₦airaland Forum

[size=18pt]These legislators should represent Nigeria in boxing at the next olympics[/size][size=8pt][/size]

[size=18pt]Abeg make dem bring the money come share militants. We need the money. Show me the money
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[size=18pt]Nairaland boasts of world class insults. See as people dey enter each other like to.to[/size]

[size=18pt]Rivers & Bayelsa states have been contesting some oil wells. That is the genesis of the present squabbles. Obviously Amaechi cannot win against the brute force of the presidency. He can ask Orji Uzor Kalu, Ladoja, Atiku & Ngige how they fared when they did. Only Tinubu has fought the presidency and survived. He survived because Lagos can survive without the monthly allocations from Abuja. That is the gift for being a former national capital. Rivers would have been self sufficient if only their internal revenue generation machinery has been put in place long before now. In the next couple of days, we will see further violence and mayhem, removal of Amaechi and then imposition of a State of emergency (just like Amaechi foresaw some months ago). Then new elections will be conducted, and Patience's candidate will be installed governor. That's how naija politics is engineered. The landlord at asorock has the final say and dictates who gets what. [/size]

[size=20pt]I hide my passport from fellow nigerian passengers who may set me up for kidnapping as soon as we enter naija.[/size]

[size=18pt]St Peter Obi! And you still maintain that Jang won the NGF elections
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All these idiots endangering the lives of their neighbors.

[size=20pt]You are a citizen of where you are born. He is no Nigerian. He is British. He probably has never been to Nigeria. If he is a Nigerian, then the only Americans would be the few surviving native Americans. Every other person would have a heritage to latch on to. Obama would be Kenyan. The Kennedys would be Irish etc etc.[/size]

[size=16pt]And they all stood there and watch the man bleed to death in their presence. Tomorrow, everybody will flood the church with prayers and thanksgiving. Nigerians!!![/size]

[size=20pt]We either shoot these animals or send them to a Nigerian jail where they will graduate into hardened criminals ready to terrorize and maim people when they are released (which will not be too far from now).[/size]

[size=20pt]Has anybody been able to verify this news from a non-Nigerian media source?[/size]

[size=20pt]Has anybody been able to verify this news from a non-Nigerian media source?

It would have been N16m if the police was involved in the negotiation.

Okija Juju thank you for this amazing excursion down memory lane. You do well plenty plenty. Keep up the good work.

[size=16pt]We can start an enlightenment campaign by taking pictures of these sore sights in our environment and uploading them here for the world to see.
In addition, I also suggest we take pictures of both the good and bad sights around us and upload them for posterity. Let us put the cameras in our phones to use. [/size]

Jeans and T shirt are not part of the Igbo traditional costume. Let's get this right the next time. Traditional Igbo attire would make this such a colorful event that will attract a lot of respect and admiration.

[size=16pt]The fact remains that we still do not know the identity of these killers. Does anyone know what they look like? Has anyone seen their faces on TV? Why are they being granted the privilege to hide their faces from the public? Can any of us recognize them tomorrow if/when they gain their freedom (which will certainly happen in our lifetime)? This is why we have to bring back the days of Saturday public execution by firing squad at national stadium like we used to back in the good old days of military rule. A criminal remains a criminal unless he is put down.[/size]

This video was obviously recorded in a family home with children. A house probably situated near a busy road.
10:10 a child cries in the background.
12.05 a motor vehicle sound is heard in the background.
Terrorists living in our midst obviously. If not, the other 4 would not be hooded.
Anyway, this is all dirty ethnic politics. Wonder why the bombing seized during the fuel demonstrations?

The amazing thing is that this man can still come back and win elections in this country. He wil not be the first to do so from jail.

Tell the man you have HIV. Get a fake certificate and send to him. If he still insists, then check into a hotel room with him. Have your husband checked into the next room. Don't forget to come with a sharp razor blade. Make sure you get at least one of the man's scro.tum as evidence. Scream when you do so. Your husband will come in and case dismissed.

While the lecturer can charge you with trying to blackmail him for not passing you, he cannot convince anyone you would do that with the help of your husband.

niddamugu:
I refuse to comment at all on this matter. The "man of God" is answerable only to the one who called him and not any one of you "castigating" him. Therefore sidon look.

, and keep Self-Service.i.n.g hard

This order has been given before. Whenever it is given, they simply stop installing old tires and obstacles on the road.

