₦airaland Forum

Dainy1:
What is the actual time? Immediately you met? Weeks, months after you met? Before you establish a relationship with him/her? When is the appropriate time that he/she will not get hurt nor walk away especially if they both met and love immediately?

It depends on what you want from her, if its marriage then, hey immediately you become friends let her know, bc marriage no be boyfriend/girlfriend things.

NwekeUG:
https://tellmesomethingmediahouse./2020/06/17/funny-resignation-letter-from-an-apc-ward-chairman-in-edo-state-photo/

bhuahahahahaha
A lot of characters in that congregated group of strange bedfellows all with selfish individual ideas and do or die plans.

To write a real quality SEO FORTIFIED article of that number of words takes a minimum of 4hours per one. Before people start charging peanuts bro nobody puts real hard work in and charge u such. That is why I don't do such deals BC not many people can pay, even on fiverr and Upwork real professionals there don't charge change . Good work deserves good pay.

pocohantas:
It is a cobra- a forest cobra. Yes it is HIGHLY venomous. Would avoid humans, but very aggressive when provoked.

Since it had ruptured abdomen, then it most likely died from ingesting your landlord’s poisoned rat.

There are some poisons the snake’s system can fight off, the type Patience Ozokwo puts in her husband’s meal and has the guts to taste it before serving him. Your landlord obviously used something lethal. The rat didn’t stand a chance, neither did the snake.

The snake broke an important rule- only eat your kill. When no be say e be vulture or hyena, why e chop something wey done die?

So, how was it terrorizing your neighborhood? Did it snatch your phone or chyke your babe?

lol

osamz007:
IF THE SALARY IS LUCRATIVE I DON'T MIND

I'M A YOUNG GUY OF 25 YEARS. I'VE A VAST EXPERIENCE IN MANY WARS

NIGERIA BIAFRA WAR

WW2

WW1

PERSIAN GULF WAR

ISRAEL GAZA WAR

VIETNAM WAR


ABOVE ALL I'M VERY RELIABLE AND BRAVE

Lol, u need this job o. Imagine you are 25 with Biafra , ww2 war experience.

WriterNig:
Real Madrid Player Karim Benzema shows off his new $2.5m hyper car.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CBN7ABDp6r7/?igshid=1aimd9shlszum

Nice ride, buh too low. Almost like Ur sitting on the floor driving inspite of all the facilities. Hmmmmm

ProsperChild:
https://www.sunnewsonline.com/nigerians-groan-protest-dstv-gotv-tariff-increase/

that's d power of monopoly, there is nothing anybody can do about it, not even d govt. So get that into your skulls now.

dre11:
https://tribuneonlineng.com/fg-begins-maintenance-of-all-lagos-bridges-drains-evacuation/

Waiting for covid-19 to end right? , abeg look for something else to tell us. Everybody will telling u stories and blame all things on covid-19.

First, church does not take anyone to heaven , it is actually a function of your personal relationship with God that matters the most. I know Bible encourages association with brethren.

Having said that, where I have problem with Jehovah witness's belief is that they use human logic to interpret the scripture, to me it is dangerous. Because the superiority of any human logic is sometimes based on circular training, personal experience and critical reasoning, which will not suffice when it comes to spiritual matters. For instance they believe since after the disciples received the holy spirit on the day of Pentecost, nothing like holy spirit again since after that time. I really do not like to argue scripture. I just try to hold my side anyway.

Mallam Bello how market?

meanwhile some bunch of illiterates are in national assembly sleeping and raking millions monthly o lord have mercy

funmijoyb:
No more lock down let everyone die of the virus awon eleribu

:oNa dem be this

zakim:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/cash-transfer-were-scrutinising-national-social-register-senate.html

whether u are scrutinizing or scrutomizing, keep in mind that lives are destroyed by you people's actions and inactions daily And posterity will hold all of you accountable. I have said my own.

