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@Jackal

Don't let me start with you this afternoon o.
The only thing that can stop us from getting Alves is if Sevilla refuses to sell. If you've been listening, you'ld have heard that everyone in the Chelsea camp is excited about robben leaving and Alves coming in. They've been saying it would add more flair to our pattern.

@Loyika

You dey craze!

@Loyika

She is sick. I just spoke to her on phone now.

@ Jackal

I will go and confirm your story now.

However, I hate to break this to you but, sorry to disappoint you - I am the happiest person you know right now!

25 Million pounds?  That's 9 million more than the arse got for Thierry.

At least now, we can get Alves and maybe one more player.

I have to confirm it though. I haven't seen anything online. Give me a link if you have it.

Denex, please go back to politics. I beg you.

And you better not take Jackal's advice, as Chelsea fans are more aggressive these days. You may get your ass whooped unexpectedly.

As it is, we have enough annoying Manure fans (Jackal, I-man, e.t.c). We don't need more, especially not someone like Denex.

denex:
See y'all, I'm having a little problem which is not so little afterall.

I love MANU with all my heart, but more than that, I love ADIDAS. I've been rocking Adidas for a decade now and I absolutely forbid anything Nike on my body. (if you check my current profile pic, I'm wearing an adidas T-shirt, adidas track pants and adidas trainers.)

so the problem is that MANU Sports Nike, while Chelsea rocks ADIDAS.

I've thought of getting a MANU Jersey and ripping the Nike sign off, but it might then look fake or I might destroy it. Then I thought maybe MANU would soon switch to Adidas, but with the signing of Tevez, a part Nike arrangement, that hope too got lost.

So now I think I have no choice but to get a Chelsea Jersey and customise it to read:

MANU
4
LIFE.

A Lot of my friends have threatened to kill me if I did it so I want to know what y'all think about this.

I know this may seem like a diss to Chelsea, but I hope it doesn't portray anything negative to MANU and I hope it's not bad enough for someone to actually kill me!

Jesus, Mary and Joseph!!

What the f*uck is Denex doing on the sports forum?

Please can someone help me catapult his ass back to the politics section? I don't think I need him here.

Or better still, since you love Adidas so much, why don't you join Chelsea!
We are the team to beat this season and we will win all the relevant trophies (C/L, PREM, FA cup and Carling cup) this season.

But come to think of it, the guy just came out of nowhere and sounds so much like Kit, especially with the way he's always looking for ways to attack Jackal. You can easily tell that he has a grudge.

Don't tell me Uleja is Kit!

loyika:
If you are going to "cull" from a Blog, you could do well to give the link as well, cause that analysis wasn't from you mate!!

GOONER 89

Haaa haaa haa

Oh ma dayzzzz

Sir Kay:
@ Jackal,

Enough please

@ Seun/Akolawole,

Please do something. This is too much

@Sir Kay

Maybe you haven't been on the forum for some time, but trust me, if this little outbursts are giving you so much worry, then you would have had a heart attack had you been here earlier to see the state of madness on the forum.

Things have gotten out of hand around here.

@ Jackal

Please leave these boys. They're not in your league. Don't bring yourself down to their level.

Thanks.

jjuummaaii:
Why on earth did mnet do this to us.

MNET is a South African company. They hate Nigeria. I'm sure you know that by now. I'm sure the people that did the final selection are South Africans and they deliberately chose the worst Nigerian they could find so that we wouldn't win.

That's the same thing they did the last time, fielding dull Bayo. We now know their tricks.

RuuDie:
4 added measure, don't even know the other dude!

Debosky would kill you for that statement. The nigga is full of himself. Likes to think he's popular.

Oh how the mighty have fallen!

Ok Jackal, please forgive uleja, he's sorry.

@Tokunbo

Abi o. This would never have happened to a Chelsea fan. So sad.

Jackal:
Ya IP address has pinned u down to a Cybercafe in Oshodi.

Jackal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  


@Ulej-h

Please forgive him. He's sowwyyyyyyyyyy. . .  

Haaa Ruudie!

I'm so disappointed in you boy! Are you trying to tell me that you don't know J-girl! The great J-girl? The J-girl that was in N/L long before me?

Or are you trying to tell me that you didn't know that she and Debosky were lovers? Come on. . . Everyone in Nairaland knows about this. It was no secret at all. Go and sweep through the previous threads and you'll understand.
There are even countless thread about this couple.

Well, talking of Manchester United female fans, no one can forget the great J-girl.

Unfortunately, she's been missing for a couple of months now.
According to news reaching me from the grapevine recently, the reason why she's avoiding Nairaland is because a certain prominent Nairaland member, a certain gunner called Debosky, broke her heart.  Apparently, they had a long relationship and he eventually dumped her.
The guy is such a player - Nairaland girls beware!!

If only J-girl had listened to everyone. We all warned her the guy was up to no good and advised her to go for Akinwunmi, a guy who was genuinely in love with her, but she refused.
Now she's too heart broken and embarrased to come to Nairaland. What a shame!

It's so sad.

Oh mi god! Oh mi god! Oh mi god!

Please keep the sparks flying boys. I'm loving this.

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Submit a full sized ptotograph.

She's fugly.

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@Banderas

My weekend was great. Thank You.

Don't get carried away by your victory though. You guys played shyte.

Jackal has pleaded with me to remove that pic, so I would. He says its an embarrasment to the scummy thread.
Firewankster is quite lucky.

@Jackal

WOW!! How noble of you!

@Somze

Like I said, if you don't understand what's going on, then stay out of it. The guy you're defending has done worse things to me in the past.
Besides, I didn't save the pic on my system. I don't have space for that kind of gabbage. I simply went to an old thread(a thread that existed before you joined N/L) and dug it out.

By the way, I have a question for you somze. I have observed that you have a knack for sticking your nose where it doesn't belong. Why do you do that? Why can't you just be like respected members of this forum like Loyika and mind your business? Must you comment on every issue? Is it boredom?

@Jackal

Because the shoes are segzzzzzzzzzzzyyyyyyyyyy!!!