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Dpaulie:
Oh yeah, what about that girl that u wanted to put ur hands in her hole?

I bet you didn't understand the metaphor I used there.

piamily:
You are cheating my friend !!

If you are a christian please read 2 cor 13:12

Awol1:
And ur name is Randy?

And ur name is Awol?

tiswell:
You just go about kissing women randomly, are you a pigeon?

It is a way of greeting. Gush!!

bamasite2:
Bros.....go and kiss your wife on the cheek!

Okay sir and that will be when I get married.

Stevecyes:
Intelligent girls are a joy to hold conversations with.
I have been in that shoe too.

Her name is Amaka (her real name) we first met at new trade fair market in enugu either in 2012 or 2013.

She was a beauty to behold but above all, she was very intelligent & knowledgeable, i have never met a girl as intelligent as she was then, even to up till date. she was just a one off..

We exchanged facebook contact then and from there we were able to give mobile contacts of each other (cos she said we should first start our conversation on facebook before engaging each other on phone call.)

Our first official date was at genesis restaurant beside mtn office leventis, the same place u said u had your own date.
Our conversation on our first date was just wow wow.
she wowed me, i kid u not. she was so sophisticated and down to earth type but above all very intelligent and endearing.

My only regret was that i wasnt able to follow it up with her back then due to one inconsequential damn shit.
She's married now though but i wish i was able to engage her often then. That lady was supposed to be the mother of my unborn children cos looking at it on a retrospect; she would have fantastically fit in as a role model to my kids.
I bleeped up anyway.
But in life sometimes, we mustn't always get what we wish for.


From your storyline, it looks like u re from coal city cos the narratives says so. I too am from 042.

Coincidently also, u registered with nairaland on 2010 which was the same year i registered too. that means we both have been on this faceless forum forum for more than a decade now. (10years+ )

Feel free to mail me with this handles so we can konw each other quite better.
(stevemorgan4u9@gmail.com )
or on my IG (Stevecyes247)

Wow. So many coincident here. The difference here is that you own happened in 2012 that is a very long time ago. I have already sent you a mail. Thank you brother.

helinues:
So ,her memorizing your phone numbers make her intelligent?

That speaks much volume of op's intelligent

Black man can't read or should I say you lack comprehension.

Enoch07:
that's exactly what he said

Good. I am merely quoting him

Lostz:
which hole do you want your hand inside before believing?


to me she is just trying to impress you. intelligent girls do it all the time.

since she is masculine and probably ugly...... according to you......her only chance of getting a man is through her brain

I thought as much.

Enoch07:
so to cut this long story short, you want to put your hand "inside that hole" to be sure abi? black man Thomas

Is that not what Thomas said?

It was a hot afternoon of saturday 21st December 2019. I was sweating profusely like a christmas he-goat. I was busy minding my business and walking on the pedestrial side when I saw a small girl who I later got to know to be 19 years. She was carrying a school bag at her back and also a sack full of book on the hand, I could see she was struggling.

As a man with good heart, I decided to help a little sister. I offered my help and I can bet my left balls that she was pleased as she smiled back and agreed without reluctancy. She was beautiful though slim with no nyash and a tiny breast that you could mistaken as a big pimple. I didn't mind, I was only interested in one thing to chop and clean mouth. I collected the sack from her hand with ease, showing no weakness. We started matching to where she will enter keke that is going to her direction. When we reached where she will enter keke, I asked for her number and she said, I should call my own instead that she is going to call me. I called my number, but I noticed she was not writing it down any where. I asked her why, she told me that the number is already stored in her brain. I doubted it and asked her to call it. With the speed of light she vomited the number for me. I was so impressed. She promised to call me but she refused to tell me when.

I have always been in control when I am involve with any lady, but this one, I was the one anxious waiting for her to call me. After waiting for the whole of December, I gave up and stopped expecting. On friday, 3rd january 2020, she called to wish me happy new year. I was so excited, and still I don't know why I was excited. I called her back in the evening to ask her if she will be free on Sunday, that I want to take her out. She agreed and we fixed 4pm at genesis located in leventis at Enugu.

