₦airaland Forum

OPPPS:
Only when you buy at road side. As a result of your greediness

I don't buy stuffs by roadside except fruits.

Frankicent:
Instead of asking for price. Why not go to computer village if you're in Lagos. And ask them to show you there good and affordable phone.

Computer village? where guys can package fufu for u and call it a phone?

The money Jay jay made from those arab guys, na to dey spend am till e go die. The guy should just go for the money, he's already played his best football at Barca.

Visman:
Guy connect me naw, how do i make it to the US?

Abi e don connect u ni

This man keeps making fool of himself. Does he even have an idea what his voice sounds like in people's minds? To all of u past leaders that have brought us to where we are as a result of ur bad governance, none of u guys will die a peaceful death. Ur people will plead for death to take u out but it will not happen, u will suffer for all ur wrongdoings here before u leave. He who extracts bitter leaf juice unto the earth will surely drink a calabash full of it before leaving.

If open grazing could be banned in Katsina, I wonder why some bastards are kicking against it in the south, tagging the move by southern governors as an evil plot to hit back at the north. Why are we like this?

it's all about determination, u can achieve anything in life. See, u don't need to be extremely brilliant to graduate with a first-class, quote me anywhere. All u need is smartness. First,
- Study urself and know what works for u. Don't copy the way others study, craft out ur own method that best suits u and stick to it.
- Study and understand ur lecturers, Nigerian lecturers are easy to predict. Take ur time to do that by talking to ur seniors in ur department. Make friends with them, and they will guide u on how some lecturers want their questions answered.
- Get past questions and study them, they will guide u in ur study and build ur confidence in tackling questions. As history repeats itself, so questions repeat themselves, they will only be twisted and asked logically.
- Ensure u attend classes, not all students will be lucky like me, I skipped classes a lot but I knew what I was doing. My matric number kept ringing bell but I was not known by many lecturers.
- Make sure u cover all ur notes and do extra work by going online to dig more into what u were taught. Be well rounded in each course, not just cramming to pass exams.
- Never allow lecture notes to pile up before u do justice to them. Do revisions often, and before u know it, they are registered to your subconscious mind.
These are the tips that got me to the top. If an average student like me can do it, u can do it too. Ur GP can still make it if u build it with dedication. Lastly, avoid ladies, I can't emphasise this enough. The moment ur GP announces u in the department, they'll naturally be attracted to u.

prekumohtim:
This is serious . My parents didn't try at all , they yielded to that stupid emotion called s.ex and gave birth to me in Nigeria. They could not hustle to get Canada visa .Them for hustle hard , even if na keke them enter to Cananda it for make brain. My future kids I wil give you the best. Right now I dey for night bus to Canada. I may get there in the next 5 years . From PH we don reach Oshodi now

Ur parent try sef, my great grand father, I no know where e waka go with his coconut head, when those oyinbos dey pack others put for inside ship go do slave for abroad. His lineage for dey abroad now. Walahi d thing dey vex me like anything.

First, which livestock are u starting with?

As an agric expert, I can tell u categorically that agric commodity export is not bread and butter. All these bastards parading themselves as exporters are liers from the pit of hell. If it is that easy, I should be rolling in million dollars by now. I knew the guy was a fraudster in 2012, when I contacted him and asked him technical questions about the export procedures of some agro products, from his response, I knew he was just an info marketer, and I told him to his face. He knew I got him quite well. Nobody on this nairaland can tell me he's making his money from agro export. All these parading themselves as exporters can not show a single proof of it.

Canvass:
He can laugh while he's got the chance to. He can lie, he can make mockery of his indictment, he can make bold face but the only thing he can't do is to travel anyhow. His sojourn round the globe as the 'Nigerian Supercop' stops.

Just wondering - If FBI really needs this guy, why not just hush things up and wait for him to leave the country so they can bundle him over to the U.S. just like Nigeria did to MNK.

U.S. is a country that understands what international law is. They wouldn't want to tread in the path Nigeria treaded in getting MNK. This seems to appear as the lawful way to go (respecting Nigeria as a country and protecting the bilateral relationship between the two nations). It is now left to Nigerian government to reciprocate the respect and honour the US by handing over the nonentity to them.

The fact that she's refusing to cooperate with u on this is a red flag. Peradventure she shows up with the baby in readiness for the DNA test, make sure you're very careful, cautious, observant and alert to any foul play or manoeuvre game she may want to play in the process, to alter the DNA result. This is Nigeria, and women can go at length in getting what they want at all costs.

I knew better the day I found out the truth about tithe payment right from the Bible. First, in the new testament, Jesus Christ did not lay any emphasis on tithe, he preached love and giving. Now in the old testament where the issue of tithe came up, it was made clear on how to pay it. Honestly speaking, no pastor would want u to give out ur tithe to the less privileged, motherless children and widows, they want everything paid to them quoting the book of Malachi. But the truth is, tithe payment should be paid to widows, less privileged, motherless children and ur church. Check out the book of Deuteronomy 26:12. No pastor can fool me over tithe, I know better.

To me, this is just lamentation. I believe they all read, understood and consciously appended their signatures to the terms and conditions of service before taking the job offer. They should just stop wailing and move on, everything is business in this 21st century. No free money anywhere, u have to work hard to earn money.

jimmyolasun:
I don't know what to say, but all I know be say on judgement day, make Dem help Jesus get plenty koboko and enough glucose because naa from heaven gate he go start beating like he do for inside temple...

