₦airaland Forum

Rubyjade:
That is the normal mentality of the average Nigerian man

this mentality is however caused by poverty..


They are unrepentant cheaters..

White ladies and ladies from rich homes, however want guys or agree to date guys that makes them feel like the Queen they are..

They want you to be romantic, say those sweet words, they want to see you tell them, you will die for them, they want guys that can sacrifice for them..

But the average Nigeria man think if I just show them (ladies) the money, she's mine.

how will one be romantic to a serpent?

Animegirl:
As a lady, I know all too well that many men out there believe some ridiculous shit about us ladies.

1. Women are more emotional and dramatic than men. Men have gotten the bad rap that we are overly emotional (nearly always blamed on hormones!) and can't lead under pressure. What’s ironic about this belief is that when a man slams the table with his hand or raises his voice, it’s somehow perceived as strong and powerful, not emotional. If a woman acted in the same manner, she would be perceived as “emotional” or “a piece of work.” 

2.Women don’t support other women. While I don’t think catty behavior between women in the workplace is as prevalent as people often make it out to be, there may sometimes be a grain of truth to it. Because many of us work in male-dominated organizations, there are fewer slots for women to get ahead and competition is fierce.

3.Most men think we want to see their big gbola. No woman ever wants random d*ick picture. Many men are guity of this. It won't generate a reply at any given time, if it's sent inconsequentially. You will be blocked and reported because no woman wants to see unwanted penis pictures.

4. She Asked For It? With the current prevalent rape-culture in society, I've been hearing a lot of 'she asked for it'. What does that even mean? If I am wearing something that's not to your liking or if I go out to party with boys, I asked to get sexually molested or raped? That's the most disturbing misconception I've come across.

5.Not all of us are Gold-diggers or useless. Some of us, have serious big dreams and we don't want to be dependent on someone else’s success or bank balance to get what we want. We want to have our own career and success too. Funny, how men still get intimidated by independent successful women. Truly, I say unto you "men are confuse set of beings".

6. If you use your vagina too much, it’ll get “loose.” No penis, toy, hand, or even baby will stretch your vagina permanently. It might adjust to accommodate what’s coming in (or, in the case of childbirth, out), but it’ll bounce back.

7. Once a woman clock 30, she is evening newspaper, pls what is the meaning of this?

Nigeria men stop the misconceptions/assumptions about women, we are not the cause of your frustrations.

Nancy isime, mercy,toto dickay,vergina Daniels, etc I no go talk much

perez100:
So, from 2015 Buhari entered power till now, no Fulani Herdsmen had been arrested let alone killing any of them despite killing over 20,000 Nigerians!?

I have never seen a government like this in my life that can cover and protect killers simply because they are from his tribe. The sane government deliberately killing young protesting men from other tribes to cause armed struggle in other tribes and regions.

This Buhari government will not be forgotten for its evil and wickedness on other tribes while evil supporters applaud him.

Yahoo is the problem of Nigeria

NwaAmaikpe:




I've said this at least half a thousand times.
Some people like to smoke cigarettes, I like to masturbate.
Some people watch horror movies, I stick to porn.

Some people prefer using their hands to beat up their wives, but I'd rather use the hands God gave me to masturbate.

It is all about preference; a preference that has become an addiction for some of us.

A chronic smoker will smoke even under the scorching heat, likewise, I masturbated during the night vigil of my grandfather's funeral.

Whether you masturbate or not is your choice.
It doesn't make you better or worse than the other person but it sure makes you a happier person.

Just realizing that you have the power to cum in your own hands is the greatest eye-opener.
I discovered this gift at the age of 9 and I've never stopped since then.

On the average, I masturbate at least 8 times daily with a three-hour break after every four ejaculations so my body can build up more semen.

Sometimes, your body runs out of semen and you still climax without ejaculating a drop, a phenomenon I call 'dry-bliss'.
Only the veterans in masturbation can relate to this.

For the newbies, don't give up neither should you despise your days of little beginnings.

In my early days, I was using two hands to masturbate, then I asked myself what will become of me if one of my hands gets amputated, so I learnt how to operate it with one hand. I further asked myself what will become of me if I had a sore on my palms.
Today, I'm proud to say that I can get the job done with just two fingers and no lubricants.

Always persevere and improve on yourself.

Masturbation is not a sin, it is the best form of self-mastery.
Our God is all-knowing. If masturbation was a sin, he won't have created us with hands long enough to touch our genitals.

Think about this before you go to bed.

