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KarmaMod:
toodlers? Good. Are you done with children?

It's too expensive to have many now!

toddlers?
I'm done with children.I got that fixed.

chisimdi:
@ poster i'm married aswell wit 3boys,so dnt mind Haters on d thread.

Chisi thanks forthe encouragement.
na sheniqua ya sista

OMO IBO:
i never lie for internet. and the last thing i'd be lying about are my kids and partner if i had one

Thunder scatter that your blokoss.
I never said I didn't have a mouth
nkita!

Lady J:
osisi don't mind them jare,i guess u were just trying to protect your family by keeping shut,who wouldnt?d only people that knows a little about me is busta and ozioma,and that is because we chatted one day on yim,its not as if u owe anybody any explanation

afterall we all lie wt our user names and so on,so no big deal

Thanks dear.
At least now I can freely say my kids when I talk.
I've had to keep that and I hated it because they're my world.

KarmaMod:
Only reason why I didnt think you had kids yet, INFACT I was actually thinking you were presently pregnant with your first child is because of all the time you seem to have on Nairaland

Your kids must not be time consuming monsters. Lucky You

I work part time that's why.
and they are well behaved and not little itsy babies.

Pataki:
@ Osisi,

Can you give me the contact forum to almondjoy.

That girl and her crazy wahala.

AJ and I have become a tag team at Nigerian village square.
her name is dew drops and I'm lateesha over there.

KarmaMod:
Osisi, any reason why you feel the need to share this with people on a mere forum? That's kind of weird

It's hardly a lie, just that you've been married way longer than you mentioned on here

*shrugs* Not a big deal. How did AJ figure it out?

I was hoping the confession was that you are Yoruba or actually married to a Yoruba man with tribal marks

I wonder why I'm doing this but it makes my conscience free maybe that's why.
AJ didn't figure it out I told her.

crazykid:
Well there's nothing like being straight foward; am glad you remembered that in time  

Thanks, I feel free finally.
If I'm going to be here I might as have a free conscience.
There was a time omoeko said I was married in my thirties and unable to conceive and I was like wow.
I married in my prime and dropped pikins one after the other without difficulty but then I gave that impression so I couldn't say a thing.

OMO IBO:
like anyone gives a hoot what or who  you're. Geeez? u would have been better of keeping it to yourself. lying about your kids and marital status is just not on. it goes to show the sort of person you're.  living aand leading a second life on the net.

oh yeah? did almondjoy ask u to confess?
by the way, you're not setting no records straight. u still remain a liar. u denied your kids and husband in a forum.

Idiot!

Thanks guys, you're the best.

This has been eating me up but I want to get it off my chest.
I gave the impression that I went home recently to get married.
I lied about the getting married part,I was in Nigeria alright.
I wanted to keep my family life private
I've been married a while to a wonderful man,the love of my life,the most romantic man ever and we are blessed with a few children.
Please find it in your hearts to forgive me especially my friends on this forum.I came clean offline to almondjoy whom I still communicate with in another forum and I wanted to set the records straight here.
But I will not tell you how long I've been married and how many kids we have.
I will still keep that part of me private.

I know I'm opening myself up for all sorts of name callings but I'm a big girl.I can take it.
The most important thing is that my conscience is finally clean.

Lady J:
d reverse is d case for me oooo,they ask me for tips but i don't ask

bad girl.
You know I've been a born again Christian since my teens
I was basically naive about a lot of things
I'll start a thread that'll shock you all.

4 Play:
Just wanted to put Nwando in a bit of a tight spot explaining herself.

It's called girl talk.
men shouldn't be discussing their wives with fellow men that's just nasty and unmanlike
But ladies are allowed to ask friends for tips if needed.

no people please don't misunderstand me this is all in good humor.
A conversation may go something like

Queenisha; ah ah the babe how come I'm calling and no response,I hope oga is not killing you this weekend

My friend; For where ? the man is mad at me and frowning all over the place

Queenisha: ah ah Ify you know what to do now,it will only cost a few wild ones and he's back in order

My friend[/b]Is it only wild ones, this one calls for a couple of mouthfulls too,you know how these Igbo men are.

[b]Queenisha Are you telling me ?please let him take it easy before he chokes you to death

LOL LOL LOL

KarmaMod:
Dont mind them osisi. If you don't do certain things, they'll be the first ones to say its because you didnt want to learn. Now you're learning from a very good friend and they are still whining. abegi no mind them

Btw we already know who DIDNT keep the promise

See me O
I was thinking this was abnormal.
If I was ever in trouble and asked to make 2 phone calls one will be to Mr Q and the other will be to her.

to the promise part

4 Play:
Imagine my wife discussing my sexual performance with her friend. Abomination!!!

If she has a best friend like I do, you better believe it, that discussion will surface once in a while but of course the good performances only so don't worry.

davidylan:
Ok maybe na me do mistake.   I'm sure she's not telling her friend about Oga's yekini.

no,not size haba!
una don come.
we just talk of how good they are and how to make it even gooder since my friend is as romantic as myself.
We love to be loved.

davidylan:
This one na wa.
Unwritten rule for the male - never talk about your wife in bed with another man even your own father!

