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And after pouring libation, he will enter his private jet and fly over us. Half of the funds he and his cronies got for campaigning for GEJ would fix most of the roads he is pouring libation on.

Tompolo and his gang should stop grandstanding. They do not need a meeting before they decide to shift to the creeks to continue stealing oil and vandalizing pipelines. Tompolo was in charge of FG contracts to secure the pipeline installations in the Niger delta, and surprisingly the rate of vandalization skyrocketed under his watch. He and his cohorts were busy buying private jets and mansions. Unfortunately, with the recent nuclear deal signed with Iran, oil prices will fall even further, because Iran & Saudi Arabia will flood the market with oil. Welcome to $30 a barrel era. This means that the militant in Buguma can bunker from now till the cows come home and have nobody to sell it to.

Goodluck Jonathan had the unique opportunity to turn around the plight of the Niger Deltans, but rather chose to continue to pay off the likes of Tompolo, Asari and co, while the region continued to wallow in perpetual poverty. Instead of completing East-West road and building numerous road and waterway channels all over the Niger delta, they were busy looting the national treasury blind. Whenever they like, they will charter helicopter and fly to Yenogoa, while the rest of us continue to drive through mud and water in the name of road travel.

Buhari as a Fulani man will face north and continue the development that has stalled there since Abacha and co left Asorock. Before our very korokoro eyes, the north will wear the look of small Dubai. If and when next an Ijaw man smells the insides of Asorock again, he should wise up and sow the seeds of prosperity and development in their impoverished region, and not just for a few.

It is about time Nigeria returned to the farm. The richest people in America today are farmers. Food items are the only products that have doubled in price in the last 5 years in the US. That means more money for farmers. If Nigeria does not make Agriculture the mainstay of the economy, we will run out of funds to even produce the oil we think we have in abundance. We will run out of funds to steal and loot, because there will be nothing to loot.

[size=18pt]Pull down his trousers, find one ab.oki to help comot the man's balls. Fry am like egg. Gee am make i swallow. [/size]

[size=18pt]All these beautiful pictures are coming from the backyard of Oil boys and girls. No go fool yaself think say all Bonny na heaven. Na lie oo[/size]

[size=18pt]If I come to Aba, and set up a waste recycling industry for recycling garbage, and then start making money, the same idiots who cannot clean up Aba will come and start taxing me. The criminals that kidnap even priests will come after me say I don hammer. I see all these garbage littering the streets, and all I see is money $$$$$. Kwudi!!! Waiting to be plucked. [/size]

RileyFreeman1:
I am sad and unhappy about how a specific Nestle recruitment campaign was handled by Nestle Nigeria. I feel even worse because research have shown that other people have experienced the same treatment. Some have experienced even worse.

I know there are Nestle employees here on Nairaland, so it will do me great joy if someone explains this situation and why Nestle does this.

I applied for an opening late last year with Nestle, luckily for me, I got invited for a Dragnet test which I gladly attended. Fortunately for me, I passed the Dragnet Test.
About a week after receiving a Dragnet success email, I received another invite from Nestle to attend a function based test which I did. Few weeks later, I received another email that I was successful at the Function test.

About 2 weeks later, I received an interview invite mail and call, I was happy at the speed and professionalism of the entire process because I knew no one working with Nestle and I was convinced that the entire process had been outstandingly meritocratic.
I attended the Nestle interview, very few people were present for the interview. I did my very best at the interview and as God will have it, about two weeks later I received a follow up email that I was successful at the interview.
I was very happy because Nestle is a company I have utmost respect for and building my career with such a company was a dream come through.

This is June the 12th, 2015, Its been about 5 months since I received the last interview success mail. I was concerned so I networked with some Nestle staff via LinkedIn.com. To my surprise, I was told some people did medicals and resumed about 3 months ago for the same opening. I was also made to believe that 95% of these people previously worked with Nestle as contract staff, now they have been made full time staff.

I initially felt bad but I also know about other interviewed candidates who received regret mails from Nestle after the interview where I received success mail.

It will be very much appreciated if someone from Nestle explains why this is happening.

Why have I been left in the dark by Nestle?

Why no follow up email has been sent since over 5 months?

What exactly is going on?

Do I still remain positive about being contacted by Nestle?

If possible, Nestle Nigeria HR should look into this because it seems like a very unfair treatment. A follow up correspondence to candidates who will work with you in the future will really ease a lot of tension. It also shows top class professionalism on your part as a company.

