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dre11:
Army officer, woman fight over right of way in Benin



http://tribuneonlineng.com/army-officer-woman-clash-at-bedc-headquarters

Pic: The Damaged car of Mrs Agboghide.

Serves the woman right. She was impatient. We are always like that. Nigerians won't just have patience. The next thing is to scratch the next bumper and start speaking English. She even had the guts to engage a military officer? She be dey find obituary be dat. Nonsense. This is not a case of military oppression but a military man stepping in to solve traffic situation as we openly disobey and disrespect every other uniform.

Techgoon:
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GAZZUZZ:
A friend went to apply for a drivers license on Tuesday and he came back to narrate his shocking findings. He said he was told the process has recently changed.. That he has to register with a certified driving school and get training for 26days, after which he will be sent a certificate from Abuja to print out and then he can come back with it to apply for a driver license.

My friend and I are surprised at this. So I was wondering if any of you guys already know this or is someone speaking Latin?

This what it's supposed to be like. Too many idiots behind the wheels these days causing deaths of innocent Nigerians. In the US its stricter, even UAE. Meanwhile back home in Nigeria you just walk in pay money and process paper you're done. Bull crap.
Many drivers in Nigeria don't understand a thing about road markings, road signs, basic safety tips, speed limits in respect to different roads. How pipo nor go die anyhow for road accidents?
Its about time. I'm so happy about this. I got out of an accident alive, so I know.

olenyi:
The above has been my problem for some time now.

I first noticed it some years back. After painting my ceiling with white emulsion paint, everything will be ok. Then after a while, the paint will start peeling and falling to the floor.

Please house, is their a solution to this kind of issue. And has anyone experienced this and how did you go about resolving it.

Its an asbestos ceiling board.


Regards.

The paint is the problem not really the substrate. The paint is not gripping the surface of the substrate. You should check the quality of the paint in question.

if you nor read for this kind exam eh? Na OYO
Chai! See exam...

twoondei:
It's possible she delivered a fresh still birth and didn't know where and how to discard/dispose.

that's even the most likely thing

Exactly what I was thinking.

iyatrustee:
When and how did we get here? Bloggers no longer respect the privacy of dead people and that of their families in their quest for traffic to their various sites.

Imagine that the parents of the lad are yet to be aware of their son's death?

May he RIP.

Its part of the nasty things humans do to make money. We care less most times, forgetting we all have our own dates with earthly death.

Progressive01:
The dead bodies they are gonna be swapping would include those of his children, extended family and hopefully, himself.

What an incorrigible idiot.

This is all these politicians know- push innocent people off the cliff while their children remain very safe in a far flung country or heavily guarded by adequately armed security operatives.

Wike is indeed an uncouth, bloodthirsty power drunk maniac. I hope his pot boils over soon.

The unfortunate thing is that, assumed civilized rivers people listen to these blood thirsty politicians and support them? My goodness. Until they become victims. I pity Rivers oh.

I really feel pity for rivers people. They made their bed and they will lay on it. With the best brains and upright people rivers have, they chose this? Una never know the gravity of wetin una Don bargain yet. God of creation please rescue the innocent ones that they may not be the ones to pay with their blood. Politicians are evil! And they won't change. Beheading a human means nothing to them.
Rivers people, you need intervention.

They are actually real oh but I have just one word. 'Ponzy Scheme'

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phunkey101:
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igbeke:
The fact that u lived in all those places u mentioned does not mean u know more about Okpella, The truth is, Erhuru-Unemeh are the aggressive ones in this issue on ground. It is not just a problem that started today. It is not about any lime stone mining. If u truly know Okpella, then u should know they have limestones in abundance. The bone of contention here is a case of a tenant telling his landlord that he now has more right on the landlord's estate. Would u condone that?
Mind you, the fight is not them vs entire Okpella Kingdom. It is them vs Ogute-Oke.