But then they still pack their car/truck on the road and continue collecting N50. While the IG may have banned road blocks, he has not banned stop and search or stop and collect N50.

, because they are one of the few professionals that you are still privileged in today's setting to see their handwriting.
There is no correlation between doctors and scrawly hand writings.

Going by Pastor Chris's logic, self-service.ing is not a sin as long as you do it while thinking of something holy eg, wanking in front of Pastor Chris's Sunday sermon. If while you are self-service.ing, you ca think of all the blessings that his sermon bestows on you, then keep self-service.ing till you come

Pastor Chris also reminds us (surprisingly by contradicting the bible) that "your body is yours and belongs to you, and has nothing to do with God", even when the same bible said something about the "body being the temple of God"; do not defile it etc etc etc etc.

Heehee!!

Chei!!!!!!

Judgement day go dey kpooo kpooo

The guy was a prospective suicide bomber. He wanted to die for something he believed in. Hence, he may be about to appeal his life sentence so that perhaps they will up-commute it to a death sentence. A Cambodian human butcher did the same thing when he was given a life sentence and he ended up with a death sentence.

He should plead for his trial to be relocated to China. There, his desires to behold his 12 virgins will be promptly met.

E don reach when they go kpai this aboki before he starts spilling the beans on those top police chiefs. No be naija again

This guy may be on top of something bigggg. This woman may actually be an heir apparent to some NAZI loot or some juicy inheritance somewhere in Germany. The fact that she is dressed ordinarily may camouflage her true identity and worth. So while my guy may seem like an idiot for now, he may actually be bidding his time for something mega in the near future. Anyway, whoever said love is not blind

Like joke like joke, these people fit kpai the ambassador ooh. All these talk about drone and US power, what has a madman got to lose when his lifw is not worth more than 14 virgins at the gate of paradisoooooooooo

Why the bagga dey wear puma shirt? Abi na eastern education dey take manufacture that shirt? They should thread a red-hot binding wire through his pe*nis so that he can squeal out the names of their financial sponsors in government.

Agnesqueen:
This topic is out of curiosity. I just want to know how HIV tests are being conducted in Nigeria. I have been in the states for a long time and here there have always been Blood Drive and people are encouraged to donate. I was told that i cannot Donate not because i have a disease but because i was born in West Africa. This topic is related to the HIV antibodies strands that are currently undetectable when the modern tests are conducted. I have been told that even though i have tested Negative to test conducted, they cannot be sure that i do not have the disease from a strand that cannot be detected. I have confirmed this with a couple of Physicians and other medical professionals. So if this is the case the HIV cases in Nigeria could be a much larger percentage than it already is, as in the whole west and central Africa.

This is how avert explains it

There is a lot more detailed explanation on the website

http://www.avert.org/hiv-types.htm

I want to hear from Physicians and Nurses with the knowledge, preferably Nigerian Physicians, although some Americans can contribute as well. Thank you in advance

A predominant reason cited by hospitals in the US for refusing blood donation from inhabitants of the tropical regions of the world has to do with the presence of a latent (but not dead) form of plasmodium in their red blood cells. If you have had malaria before, chances are that a latent form of the causative organisms remains in your blood stream for up to 3 years. Since most hospitals in the US lack the expertise/experience of detecting malaria in the blood stream, they would rather not risk transferring malaria to their people which invariably offer no resistance to malaria. Also see link below

http://www.redcrossblood.org/donating-blood/eligibility-requirements/eligibility-criteria-alphabetical-listing#arc7

This cunning soldier man . Already oiling the 2015 presidential ambition machinery

No be naija again  

If you dey vex, organise your own boys, carry gun, enter swamp and begin MEND your way.
Before e tay, government go beg you make you show face, drop arms, come siddon for dialogue, negotiation, compensation and finally amnesty.

Tompolo don dey chop, eem papa dey heaven, so e no suppose dey hell. Na so dem dey share the wealth of the nation. after all, na their luck. But come 2015, new government, new formation. If na aboki enter aso rock for 2015, amnesty go shift direction go north. If na mazi, maybe MASSOB go d their own show of force.

As boko don dey arrange their way small small, very soon, government go arrange their own largesse for 2012 supplementary budget. Sanusi don dey clear way for their agenda (marginalisation of the north as eeem call am)

Life goes on,

ONLY in NAIJA, gi[size=5pt]ant[/size] of Africa