[size=14pt]
I have experienced what you are going through. The HR guys may be trying to sell your offer to the highest bidder while telling your prospective department head that "we have not found an ideal candidate". If you have an insider or anybody who works in Nestle who can make genuine enquiries for you, contact the person. Otherwise, keep sending them periodic emails to request on the status of the recruitment exercise. That way, you have some documented evidence of your unwavering interest in the process. Good luck[/size]

This would have been Rotimi Amaechi if he played his cards smartly.

[size=18pt]So how does commissioning a privately-owned hotel further the interests of the people of Enugu state? These politicians have come again with their nonsense jagbajatis. Mr Governor, start visiting dilapidated schools and roads and hospitals with a view at assessing their state of dis-repair. This is not the time to make grand speeches and commission hotels.[/size]

stephenduru:
Warri billionaire, Ayiri Emami,his brother Aje Emami and friends are currently on vacation in Beirut Lebanon.

They are all having the best of fun as the Oil mogul and founder of the 911 Beach and Resort in Delta state splashed a whooping sum of N1.5million on breakfast today.

Pictured below are Ayiri Emami and his crew catching fun at the Four Seasons Hotel in the country.He also shared a pic of the receipt of the breakfast.

Source: http://.com/2015/05/warri-billionaire-ayiri-emami-splashes.html

[size=28pt]The receipt shows a total of $1044.01. That is approximately N207,000.[/size]

[size=18pt]conji na bastard[/size]

[size=18pt]Petrol, tire and lighter. Set the bagga on fire fast fast. No time to waste[/size]

Iamfrank:
My pet son came to me yesterday and was telling me how he is ashamed of his own mother.... He said almost every night when their father is not around (he works outside the town) he always sees his mother watching pornographic films in the sitting room..... He says it has been going on for some time now.... He is 18yrs of age.... And that what borders him a lot is that he has 3 younger siblings of ages 3, 9 and 12.... He is just ashamed of discussing it to his mother.... Wat do you tink is the best thing to do?

[size=18pt]It could be worse. She is one step away from arranging one fine bobo to come shine congo meat for her. Congy na bastard[/size]

Orijin101:
Dopee or Trash?

[size=18pt]Probably happening already[/size]

nyabinghi:
nigeria as how ? Na Biafra go miss am

[size=18pt]He was a senator of the federal republic of Nigeria. That is how history will state it. You can make fun of him from here to kaura namoda; it would make no difference[/size]

Bekwarra:
My friend who's a worker in a new generation pentecostal church (I won't mention names) invited me to his church. Although I don't normally go to church VERY EARLY, he succeeded in persuading me to go early with him because as a worker, he should be in church very early and he knew fully well that if we didn't go together, I wouldn't go; so he succeeded in dragging me along.

When we got to church, they started their normal Sunday School like chit-chat and later praises, worship songs and the service started proper. Born into an Apostolic-inclined orthodox and later crossed over to RCCG, I wasn't at home with the mode and method of their service. I was getting bored and feeling out of place while silently praying for the service to end. Then it came to things like "run to five people and tell them greater things are coming your way this week, you must run o", "grab the person beside you and shake him happy sunday". I was getting tired and shaking my head in despair.

The worms in my stomach were not helping matters, they launched a massive #BringBackOurFood protest because I couldn't take breakfast before leaving for church. The only thing that kept on pushing me on was the hope that the pastor would soon say "run to 5 people and hug them happy sunday". I would gladly and patiently look for 5 beautiful sisters with their killing mini/pencil skirts and tight-fitting shirts to hug but unfortunately, that command never came. All those times, I was feeling frustrated already and whenever my eyes meet those of my friend where he was standing with the engines and mixers, he gives me that "padi no vex we go soon finish" smile.

Just as I was resigning to fate and hoping that the service would soon end and I would bolt home the worst of it happened. The pastor had been preaching for close to 45mins harping on the need to give and sow as good Christians. He gave several examples in the bible of people who gave and later reaped God's blessings. He urged us to give and test God. After that, it was time to give offering. The offering was going to be in two parts; normal Sunday offering and the commitment towards the church building because their auditorium is under construction. We gave offering and afterwards the pastor came back on the pulpit and started complaining why people refused to give generously despite taking us on a journey through the word of God about the essence of giving in a Christian life. He preached for another 10mins. I wasn't even listening to him again because I was gradually dozing off.

