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Crime › Re: violation Statistics By State And Region by Relax101(m): 4:32am On Oct 13, 2011
nolongTing:
You are such a bore, keep proving the MURDER statistics of the SE are correct

eranko, oloriburuku
I dnt have time to bring out the shocking figures that will throw off.
Ole buruku ni, ibu onye oshi, Barawo. I will tie you in the same stake where i will tie IBB.
People like you have no breathing space in my new Nigeria.
keep talking mumu.
Crime › Re: violation Statistics By State And Region by Relax101(m): 4:21am On Oct 13, 2011
ogugua88:
Omo Chicago lol.
Asanwa baby.
Crime › Re: violation Statistics By State And Region by Relax101(m): 4:12am On Oct 13, 2011
ogugua88:
Lol a nom ofuma. Ke kwanu?
Anom ofuma. I ma onye le kwurugi okwu?
Take a wide and wild guess? cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Crime › Re: violation Statistics By State And Region by Relax101(m): 4:10am On Oct 13, 2011
nolongTing:
You are justifying the MURDER statistics from the SE you MURDERING FILTHY MURAFUCKER  grin grin[b] koni d fun e ati gbo gbo ebi e[/b]
I am not justifying nothing, I'm only gonna prove just one thing to you.
Do not ever let me catch you next year still exbiting your dark-age character cos you wont live to tell your co-tribalist the wonderful story.
Awon gbogbo ebi to wan nile loban wi. Olosi radarada.Oloriburuku osi.
Do not think you can speak any language and get away with it, fool.
Crime › Re: violation Statistics By State And Region by Relax101(m): 3:41am On Oct 13, 2011
nolongTing:
You will have to start by killing yourself first :- wink
Ohh please shut it.
There is a national problem and you quickly resort to name calling.
Ohh you devil, if i happen to come across you next year, i will make sure i drag you on the streets of Abeokuta, tied up in chains.

ogugua88:
Troubling is it not? All they saw was SS and SW. They didn't notice that a mere 1,340 violations occur each year in a lawless country with 150,000,000 citizens lol.
Omalicha, kedu kodi?
Crime › Re: violation Statistics By State And Region by Relax101(m): 3:23am On Oct 13, 2011
I trowey big bomb on this thread.
All tribalist will have no place to hide in Nigeria next year.
I will storm Nigeria next year and deal mercilessly with any one or group of people who bring or rear their ugly tribalistic tendencies to the future and national discourse in Nigeria.
I will not rest till I send them out of Nigeria or will kill them all.
One man revolution.
Politics › Re: Senate To Investigate How FG Overspent Subsidy Fund by Relax101(m): 3:04am On Oct 13, 2011
[quote author=alj_harem link=topic=780554.msg9327306#msg9327306 date=1318467491]shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

they forgot to add 1 billion naira on inauguration party

600,000 dollars on iweala every month

1.5 million naira on food every day in aso rock

etc

Is this is government that want to remove fuel subsidy and yet can not subsidies it own budgets and steal by hyper inflting a project worth 20 billion to 165 billion shocked shocked

A BILLION shocked shocked shocked that is a millions in 1000 places shocked cry cry cry cry

Yet all the infrastructures they claim to have build with this hyper inflated budgets are yet to be seen cry

reminds me of Onitsha river port etc[/quote]I can see you have been saying and dramatizing over Iweala's salary.
Give me an authentic source of Iweala's take home pay.
If it's true, I relax101 will condemn such act but If you fail to provide a very good source, I will make sure I shoot you dead from my laptop.
Your time starts now.
Politics › Re: GEJ Denies Favouring Niger-Delta Zone Over Others by Relax101(m): 2:52am On Oct 13, 2011
I said it on the thread that Daily trust just wanted to heat up the polity with tribalism against GEJ.
Celebrities › Re: Based On Profile Pics, Who Deserves To Be "The Sexiest Of The Romance Section" by Relax101(m): 5:42pm On Oct 12, 2011
[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=774676.msg9324772#msg9324772 date=1318436888]men.

smh.

their everlasting search for "angel" [more common with nigerian men though].

