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emasleek:[size=18pt]Talk is cheap. Give us his name. You dey fear the baga? Drop his name or adonbilivit[/size] |
[quote author=lalasticlala post=31208802][/quote][size=18pt]No dey worry yaself for nothing. Just dey collect your own money small small, then find one sugarmummy chick wey you go dey use clean your pipe from time to time. If you no chop liver, then just enter bathroom self-service anytime e be like say konji wan become bastard. [/size] |
AgapeCharis:
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DahtzFestjayz:[size=18pt]This school has been built on paper in the national budget for the past 4 years. PDP is working. Vote for GEJ again. Maybe by next year, they will relocate to the cashew tree outside (if there is any)[/size] |
Adehwale:I wonder what makes her a Nigerian |
[size=18pt]In any decent society, that stretch of road would be re-constructed from scratch in a matter of MONTHS or refurbished OVERNIGHT. This is evidence that Goodluck Jonathan's administration is working in this part of the country. So, take a good look at that road, go and collect your own bag of rice and salt, and vote for PDP in the next election. PDP!!! [/size] |
AgapeCharis:[size=18pt]That is assuming you know what "bad" means[/size] |
[size=28pt]That's a good man[/size] |
[size=28pt]Eshoot [/size] |
[size=18pt]Another idietttt felled in the line of cultism. Business for coffin maker. Life goes on for the living [/size] |
[size=18pt]They should boil him alive in hot condemned engine oil.[/size] ![]() |
[size=18pt]No wonder INEC postponed the elections. Compare crowd turnout for Buhari vs GEJ[/size] https://www.nairaland.com/2111355/pdp-presidential-rally-maiduguri-borno |
[size=18pt]GEJ has nothing about Obasanjo that we do not know. [/size] |
[size=18pt]30 men in a day? You be billy goat? How many hours do we have in a day? Make we hear word [/size] |
[size=18pt]Our presido is still trying to differentiate between corruption and stealing. O dikwa egwu. This man is on some serious ekpeteshi hangover[/size] |
[size=18pt]Government High TChief Tompolo[/size] |
[size=18pt]Jega sofri sofri oo before you match your own abunna. You no fit organize election after months of preparation. Yet you fit announce results within 48hrs. E be like say una don write the result finish dey wait for election day. Naija I hail oo [/size] |
E be like say this election will not happen this year. Why are we asking for help with boko when all our pastors and politicians are perambulating the nation with private jets and helicopters. Small small, these bokos will enter asorock begin scatter things. |
[size=14pt]How did a journalist get access to such a sensitive document? Whoever got that contract knows nothing about confidentiality and secrecy. Meanwhile, Jega told the nation that the election materials were all stored at CBN vault. Naija!!!!!!!!!! [/size] |
[size=18pt] Alcohol [/size] |
[size=18pt]Obviously, you are not compatible with your wife. You sound like someone who married a woman because she get fine face or big breasts. As breeze don blow, fowl nyash don show. Divorce is the only way out unless you want us to read your obituary very soon. Divorce her and find another wife. But this time, shine your eyes and find YOUR wife. Good luck [/size] |
[size=28pt]crash helmet[/size] |
[size=18pt]Survival of the fittest. Natural selection in motion. How else does nature take care of idiots like this? They kill off each other and the survivors join armed robbery gangs and get exterminated by the police like cockroaches. While youths all over the world are deciding elections and creating technological wonders, Eiye and in Edo state are dissecting each other like fowl, probably trying to figure out who bleeds better than the other . Useless entities. And what do they gain at the end of the day? The right to mount and copulate with the finest ashawo on campus . Reminds me of Discovery channel and Animal Planet where the male gorilla fights off all other male opponents, so as to guarantee a year's supply of female gorillas to mate with . What a pity...but then coffin maker must chop anyhow anyhow.[/size] |
Let's hope they do not ban these shows when they take over government |
1. Come to Access bank with Ebola virus on your fingers. 2. Touch filter knob with Ebola hands to open filter. 3. Wash hands with soap and water. 4. Shut off the water by touching contaminated filter knob. 5. Enter the banking hall with Ebola hands 1. Come to Access bank with clean hands. 2. Touch contaminated filter knob with clean hands 3. Wash hands 4. Contaminate clean hands again by touching contaminated knob 5. Enter banking hall with Ebola hands. Long story short...INSTALL AN MOTION ACTIVATED BATTERY OPERATED SANITIZER DISPENSER (N5,000 each) ON THE WALLS. [size=14pt][/size]
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Story! A trial will convince you ![]() |
What good is a national ID card in an illiterate population living in darkness in a country plagued by war? |
akitijackson: I'm final year student of the English Language(B.A). In my 1st year in the university, I was a first class student, bt I drastically dropped to 2.2 in 300level. As I discovered d level at which I dropped, I lost interest in the degree, nw I dnt knw my fate. My plan nw is as soon as I'm done, I'm gonna apply for a 2nd degree nd dis time ntin will stop me frm attaining what I've always desired. Now my dilema is if it's gon be a gud idea for me to start afresh or shld I jst continue onto masters? I really want to make things straight cos the worst result I've eva had is dis present 1.[size=18pt] bt, d, mw, dnt, knw, nw, nd, dis, ntin, frm, dilema, gon, gud, shld, jst, eva All culled from the thread of a self-acclaimed first-class English Language student. Na only you waka come [/size] |
[size=14pt]Considering that Angela Merkel just had a skiing accident and fractured her hip bone, does anyone recall TB Joshua's prophecy for her in 2012/13? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hki_MRb_olw. Interesting [/size] |
[size=16pt]We can argue about religion and ethnicity from morning to night. The fact still remains that the people being slaughtered in the north day after day are Nigerians as well as human beings (not cattle or ram). Their fate today can be any Nigerian's tomorrow as long as we all stand aside and look on. Apparently, a Nigerian is safer in a foreign jail than he is in Bornu or Yobe state today. And that is shameful and ironic. That is a very frightening and unfortunate development that even our government does not seem to have a solution to. Those that seek the greatest enemies of the north today may have to look beyond GEJ and Asari Dokubo, and behold they that are slaughtering their fathers and mothers, brothers and sisters, sons and daughters on a daily basis with impunity. And as long as a Nigerian remains a marked target for radicals, then every Nigerians may as well be a target someday.[/size] |
[size=18pt]Stupid dog. Why did it not eat both testicles?[/size] |
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