By the way, which of the two do you think God will consider a sin?

1). Using your thumb to vote for a Tinubu who will mortgage your future and further put Nigeria in ruins

Or

2). Using your fingers to bring pleasure to your own self through masturbation?

the say it brings bad luck and pimples

Descottes:
na that same thunder go boomerang fire your papa, your mama and your unborn children

Satan get behind me aka serpent

Descottes:
na this thing about you nairaland men folks wey make me dislike una. Y'all Bloody Hypocrites .
If it was a man who came here with same story about his girlfriend you lot would call him a fool/simp and also judge and slut shame Nigerian women to pieces.
You guys really need to grow up else all the ladies go leave romance section for una.
They are not much here again sef.

thunder fire you serpent

Lalami3232:
Oga, leave the shop for her na. What about the goods wey dey inside the shop, which name na you take buy am? If person come nairaland eeh, to marry go dey make am fear. This na the worst platform to ever visit if you want to uplift your soul. Immediately you come here, na 100% negativity back to back. Oga, leave the shop for her, na beg we dey. Make she no begin do ashawo after divorce. If na oyibo land, dem even suppose share all the property and give her a substantial sum. Once again, bros just leave her with the shop.

I don talk am before and I go talk am again, "nairaland news dey get psychological effects"

I swear bro any time am done surfing here I become depressed and I don't know how to block naira land on .y phone

dollynnn:
Fear women!
Imagine, "he is not my kind"
Some ladies are heartless,wicked,selfish and confused too. They deserve no sympathy not to even talk of being helped.
Your baby daddy is back and you suddenly realized that your present man is not your kind(type). Ha! Heaven is far from some of us.
Meanwhile, the SIMPle man's reward will be great in heaven.

this is the reason I will never get married

proclinician:
Ode. U get papa?
Bastard

my p man I healthy and balling , how about your perv dad

proclinician:
What if he is a yahoo boy. Must everything be tied to papa wealth. Poor stupid miserable bastard. Shut ur fucking mouth, idiot.

at least I no miserable pass your papa

Angel55555:
It's actually 5m and regardless of how they made their money no one deserves to be mocked, what about our politician children who are balling more than most yahoo guys with the money stolen from the government purse and tax payers. It doesn't cost a thing to be sensitive and reasonable. Peace

leave that idiot I just hate Nigerians, don't be surprise if come contact with this guy's he will be jumping and hailing, begging this guy's to show him way, and who said they are g boys??

proclinician:
Karma something. Oyibo way u defraud don jazz una.

Say hi to abacha in hell jare. Tell lugard his contraption has failed.

shut up you fool must every thing be related to Yahoo what if his dad is rich or something#Bleep all hypocrites#

Armstrong34:
.........Do you guys know the most funniest thing with us


2023 , they will make nigerians sell their birthrights again with few weeks of easy cost of living just to get into power................

and trust nigerians....we always fall to their scams..............

So the cycle of suffering never ends............

While we are hoping and praying to survive buhari unfortunate rule of leadership ,

nigerians are busy advertising Tinubu as the new messiah because of the crumbs they get.

I swear guy I regret the day I was birthed to this country

Iyaebe:
You are the cause because you made him comfortable in the relationship, when a man is too comfortable in a relationship, he begins to misbehave.Dy shake am from time to time,dy dish am trouble at least twice a month,na wetin dem dy like bdat

a fool at 40 is a fool for.........

Iyaebe:
I like the way he behaves and spends happily every time he's with chioma.It's a very good thing to have a man who understands that you as his woman is behind his success.

will you shut the Bleep up

crossfm:
Hehehe.


Every index points to the fact that Nigeria as a nation is heading to a big destruction.

We encourage a lot of negativity. Doing the right thing at the wrong time.

How can we encourage people who went against their job ethics and responsibilities.

Let no one complain when a doctor that is shedule to carryout an operation start dancing instead of doing what is expected of him or her.
We should also remain mute when our politicians loot our resources,and sleep on duty.

Our mumu never do for this country.

you are stupid and useless like your president

dyingheart:
we dated for five months. i showed him so much love and care. all he did was complain it wasn't enough, he wanted to date someone else. we're not talking anymore. i miss him like mad. i can't sleep, i can't eat, i can't do anything. it's like my heart has been broken into a thousand pieces. i can't breathe anymore. someone talk to me


****abeg, the man in question is not a Nairalander. cheating was from his part. i was very faithful to him.

you de craz

dboY1123:
I just met this beautiful girl, and I'm already all over her.. She's not in a relationship but definitely guys are disturbing her even her ex's.