U will not kill person

Flier:

Before you start any business in Nigeria
Keep money for GENERATOR
That is what these motivational speakers won’t tell you

drop shipping, transport, haulage & foodstuff business too require generator abi?

salbis:
With good security agriculture is a sure gold mine.

That's it, with gud security. Going into this right now is like embarking on a suicide mission. Without the solid assurance of one's life while on the farm, remove agriculture from the list.

It's a poorly scripted movie. That security detail is more alert than what's playing out there.

If this news is anything to write home about, then I see no reason for any Nigerian to take the risk, US is not worth it. Very stupid & arrogant country. I'll rather try out a small country in Europe & learn their language.

The looting that occurred during end sars, I remembered these South Africans calling us all sorts of names. Bunch of lazy folks, always looking to reap where they did not sow.

abnot:
Nobody is above the law but in africa actions like this have implications that could lead to destruction of lives and properties. [b]Zuma is still popular and many will not accept that he was sentenced without trial simply because he did not honor an invitation to a panel setup to investigate a nuclear deal and other state capture allegations. [/b]He’ has not been found guilty of corruption or murder . First offender for contempt , 80 years old , ex deputy president and ex president being messed up using the law will definitely not go down well with his supporters and hence the backlash

U see why I say blacks have backward mentality? How on earth will someone feel he's above the law, thereby disregarding court injunction. It's anti-democracy for a democratic leader to act in such a manner. Forget about popularity among the people, he's taking that into an advantage by indulging in anti-democratic practices. Things have to be done in the right way, that's the only way Africa can grow democratically.

Black Africans, this retrogressive disposition is encoded in our gene. A few days back, I was applauding South Africa for its mature level of politics and functioning institutions. Even for how their police technically handled Jacob Zuma in turning himself in willingly is a sign that they are way more advanced than expected. Why will these backwards-thinking youths be on the street protesting and looting over the arrest of a past leader whose hands are heavily soiled in corruption? A leader that doesn't even know u exist, just imagine.

eurogee:
Even a poor Igbo man would have been brought back home for internment. Even in their own country, Igbos aren't buried outside their hometown. This Youruba people no get respect. Damn!

Give me one good reason not to call u a fool this early morning. Is this what u've become? Must u just pick up ur phone to click the reply button to every news, to be noticed?

I wouldn't know what that bastard is deriving from this hardship experiment he's carrying out. U lock up border without proper provision for the citizens, ur men won't let people go to the farm to cultivate, the little grains in circulation, the government engaged in mopping it up via panic purchase. What have we done to deserve this torment from ur hand?

Why are we always known for bad habits? Why?

INCREDIBLE007:
one United language and tribe?

bros
there is more than one tribe in all the listed countries

they've put structures on ground that's working that's the koko

Bros go check them out well, check out their profiles, the real sons and daughters of the soil are of a major tribe, other tribes come to join them in their land. The USA, for instance, is an English country, other tribes are migrants. Same for others.

The diversity he's talking about doesn't work for Nigeria. List out 10 countries in the world that thrive well on their diversity? Go check out the facts, any nation made up of several tribes, tongues & religions like Nigeria will be found among the 3rd world countries. The likes of China, the USA, UK, Germany, Switzerland, Norway, Belgium, Italy, France etc were all able to go the extra mile because of one united language and tribe. The building of the Tower of Babel in the Bible was becoming realisable because of one language the whole world speak then. To stop them from achieving whatever they decide on, God had to scatter their language. The point is, the more the language & tribe, the more the headache for a country.

Maxymilliano:
it will be the beginning of anarchy If an agency of a state government is powerful to decide which court judgement to obey and the one to ignore

U see the more reason leaders should always do the right thing? He has the gut to say that because of Mr president's continuous disobedience to rule of law and court's injunctions.

Johnayoola:
USELESS PEOPLE

U can't expect much from humans that drink a cow's urine and take their bath with it. The real brain in their skull is already diluted with cow's urine, through the process called 'Osmosis'.

Happy2020:
Those who haven’t traveled think living abroad is Disneyland. It had its perks but you also have to bust your azz to pay these bills every single month and when you don’t pay, you get kicked out of your place or the utilities get turned off or they even come and take your car.
Living abroad comes with the stress of maintaining yourself monthly. People borrow money so they can take their annual trip back to Naija just to floss and flex then they spend the rest of the year or more paying that bill.

But there's always a job to pay the bills, except if one is lazy. So far you migrate legally, getting a job won't be problem. To maintain life abroad is tough and difficult, yet they never want to come back home, yet they keep establishing several businesses, embarking on several eye-catching projects that run into countless millions back home. I wonder what u mean by working ur ass to maintain urself in a month, Even in a country that has the best social welfare package, people still work their ass to pay bills.

Iceyjayzz:
But still far ahead of NIGERIA

Bro, u don't get what he's trying to say. He means Sweden is one of the few countries in the world where the difference between the rich and the poor is not much in terms of economic life. Unlike the case of Nigeria where u have less than 5% of the population in extreme wealth, 30% in the middle class and around 65% in the extreme poverty class. In Sweden, it is 15% in the extreme wealth class, 75% in the middle class and around 10% in the poverty class. U get the analogy?