₦airaland Forum

love23a:
[size=20pt]I dont know him. I dont think it is appropriate for buhari to pick anyone from the east at minister of Foreign Affairs

I am personally fully oppose to anything that will lead to mass starvation again. 1 million die.
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I'M AWARE THAT YOU ARE A BABOON, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TYPE OF BABOON YOU ARE?

PunkyVeer:
Ok, this is weird & I don't know what to say to it. I guess I love you too as a fellow human & that's all there is to say on this matter.

Man, I'm out. This is too embarrassing. And please don't say anything more because I don't find this amusing.

"I love you too as a fellow human being"

When an Afrikaans chic tells you that, what she means is: The only way we would ever get together is if we were the last human beings on planet earth and all the male apes, chimpanzees, orangutans and bonobos were dead.


Nwanne, don't kee mi with laugh

rugged7:
Start saving money- in pounds sterling

oloriomolade:
Pls doctor in d house, I wnt to ask when is d appropriate time to get pregnant for someone dat has go thru CS before pls cos my nieces is worried; thanks

MrsPhyno:
Oya take notes o

1. Height alwayssss works, in fact I'm already sweating But you don't neeed height sha don't be too short and have some other things going for u.
2. Humour. If ur not funny at least laugh at my jokes I go manage u
3. Very kind. Like overly kind. Not that they show it but on the inside sha. An extremely good heart.
4. Smart. Nuff said
5. A good manipulator. Don't ask me to explain

Idrico:
The reason why CBN is mandating BDC to present BVN of customers is to stop illegal activities of BDC in using fake documents obtained from travel agencies as returns for money sold to CBN..BVN is just like an identity card that dpes not have any relationship with your account balances or details.

lastpage:

Did you read the part where "the BDC said they have excess Dollasr they did NOT SELL and might have to return same back to the CBN"?
How then do you say there is scarcity of Dollars when the seller says there is excess?

Those who "swallow dollars" with multiple Credit Cards are criminals who are just trying to "BYPASS" the system.
why cant they deposit same money a single bank, apply for forex using their form M, stating what they want to import with it ..and let us see what happens?
The point is they want to evade the "import rule restrictions" and import expired chickens or banned items into the country, which they would now sell for "triple profit"... and be forming big man all over the place!
That is not business, it is criminality

You want every criminal to know the next step the CBN would take so that, in the "Nigerian manner" plan to THWART IT?
Governance does not work that way, my friend!

Yes, blacklisting is now across board and that is a good thing. Same operates in modern, Western democracies.
we dont want someone committing a criminal act in one bank, only to move to another bank.
In the U.S, U.K, e.t.c, it is called a CREDIT CHECK. You are blacklisted across board if you fumble.

Every country applies fiscal and monetary policies on it s currency!. Go and ask if they dont do it in America, U.K, on the Euro, Russia or even Chinese Tuan.
Why should Nigeria be an exception? So that some criminal business man can take advantage?
I am actually baffled at the way some of us reason nowadays!
Even Generator importers are complaining that Electricity is becoming stable and it is affecting their business,...hence PMB should stop his reforms!

Be honest, '"Accept it" that the problem some importers are having now is because they are used to their "criminal methods" of evading CBN's monetary/fiscal policies and this BVN will not allow them to get away so easily!


End of story.

There is always light at the end of the tunnel and calm comes after the storm.
Nigeria will be better at the end of the day. Let us join hands together.


Lastpage!

NB: Yes, we can improve on our Data Controls, put more "checks and balances" to ensure the system is bullet/Scam-proof.... that will always be an ongoing process, even in advance climes.

lastpage:
Nigerians dont like to obey rules or do what is right!

Illegality has become a way of life for most people.

The Naira may not have appreciated but l can assure you that it is stable, to a large extent.
Its been hovering within the same range, in the last five months.
It has never gone beyond what it was, prior to the handing over of Govt to President Buhari. Anyone should prove me wrong on this.
I do forex regularly and l can attest to this.

All these "noise" is just to cause panic!


Those looted funds are now difficult to launder! God don catch them!

Any genuine business man should be able to provide his BVN and buy whatever amount of forex he needs ...abi wetin be the "security problem" they are talking about?

Lastpage!