Having dated so many girls, I know how girls think, so I am always ahead of them. Thinking I was dealing with a random girl, by 4pm I started coming out from my house when she called that she is already there. I lied that I was helping an accident victim that I will soon be there. I arrived 30 minutes late and apologized which I have never done because I am always earlier. It has been the other way round, the girls apologizing. We went inside and sat comfortably talking. I got to know she is in second year studying electrical engineering at UNN. All my life, I have never met a girl as highly intelligent as her. She was so versatile in every aspect. We discussed politics and I got to know that her favourite tv show is journalist hangout. We talked football, her analysis of why she thinks Messi is better than Ronaldo was top notch. She countered every of my defense of Ronald intelligently. I was perplexed and shocked. We ordered for their useless fried rice and drinks and ate. She brought out 1k and gave to me. She said I should use it and support whatever I am paying. She even paid more than half of what we ate.

I came back, lost in thought about her, I was so impressed. I picked up my phone and texted her "God bless your father for raising a great daughter like you. Good night." I have been doubting if truly she is a girl, or if I have a Bobrisky situation here. Just like Thomas in the bible, who said "I won't beleive untill I put my hand inside that hole."

Smile and make your answer as short as possible. Yes or No answer.

Do you always think you are stupid sometimes? I need answer to my question

Wish him well.

I don't know her but she has a fine breast.

I am still a virgin.

There was a time I visited Kajola in Ondo state for a clinical outreach. We were to stay one week sha. In the evening as per say I love footbal. I went to play with the boys. I was shocked when I was bouncing the ball with my legs and I heard one yoruba guy say "gba boolu" I swear that was Igbo language. I later learnt that Yoruba stole or more like borrowed gba(shoot) from Igbo.

Find something that you will use to discredit the mother as incapable of taking care of the child. If you must lie, please do and makes sure you can prove the lie. You could come up with things like she drinks and brings men into the house, which is not good for a child development or she has temperamental problem. Guy just find something. Thank you

Not having sex is for your own good. How I wish my dic.k listened. Sex comes with a lot of problems. Don't discourage people who are trying not to have sex.

MummyIMadeIt:
What if the lady dies before the marriage proper, Hmmn that one is double wahala for dead body.

As long as you are not the one that killed her, you got nothing to fear.

Tell that ur friend to impregnate the girl. They will beg him to come marry the girl.

Nothing wrong with what she did or what she is doing now. She is trying to form expensive. Keep pushing the kpekus will soon be yours.

I beleive that the lady who did this, is in ICU battling with her life.

Early signs of Malaria. Amatem soft gel will solve your problem before they will count you join among people that have mal -19.

We give her 10 years more.

syncssin:
You are right. Initially I channeled my frustration to God thinking it would all be over soon.Then I realized that if millions of our youth were also disturbing and lamenting to God, then God could not provide all the respite we needed equally because God is not a magician.

No God or spirit can come down from heaven and help us in this country except we help ourselves. We are the seen gods that change things on earth.

Nothing can be truer than the above statement.

Please feel free to express your frustration. The problem with us in Nigeria is that everybody bottled up their frustration and the government is now using us to play. People should start setting themselves ablaze, and make news out of it. It happened in tunisia in 2010 with Bouaziz and it set a revolution in the whole of tunisia. My advice, channel this your frustration to the betterment of this country.

Another emotional laden nonsense. Uncle jay, Ebuka, jane and white woman are all mad. Uncle jay was pushing drug and he got what he deserves, same with Ebuka. Jane was useless too for following uncle jay till she was 31 years. The white woman was the only sensible person in this your fairy tale. Nonsense and the lifeless one.

I got no problem with Raymond Dokpesi, he shared his experience just like every other person that was infected and went into isolation. The thing we should be asking NCDC is this? As he raised it in his press conference.

1. Why did they hide the test result from him? After doing test it is expected that the result will be shown to the person that did the test.

Stacyomolola:
Naso

Stacy, can you prove otherwise.

Virginity is not a man thing. If a man tells you that he is a virgin, you got to beleive him because you can't prove otherwise. My point is that all men are virgin. Thank you.

I chop, clean mouth and ghost on ladies. I don't ghost on my guys, come rain come sunshine, we are brothers from different mothers.