Most of the time they get A's in performance.
So it's not as though we're bashing.
She's worldlier than myself so I've learnt a lot from her.
Thanks to her I now have a wardrobe full of lingerie from Victoria secret and no one is complaining

Lady J:
osisi i also have a close friend and shes edo,we grew up together as in right from kindergarten,but my dear they r some things u cannot discusss wt friends osisi no matter how close u all r,u should have your own secrets now,don't tell me u discuss wt them virtually everything u and your hubby discusses in d closet?

Of course there are some things that even the hubby nwa will not be told at least not right away.
But my best friend and I are almost like man and wife without the lovemaking.
We are buddies to the core.
We can talk for 5 hours straight and talk about our men,their performance,exchange tips.
When my man makes me mad,she's my shoulder and same with her.
We disagree sometimes but our bond is unbreakable.
We even made each other promises at 16 that we'll remain virgins till marriage.
Won't tell you if we kept it

Lady J:
abi ooooo
can't imagine keeping loosers as close friends

anyway i trust myself,d few friends i have don't even know me too well,i can't risk my marriage,my home,my joy ,my happiness and husband all because of some friends

friends gbakwa okwu,nonsense

I on the other hand have 2 close friends that I've known since we were 10 years old and one is closer to me than the other.And we know intimate details of each other down to you know what.
Everyother person is an acquaintance and I can cut them off whenever I choose.

Lady J:
good

if they like let them blame u,its not in your place to tell any body,so cut off

keep d relationship u have wt both women neutral,so that weneva trouble starts nobody will come knocking at your door,its as simple as that

My advice will be that she even distances herself from such complications.
I would cut ties with both people because I can't be close friends with people I can'tbe free with and have to hold a secret.
Life is too short.
I'll cut them lose and that's it.
Let them sort out their wahala

davidylan:
By the way i still don't get why married women still prefer to keep very close relationships with other women especially those with troubled marriages. This is the way husband snatching starts.

You took the words from my mouth.
If I ever had a friend that was running around with married men and sleeping around,that's it.
Our friendship is over.
Thank God I don't have such friends.
I don't keep friends who may pull me down by their lifestyle.
Tufia!!

onyinye2:
Igbo Kwenu! Enugu Kwenu!

so Enugu?

ROFL
@ poster I don't know what to tell you.
I hope the right one stays

toshmann:
BabyO i ga eme m gwa ha na aha BabaO, di gi bu cyriacus

Cyriacus Otagburuagu Agbugbaeruleke
and so what?

strider_05:
hi , im new to this forum, my prob is that my testis used to be in a very good shape when i was in my teens, but now im 21 year old n my testis r shrinking , n i masturbate too n i think that it is a cause of my testis shrinking, n now my left testis is shrinking very fast im afraid that it will vanish one day, plz help me , what is this disease called? and any cure for that?Huh pllzzzz help me,

ROFL
please forgive me, I've never heard of shrinking testis
How about the right one?
I no go die O

Tosh kwusi ya before ma kpoo my sister ekwitox gwa ya ihe no ebe a n'eme

SOJ:
@
This is very simple: the chap is simply using the babe;he's not a monster only an opportunist, an opportunity he would take anywhere else if it presents itself.
Simply tell your girlfriend to stop making herself a poke hole.

The next phase is that the women will drop a Queenisha and a Shaquille as fruits of his labor and they are bound for life and the Nigerian wife is screwed for life with endless finances going that way.

sistawoman:
I don't understand how the wife does not know. She has met the wife only once I fear his wife is going to come after her. The wife is older in her 40's but are Nigerian women like that. Will the wife come after my girlfriend if she finds out? Or because her husbands papers are at risk will she sit by and allow this woman to sleep with her man?

If she agreed to the divorce deal, I'm sure she'll just endure the cheatings.
I pity that man.
Your friend may do a 180 when the divorce time comes if she loves the man.
women have been known to use sharp finger nails and poke holes in the condom.
and that would suit him right.
I've heard stories like that.
Then the whole thing becomes one big messy and rotten pot of gumbo

chei she looks like a homeless madwoman
drugs are bad

bikonu who is answering okija juju?

sistawoman:
I agree that her self esteem is shot. She has been in one bad relationship after another and along came this man, who took her out a few times and next thing i know they are sleeping together and now she says he wont let her see anyone else, I think that takes a lot of guts for him to say that and for her to agree to that.

How do i help her to see this is bad and she needs to stop this shit? He is feeding her all kinds of shit about how much he loves her but he is still referring to the other wife as his wife even when he talks to others like me and my husband. She does not understand the language and my husband tells me everything, or most things they say to each other.

I just don't understand how she could put up with this? The men will say to her you are so kind to _____ and he likes how kind you are, thanks for all your help. This should be a clue when the 3 years are up she is done for.

That your friend will sleep with monkey sef if care is not taken.
You better be careful taking food from her hands