then when the funk hits the fan you couldnt pay them to repeat the moonshine.[/quote]You come across as an insane and mentally unstable individual.
Health › Re: 2.5m Lagos Residents Have Mental Disorder -health Commissioner by Relax101(m): 3:14am On Oct 12, 2011
Eko-Ile comes to mind. hmmmm tongue tongue tongue tongue
Politics › Re: Lafarge Cement WAPCO Begins Rail Distribution Of Cement Nationwide by Relax101(m): 1:24am On Oct 12, 2011
^^^^Haba, The world owns africa

The world on the rise, grin grin grin grin grin
Politics › Re: FG Sacks NAFDAC, NDLEA & Others From Seaports by Relax101(m): 12:18am On Oct 12, 2011
2mch:
Another very dumb move. So now Nigeria will be flooded with fake drugs, fake products, weapons and all sorts of things. Wow, the brilliance of the economic team set up by Jona is mind boggling. Are we really sure that these over pampered trash that we bring from all over the world under the disguise that they are from "elite" schools are not better off being just professors? They seem to lack ability to apply themselves in common sense environments. This is like one step forward, one million back. Now all the terrorist groups will have free opportunity to import anything, as long as they can bribe the right person. Goodluck Nigeria.
STFU abegi. You just read headline con dey talk rubbish. Pls read next time mumu like you.
Politics › Re: Yorubas Cannot Wait Till Next Year For Their National Cake Otherwise: by Relax101(m): 12:12am On Oct 12, 2011
This is just the beginning. Everybody cant be in one ship.
Dem go sink na. Wish them the best though.
Politics › Re: Gbenga Daniel On Hunger Strike In EFCC Custody - Sahara Reporters by Relax101(m): 12:09am On Oct 12, 2011
Hunger strike is not meant for every body. Im wan die. lol grin grin grin grin
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by Relax101(m): 11:25pm On Oct 11, 2011
Strides:
I na akpam ochi ri ne. cheesy smiley
Mba nu!
Eweliwe asanwa, Ochi m bu maka ihe ga putara okwu anyi.
Yenum ekwe nti gi ka kpo gi.
El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]Ihe Oputara bu na ina emebi m![/color] embarassed
Hahaha, Umunnam lekwu nu El Guapo o. Oya ne mebi m.

ifyalways:
Ihe oma na emekwa ebe a.

Relax,o dika gi na Ikomi abu nwanne.Igbo gi na ya yiri. . .lolz

El,a nom na di.Mana a dikwa m available for e-shekeleke o kacha na threadia.

Strides Kedu ije?A huru m na o na adabara gi na Oga Relax,ya diriiiiiiii gaba.
Biko, unu gbaharum edemede Igbo 'm.
Odika Igbo m bu di bomb. grin grin grin
Nka na mu edemede Igbo.
Literature › Re: Adeleke Adeyemi Wins $100K (₦16m) LNG Literature Prize For 'The Missing Clock' by Relax101(m): 10:35pm On Oct 11, 2011
docjuli:
Congrats. At least N16M is more than enough to get another "clock"; hope it doesn't get missing again.
Hahaha, congrats o Mr winner
Politics › Re: Acn Versus Mimiko In Ondo State by Relax101(m): 10:04pm On Oct 11, 2011
What has ACN offered the people they claim to govern except sophisticated propaganda.
Let Mimiko remain in LP and let LP win. Insha Allah!!!!
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by Relax101(m): 2:05am On Oct 11, 2011
El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]Relax biko kwusi ihe ahu, ina eziha sim[/color] angry angry
Awotam ihe ekwuru? Biko kowa ya kan wota ofuma.
Politics › Fg Sacks 8 Agencies From Ports by Relax101(op): 1:49am On Oct 11, 2011
By IFEYINWA OBI
APAPA—The Federal Government has withdrawn eight agencies from the ports, in order to streamline the hurdles in clearing processes. Minister of Finance, Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, stated this during a facility tour of Apapa Ports, Monday.

She said multiple agencies were responsible for the delay encountered during and before clearing of goods.