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This has started learning how to read fast o. He has improved. Can u imagine reading 50 paragraph text in 20 minutes
Bc of that buhari I will vote u again in 2023. U must rule argen

yahaya2014:
Nairalanders,

Here is my story.

I met this girl while teaching in a secondary school. She came to write Waec in the school. That was how we met and started seeing each other. She was so in love with me, that she had to chase away the lady I was dating then because of her frequent presence in my house. She virtually spent nights in my place.

Two months after the relationship, she got pregnant as at that time I got a job with a bank for six month. We resolved to keep the pregnancy.

After three months, the bank terminated the job. I came back home. Remember during this period, my family never liked her.

But due to the pregnancy, my Dad had to accept her and went to meet the father. Only for the father to say the daughter isn't someone to marry. But if we insist. No problem.

During the period of her pregnancy, there are challenges and suffering. There was a night she almost died in my house because she was feeling bad that I am leaving her to my place of work (the bank job). We rushed her to the hospital and resuscitated her.

To cut the long story short. I got a federal job as a lecturer. Brought her and child over to my place against the decision of my family, because my conscience couldn't let me abandon her.

One year of her staying, she started acting and committing all sort of things like stealing and nagging. She went home two times on trivial issues.

The last one was surprising to me as we were fine. She was working in one private school because I promise to get her what to do.
The day I gave her my phone, our problem started. She started acting and saying that she wants to leave. That she is not happy.
I now told her to keep my son for me and she didn't object because I had no intention of taking him along.

She will answering calls from guys. She will ran out if her fone is ringing.

I now concluded to give her money to go after series of begging her to stay because of the child. I called her parents and brothers. But she was adamant. She left and never went home but went straight to another place.

She is there sleeping with men and all.
But I have cut her off from myself and the child.

Hope my decision is not wrong?

How old are you sef? You just see a young girl, she may be pretty and young and you feel u just found a wife?
Na so dem de marry? Do you think marriage is just like that? You went into a casual marriage and you moved apart casually too. She wasn't a girl to put at home for a wife yet. She may not even have had any thought about marriage because she still wants to rock but you are of age and are ready to settle down. She wasn't your match. And from the way you are sounding it's like you haven't even learned from your mistake. And you are asking If your decision is not wrong. Oga, brace up and move on with your life. The way you describe the girl she was just a mistake you made.

Chatflick:
We can recall that on April 2nd of this month, controversial journalist Kemi Olunloyo, tweeted that a top ranking member of President Buhari's cabinet is dead, though she refused to mention any name. Could it be that it was Abba Kyari? If yes, then he died a long time ago and the Federal government is just informing the public about it or she was referring to someone else?

guesswork as at that time bc then he was still alive.

hmmmmm oh death, why? That man was the engine room of Buhari's Government. RIP baba.

Although there are several remote collaboration tools out there that you can use to organize your online meetings and video conferencing.
However, the zoom is one of the best among them for several reasons.

Zoom is so far one of the best video conferencing software in use these days.

It would allow you to have a face to face with video and audio as well as the chat.

Many organizations and schools across the globe have turned to zoom for remote video conferencing because of its awesome performance and features..

Zoom has the capacity for video, audio, and chat.

Especially due to the global lockdown as a result of the coronavirus pandemic, establishments now leverage zoom to have their remote meetings.

Educational institutions are not left out as the take advantage of the collaborative features of zoom to deliver training and lectures to students.
So to make use of zoom for video conferencing and online learning, follow the steps below.

Go to zoom.us/download to download and install zoom on your computer.
Open and signup with your email address.
Alternatively, you can just signup with your existing google account.
Click on Create Account

The following menu options can be seen at the top right-hand corner of the page.

Schedule a Meeting,
Join a Meeting
Host a Meeting.
Schedule a Meeting
This feature allows you to schedule a meeting in advance, get the participants notified on time.

On the other hand, it can be used to schedule a class or lecture and get the students notified in advance in case of online learning.

