₦airaland Forum

OkuFaba:
In China, cockroaches are considered as a highly proteinous meal,

But the difference in Nigerian and Chinese cockroaches is ours live in soakaway pits, .

Boiling the soup you have boiled its yamayama inside the soup.

Enjoy your protein, you should have left it inside as part if ur meat.

Quest7777:
Atiku don lose, O'mockery don turn motivational speaker.

Adebisi0070:
Good Day N'Ls..
Finally, I fixed the bike I bought last week. Driving my okada today and I was able to raise about 3k!

While riding under the hot sun, I was flagged down by this tall well looking, fair guy.. He told me his location and we agreed for transfer, he's to pay me 200 naira.

While on trans, he told me we should branch an eatery, he needs to get something for himself.

Baba went inside after I packed the bike, came out with 3 meatpile.

All of a sudden, He gave me 1meat-pie! Claiming he loves the way I drive.

We got to our destination, immediately a boy of about 10years+ came to him and whispered something to him, immediately he became uncomfortable.

He asked me to give him 2k cash that he'll transfer it to me with my okada money and that it's a matter of life and death.

I gave this guy and he ran into a compound, though he told me he'll be back in right now.

I'm still there and is more than an hour and bros is no where to be found.

I'm at home now thinking about my loss of 2500, this life sha..

favour32:
Yes,he do die!

BigDawsNet:
I believe so..

I think generally...we don't need more prayer to succeed.. we only need to have big faith...

Here in the west, basic amenities are in place for citizens... you rarely see people go to church to pray for job or connections...

Here it's called a place of worship not prayer...

But in Africa, the government job is to show citizens shege pro max... so the average Nigerians believes you have to pray out ur way to have a good life...

Prayers works but if you move out Africa... u will realise you only need to pray a little and hav big faith...

ReacherSaidNoth:
The one where a spirit impregnated a virgin girl and her simp betrothed swallowed the stupid story

MrCuteking:
See stadium like Ijebu-ode road.

wanimo:
Na me go lead praise and worship the day Tinubu would return his stolen mandate

Quest7777:
In my dear country, that big boy will end up inside the stomach, escorted down with chilled bottles of Heineken.

beerfraud:
Reno is always correct

yarimo:
No problem, shey after buhari hand over you will honour DSS invitations ?

IuseGODnameBEGu:
Nigerians are really the problem of Nigeria. Sometimes I wonder wetin dey worry us for brain. If government has refused to help us, can't we help ourselves? If government has decided to suffer us, must we suffer ourselves? You know sey new note is scarce yet you dey reject old notes....

Devotional1:
That's for people who have the money to build, some people just need money to survive one day

Wagwanbrethren:
But, bank transfer issue dey frustrating. Fix that, then we can talk about cashless policy!
Pesin go transfer, Dem go debit am without crediting the beneficiary. Still on still Dem no go ever reverse your money back, you go complain for bank, na to dey fill form upandan.

If na 1,500..2k ,no need to stress, anytime money drop we move!🤣
But,the wan wey beneficiary no go hear your own,na that one be problem. Some go even think say you no wan pay their money.🤣

jhydebaba:
Mum 0k
Dad 0k
Me 100k





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Before you say I'm callous, both parent are late so I'm keeping my money, all of it

thesicilian:
Probably because he has spent everything he has on house rent, school fees, transportation and given the rest to mom for housekeeping, until the next salary cycle.
Some of you will not understand the dynamics of being a father, especially the salary earners, in the typical African society.

MasterJayJay:
When I hear some folks say virginity is lack of opportunity, I doubt if they realize how dumb they look when making such statement. Virginity is the presence of self-control and not lack of opportunity.


I have been observing one of my neighbor's movement, a boy. He has been sneaking in girls into their house to have sex. He is unemployed. On Saturday when his mom went out for elections, he decided to sneak in a girl. He didn't know when his mom came back and he was caught while trying to sneak the girl out. He ran away wearing a shirt and a boxer and returned in the evening.