GeneralShepherd:
Why not clamp down on illegal foreign exchange dealers?

kwokwo:
Please can one professionally assist.I had a good earning about 500k /monthly.Few montsh back I was sent to USA for a business meeting on B1 visa.During the trip ,I decided to stay additional days as my leave days which was approved.On my returned,I received a sack letter that my leave although was approved but not authorized.I got a new job now with lower salary of 250k.

I have been so difficult to cope based on this new salary and my friends are asking to relocate to USA since I still have a valid USA visa. And my wife is in support that I move over to USA and start life afresh.But I am very scared of uncertainty.Can anybody help with a good advice Plsssss.

Levelzguy:
i agree with the op..i travelled to dubai few years back after i was hoodwinked into believing that the streets were paved with gold and salary is out of this world.i contacted an agent sharpaly and paid an humongous sum just for 2months tourist visa.i had higher than normal expectations and when i landed reality hit me and my head was spinning.all na hogwash.i was staying in a room with like 5 other guys and still paid 200dollars a month.no meaningful jobs except for security and cleaner jobs.i refused to settle for those menial jobs and alas my visa ran out when i was still being choosy.abu dhabi was no different.deira na another fin.nigerians there don turn criminals always looking for ways to extort you all in the name of arranging jobs for you.they were even sending me money from home hunger nearly kill me.i type CV tire.my family took pity on me and sent me money for return ticket to put me out of my misery.i was too ashamed to cone back home and instead bought a ticket to .nairobi instead so that i coukd explore that country too.dat one na another story.i was detained at kenyatta airport just cuz i couldnt cough up the 200dollars bribe the immigration man requested for before stamping my visa.i only had money to pay 60dollars or so point of entry visa.consequently i was locked up at the airport for a week.omo dat one na another story.bottom line get adequate info before hopping on a plane to anywhere..abroad no be beans.peace

Ok...peeps,i av messed up wit my gf big time

She was testing you and you bombed it. Girls do this testing stuff all the time. Going back to confess confirmed your title as 'Mr. Wussy'
When a girl tests you like this, you tease. Tell her she being a naughty girl or some stuff like that. Act like your baby sister just asked you a childish question and then divert.

Don't claim to be a virgin or the banger-in-chief.

Her mind will give her a better answer than you could have ever said

Damalex4luv:
You

porrigeyam:
S

Etizz:
Serious

Lesgupnigeria:
Ok

FagsamPHP:
K

Joel32:
ok

Reekadict04:

4nobody4every1:

vizkiz:
not enough evidence still. Might be a chick's random pictures from instagram. We have seen lots of stuffs here on nairaland

Take a picture with you holding up your moniker on a sheet then we will accept the obvious fact

Bros, you no dey mercy for person
I thinkk @darkskingoddess is legit

MrsPhyno:
Nope. Either the whole "family money" is kept together and equally stewarded by Hub and Wifey or she keeps her checkssss

proudmom38:
Thanks 4 ur reponse sir,but I've already deliver n my baby wil be 3months old dis friday....Just want 2 knw if its safe 4 nursing mother.

Ahh. Congrats
You can consume your zobo now

proudmom38:
Gud evening mamas. Pls is it safe 2 take zobo drink mix wit moringa leaf? Hope it won't affect my baby?

Kflorencek:
From the 1st time I had sex till now(since 11 months now). thank you

EfemenaXY:
What a tale.

@OP: Have you both tried lubrication? I don't get how you can have 0rgasm$ without full penetration? Are you sure what you felt were indeed 0rgasm$??

Squad4:
Hello OP,
I can give you an advice based on what a close friend who married a virgin experienced. First night they couldn't find a hole at all [/b]they fooled around and had to make do with romancing and smooching but no real action. [b]Second day they have to download anatomy pictures and use torchlight to locate the place. after a lot of pre-intimacy, the dude managed to insert a finger which was less painful for the lady but after a while he was able to enter,he couldn't enjoy it because the thing was too painful for her at first. So in day three he actually enjoyed it and she also did. So technically it took three days to dis-virgin the woman.
I takes time, but you must get help on the internet or talk to an experienced elder person or a doctor.
I hope he is even trying to get into the right hole. Good Luck!!

Kflorencek:
doctors in the house pls help, I never get wet and I feel pains in my lower abdomen during intercourse, pls what could be the problem? thanks