Join a Meeting:-This menu option helps to allow participants to join the meeting that has started or is about to start.
In other words, if it’s for a lecture, students are expected to join the lecture room through it.

Host a Meeting:- this zoom feature is where we will lay more emphasis on this article.
This feature allows you to set up a meeting or lecture hall for the event.

So to host a meeting just click on Host a Meeting and on the drop-down menu choose With Video On option.

The above action will automatically start downloading the application installation file.
And after that, it will request that you install the application.

On installing the zoom application, it will automatically open a window giving you access to everything and waiting for you to grant permission to access your audio and video.

You click on join with computer audio.

To go full screen, hover over the top right-hand side and click on the Full-Screen Button.

So from this point, we need to start adding some participants for the meeting or online learning session as the case may be.

The Various invite options include Default Email, Gmail and Yahoo Mail.

Apart from the three options above, we can also invite people by sharing a URL with them by clicking Copy URL (Please see figure below).

The copied URL can be shared with whoever we wish to attend the meeting or the lecture in the case of a lecture.

Also as you share the link do not forget to share the meeting password with them.

The password is seen at the lower right-hand corner of the screen.

Just copy and send along with the URL.

Zoom is an incredibly secure platform and you can really control who joins the meeting or lecture and who doesn’t.

Manage Participant

This feature will show a list of everyone present in the meeting or lecture.

And one of the good things about this is that you can mute them or turn off their cameras.

READ ALSO: How to Block and Unblock Friends on Facebook Easily

For instance, if you want to make an explanation and you expect everyone to listen, you can mute them.

Again, if you click on More Button under the tab you will find a list of other options such as can be seen below.

Mute Participant on Entry,
Allow Participants to Unmute Themselves,
Allow Participants to Rename Themselves,
Play Entry /Exit Chime
Lock Meeting
.

*Mute Participant on Entry

This option mutes participants on entry even if they forget to turn off their microphone.

* Allow Participants to Unmute Themselves

Participants are allowed to unmute themselves during the meeting or picture.

Sometimes if you are dealing with a younger set of participants, you may have to restrict mute to avoid distraction

* Allow Participants to Rename Themselves

This feature gives participants the opportunity to rename themselves in the meeting room or during the lecture if it’s a lecture.

* Play Entry /Exit Chime

Participants’ entry and exit can be assigned with a chime sound to notify everyone that someone has either joined the meeting or left the meeting.

In most meetings I have hosted or attended with zoom, this feature has being turned off as it seems to distract the meeting or lecture going on.

* Lock Meeting

The lock meeting option enables the host of the meeting to lock the meeting not allowing more entrance into the meeting.

Share Screen

This is another powerful feature of zoom as collaboration software.

You can share your entire screen or you choose which part of the screen to share.

To share click on Share Screen below the page and select any of the opened files or pages to share..

You can use the Advanced tab above the page to share a specific part of the page only.

Also, the Basic tab enables you to choose some other sharing specifics like opening a whiteboard for writing.

This function is part of the things other platforms do not have the makes zoom quite more valuable.

The File tab allows you to share files from certain directories like Google drive, dropbox, etc.

And when you are done sharing you can click on unshare button to unshare your screen yet the meeting will continue.

Chat

This is the group chat that enables you or any member to chat with the entire group while the meeting is ongoing.

You can also decide to chat with just a specific person by selecting the person from the group and not using chat with Everybody option

Also there are more options below to allow you control whether participants can chat with one another or with only with you.

Record

The Record button allows you to record the meeting event so it can be stored and replayed for future purpose.

The recorded video is converted to MP4 file format so you can upload it to any platform or keep for use later.

Click Download to install zoom now
Reaction

This feature enables you to thumbs up an action.

I guess most students like to use this option as they can use it to show how they feel about a given explanation or point explained.

Just click on the Reaction button at the bottom of the page.