I asked her to come over to my place and she did, we went out together and get some stuffs and we head back home(my place). So, I decided to ask her out one on one in my place and she said NO, she's still finding it difficult to go into another relationship.. When she left my place for her house just two byke away, someone stole her phone from her bag(she called me to tell me) the bag was open by the time she got home.

My question now is, should I ever think of getting her a phone? I still don't know my stand in her life, I really love the girl but ain't acting like a simp whatsoever.. But the fact that she lost her phone after leaving my house is what bothers me.

Please what should I do?

every simp deserve 30years prison term

FalseProphet1:
By 2023 the only websites Nigerians will be able to access will be bet9ja, Nairaland and the official government website, all other foreign website and apps (Facebook and Twitter inclusive) will barr Nigerians from access because of scam.

This I have seen.

that's why you are a false prophet

iLegendd:
Whenever I See This Picture, I Get Angry [Picture]

Some years ago, as a student, I was the best in class, but I was a SIMP and a 7 seconds' man in bed.

I sabi book, but I no sabi f*ck. One day, I challenged myself and improved my game and became the best in bed without dr.ugs. I even wrote a book called Lasticle about this — it helps men naturally and permanent hours in bed without dru.gs. Search it on Google.

So, after school, my 22 year old rich girlfriend said she wants to take me to a nearby country 'make we go catch cruise,' go club, eat out, visit places, get massages, f*ck like crazy, and do some other fun sh!ts.

On our way, as the only black person in the vehicle, I felt special and unique. When we got to the other country's border, the immigration checked everyone and it took them less than a minute to get back to the bus, including my girl.

When it got to my turn, guess what? They took my passport and screamed, "Nigerian," and boom, everyone was at alert.

It took them more than 20 minutes to verify my credential to confirm if I was a criminal or not. I wasn't, but for being a Nigerian, they thought I was.

The driver was patient not to have left me — my girl told him to wait. When I went back to the bus, I felt shame, embarrassed, and humiliated, but as a guy who has worked on his confidence and self-esteem for a long time, I smiled at myself, we kissed and took a picture. Great men don't stay down for long.

We arrived and lodged in a cool hotel. She took me to a spa and this cute Asian girl massaged me for $50.

Damn! She sabi work. Because of how I enjoyed the massage, my baby girl got jealous and boom, we started quarrelling.

Our relationship is all about fight, make up sex, enjoyment, buying me gifts, me buying her nothing — I'm broke, fight again, more sweet sex, pregnancy, abortion, more quarrel, more sex, flexing, etc.

She loves me more than anything because I bang like a king — bad boys dey learn work. Unfortunately, I wasn't in love because I don't fall in love.

Wise men don't fall in love no matter how beautiful a woman is. They only like, they don't love.

So, the picture below always reminds me of how corrupt foreigners see us (Nigerians), but one way to overcome it is to be sincere, honest, and f*cking great in bed when you're entangled with any of them.

Change their notions about us by being honest. Honesty and amazing sex is a weapon to a woman's heart.

For those Nigerians who paint us bad like the drug pushers, the arm.ed rob.bers, the Internet sc.am.mers, the ritua.lists, etc. they deserve death penalty.

If the government keeps forgiving these criminals without ki.ll.ing them, they'll keep coming back for more evil and ruin the name of the good ones.

I took that picture even though I was going through pains and humiliation. To me, it's not racism. If a black American was in the bus, he wouldn't have spent as much time as I did.

The only luck Nigerians have to escape foreign humiliation is death, wealth, fame, or change.

All these youths forming Yah.oo Yah.oo should he killed when caught.

This is one of the way forward. It's sad seeing all these hungry Nigerian girls prefer to date these bástards that are contributing in drawing our country backward. Shame!

I feel hurt looking at that picture because it triggers sad memories, but I feel great the books I wrote from my experiences have changed thousands of men's lives home and abroad and has enriched my pocket legitimately.

The moral of the story is: as a man, be honest and be great in bed. Also, try to make your money legitimately if you want peace of mind. Contribute in making Nigeria great by being sincere and staying away from crime.

you are a big fool

larryking540:
most materials given to them to bath with are from human parts ,like skin of human ,grounded teeth of human ,grounded private part of a male organ or new born male baby ,let's of stuffs goes on around there ,in the next coming years to come I see many of our ladies becoming widoers , because out of greed they will not do their full assignment of knowing the source of their husbands or boyfriend's wealth ,,,,

nawa ooo very bad

on4a:
Yahoo is not to escape poverty but to escape laziness and ignorance.

