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abdulrahman0100:
Any1 shld try to help me out even if its to eat plz, Gtb 01.244613,99 Abuba k,ar Abdul.r ah.man, u wil never. beg to eat in ur entire lifetime amen.

Stop disgracing your manhood. Enough of this begging

mus1:
Buying payoneer at 370

Buying payoneer at 370

Buying payoneer at 370

Please, I want to deal with mus1, can someone give me assurance

kings59:
Na you con make sense abi?

Even your advice to the Op is dangerous.

Some of you like "I too know" which is really disgusting.

The guy never insulted the Op, but you did to him.

The difference is clear, just like someone said above.

Go hug Corona patient. As if I care

Light78:
So it is your own sentence construction that is right

You corrected and you have also insulted him

He corrected, made it simplistic and never insulted the OP.

I am still reasoning why the quoted him, but never bothered to quote the OP

I have just learnt something from your post.

Know the type of friends you row with for you might not know what's in their mind.

Immediately you read his post, first thing that came to your mind was to insult and correct so that Nairalanders would give you likes, hail you and so as to be noticed.

SMHAYR

My brother, did I ask for your friendship? Do I know you? GTFOH

federal9:
See pot calling kettle black

You think guys are speaking the grammar rightly

Go to America and speak this your grammar let's if if people are gonna understand you. The way you guys take aboki when they speak, is definitely the way Americans are gonna take you that claim you know it all.

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The guy even made me understand what actually happened. He didn't even abuse the Op.

Hope you can now see the difference between you and him?

He corrected the OP without insult, but you corrected him,and you have also insulted him.

I am gonna choose the guy over you.

Who cares? Did I ask for your "choosing"? WTF


Abeg

Kylekent59:
For a better understanding, this should be the summary :

My Daughter Caught Us Having Sex. Plz Help!


Please house, I need your help. My 7 years old daughter caught me and my hubby this afternoon having Sex. Actually, she was playing downstairs with the neighbours' children. We were not expecting her to come back upstairs anytime soon. Suddenly, she barged into our room and my hubby was on top of me. She saw both of us[ my hubby and i] naked which made her ran out of the room.

My hubby and I were embarrassed with what she has seen, and because of that, my hubby wanted to deal with her, but i told him not to, it's not her fault : we should have locked the door. Now we don't know what to tell her. She has been quite and haven't asked me anything about what she had seen earlier.

She is now asleep, but i can't stop thinking about it. Is it necessary for me to talk to her about the sudden barge and what she saw or should i let go of it and move on as normal?. Thanks


Now I understand. You should have left your husband immediately ,and rush down to her, huge her, peck her, and tell her a story. Her mind would be brought back immediately.

Okay. There are still some corrections that need to be made to your own correction.

Which [made] her [ran] is actually wrong.

It's "which [made] her [run] out of the room

My hubby and I were embarrassed with what she [saw] not [has seen]

[hug] not [huge]

Actually, your lexical construction is as difficult as OP own. Sorry!

Back to the topic

A 7 year old girl is no longer a kid. So, people saying you should tell her you guys were doing anything else other than sex isn't getting it.

Tell her the truth or never talk about it. She would know you are lying to her if you try telling her something else. She ran out of the room because she knows what you guys were doing and that it was supposed to be a private thing. So, trying to tell her something different will only make you look funny before her

oceanized25:
wow...you are the last, you had it easy or are having it easy...i am the third from my mothers side with five behind me so i get to receive the calls to flex my little financial muscles as an elder brother every now and again, it has not been easy.

So even with the realities you siblings faced, your brother want to see how he could equal your dad or usurp him??hmm!

My brother, the thing weak me. Funnily, the wife is a full time house wife. Just producing children like fowl. Na them sabi.

In as much as I am the last born, I still help my some of my elder siblings financially as much as I can Although.

Most of the time, I give voluntarily.

oceanized25:
I have 9 siblings so we are 10...2 from a different woman, we hardly relate.
But the other 7 and me,when we together there is no sad moment, the people are just crazy with mad humour...maybe it's because of the love I have for them anyway.

But i will have a maximum of 2kids, no matter how financially stable I get...i want quiet, peace, and space...less kids affords me that.

We're 10 from the same mother, the same father.

My dad died when I was just 6. He's lucky I didn't grow to know him well. He would have told me what he was thinking to give birth to that much number of children. We're actually 12 but lost 2.

My parents had boys and girls at the early stage of their reproduction. I don't know why they would continue to produce children upon children. I happen to be the last child so it wasn't as tough to me as it was for my older siblings.

I can't give birth to more than 4 children. I hate too many children. It ages the parents faster and slows their economic growth.

One of my siblings just had 6 children and and counting. I just pity him

chillex8:
****GRAPHIC***
Beware of the face mask you wear.
Copied from one of the uber drivers group.

