₦airaland Forum

michlins:
Who else nearly got a migraine trying to wrap his or her around the web of family linage.

Uncle papa cousin wife sister

I think I am the last person that can comprehend that honestly... Trying to understand that was like trying to understand our Econometrics lecturer those days in the afternoon

ConfirmLagosboy:
Yes oo.. same thing I told one elderly man that I sought for advise but the man still insists that the girls is my relatives hence I can't marry her

<<<I just wanna add one more thing based on what you have written here...

<<< you came from a tribe and your tribe got heritage and legacies that they have been protecting for long..(it might be good or bad practice). But those were your pride and identity...

<<<It will be very unwise to seek an advise from an Hausa, Igbo, idoma, ibibio or any other tribe here on Nairaland because their own culture, and practices might be different from yours...

<<< Meet the elders that have the same cultural heritage with you and ask questions...

All the best... Don't forget to send the invitation cards ...

ConfirmLagosboy:
A relative

there we go ... I like u already just do what's on your mind buddy..And I wish you the best

ConfirmLagosboy:
Thanks for your contribution. She is not my cousin in real sense. It is her aunty (her dad's younger sis), that is my Dad's cousin.

I hope you understand now..

Just assuming you were not romantically involved with her and I met both of u together, to cut the long story short, how will you introduce her to me?

Dshocker:
Dude,you insulted the op for not writing properly,but it seems yours is worst.

Amanee:
This is why your English is bad and it reflects on your intelligence quotient, sadly. How in the name of sweet baby Jesus are we talking about the same thing?

I don't usually say this but I am more intelligent than u are in all ramification...

A simple question that can prove how smart you claimed to be, u cannot answer it...

This is the last time I will be quoting a foolish individual like u... I can't stoop to your level.. I can't afford such luxury... U can have the Last words if u like.. enjoy the rest of your miserable life ..

Amanee:
It doesn't matter, he's still alive, you should not be using past tense with him same with the Japanese and Chinese in your write-up.

TheGreatIYANU:
What stupidity is this? ? ?

I tayaooo

ChybuzzDD:
In Nigeria, we're taught in English. So, somehow, English is a test of our intelligence
How would you convince us that you're good in you profession if you don't have a good understanding of the language with which you were taught?
I have never seen an intelligent Nigerian who can't write good English

The Japanese/Chinese, unlike us, are not taught in English. So, there's no comparison there.

Jaqenhghar:
In fact Ill advice hom to leave the house and start afresh without a goodbye

tito44:
I dey boil for here walahi. How the yeye oba brainwashed all these Benin people is beyond imagination

Please make u try bring your temperature down.. We still need ur type here because u have the patience to respond.. I no fit.. it's exhausting

Akpacha:
Damage control, u are still terrible with ur "Was* English.

Damage control.. really? Do you mind correcting me please... If u can't, that means u are not smart enough.. now humour me

Amanee:
Is that why you're deliberately using past tense for people who are still alive?

Ghostwon6511:
Kindly shut up and go and fight your own father for whatever nonesense you believe in. Hands off Benin monarchy. You are warned.
You and many in your social media generation are incredibly deluded, you people don't have a sense of boundaries and respect. You don't even reason properly. As an Edo I am warning you guys to leave us alone.

Apologies... I never knew I was speaking with a Pillock and a Mumpsimus individual.. have a great day

Ghostwon6511:
Don't mind the haters, haters gonna hate.
They hate us cause they hate us.
They hate us because of jealousy.
Look at the timing of this their hitpiece: the same day the world is broadcasting the return of some Benin bronzes to the one and only Oba.

Originalsly:
It would be the common sense thing to do .... if the NPF was a normal Law and Order Force. People mind their business to avoid being killed by the Police. You need to understand the Police mentality and power when it comes to unconnected citizens.

spencekat:
Exactly

spencekat:
I don't care attitude of most Nigerians.

I see no reason why the driver couldn't drive behind them to make sure they were actually taking them to police station... That's just awful..
In this life time, I pray never to encounter such driver and such passengers that can't think on the feet...

I guess this is part of mind your business that is killing the world today.

Kosoco:
a very fat lie..... So your old time friend that shouted and laughed when she saw you also scolded you and ordered to shoot you... bro nobody be kid for Nairaland. Lies does not make front page.... .. get another story let's review it

I didn't understand that part too... I read that paragraph twice thinking that I skipped some part ..

The dramatic change of character was over fast ... But we don't have to dismiss his experience.

Though I understand his write up.. I will never be friends with a police officer.. God forbid... Not even abroad officers... I don't just like the profession..

AoifeNightfall:
I don't see anything wrong with his English grammar.

I have an aunt who schooled in the UK and graduated top of her class but still types like this guy.

She says in UK universities no one cares if you speak/type impeccable English because the way they learn there is very different from here. What matters the most is that you understand what they are teaching you perfectly.

But of course it is relatively dependent on the kind of course you are studying.