If it's to escape poverty, why not learn a tech skill with your data you use for bombing?

Why not learn bricklayer work, carpentry, tailoring, soap making, or shoe making?

In the old days, I know one of my Father's friend who built houses with shoe making, my uncle built a big house with carpentry..Mama Chukwubueze trained her four children with Akara.

The problem with this indomie generation now is impatience, laziness and ignorance.

Yahoo cannot be a way to escape poverty because you are robbing people and there would be consequences for you and your generation.

There has never been a time when wealth has been more democratize than in our generation, you can basically learn any wealth building skill, on YouTube, through Google etc. yet this lazy generation think they can build wealth by robbing others of their hard earned income and even worse still taking the life of others...

There would be no place for Yahoo in the new Nigeria that is coming, there would be no reward for laziness, stupidity and ignorance. The EFCC and Anticorruption network would be very advanced with sophisticated technologies to bring down all your yahoo networks. Learn a skill now if you want to be relevant in the future.

Condolences to the family.

The society can build the youth negatively or a positively this is where the leadership comes in. A country that is not doing well can make people or youth living in such a country start thinking negative or fast ways to make money. A country where nobody can become somebody is a risky one for the youths because they have already lost hope in the country they believe making it must be illegal, or they have to go outside the country before they can make it in life. Such people don't believe in their self again and their country, and such orientations are very bad for the youths and can push them to go into cyber crimes. #blame the government

22o62021:
Na that Egor axis yahoo boys dey camp now

And almost all of them na cele members

what so special about this cele church and yahoo boys I have been hearing lately

Kingpin1000:
Oga e no get as e want be... even in the land of the spirits there are rules.
No go try serious person wey mind dey back. After wetin I take my eye see for MMM, I no get any type of joy for any yahoo boy or fraudster. If Juju A no fit make the Yahoo boy mad Juju B go do am and mind you 99% of yahoo boys are so daft that they will not think of such fortifications even satan no go put am for their mind.

guy leave all this ranting and pray to not fall a victim, because your juju go fail you, talking from experience

Iyaebe:
Are you alright?

yes babe

Iyaebe:
A well deserved slap,she should claim damages afterwards. Most of these young men are very disrespectful

bitch

funshow21:
on the low she fit don carry ur name go meet her prophet..maybe na u them say make she dy with...u fit observe her!! nor straff and dumb her if she be the type wey they emotional..those gals ehn!! most of em na Marina ...

hmmm thanks

funshow21:
white garment church na two!!
one na cele!!
the other one na cherebum !!
cele dy use marine spirit!!
cherebum na angel dy posses those ones!!
the two dy use spiritism...
i go say make u avoid any pucci wey dy go these churches cus e nor dy end well.

guy abeg update me on this, because one girl like that we de attend this church has been disturbing me for friendship recently

Homeboiy:
Lol the more you look


See in quest for riches I went far but I had to backtrack immediately

That owerri eeeh
Their is one Eze Nwanyi that does spiritual works for boys

You come pay homage when money enter

Me wey don enter casket place charm on my chest for 15 minutes

Na when blood start entering I run

update us with your full story bro

Kwashiman:
Miserable loser, it's obvious you're a unfortunate product of generational poverty and family affliction, that's why you will die a sad little man... and in utter forlorness, pain and frustration.

As for those beautiful kids, I'm sure they won't grow up to be a wretched poverty-stricken bastard like your pathetic self, it's rather sad your useless parents birthed like chromosomal liability like you.

guy you na killer oo

Basicend:
Mums are the only one that will give u true and genuine love. .

Mothers will prefer to give their foods to their children and stay hungry. .

After God, they made us who we are. .

They deserve the best and we should take good care of them.

Whatever the seasons. . u will meet her at your back. .

God bless them.

Don't let any Nigerian slay queen or wife turn your backs against ur mother no matter what. .

Those ones are only perching conditionally. . .

mother and father, not only mum

iwaeda:
As the world prepares for Christmas and New Year celebrations, some Nigerian traders and consumers lament the hike in the prices of goods. From food items to non-edible items, the complaints remain the same; prices are too high. They called on the government to work hard to improve the lives of the people.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28_hunIgkbc

https://punchng.com/video-nigerians-lament-as-high-cost-of-goods-commodities-dampens-christmas-mood/

this is just the beginning Nigerians can never learn