Okonjo-Iweala also ordered the Comptroller-General of Nigeria Customs Service, Alhaji Inde Dikko, to disband the CG Taskforce, noting that it had not helped in speedy clearing of goods.

She said: “We want to reduce the time of clearing goods from weeks to hours. We want to reduce the cost of clearing and also achieve a fast or turn round time.”

The minister also abolished the Cargo Tracking Note, saying that it also constitutes delay in cargo clearance.

She noted that a monitoring and valuation committee on port activities had been instituted to monitor the operations and activities in all the ports.

The agencies, authorised to be seen in the ports henceforth include; Nigerian Maritime Administration and Safety Agency, Nigerian Ports Authority, Nigerian Custom Service, Immigrations, Police and Port health.

Meanwhile, the Comptroller-General of Customs, who was part of the minister’s entourage immediately ordered Federal Operations Unit, FOU, of the customs to desisting from mounting guard on the highways.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2011/10/fg-sacks-8-agencies-from-ports/
Politics › Re: Groups Adopt Chukwumerije’s Speech As Igbo Roadmap For 2015 by Relax101(m): 11:45pm On Oct 10, 2011
NL Pundits ke?
Politics › Re: Group Wants Igbanke Included In The Proposed Anioma State by Relax101(m): 11:43pm On Oct 10, 2011
GAR3TH:
And my point is that it all speculation, you can only know what someone is by asking the person with the name. In other world its pretty pointless to speculate and its a waste of time. All humans are selfish and evil.hence why some people say the names sound bini and others say it sound igbo. people will always interpret things to benefit themselves and their ideology. if this was about a bad article everyone will deny the names. Like I said before its all speculation and those speculations are based on corrupt minds. Just ask them.
The highlighted are very much Igbo. I dnt knw what to say about the rest of your stories.
I am not saying that they r Igbo. Dnt misquote moi o.


[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=777699.msg9312744#msg9312744 date=1318279294]Most of those names look bini to me.[/quote]wetin u dey always dey talk.
Did I say the names are Igbo abi u blind to c the highlighted names?
Politics › Re: Niger Delta Gets 86% Of FG Projects by Relax101(m): 11:21pm On Oct 10, 2011
I am in support of 100% allocation of the contracts to the Niger delta region if possible.
Daily trust can go to hell. me dont care.
Politics › Re: Group Wants Igbanke Included In The Proposed Anioma State by Relax101(m): 9:36pm On Oct 10, 2011
PhysicsQED:
Okafor may have something to do with Inyenlen being in the same LGA.

Okoh, I'm not so sure about the exclusivity of that name. Okoh could just be an Esan variation on "Okor" which I think is a word found in some "Edoid" languages. However, I don't know the Esan language to be certain that it isn't indeed of non-Esan origin.

As for[b] Akhabue[/b], I'm almost 100% certain that that's an indigenous Esan name, not Igbo. In fact, if they pronounce the name anything like how a Bini would read it, the "kh" part would sound more like "h" because the"k" sound would not be emphasized but instead sound like it's meant to be nearly silent. This is not to say that they necessarily do pronounce the name like that, but at first glance I have to say that the name looks very very "Edoid".
Do you have an idea of what the bold means in Esan language?
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by Relax101(m): 8:04pm On Oct 10, 2011
ifyalways:
@Strides,Ndewo asa.

Relax I dikazi fast,I cheghi ka o landia tupu inye ya onodu na akuku gi.O jigi na njo?Onye kwue ka o di ya,umunna e nyere ya aka.lolz

@El,kedu kedu?Ndi be gi anokwa nma?
A like mrim otu osi kele umunna na oha no neba. Nne na Nna ya zuru ya ofuma. Lol
Odi ka asa strides ka n nacho ga zie umunna mu na obodo 'm.


Strides:
Relax, m ga ebi gi oma mana o bu nani otu oge a wink                                                                              El Guapo, esogbuna onwe gi, ama m ihe m na eme kiss               
               
Ify, imela nkeoma  kiss kiss
Biko bia nom nakuku kanyi were akuko di mkpa gbasiri echi.
Chei, Asanwa strides.  grin grin grin grin

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