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saphiere:
Now you people won't show me love. When you hear Sarah is gone you will start a gofundme in my name.

Anitatunde:
Part 5 and Final.




1 week to my release date, I received various death threats from all corners. The prison warden which I slept with also started acting crazy.

The guy think say prison na my house because he was sad and convinced me to stay back, abi you Dey mad ni Omo prison warden.

How do you expect me to give up my freedom and chose to stay in prison. Since the threats was coming left and right, I had to personally request to be moved to a different prison. But it was bounced.

The night to my release was the longest night. I couldn’t sleep all night because I don’t know what’s next for me. I stayed up all night.

Finally it was day break, 6am sharp, I was called up after doing all paper works and stuff. I booked a flight straight to MMIA Lagos from my savings in prison + other money at hand.

I was to be deported immediately. Police men took me to the airport like a celebrity, stayed with me till my flight was due.

They watched me enter the ✈️. I smiled and told one of the guys “I will be back”.

The story is longer than this but I had to summarize everything. I learnt a lot of lessons in my time in Tanzania, nobody loves Nigerians. They might like our music and movies but the hatred for Nigerians is very real.

Stay safe, stay blessed and be wise. Thanks for reading. Feel free to tag nairaland mods.

wiseone28:
The Lion Encounter at Fathala Wildlife Reserve – a once in a lifetime experience.
Take the opportunity to interact with our lions and accompany them on foot. An unparalleled experience that offers insight into the behaviour of this species, with lots of photo opportunities.
But before seeing these majestic animals, there are some rules that we would like you to know:
The following rules are to ensure that you feel safe, as well as enjoy the walk

1. HEIGHT RESTRICTION: 1.50 METERS – NO EXCEPTIONS (carrying of children on back, neck etc.)

2. No bags, purses, backpacks or any other are allowed on the walk

3. Make sure your clothes are not too wide, loose, or swingy , make sure your shoelaces are tied

4. No sunglasses

5. No clothing with animal prints

6. Refrain from running or jumping during the walk, keep the movement as normal and calm as possible

7. Do not bend or kneel down in front of the lions

8. Never touch the lions or approach the lions without instruction from the lion guides

9. Please speak quietly, calm, and normal , but do not hesitate to ask questions

10. All visitors are reminded that although the lions were raised by the handlers, they are still wild animals , and failure to comply to the above rules, could lead to serious harm , to yourself and others

11. Should you wish to end the walk , please feel free to ask the guide, they will escort you to the exit

12. All visitors must sign the indemnity form
before participating in the walk with lions
Enjoy the walk!

nlfpmod:
As Explained by O'tega Ogra:
3. What's the benefit of this loan to Nigeria?
The loan will assist NNPC Ltd. in settling taxes and royalties in advance. It will also equip the Federal Government with the necessary dollar liquidity to stabilize the Naira, with limited risk.


5. Will this affect fuel prices?
A strengthened Naira as a result of this initiative will lead to a reduction in fuel costs. This means that if the Naira appreciates in value, the cost of fuel will drop and further increases will be halted.

OPEOLUWA also explains:
Simply put, Afrexim is borrowing us $3 billion which will be used to help stabilize the naira in exchange for a daily quota of our crude oil production.

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Wetin dey zup
I think it is time government introduced this into curriculum that ritualism doesn't work
People are going crazy thinking this things are Working not knowing it doesn't work
I thought humans where smarter than this

Let me tell you all nairaland members..please pass this message to your loved ones
native doctors, prophet and pastors and other spiritual men are smart people
They use the trick of "anything is possible " and the "time factor or time trick " to deceive people
1) everything is possible naturally that is why a native doctor or pastor will agree to do anything you are requesting from them to do
2) with "time" anything is possible....that is why a native doctor or pastor can not give a specific date and time his so called spiritual work will come...
The difference between you and dangote is time..the difference between you and a dead man in the grave is time

blamingthedevil:
https://twitter.com/woye1/status/1687920848357773312

Hedonisco:
You don't start a 'relationship' with any girl you met online. Anywhere online... Worst of all Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, Facebook, Nairaland, etc (in that order). Not to mention olosho sites like Tinder and the rest.

As a veteran in the game I can tell you that lots of correct 'relationshipable', marriageable girls are not active online. You have to meet and engage them in real life. The old fashioned way. Yeah they could have a Facebook account or something, but not really the types who live and breathe social media.

Any girl that is super active on these social media platforms is lost. Date or marry at your own risk.

ogododo:
https://dailytrust.com/full-speech-tinubus-speech-on-current-economic-challenges/

ReluctantAdult:
When I told a friend I'd make her pee(squirt) during sex, she didn't believe it...until it happened. Lol.

She literally begged to go pee while I was in action but then I knew it was coming and didn't let her. I encouraged her to let it out there on the bed. She tried to hold it in but couldn't because the stimulation was too intense. She messed my bed over and over

Memories though

Oshey
Baba
I de hail
Abeg run your boy the secrets nah