What actually jolted me back into reality were these words "now it's time for operation search your neighbour". I sat up immediately to listen well and that was when I heard the pastor saying

"this is time for operation search your neighbour, search your neighbour's bag, wallet, purse or pockets as need be and bring out the contents, if there is no money there return the bag but if there is money bring it out, we must learn to give to God. He gave us the money and we must return it to him".

After all those words, people took the bag of the person sitting beside them while the pockets or wallets of brothers were being searched.

The brother beside me was taking his hands towards my pockets about to begin his own search when I said with venom in my eyes and in a Russian mafian voice

"What do you think you want to do??"

He replied me

"You heard what the pastor said brother".

I told him not to even contemplate trying it. He was then trying to pacify me and cajole me telling me there is no harm in giving towards God's work. I told him I'm not against giving but I'm against collecting by force. This is no more giving, this is collecting. He smiled at my words and said

"My brother it's the same thing, God's blessing awaits the two"

and he made for my pockets again, I felt that my phonetics were not having any effect and I replied with

"Bros abeg no try that thing o, I swear I go change am for you".

He was shocked.

One usher noticed us and came to us and he was trying to calm me down because my voiced had changed as my face too.

My friend remained where he was to avoid being seen as the person that brought Orubebe to church. I don dey para for them like mad and the people sitting around us were trying to pacify me. I said "Okay, no problem," carried my bible and.............................with one last Dracula look I told the usher

"Please don't even try to follow me".

He remained rooted to the spot and I made my way out of the church and straight home.

[size=18pt]If you cannot disclose the name of the church, then continue to hide their identity. It also makes you culpable in the crime. One way or another, we will find out (assuming this your story no get K leg sef)[/size]

[size=18pt]If he is not a criminal, he has nothing to fear. Obasanjo would be acting in vain. However, if he is a criminal as alleged, then a jail cell awaits him when he gets extradited. If you do the crime, you have to do the time.[/size]

lalasticlala:
Source: http://www.ladunliadinews.com/2015/04/20-year-old-who-slept-with-girl-he-met.html?m=1

[size=18pt]Got to the nearest authentic "chemist" and buy a packet of Cipro 500mg. Take 1 tablet in the morning, one tablet in the evening for 10 days. Failure to treat can result in infertility in the long run.
Welcome to the club. Now you will fear toto when next you jam am.[/size]

[quote author=jukaizer post=32266145][/quote]Knowledge pass knowledge

Well done Jukaizer!

BiHung:
source: http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/180446-my-attacks-on-buhari-apc-not-personal-fani-kayode.html

[size=18pt]Calling Buhari brain dead is not personal abi? They don dey nearly complete the refurbishment of your cell for kirikiri [/size]

dridowu:
http://dailyindependentnig.com/2015/04/ndlea-nabs-two-businessmen-n105m-drugs-enugu-airport/

Back in the 80s, they would have had them lined up against sand drums and shot

MayorofLagos:
Who in current administration cabinet do you think should be retained by Buhari?

Give name and their portfolio.

[size=14pt]None! They belong to this government. Nigeria has a fresh set of minds and brains that should be allowed to forge a new path for this country. Any member of this administration should not have anything to do with the incoming administration.[/size]

fkaz:
http://www.punchng.com/news/ill-lead-massive-campaign-against-apc-bode-george/

[size=18pt]Is he going to wage the campaign from jail or from exile?[/size]

giantstrides:
,

[size=14pt]Unfortunately, every state governor is empowered to nominate 2 ministers (one senior and one junior) that the president sends to the senate for clearance. If PDP repeats last weekend's abracadabra in Rivers state during the gubernatorial elections, then Amaechi will have to reconcile with the next Rivers governor or find another state of origin before he can be a minister.[/size]

Ololade1999:
Prof tam david West is our incoming oil minister.mark my words

[size=13pt]He belongs in the museum. Can he still spell petrol
Amaechi is a Rivers man. He is the next Petroleum minister assuming he can reconcile with Wike[/size]

[size=18pt]Asari go soon enter kirikiri for life. He thinks Buhari is a fisherman. [/size]

E be like say the chips are already moving across the board

eluquenson:
In one word describe this man

Nekwanu akpa amu orubebebebebebebe

[size=18pt]Most likely carried out by soldiers. [/size]

[size=18pt]They are taking revenge for their colleagues that were killed like guinea fowl in Lekki bank robbery [/size]

[size=18pt]wow! I am impressed. Back then it was 2B pencil and scratch paper.[/size]

[size=18pt]90 of the votes? E be like dem don write election result finish[/size]