Ending Meeting

So when you are ready to end your meeting you go to the bottom part of the page and click on End Meeting.

The End Meeting option ends your own meeting while other participants can carry on with the meeting.

But to end the entire meeting session so everyone will leave, you click on End Meeting For All option.
Source: https://www.talkinfotech.com/how-to/zoom-is-the-best-video-conferencing-platform-so-far-and-this-is-how-you/
#zoom, #onlinemeeting, #videoconference

jumper524:
I don't believe this.
Mods should please verify.

A person who's extremely hungry to point death wouldn't attempt to mix cement talk more carrying it.
Also if he fainted am sure there's more than enough time for the locals around him to rivive him with water and some snaks rather than letting him die and take pics.
Even the food sellers or snaks sellers around there would offer him freee food.

Mods should verify posts pls it's hard to believe..

I guess you are wrong, hopelessness and desperation to survive can push a man to try anything in this life bros forget. It's like u haven't felt starvation before all you may have seen is just some hours of hunger. Rip to the peaceful departed soul

We heard rumours since yesterday that a criminal gang had earlier written a letter notifying the people of aguda and ijesha in surulere of their plan to come for operation.

And just a moment ago a friend living in aguda sent me a WhatsApp message saying THE MILLION BOYS ARE REAL O , THEY ARE ALREADY HERE , EVERYWHERE ON FIRE NOW PLS PRAY FOR US.

this is indeed serious. If you are linving around aguda in surulere Lagos pls confirm this.
Admin pls give this publicity as it may help people to be mindful

Making use of GB whatsapp and Yowhatsapp alone is enough to make them ban you.

But no harm in trying, pressurize their support even if at the end they dont unban you at least they should let you which of the policy guidelines that you violated for future prevention and avoidance.

women! Chai!

Tankunland:
When Shola's mom called me her first question was do i know who the father of Samuel is and I replied and said yes of course it's her grand daughters dad and she said to me I'm the real father of Samuel and that her late daughter reiterated it 2 days before she died guys I went crazy again.


Why me, why me, why me was the question I was asking my self. Why is all this thing's happening to me was the question that just kept repeating itself in my head.


I went to see my boy and the connection was instant ooo just carrying him again after 6 months send shivers down my spine and now I'm just waiting for his Grandma to tell the other guy that Samuel is mine.


I have already started sending my kid small small money again for his up keep Lol even tho not much because I don't even have much now but i would do everything within my power to give this Young kid the best of life that me and his late mother my queen his mother planned for him even when I never knew he was mine.


Wow I'm done. My hands ache. Just wanna say thank you to Seun Osewa for this beautiful forum, thank you to Joe Abah for retweeting that tweet even tho it hasn't yield devident yet but thanks and thank you to those beautiful souls that saved my life with that 9k I know you remember me and I say God bless you.


and to those on the verge of suicide I tell you that you can overcome and it's not the end of the world for you and Whatever you are passing through has an end ok and I need you to realize people somewhere is passing through the same or even harder situation than you. Don't give up, don't stop praying even tho I lost my faith a lil but don't lose yours because only the almighty can do all things.


To my young sister's reading this please be contented with what your man gives to you. The course of sholas death was so painful when I heard but please my dear sister dont date a Yahoo boy for any reason or even go out with one.


I tell you Yahoo doesn't work again and what they do now is Yahoo plus and some of this guy's are heartless and don't care about anyone than just to make that fetish money amd they would use you and any other girl they find to keep that money coming.


To my Young King's reading this don't have a girlfriend in your 20s please. Use that time to develop your self. Work hard to make yourself better as getting a girlfriend would really slow you dowm from attaining that top you want to go.

And last Please if you are too weak to move on or too tired to live again and you think suicide is your escape please speak out, yes some would laugh at you and call you names but speak out as there is that one person that would listen to you.



