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AmericanDad:
Awwn my dear sister it is well okay. U know IMO men behave somehow and not like our men. Pls stay strong okay..This marriage thing can be somehow...iv experienced it n know how it actually feels

Ozuo

You discriminate against the tribes, you also discriminate within the same tribe.

The lady needs no advice. I'm sure the husband can keep conversations going thus the reason he got her to marry him through Facebook. Now, he'd had to continue the conversation with other girls.

Op, you deserve better but you refused to go for the better.

I really find it hard to have pity for your type.

tojahh:
On my way back from lekki last night. Set destination to yaba after I don chop fish for aboki place by GTBank phase 1. Request came.
After 5mins

Caller: Oga where are you?!
Me: Good Evening.
Caller: Oga where are you?!!
Me: Are we fighting?
Caller: What do you mean? I said where are you Oga??
Me: Phase 1
Caller: come fast we are going to surulere
Me: okay

Got there. Saw her and her friends. She called.

Oga drive forward, since we have been waiting. Or I should call you 100 times before you come.
I came out of the car, left the hazard on and was strolling up and down stretching my legs.

She called again. I picked. OGA!! ARE YOU NOT THW TAXIFY DRIVER?! WHY ARE YOU LAZING ABOUT? If you're not going tell me.

I kept quiet. Till she finished and they walked up to where I was standing.

Oga are you not Mr. Chassis? I said yes I'm. Then why all these rubbish. You will pick my call and not say nothing bla bla bla. I just told her... Babe, no matter what you're passing thru, attitude is a virtue.

Goodnight.


I no cancel. She no cancel. I drove till Maryland nothing. Na so I help her cancel am.

I'm trying to understand the first rude attitude from the rider that made you act the way you did.

"Oga, where are you" to me is nothing to be disturbed about. Or is it the fact that she didn't respond to your greetings?

I once carried a lady and as we were about to stop at her location, she asked for my account number to make transfer. I told her that I cannot know the trip amount unless I end the trip and the girl was like "who asked you that one?" in a very demeaning way.

Trust me, I pretended like I did not hear her.

You go to the bank and talk to tellers and customer service anyhow, call MTN or other network providers customer service and start screaming even before they say anything, yet, they're patient enough to hear you out.

So, why can't you be tolerant to your customers behavior?

I don't know if it's the fact that drivers here applaud this type of unprofessional behavior or the fact that the ehailing companies in Nigeria are after the competition and not much care about the driver-rider relationships.

What did you gain as you did that? Mind you, that person you spoke to is a lady. She could think through that incident for a whole three days.

Please, let's learn to be tolerant. You are providing a public service and should understand that not all customers will behave responsibly. Even in America, there are some crazy people out there.

Gentlelife50:
I stopped paying for tolls since the bonuses disappeared, I will tell before coming if u talk anyhow you go wait tire.
Especially if it's short trip

I have never paid for toll on Ocar even when the bonus was on. They told us at the training center that we should collect it from riders because it's not taken note in their app yet.

I will see a request with an estimated fare of 1100 for example, I will pay 300 for toll and the trip will still end at +-1100

They'll still remove their commission. How much will I have left, when their is no longer bonus.

I think Bolt has the best price than all

Freshprince91:
You have a point bro.
I don't think my destiny is cut out for this hustle anymore.
The seatbelt issue is beyond me as i do not have words for it : because i made sure the lady strapped the belt before we left Magodo and midway through our journey, she complained of stomach upset and asked if i could pull over and help her adjust her seat, which i did, she even made mockery of me, trying to sneak in between her Legs. I guess it was that discomfort that made her loosed it, hoping to put it back before she fell asleep and I didn't notice because i was so fixated on my phone, trying to hide it from FRSC (Google map offence).
She tried to make a case for herself when my car was flagged down but those FRSC officials were not having any of her pleas, i was just looking like a zombie devoid of what to say.
Regarding the petty thief that stole my 5400 naira from the car arm rest, she must have seen the wads of cash when i opened the armrest for her to make use of the car charger. So, when my car battery misfired and i pulled over to fix it, she stole the money and i had no premonition it happened until the next rider asked for 100 naira to buy bottled water , that was when i knew i have been robbed.

