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Firewankster, you seem to be looking better o.   What happened to your old shoes?   I mean the ones in this pic: -

Somze, trust me, you don't know Firewankster.   Wait until Mukina gets here.

As for you firewankster, congratulations o on the wedding thing. I wonder what you did to convince the poor babe to marry you, abi na jazz? And to make matters worse, it seems she's a Virgin staff! Chei!!    And please, do not ever compare me to your girl o! Do you know how many men are begging to have my hand in marriage, even at my young age?

Oh my dayzzzzz. . .

OMG!!!   Firewankster, where did you steal the girl in your profile from? Are you sure its not your sister?   And what happened to that your pic with the funny shoe?

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wormedup:
if ronaldo was so outstanding to you then SWP should get oscar awards for messing with your defense line !

Please tell them o. They would have been singing a different tune if Wrighty had scored. The guy is improving immensely. Thank God we didn't sell him. If not for his injury, he would have been even better. He just needs to get better at his crosses.
I see a new emerging Jay Jay Okocha in him.

Ruudie, don't even go there! Malouda is a whole different ball game and he's not even a striker. I've seen his potential in pre-season and he justified his pay yesterday.

Expect more trouble when we buy Alves.

RuuDie:
oh come now darling,

the way things are going now, we could well sell Ronaldo's flashy butt to R.Madrid b'4 transfer windows closes. . .  

WE'RE ON A HIGH  

Yea right. . . Like we saw yesterday.


Oh please, can someone just get a gun and put a bullet in Firewanksters head? Apparently the bullet I put in his medulla didn't kill him.

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Anyway, the good news is that you're playing Reading on Sunday. Those guys are good at dishing out injuries to key players with their gra gra style of footie. If you don't believe that, just ask John Terry.

The only thing I'm angry about from yesterday's match is not that we lost the penalties, but the fact that someone didn't have the common sense to break Ronaldo's legs(what the f*uck was Ashley thinking? ). I would have been more than happy had Ronaldo been injured, so that he would miss at least 10 of your initial PREM matches.
Then we'll see whether it is true or not that without him, your attack is shyte.

For those who have responded, thank you very much.

More applications are needed though.


@site admin

[size=5pt]Please Seun, can you help me put this on the front page? It's very urgent. God Bless you.[/size]

That should sufficiently shut rumour mongers up.

[size=16pt]OFFICIAL CHELSEA NEWS[/size]


In response to speculation Michael Ballack has the following statement:

'I am totally committed to Chelsea. I came here to win trophies and be successful in English football, I want to assure the Chelsea fans of that.

'I am very happy in London professionally and for my family. The speculation about me leaving is not true. I have no interest in leaving Chelsea and I have had no contact with Real Madrid whatsoever.

'I am frustrated by my injury at the moment but I am working hard to be fit and hope to be back very soon to join my team-mates.'



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Oh my God!!

May his soul rest in peace. So sad.

Jackal:
@ Everyone,

Lets leave Razorr alone.
She now knows there's a winning mentality with the new United squad.

Hmmm. . .

I won't even say jack. Let's wait and see what next week Sunday turns out to be. That when the real action starts. I don waka.

Jackal:
u bloody IGNORANUS!!!!!!!!!

Wait a bloody minute! Please can anyone tell me what Ignoranus means? I've heard of ignoramus, but which one be ignoranus again?
It sounds like ignorant+anus(asshole).

Chei! Wetin I no go hear for N/L?

Jackal:
@ Dr Kitaun,

What a wonderful SPEECH.
You know what? Your speech couldn't even change [size=13pt]your IDIOCY status. You r just a free-wheeling douchebag.[/size]
Am i surprised? Not really. [size=13pt]There's a distortion in your brain co-ordination[/size] in relation to what u say these days.
The same United that lost 0-3 to AC Milan? It was also the same team that beat Roma 7-1 in a Champions League match.
The same United also won the title that has evaded your club for 3 years.
You even have the gall to say Arsenal and Liverpool have better chances than Chelsea and Man utd to win the league.
I would have clearly understood if u was an ALCOHOLIC. For an average normal working dude to spew this blasphemy on a public forum is appaling.

Are we talking about the same Gunners here?
Mark me words, Arsenal will celebrate a 4th place position this season or 3rd if Berbatov gets injured.
Negrooooooooooooo Please, You don't have a brain.
Your corrupt senses have been beclouded by sheer STUPIDITY and club FANATICISM.
Go to William Hill, Ladbrokes or Coral and see the title odds. Arsenal comes a distant 4th to win the title.
Le Chacal don't want to belabour the obvious but why is your head so far your stinking ass.

You would be better off cutting trees in the Amazon jungle than analysing football.
Only a fool would say Man Utd and Chelsea are not miles apart from the rest of the league.
There's no point arguing over such an inane and insipid topic. Everyone knows where Arsenal belong in this country.
4th is their position and if care is not taken they might drop to 5th.
A club with no vision, no plans and no active academy will flop like Arsenal always do season in season out.

I am aware u don't like Man Utd.
Man Utd fans don't like you as well so its a mutual feeling. No offence.
Aganst shitty teams like Ajax and Lazio, Arsenal might be a force to reckon with but against the BIG 2 in England . . . . .Its like comparing You to Jet-Li in a street fight.
Talking of clowns? [size=13pt]Who is bigger and dumber than Dr. Kit himself? A Nairaland simpleton.[/size]
It seems u have been feeding your habits again. Who woulda thunk a Negro like u is an addict.
[size=13pt]You are a waste of space being human. You shld have been a Arrow, u bloody IGNORANUS!!!!!!!!![/size]

Jackal:
Nah.
Malouda didnt school Rio.
Malouda fouled Rio,

Jackal, I'm so disappointed in you at that statement. And I thought you were a senior sports analyst!

Abeg who wan buy Lampard o. Thank God he hasn't signed a new contract. Let's buy Deco and Alves.

Look brosses, we played shyte. . . you played shyte. . .

Anyone that says otherwise is a slowpoke.

I repeat, what do you think of Malouda schooling Rio?  I think my guy would be the revelation of the season.

I think the biggest mistake Jose made was letting Pizarro take the first penalty. Missing the first kick always affects the other players' confidence.

Abeg o, we have a player for sale. His name is Frank Lampard. Abeg who wan buy am?