It is the more reason Okpella should leave Uneme people alone. Uneme is just a tiny fraction in size compared to a small division of one of the okpella communities. For the love of peace. Are they not all Afenmai?

freethug:
I want to share a little revelation I had when meditating. Guy A and Guy B in a secondary School. Guy A is gay but Guy B is not so sure. But they decide to experiment anyway. After having sex, Guy B is fully convinced he is not gay. What he doesn't know is he is a carrier of the gay demon. Guy B meets some random girl and has sex to convince himself he is straight, girl becomes a carrier of the gay demon and spreads it to other men who become carriers of the demon themselves.
The chain goes on and on and some of these men and women eventually settle down and get married and give birth to a child who from a tender age exhibits same sex attraction. Rather than the child been ostracized or wasting time performing deliverance, the parents should be asked what was their lifestyle before they got married. In 100 out of a 100 cases either one of the parents messed around before marriage. Due to no fault of theirs as they wouldn't know who carries the demon or not.

If you are born gay, it's not your fault, ask your parents what they did before they got married.

Nah! Not so.
Please let me refer you to the lecture "Distorted Souls" in the book "In the Light of truth, The Grail message". You will understand how this gay thing comes about. Read it with an open mind and you will be glad you did. Indeed the truth sets free.

BlackTechnology:
You kick against Biafra but support other Muslim separatists.

Buhari is an anti Christ

Oh PMB is anti Christ abi? And all the treasury looters in past administration are pro Christ abi? Hmm
I really wish Biafra should be given to them and let all their people relocate to their Biafra land. Enough is enough

igbeke:
Young man, can you give instances to support your affirmation that Okpellans are violent?
You dont say what you know nothing about in a bid to draw unwarranted sympathy. Okpella are peace lovers.

U wan tell me about okpella? U know whether I be okpella person? I lived in okugbe, awuyemi and briefly afokpella. Be honest! Okpellans like wahala

It really hurts me that Okuokpellagbe is doing this. Okpella people have always been known for violence. They are the most violent branch of etsako with misdirected energies. Why oppressing uneme people? Is Afenmai not one again? Poverty of the mind is indeed a disease. Dangote will be flossing wherever he is while brothers kill themselves? Afenmai......please let's not allow greed and darkness have its way.

Amaechi is my man anytime any day. He has his faults though but He's a mentor to me. Its so painful that the enemies of Rivers state don't value him. He's fearless, ready to give his life for service.

Truth is, many of us are lousy. The way we discuss our biz transactions over the phone in public places usually sell us out. Some shout on top of their voices talking about containers and millions easily given themselves away as prey to the informants who monitor you and signals his gang to swoop in. Let's all be cautious. Even the best of friends can be informants. There are places you shouldn't take phone calls and also limit the information of your movement even to your friends and relations. Dem nor dey know finish.

Monimatic:
The governor of Osun State, Rauf Aregbesola, has announced the creation of 31 new Local Council Development Areas, LCDAs, by his administration.
Mr. Aregbesola stated this Tuesday in a state‎ broadcast to the people of the state. He said additional 31 Local Council development Areas, 3 area councils and two administrative offices were created.
The governor said his administration would make ‎judicious use of its revenues in a way that increasing the number of councils will least constitute any financial burden.
Mr. Aregbesola also announced the dissolution of the management committees of the existing 30 Local Councils and Area Office, their executive secretaries, deputy executive secretaries, members, special advisers and other functionaries.
The government had sent a request for additional local councils to the state House of Assembly, which later passed the bill.
Speaking on why the state was creating more councils at a time of financial challenges, Mr. Aregbesola said his administration had given the decision sufficient consideration, and had put in place measures to cut cost.
He added that the responsibilities of the new councils include bringing development to the people, managing the markets, generating more revenue, amongst others.


The governor said the state would be saving huge cost with the new councils. He said no new appointment would be made as the same number of staff will still run all the councils.
‎He said the entire local government system would be managed by Council Managers for three months. The managers are to be appointed and deployed by Local Government Service Commission from among the substantive grade level 14 officers in the local governments.
‎”Many would be wondering and asking: why create more councils at this special time of financial challenges? We have also given sufficient consideration to this. With this new parliamentary system, it will cost less to run the new councils and save a lot of money for the government than in the past. 
“The primary responsibilities of our new local government system are sanitation, market management and revenue mobilisation and generation. This is consistent with local government administration worldwide.
“The beauty of this new system is its parliamentary nature, which requires the chairman and the vice chairman to be elected by the councillors from among their own ranks, thereby saving cost,” the governor said.




http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/199757-osun-governor-aregbesola-announces-creation-31-new-local-councils.html

A state that is surviving on bail out from FG? What is their IGR? What are they adding to the national purse? And yet they want to increase their wage bill? This is not fair at all. From where will their salaries come from? All these clueless leaders sef

missKiffy:
This job has made me realise that truly we women are the problem of this world. I started this job on the 2nd of November last year and the Manager who happens to be a lady is everybody's problem in that office.