My car blows alarm whenever any front seater, be it driver or passenger removes their seat belt so I can hardly get caught unaware.

Please, who pays for toll on Ocar. I argued with my last riders on who should pay. I told them they were supposed to pay since its Ocar but they said that the previous two drivers paid for it.

I want to know if they've integrated toll on Ocar

Criticaltemp:
God knows i dont even use that google map thing. If i no know road, i ask the person wey dey waka for leg pass

I bet you don't stay in Lagos. You have never been directed to one direction by Mr. A, only to be told to go back to the exact location that you are coming from by Mr. B

Worst is trying to call the attention of passers-bys from your car and they will totally ignore you and be moving their way like you are not there

Attempt to stop indiscriminately to ask for road will either have your car bashed or have the law enforcement agents deal with you.

Oh, I forgot the cost of missing your way can add additional 30 minutes to your journey because some roads once passed, there's no going back and to make U-turn can be expensive and many more.

Without Google maps, I don't think I can drive in Lagos.

And even when you ask the FRSC officers for directions, they are most likely clueless.

USE YOUR GOOGLE MAPS

GAZZUZZ:
There will be free TPMS (tyre pressure monitoring system ) diagnosis that will cover every kind of vehicle from 3rd - 21st December 2019.

To be eligible, message me on

https:///2348033910382

Reg Nairaland members only.

Free fixes if you come with your own parts.

Present sir.

I will be coming with my Coro

LazyGoat:
I will take her for an hiv text only this can calm my mind down right now. If I should do the text myself it won't show because it's not up to 3 months which is the end of window period

Only if I have enough time to correct all your grammatical blunders.


But let me correct this, it is test not text biko


HIV test

cooldipo:
Funny and spot on!

Yes, my brother

1StopRudeness:
Funny ...
But I don't think That's correct...Plagiarism is when u officially use some else's work as ur own......Side chics are technically still looking for a way to make the man theirs .Until they officially marry another woman's husband in a court or church, I don't think it should qualify as plagiarism..
After all there's no crime in downloading , reading and even keeping someone else's paper....

There are free stock photos, there are paid photos on stock websites. Single guys are free stock photos, married men have a tag

Seun, I'm tired of receiving email notifications anytime I log in to nairaland. Funnily, the site always log me out

tabithababy:
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Are you saying that he should start cheating on his wife

Excuse me, is cheating (sex) the only way to enjoy life as a bachelor?

akpunda86:
Nwoke leave matter for matter.i wear the shoe so knows where it pains me.my friend married from imo state.the way the woman adapted to our culture.joined all women group hardly u know z from imo.Im a titled chief a title my father conferred on us when we were young.

Why do we basterdize marriage.all thru my life iv nvr seen my mum leave my dad during xmas.she can go to her maternal home everyday but nvr skips food time for dad.This days Honey egwusi soup in plastic microwave it when hungry.
Guy im not happy.

You're talking about the olden days and I'm sure your father's house and that of your maternal home are not too far from each other thus the reason it's possible for your mum to shuttle between the two places without much ado.

Depends on you though. Some men would gladly allow their wife to go and even ask them to stay longer just so they can flex themselves too.

Bro, use the opportunity to enjoy bacher life again

akpunda86:
Anambra z fun during xmas so is my villa infacr iv warned her after this year i no wan hear i wan go xmas for my villa.she is free to go see d mum and siblings but not every xmas.she can go bf the holidays.besides our newborn just six months.infact she is not going anywhere.
I regret marrying from imo state their culture pissing me off now.

My friend, you are whining.