This is photoshop biko

tarantino1:
Lol.
You like level zero? It has to be the most difficult of them all.

And about what you said earlier, it made me see things clearer as I've literally been sending long blocks of text in buyers request.

I hope to get a response soonest.

Is it okay to send a portfolio link to the buyer in the request?

To put it lightly, level does not determine my earnings. If I should start moving up the ladder of the levels, one of my accounts is getting to TRS as I've met all the requirements.

You can send portfolio samples if you are sure it is of great quality with relevance to the particular request.

Also note that there's no one best way to getting messages/orders.

Sometimes I do send offers for days without a reply but you know, if you can convert 2-3 offers out of 30-50 requests, that's still cool.

I don't know the service that you provide but 4-6 buyers in a month can pay the bills for me depending on which of my packages sold

tarantino1:
Boss pls drop more.

Registered a week ago, no show with over 300 impressions

Sent over 20 buyers request as its very hard for new sellers to see one.

I`m about to delete my gig and add a new one with a powerpoint video presentation and portfolios added.


I need more buyers request tips, as it'll be very helpful

I currently use two fiverr accounts. Both accounts have been in level 2 at some point but are all now in level zero.

It's not hard for new accounts to see requests as all the requests are available for all sellers.

The only difference is that the request becomes unavailable once it gets to a certain number of offers.

So, you have to keep refreshing the page every time to be able to know when the page is refreshed and send offer.

I like being in level zero. It may sound unusual but that's the truth.

When I'm in level zero, I can easily send offers to new requests unlike levels 1 and 2 that some old requests might block new requests from a different gig.

So, the key is to start as early as 7:00 AM to refresh the buyers request page. I continued to refresh the page from 7AM till 10AM before leaving my bed in the morning.

And during the day, I still keep refreshing the page. I technically sleep there.

demanuel:
But does your pricing matter? Say the buyer's budget is $50 ,do you price below or the same budget price of the buyer?

I only send offer to buyers whose budgets closely meet my expectation.

Also, it depends on the content of the request. Some will state specifically that the budget put there is just a placeholder.

Sometimes, I do place a little higher or lower price depending on the buyer's budget. If the buyer puts $30, I can decide to put $40. It has worked for me sometimes. It could mean you have a set price (standard), or I can put $100 if the budget is $120.

When an Indian puts $5, that's his final budget so you've got to use your discretion

Ysakaws1:
I swear seems everyone is stuck. I’m already giving up sef. Only returning buyers are making me to earn peanuts.

I spent more than one year getting jobs on Fiverr through buyers requests only. I never knew it was even possible to get direct messages and get job without sending offer. This made me master the art of sending offer which has been my leverage on Fiverr irrespective of what happens.

They demoted me to level zero from level 2 yet my sales remain the same.

I no longer receive direct messages through my gig listing but I am still able to pull buyers in from the buyers requests.

The key to getting jobs through buyers requests are
1. Let your offer in the buyers requests be between the first ten offers. Some buyers pick from the first five. If you have ever put up request on fiverr and you are getting over 100 offers, you will know how overwhelming it is to read through. In fact, it is a job to some buyers, therefore, they pick the first five offers at most. So, irrespective of how good your offer, reviews, and levels are, your offer is most likely not to be read if it's the 22nd offer.

2. Make it short and direct. I don't write more than 3 lines in my offer. There's no need beating around the bush. Just pick a point or two in what the buyer needs and write your offer around it. This is also important because the more time you take writing your proposal, the farther your offer will be.

3. Refresh the request page after sending 2-3 offers. Sometimes, you will refresh the buyers requests and see 15 new offers. By the time you send the first three, please refresh the offer page to know the position of other requests. You will notice that those requests at 0 offers are already having 25 offers sent. There's no need continuing to send offer on those requests. Just wait for new offers.

4. Sleep on the buyers requests page. I wake up and sleep on this page whenever I am in desperate need of jobs. The page gets refreshed by as early as 7:15 AM Nigerian time. I will keep checking this page up until 11:pm.

5. Be selective in your offer. Don't just send offer to any requests. Some supposed buyers are notorious with posting same job over and over again. Some will be asking for ridiculous samples, some will put ridiculous budgets, etc, select your offer right, avoid Indians, Pakistanis and Bangladesh requests. Their names always give them away.

6. Don't sound desperate in your offer. It's good to sound very professional and less salesy. I wish I can share some of my offers that got me the jobs. They are really bland, short and direct.

More tips later

mus1:
Buying skrill @ 360

Buying payoneer @ 365

Buying Neteller at 355

You use escrow?

Mutemenot:
Which airline brought him to Lagos or, is this an outdated news cos all airport is believed to have bn shutdown

Flights are still allowed into the country, man

Omnivalent:
how will they return?
baba...
stop saying what you don't know.