I LOVE YOU SHOLA AND REST IN PEACE

Very touching story. Meanwhile, you didnt say how your new-found career on CCTV is doing? I must also say you perhaps dont know you have a gift of writing? You may also look into that. You sound like a gentleman with a lot of emotions. Intriguing story after all with great advice and moral lessons at the end. Please do your best for Samuel. Wishing you the very best in the remaining part of your life

naijafella:
Ayade. Only talk talk

Is spar a government property? Where in Nigeria hasn't a building clopsed before? How is this governor'sfault again? Nigerians with their blame games

As the world continues to grapple with the coronavirus pandemic, another rather unfortunate case is coming out of New York City in the United States of America..

A man who called 911 early Tuesday morning to announce that he tested positive for covid-19 appealed to the cops to kill him.

The 55-year man was realized to have underlying health challenges which may lead to complications with the arrival of the virus in his system.

He is overweight and suffers from diabetes; in view of that he felt depressed after he tested positive for coronavirus.

As the police arrived his location, they sighted in him with a knife but later realized it was a black powder gun.

The police ordered him to drop the gun, which he refused and kept on advancing towards the cops then they shot at him a couple of times hitting his back and hip.


In a conversation with the man later, he told the Chief of Department of New York Police,Terence Monahan that he tested positive for coronavirus last night, NBC New York reported..

But according to the police, it is unclear if he actually tested positive to coronavirus as claimed.

SEE ALSO: Coronavirus Daily Updates Around the world to keep you informed

But Monahan said” He wanted the cops to shoot and kill him”.

As we are made to understand anyone with underlying health challenges is likely not going to find it easy with the covid-19 infection.

That said, I doubt if that translates to the fact that ones the person is under such a condition and has been attacked by the virus then it is straight death sentence.

At least the person still needs to be checked properly the and treated by the medics.


I believe there is a great chance he might still be fine at the end of it all.

Meanwhile the said man has been taken for treatment after which he might be charged for the various crimes he has committed due to the act.
https://evrinews.com/this-man-tested-positive-for-coronavirus-and-wants-to-end-his-life-then-the-unthinkable-happened/

youngvikthor:
My brother was staying with my aunty since 2017 so early this year he decided to rent his own apartment after saving some money

So January this year, he told my mum that I should come and stay with him that he will look for work for me which he did. Since my arrival to this place, my cosin sister alway visits us. The house is not far from ours. She will come in name of helping us to cook.

While she and my brother will be touching themselves even when am around, most people in our compound thought she is my brother's girlfriend. I also noticed some used condoms in our room and my brother did not have girlfriend.

Fast forward to yesterday Monday, I went to work
and our boss said we should go back due to the issue of this covid 19, I reach House only for me to see my sister lying dawn with just singlet, playing game with my brother's phone.

And my brother was in the bathroom. I don't really know what to do, if I should tell my mother or not, my aunty is such a kind person she at times gives us food stuff and even money and I don't want my brother to get angry with me.

Please I need your help, he is 26, I'm just 21

I dont know the part of Nigeria you come from but where i hail from it is an abomination.
Please tell your mother and damn the consequences, doing so you are not only helping your cousin or brother you are also averting traditional disasters from befalling on your family as a whole.
You have blood ties with your cousin, hence that shouldnt be allowed to happen under your nose. Your brother maybe angry at you but it will just be for a moment, later he will realise you saved him and the entire family.

iwaeda:
https://punchng.com/breaking-buhari-lacks-power-to-restrict-movement-in-lagos-abuja-adegboruwa/?

Doctrine of necessity my friend stop boasting like say na you write constitution and get the manuscript

SocialFinance:
Sowore is funny. He refused to say nothing about America where he lives and make his living but focus on Nigeria for political gain from the pain people are going through.

America now carry more viral load than even China

America doesn't have enough testing kit and ventilator

Trump refused to take action always downplaying the severity of the virus

Deaths including that of infants is occurring daily in all the 50 States of America.