I have been thinking how he has been able to get these girls, the motives, etc. Because obviously, he is not rich. this is not even a case of girlfriend-boyfriend relationship. It seems there is an app where one can get a girl near you for fornication.

Point: With technology in this century, even an introvert can get connected to someone to have premarital sex. Therefore, Virginity is never lack of opportunity. I believe virgins in this tech world have more self-control than virgins in 900 BC.

Fut9ure:
Who is else is celebrating like me already

About the suffering and killing About to continue in Nigeria after what we experience in Buhari's tenure

I will continue to celebrate 🍾 until we start stepping into the polling unit without sentiment and tribalism


Since you all want to be sick

Let the sickness go round
This nation doesn't deserve pity

SmartPolician:
Just like Falz, this guy has a lot of guts

He made sure that APC was beaten mercilessly

However, like I said earlier, I don't see any reason why Sanwo-Olu won't win this election.

Purity1st:
No be person wey get work they negotiate.
Abeg next topics

ObiDatti85:
Nigerians are been programmed to suffer by default, If you are not suffering as a Nigerian then you are not patriotic

phemmie06:
Give me 50% of it and I will pay back with 20% interest

dopedan:
I dont trust any woman

Blackhacker:
With her is not a fornication is just that we are both not ready for it at this present moment. She is my wife to be

Bluezy13:
Don't go explaining to the woman. You'll never earn her trust again.
Be sure to give an equivalent amount to cover-up the cheating with sincerity.
If you were to balance her #400, go to her shop with #500, buy stuff worth #100 and tell her to keep the balance. If she insists on returning it to you, tell her you remember you were owing her #400 a long time ago and although she must have forgotten but it feels right to pay her back. Walk away as soon as you finish talking.
Be at peace with your mind.


That's if and only if this story is true

Metaphor44:
Ok.. But all I have ever craved and prayed for is a Nigeria where the Economy can so robust and prosperous. Where insecurity can be totally eradicated, poverty alleviated, where unemployed Nigerians can get good jobs without knowing anybody that knows somebody that knows someone.
I know what I am going through at the moment. If I survive, thank Goodness.

IamV:
Nobody is proud to recognize Tinubu as their president in Nigeria except for a very few group of unfortunate individuals.

Even the unfortunate individuals only do it because they are paid to do that and are programmed
to celebrate mediocrity.
Unfortunate individuals that sold their unfortunate future for a crumb of unfortunate meals is why we are inthe mess we are right now.

Some of the unfortunate individuals will mention me to insult their unfortunate father at home .

Wealthoptulent:


Lolz.. with hatred dey voted incompetents join component, now scared for gubernatorial n house assembly, so Lp pack incompetence full ground! Another one yet to wake in LAGOS.
Vote LP to bottom in ENUGU too o elluu pee!
Since they all inexperienced in corruAfore!
When we say as non politician , we vote COMPETENCE. U dey shout say one of Jesus Desciple asked u to vote LP top to bottom. Him go follow u dey ur state when result of Thumbprint on hates yields hatred fruits.
Afori!

BurialGround:


Lol, how can corruption personafied fights corruption?

It's like telling us that Satan will grant salvation

Massiveglory:
The foundation of unity is justice.
Unity without justice is like using basket to fetch water.
When we say justice or unity , it is not about ibo. It is about our country Nigeria.

The new Nigeria must be built on a solid foundation. The foundation must be right.

A presidential election has just happened and majority elected a team and a party.
The fraudulent faction of INEC and their political cronies decided to select other wise.
And now you claim unity government. It cannot work.

Any unity government must have the right head.
Tell tinubu he is a premium joker. He will not be president of Nigeria.

cpu2006:
show us your bank statement

Faber:
Maybe she is one of those jumping from one SUV to other back here in Nigeria, using her big ikebe dey scam simps.

If she is used to working hard, she will not complain as a caregiver in the UK...wetin dey there...abeg shift one side