While working there its been one issue or the other, this lady in question is repulsive, cranky, rude, very proud, talks to people anyhow including an elderly man who happens to be the driver, never takes blame for her mistakes but never fails to magnify every other persons mistake. My mind has left the place since the day I found out that she was looking for a replacement for my position, that was late last month, I had initially decided to leave after collecting my salary for that month before I later changed my mind, as at now I don't know if she still intends to find someone else but my mind is just not there anymore, there is nobody they haven't threatened with a sack in that office, in fact a guy was once sacked just a week after he started work. It's just a small organisation with about six staffs including the boss, she's actually in a relationship with the boss and if they do decide to get married I don't even want to be there by then cos if she can be behaving like this when they are only dating i wonder how she will behave when they get married.

I know a lot of people would say it's best to leave your job only when you've gotten another place but you might not understand what's it's like when your mind is not just there anymore. What do you guys think? Do you think I should quit?

One thing for sure is that, the lady in question has no love in her life. Once she has love in her life, it will impact her psyche hence hormonal balance. I dunno why we still have this kind of colleagues I'm working places. Jeez.

theshaderoom:
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Can you guys see how debased womanhood has become? A fellow woman wishing that another woman's marriage should break as soon as possible so she can jump in? Shame on such women. To all the upright and content ladies, never give up on being the role models for our future society.

Replace Buhari? Hahahahahahaha......make we dey watch na. With all the daily revelations of the thievery you people have been doing? If Nigerians wish to go backwards they will have themselves to blame. APC is not Uhuru but at all at all nahim bad pass

Clone2020:
Conspiracy theorists. How many famous philanthropists are Russians? Upon Russia has the 2nd highest number of billionaires in the world. Their own is to cause trouble here and there, invade countries and seize land mass with force and coercion. You hear of American billionaires giving away 99% of their entire wealth to charity or global initiatives like Bill & Melinda Gates, Warren Buffet, Mark Zuckerberg, T Boone Pickens, George Soros, Walton family, Michael Bloomberg Etc. You will never hear about these greedy Russians doing anything to improve the world. They are still living in the cold war Era.

If not for the fact they have nuclear weapons in their arsenal, America would've obliterated them by now. They are cowards, hiding behind nukes because they know nobody wants an outright nuclear war that would end the world as we know it. In a conventional war without nukes, Russia will be crushed.

Bro, you are totally wrong! Russia is the reason America hasn't overrun the world. Which country has Russia invaded? Why is the dollar the means for trading in oil? Who's sponsoring all the uprisings in the middle east and Africa? Wake up and smell the coffee. Gone are the days when we were bullied into thinking America was the saint helping the world. Let me assume you have no idea what is at play here. I'm happy there's a counter force like Russia and China. All the countries torn apart by America under the guise of fighting terrorism, how are those countries faring today? Do your findings. As for philanthropies by the American businessmen, let me hint you on what is called satanic business models. It leaves the victim in poverty, bondage, perpetual slavery. Its only dumb ass countries that fall prey to the antics of these guys. Don't be deceived, not all philanthropy means well to the beneficiary. You are given a hat at the expense of your head. I will rather we even discuss this matter privately where I will lay out completely my own understanding of the game plan. The truth is, the black race remains a puzzle to those bio terrorists. No matter what they've synthesized in their research facilities, the black man's genes tends to adapt and resist it in a short time. In fact let me stop here.

chowlade:
Ipod youth on rampage why r u so pained ?
D binis should go nd join ur zooafrans though lol Yorubas dont care.

Go and read d cheap story of yoruba and d binis formed by d Edo miscreants sud knw is totally false.