Whichever way we look at it, Nigeria had managed this well with no death of locals. Death recorded was of a returned.

Even the Italian man was treated and discharged.

Sowore if you continue this way, you remain a tool used by the enemies of Nigerian masses to deceive and at the you will pay dearly for it.

Both you and sowore are unserious, so you want sowore to criticize US over what now? What America gave sowore can your lousy corrupt and tribally segmented country ever give him? Don't let me continue to blast even some areas sowore is also fooling himself about.

SpecialAdviser:
The way countries are evacuating their citizens from Nigeria eeeh, I suspect something very serious is cooking. May God help us. Please stay safe.
Meanwhile let me post the topic I created before for the people of God.

[b]Hello People of God,

I write to beg you to Ignore some of the modern day Pentecostal Christians coming up with all manner of tales about the end of the world and all the trash.

They have come with their false claims after misinterpreting the book of Revelation and they keep disturbing all media space with theories like 666, antichrist, one world currency, one world government. To them, they are trying to win souls for Christ.

Unfortunately, they are simply chasing souls from Christ with their nonsense claims. What happens to those who beleived you, if they realised you lies. It simply shows how myopic and unprepared they are to receive our Lord and saviour. Even Jesus himself doesn't know when He will come back as contained in the Bible. Only the father God knows and will decide.

Worse disease outbreaks, worse wars, worse calamity have befallen the world in the past without Jesus coming. Jesus simply warned us to be ready at any time because after death comes judgement. If you die in an accident today, your own world have ended and you will be made to give account of your life on earth.

Please don't be deceived by people that try to create panic in order to preach the gospel. You are not even judged right when you accept the gospel in the midst of such panic. Repentance should be done even when things are very smooth in your life. Accept Jesus as your personal Lord and Saviour and make sure you worship God in truth and spirit. Don't cheat, Don't steal, Don't fornicate, Don't tell lies etc. Always pray and if you found yourself wanting in any sin, make confession and try to reconcile yourself with God immediately.

This way you can be ready for His coming and never be bothered if He will come today or 2moro. Again, some pastors are already preaching against taking the vaccine that may come after Corona. Please kindly ignore them. You will never be judged a sinner for taking any vaccine. How would God judge you such? You are simply innocent even if their is any form of conspiracy. You were never a part of it. Most of these pastors will come short of preaching true repentance to their members but will be too quick to talk about end time.

To all Catholics in the house, kindly remain steadfast in prayers. Please try to fast in this time of lent. Most importantly give alms to the poor. Your can send money to someone very poor through bank transfers. Sit and think deep, there are many of them around you, in your village and elsewhere.
This time of lent is an opportunity to please God and receive forgiveness of some of your misdoings and don't let it pass you by.[/b]

God bless you.

Superlative ignorance of the highest magnitude
Please study the Bible and not missal

johnmartus:
Continue open your dirty teeth widely in the public. Jimoh Ibrahim is very intelligent and outspoken Nigerian.
Jimoh Ibrahim was a fearless man even when he was young.

When jimoh Ibrahim was still in high school the military administration of General Yakubu paid a visit to Ibrahim school. General Yakubu have a chat with teachers and students.
Jimoh Ibrahim a fearless man confronted the president and questioned him in some certain things despite his teacher was cautioned him he still went ahead by asked the president on economic reform.
Before Ibrahim finished his service then he made 3.7million through the seminar and workshop he organized for local government then.

After he finished his service he wrote a proposal to federal government how he can help the government to recover their lost on oil and gas and block the linkage.

The proposal was approved. guess what in the process of recover money dude make billion of naira and he diverted the money to his personal account.

That is where the problem is. As young as he was you started well but ending up misbehaving with the opportunity given to him and many still wonder why good things don't survive in his hand? True hard work with integrity is what makes a man succeeded not hard work combined with fraud. For all I care his source of wealth has a lot of question marks hence even the university may just one day be scrapped after he must have gathered the poor parents monies.