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2 Own goals by Rio.

Banderas:
We don't like Fergie either, he's a c.un.t

Noted!

@Banderas

How are you, sweety? Long time!

Did you miss me?

By the way, I heard he likes to put his secretaries on the table and stick his d'ick in them from behind!
How true is that?

aisha2:
No Razor I don't care what the VP or anybody does, just want to remind you to stop gossiping and spreading unconfirmed reports.
If you want to gossip there are threads for that, you are not welcome here, this thread is for Manchester United fans, not a gossip column, Madam them say them say

I like this girl.

What's your problem Aisha2? Are you Goodluck's secretary?   By the way, I have a picture with his d'ick. I can post it if you want.

aisha2:
Fergie of course

Sounds like gay.

aisha2:
am still waiting for the link on VP caught naked with three girls.

Aisha2, please stick to the thread. Stop going offtopic.
See teapot calling kettle black.
By the way, why do you want to see Goodluck Jonathan's d'ick? Do you have a crush on him? Do you w'anna Bleep him?

Jackal:
@ Razorr,

Do u have a cock?
How did u knock-up MUKINA 2?
With a cunt or a strap-on?

Mind your business. That's between me and her.
We have our way of doing these things.

RuuDie:
one RuuDie special kamikaze type elbow smash and voila, there goes Muki . . . . check Igbobi, the one in Banjul, Gambie'

Sharaaaaaaap there liar!!

Mukina is not here because she just put to bed. She gave birth to my babies. Two bouncing baby girls.

Let someone praise the lord for me!

amodu:
Can Someone tell me what's wrong with Mukina?

Didn't you hear?

She's having my baby.

tng:
Meanwhile wassap with kweku nd meryl?

Haaa haaa haaa

So I'm not the only one who noticed.   The girl was almost begging him to Bleep her the other night in the jacuzzi.

@Loyika

Just wait and see what Boula would turn out to be. You'll be surprised.

loyika:
Razorr, what did Maureen give Gallas to put in Wenger's food/drink oh!!

Leave my boyfriend out of this o. Wenger is only doing the right thing, as Gallas is the only classy player in your squad.
Any player that has played for Chelsea has been baptised with class.

That's the 'juju' that Mourinho gave him for Wenger.

@Ruudie

Buzz me asap on YIM.

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coolkaboom:
make Robben de go sef.his game is too selfish,he dives too much and he too de injure.imagine if he was d one with d ball with Rio on his tails grabbin and kickin him at the community sheild.with Malouda already delivering on d potential,he was always going to be confined to d bench anyway.we wont miss him at all.

d yeye goat,he wan collect pass terry and lampard weekly.good riddance to bad rubbish.we don't want players who r not ready to shed every ounce of blue-blood for the cause(EUROPEAN DOMINATION).

if Alves comes in too, my team don complete jare.it will be a case of everybody playin catchup because we go don wrap up d league before nations cup even start.

Excellent delivery!! 

You just hit the nail on the head man!! 

I can't add or subtract anything from what you just said!! 

That was brilliant!!

By the way, the reports are saying that Real is paying about 22.5 million Pounds for Robben. I hope this is true.
Chelsea is now making profits.

A Spanish Radio channel is reporting that Arjen Robben has signed for Real Madrid.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/soccer/wires/08/09/2080.ap.eu.spt.soc.real.madrid.robben.drenthe/index.html
http://www.clubcall.com/index.jsp?storyID=323224


I'll keep you guys posted.

Meanwhile, this should speed up Alves' transfer to Chelsea. Thank God!

Viee

Please pay no mind to Loyika except you only want a guy that's good at giving 'heads'. That's all he's good for.
Trust me, he'll give you a 'head' even when you're on your period.

Oh Viee, I forgot to tell you. Whatever you do, please darling don't go anywhere near a certain Debosky. 

He's the worst playa on N/L. If you don't believe me, just ask after a certain J-girl. He's ruined that girl's heart.

Debosky, you dey crase.

Gerrout of hia!

Viee darling, I'm sure I don't need to tell you to beware of Loyika.

1. He's a playa.
2. He's very ugly.
3. He'll bore you to death.
4. He's broke and very stingy.

Please ma, stay away from Loyika, go for Jackal instead.

What, are you a nun?

loyika:
@ Razorr

I don't practically love Catholics, but i still have fantasies of Doing "Nuns" so whats your point

YOU ALSO HAVE CURSED OUT HANSEN BEFORE (And i have evidence to prove it as well), So don't go there

Well, that proves just how full of sh@t you can be.

loyika:
P.S. Tag that Jackal statement above, i am sure it will come in handy, somewhere during the season

You f*ucking bet. Hypocrisy rules in this land.

I know. . . But you still come to his defence whenever he says something in your favour.
Talk about hypocrisy.

I've got links of you defending him o, so don't even deny it.

By the way I-man, Alan Hansen shares your view.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/6936857.stm

[quote author=I-man link=topic=17491.msg1370020#msg1370020 date=1186584843]I think Chelsea are favourites to win the League.Utd will suffer from discontent due to player rotation and a lack of settled formation.Just like the coming of Veron disrupted the team's formation,the new signings will disrupt this team.[/quote]Spoken like an intelligent footie fan.


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@Chacal

Happy now?

Meanwhile,

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@Jackal (or is it Chacoal? )


[size=18pt]Alves reveals Blues offer[/size]

[size=13pt]Daniel Alves insists that Chelsea have made an offer for his services and he is now waiting for Sevilla to accept.[/size]

The Brazilian is desperate to seal a move to Stamford Bridge, but Chelsea cannot find an agreement with his club Sevilla.


Alves has returned to pre-season training with the Uefa Cup winners, but the wing-back is adamant that a move to West London is what he wants.

"My agent has been in England for some time handling the offer made by Chelsea and that is really what interests me," he told Antena 3.


"This is a wonderful chance for my career and I want to take advantage of it.


"If they [Sevilla] respect me they will analyse the offer made by Chelsea.


"I have behaved very well during my four years, so I am just asking Sevilla to behave as well - it is a necessity they look at the offer which has arrived.


"I am not looking to leave Sevilla in a bad way, but I have already said I want to play for a European giant and take advantage of what is going my way at the moment."


http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11095_2649166,00.html

[size=18pt]Alves reveals Blues offer[/size]

[size=13pt]Daniel Alves insists that Chelsea have made an offer for his services and he is now waiting for Sevilla to accept.[/size]

The Brazilian is desperate to seal a move to Stamford Bridge, but Chelsea cannot find an agreement with his club Sevilla.


Alves has returned to pre-season training with the Uefa Cup winners, but the wing-back is adamant that a move to West London is what he wants.

"My agent has been in England for some time handling the offer made by Chelsea and that is really what interests me," he told Antena 3.


"This is a wonderful chance for my career and I want to take advantage of it.


"If they [Sevilla] respect me they will analyse the offer made by Chelsea.


"I have behaved very well during my four years, so I am just asking Sevilla to behave as well - it is a necessity they look at the offer which has arrived.


"I am not looking to leave Sevilla in a bad way, but I have already said I want to play for a European giant and take advantage of what is going my way at the moment."


http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11095_2649166,00.html

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Sky sports can go to hell for all I care. You aren't retaining the league.