If your wife traveling to her hometown is the reason you're regretting marrying from IMO state, then you have a problem of not having problem.

It is expected that she travels to her village this season. Reason being that, this is the period her other siblings, cousins, friends, extended family, old school classmates, etc., usually come home. So, a great opportunity to meet with people she has not met for a long time.

In my family, we usually create a year that everybody would travel home including both my married sisters.

Mind you, my brothers married from the same state yet their wife spend the festive period in their fathers' house and we don't have problem with that.

You have her from January to December, it's just this few days that she wants to get refreshed and rejuvenated from the years worth of hard work before another hectic year begins that you know it's harmattan

Enyi a, behave yourself there

gigtrainee:
The website is legal and the reports generated are directly from Autocheck
Caromo is an Autocheck dealear and they intend to give the report free
This not make it an illegal way




Can you substantiate your claim ?



This is an edited stuff

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I'm waiting for robust response from the boss

CarGuideNG:
Hello

Whatever complaints you may have are welcomed, our business welcomes constructive criticism, that is how we grow and develop.

You stated you found a way to get AutoCheck reports free of charge. It is most definitely an illegal way.

Did our service aid in eliminating dangerous vehicles from your potential list? The answer to that question will determine if it was a "waste" or not.

We are a legal business and eschew all forms of illegality or short cuts.

However, it remains your decision to get AutoCheck reports any way you decide. It is also your decision to open any threads you may wish to Sir.

Our business is completely legitimate and above board, so we do not have any fear of competition. Rather, we welcome competition.

There are already several threads and people who offer reports free of charge, you are always welcome to contact them. That is rightly your choice.

Our services are priced below average, and we offer more than just plain AutoCheck reports.

If you really wish to understand our business model, you can look at the image below, showing our official registered account with AutoCheck.com, who are the owners of the reports.


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We do not use or solicit any illegally obtained free reports.

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Now I get it. But the newly discovered method is not illegal.

And I feel you should be able to offer discounts either cash or trade

izzou:
Lol. I remember a day I played Tracy Chapman for a rider. The woman was just flowing and said I reminded her of her young days

Funny enough, I was watching Jay-Z videos on YouTube days ago. I like riders that love classics... Biggie, Nate Dogg, Nas, Lauryn Hill, Naughty by nature, and so on

All these Gbese and Ayiiiii dey tire me quick

Hi bro, what is the options to play music from my phone to my car.

It's a 2006 corolla

CarGuideNG:

After finding out how to get this Autocheck report for free bro, I feel like asking for a refund for all the money I wasted checking them with you.


And funnily, you wouldn't remove a dime for me no matter how many reports I run saying that it would no longer be profitable if you do whereas you actually get the reports for free.

Just a thread and you will look for alternative business

HumbleServant:
Indeed, we were flaberwhelmed by ur love and great support towards the success of our wedding.

Thanks for honouring our invitation.

God bless u all.

We return all the glory to God who made this a reality.

(Mr. & Mrs. Humble).

Uniben graduate

ADT

Hahaha

What a small world

adeeva06:
Na you con sell the car o. I sold it today.


Thanks.

Okay, I need a 2003 model, do you have?

solmusdesigns:



People from one cheap polythecnic where cultism and oloshoism is a 3unit course would always call a private school a glorified secondary school, even students from "COLD ROOM" University of Nigeria would also complain

Real Universities all over the world mount CCTV everywhere so whats the big deal here, BAZE University even uses fingerprint scanner and time stamp for attendance in all classes

..

Before you masturbate on this topic, University of Lagos has CCTV cameras in all their classrooms. Come to faculty of social science (FSS) and see. I can take pictures and send to you if in doubt.

I'm surprised this makes a news. CCTV is a standard equipment in University classrooms

adeeva06:
See

This car still never sell? What's the mileage

LaIabobo:
I'll drop both as soon as the car lands.
It's currently on the sea.

The car never arrived?