaamakip.... cheesy in the next post grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 7:46am On Jun 24, 2021
illicit:
Did u see fulani Herdsmenhuh
Around Name Checkers Association's Headquarters. cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 7:44am On Jun 24, 2021
Cruseder:
great
Thanks. smiley
Nairaland GeneralRe: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 7:44am On Jun 24, 2021
peacefull:
Amazing! Really really amazing!!

I'm sorry, I still don't have good English skill. So I don't know how to explain to you in English embarassed

Amazing! and I love it! I love it soooo much!!
I'm looking forward to see it again on tomorrow(о´∀`о)
Thanks dear. I think your English is okay and you're even getting better.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 1:40am On Jun 24, 2021
peacefull:
Wow!!
purples25, you draw everything?
Yes, for fun. smiley I'll post more tomorrow. Yours too. wink
Nairaland GeneralRe: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 1:20am On Jun 24, 2021
I went in and booked a room for the night. After that, I decided to check out the many pools they had in the recreational area. Chilling in one pool were two girls named Coco and Poco grin grin. I greeted them and they greeted me.

I sighed and thought.... at least I will be seeing my friend peacefull tomorrow.... to be continued....

Nairaland GeneralRe: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 1:15am On Jun 24, 2021
Finally found Nairaland General Hotel...

Nairaland GeneralRe: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 1:13am On Jun 24, 2021
After a day at her house, I headed for Nairaland General Hotel. I heard it's a 5 star hotel, so I wanted to enjoy it a bit. On my way I passed the Name Checkers Association's Headquarters. Those guys were not nice to me at all....kept trying to know my tribe. huh

They even said I was not decently dressed, so they would not accept me. Lol. grin I walked away from them as fast as I could....

Nairaland GeneralRe: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 1:06am On Jun 24, 2021
But after that unpleasant sight, I found a rich, beautiful good Samaritan. Her name, Sapphiere. She welcomed me to her home as a fellow woman and we had a nice conversation at her mini bar, in her mansion. smiley

Nairaland GeneralRe: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 1:02am On Jun 24, 2021
That was odd.... anyway after I bought data and used my Google map, I found Romanceland. In front of the gate was one skinny guy....drunkenly claiming that all Nigerian women are useless... huh undecided

Nairaland GeneralRe: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 12:59am On Jun 24, 2021
I saw the golden Nairaland gate and a lit up electric pathway leading there. I decided to go in and find Romanceland. On the way I met a guy called lalasticlala. He seemed to be only interested in snakes...

Nairaland GeneralRe: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 12:52am On Jun 24, 2021
As purples25, a tourist, I decided to visit Nairaland, and find out more about it. I heard it was an interesting place to be...

Nairaland GeneralJoke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 12:51am On Jun 24, 2021
My little sketch on a Real City called Nairaland ...lol.

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