1.Oba is a yoruba world directly translated to "To reign over"
2.Binis is a yoruba word
3 . Edos bears yoruba names that they dont even know d translation
4 . Oduduwa, Iranmiyan, Eweka are yoruba names
5. D binis practices d yorubalands traditional and religions

So what then is the meaning of yaba, oshodi? Hehehe.......just ask an informed elder.

DailyPost:
Report From http://www.viviangist.com/17-30-people-died-yesterday-in-lagos-ibadan-expressway-accident-graphic-photos

I saw the scene of the accident on my way to Lagos from Ibadan yesterday. Gosh! It wasn't a good sight at all. FRSC went to the scene without an ambulance. What the heck!

Nigerians will continue to learn the hard way. we can all see the pedestrian bridge there and the victim clearly chose to gamble his life. Anytime an enlightened person tries to encourage others to do the right thing, he's either shouted down or insulted. If I as much as see my employee crossing an expressway that has a pedestrian bridge, I'm sacking him straight away. It shows he is irresponsible. Let's check ourselves and do the right thing always.

I don't know where to post but since this is my active section I post here. So mods please move to correct section.

Today someone post about our excuse for our sins if God suddenly comes. That thread made me remember my greatest sin. Like I mentioned on that thread. I have not committed adultery as I'm the most faithful of all time. Neither have I stolen or fornicated. My only sin is a LIE I told to save my friend.

Flashback!!! My friend did something. He actually did it. He raped a 12 year old orphan girl and in our place it's death sentence for a man to rape a woman let alone 12 year old. He was drunk. We went to this party and he drank too much. Both of us were walking to our car so I drive him home then we saw this little girl. Even at 12 she looked 21 so perhaps my friend in his drunkenness over the wine got carried away and went after her. I tried to stop him but u could not. Right he front of me be hurt the little girl and someone caught him ad called it in.

We were both arrested. The person confirmed I was innocent that it's my friend who did it. But my father once worked in the Navy before retirement into private business, so alot of the police and law officials in our town know me very well. So they said I should give testimony in court of what i saw. I looked at my friend this is friend since childhood. This is friend that taught me how to use the swing. This is friend who taught me how to write my first code of programming to which I'm I'm a veteran now in programming. I cannot just throw him out the window. Then I said to my said elf "The devil you know is better than the angel you do not know"

I told the court the woman who saw us lied!!! That it was another man (actually her fiancé) who was with her that committed the crime and she want to protect hin. I said it with authority and confidence even I believed it to be true.

And like I said my father has reputation in the law enforcement so the judge said that based on the reputation of my father n the country (a navy chief) my words do hold water and the court will take it as true. Another lady (my wife now) backed me up. Perhaps she liked me. Said she was also there. That it wasn't my friend.

Long story short, the innocent man who was to marry his woman faced the death sentence just because i lied to protect my friend. My wife lied too (to support me) but she is fine with it. I was even discussing this with hr this morning that I'm feeling guilty now. She said I should forget it that people die everyday. That sometimes people have to be sacrificed to save another. She is just cool like it's nothing but I keep seeing flashes of the woman when she cried and her fiancé was taken away for what he did not do. It's driving me crazy

Please nairaland what do you think is the right thing I do?

No jokes here this is serious.

Thanks

Obviously if this story is true, do you need anyone to tell you how terrible the sin you committed is? just that one lie can cause wars that will cost lives. Its worse than murder. Your soul is bound to the victims of the lie and even if you have prayed for forgiveness it doesn't stop the Law of divine justice from taking its cause. With god there's nothing like impunity. Just get ready for the day of reckoning and pray for strength to be able to pull through when the sword of justice starts swinging over your head. During the judgement period for you, many a common man won't understand what's happening to you but surely you alone will know where you have erred.

vivianblog1:
Source http://www.punchng.com/700-shiites-missing/

Cc; lalasticlala

Make una dey sofri lie! So where are the 700persons located at the moment? who's feeding them? Sensational journalism is the order of the day. Until you are a victim of evil journalism you may never know the consequences. Its a shame on our journalism. I charge our media to post the names and pictures and phone numbers of the 700 persons on the dailies. Let them get the info from the Shiites who are not in detention. Any soul who wishes ill for Nigeria will never experience peace whether here or in the beyond.