Nigerians outside the country are allowed to fly in to the country.

The ban is only on foreign nationals from the hot spot countries not residing in Nigeria before the epidemic

Christmasdon:
. USE YOUR BRAIN FOR ONCE ,WHEN U STARTED COMMENTING WAS NOT WHEN OTHERS START. SOME CAME IN AT D MIDDLE OF DA STORY.

This is simple arithmetic, man.

The problem is that some of you don't read before jumping to comment. She stated in the initial post that she's a year old than the guy and you quoted her post where she stated that she is 17.

What other clue do you need to know the guy's age?

Ngozey:
Don’t know who screenshot the post to my sister husband

Now you know it's a small world and internet/Nairaland is not as anonymous and faceless as people would want you to believe.

Message admin to delete it if they will agree. I have a post like that. Your story sadly will be used for traffic gaining thus they don't want you to modify/delete it.

Only if you know how many blogs that have duplicated this story for the reading pleasure of their users.

Since your sister's husband is already aware, I believe they can take over the decision making.

I wouldn't join hand to talk down on you. My grandma says that a boy and a girl cannot be 'friends' and it's true.

It's the situation you guys found yourself that led you to having sex.

But just know that the consequences of this will not be light even if your sister and her husband forgives and continues to accommodate you.

Be strong!

joshrare:
Did you say incest?

That's to tell you the brain capacity of some people here. She stated that she's a year older than the boy and she's 17. Some people are still asking the boy's age.

Hahaha

Christmasdon:
. Baby please dont think of any abortion, just call the guy that two of u, are ready to raise that child, after birth leave and weaning give d the child to your mum to cater for, and again whats the age of your boyfriend? . AND CAN U MADE UP YOUR MIND TO MARRY HIM.?

I'm not sure some of you read the thread at all.

She stated that she's one year older than the guy and she's 17. How difficult is it to tell that the guy is a 16-year-old SS2 student?

Ngozey:
Please can anyone tell me how to delete my post ? It’s urgent please

Go to the particular post that you want to delete, click on "modify" then clean out everything and save.

But in this case, it's too late because lots of people have quoted the post.

I want to know how you will handle this. Please, keep us updated

Ngozey:
Yes we did the pulling out only once as we ran out of condoms and to my surprise I got pregnant.

Have you gotten any solution yet?

Also, your title says "my sister's brother-in-law.

Please, your sister's brother-in-law is also your brother-in-law.

So, it should have read 'I'm pregnant for my brother-in-law'

Yenefer:
original post before modifications

E concern you?

Not going to church is the worst effect of this virus.

Many more shocks ahead...

Felicity0001:
You should be ashamed of yourself.

Adult behaving like a kid.

Grow up boy!

Alright!

Temmybabs12:
Am so hurt though, yes I said it but I was joking, Oga kuku use that opportunity; now the guy has gone far o don’t even know how to bring him back. In his words “you asked me to get myself a girlfriend” I was joking about it, which woman wants to see her man with another woman.
These men though; I asked him “So if I asked you to put your hand inside fire will you, he said woman naa fire?
.

Letter to you dear husband God will Jude you except I have been unfaithful to you.

Dear single ladies you better calm down in no go dey rush marry oo. Ain’t a easy ball game out here men,

God will JUDE him?

Okay!

MRSAWEDOFF:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eduLwcODyzw

The Governors wife stressed that in the future, than trying to dump unwanted babies carelessly which could lead to their death, their mothers can secretly place them by fire service station; they would eventually take such babies to the motherless babies home. Coincidentally, the date of her visit marked 6th year anivasery of her husband being in office. Watch the video to learn more.

Good of her. The girl is now a state property.

Felicity0001:
Young man don't turn this place to a hookup thread ok... Go to romance section what you looking for is right there and not here.

Kindly behave yourself.

If you are trying to sound funny, you better stop it.

Behave yourself before I change it for you.

donshaddow:
do you know anyone into transportation?
sienna that can do outside lagos?
to and fro this sat illesha

Yes I do

Email me

BAZ001:
Female doctors plenty wey dey find husband for nigeria but get ready to be sleeping alone whenever they are on call

I have been sleeping alone before I married her so sleeping alone sometimes is no biggie.

Any cute looking slim dark/fair soft daddy's girl Igbo single medical doctor you know, please quote me with her contact

deedee44:
Remember.. fraudulence is part of the description too

Most Nigeria ladies are fraudulent. From collecting transport fare without showing up to collecting school fees when they are very convinced that they don't want to marry the guy.

It's only who's caught that is a thief.


PLEASE, SOMEBODY SHOULD HELP ME WITH ONYINYE'S PHONE NUMBER